After that "Tim Binns' Life" I've found quite the amount of boring, useless biographies!

All right let's see I've found, McGonagal's "My life" (not very creative), Some guy named Gildory Lockhart "Magical Me" (who isn't magical around here?), Harry Potter's "The-boy-who-lived" (I wonder if he even knows that there's a book about him), Dumbledore's "The creator of socks"

Obviously not very catching titles eh? Though I must admit that the creator of socks looks interesting… I whish I could wear socks. And a tiny west of denim or the fluffy material from Dumbledore's chair! And maybe one of those tiny French hats and… and… AND A BELL ON MY TAIL! Saw that in Tom and Jerry once and it looked simply astonishing!

So what do you think about me writing a biography?

"My 9 lives"

"Crookshanks, the real superman"

"Agent Crookshanks, how does he do it?"

Hm… maybe not. I don't think anybody would read a book containing nothing but meows.

OH my friggin' god! I've been here for hours doing nothing but look at Books!

I think I must be ill, sick, contaminated, infected, or UNWELL!

Oh god, I'm going to the Hospital wing right now! This instant!

If I could move. Stupid books.

Madam Pince?

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Stupid Pince, doesn't see the difference between people in need of help from people breaking the rules.

The old hag actually dared yelling at me for ruining her books! And obviously cats are suddenly not allowed in there! Can't believe her!

What does she have against cats? I bet she's a catsist! That would explain the entire mean glares she keep giving me when she walks by.

She should really take a lesson from Crayons! I mean come on: some are sharp, some are pretty, some have weird names, they are all different colors and yet they all manage to live in the same box... That is pretty amazing huh? (A/N: Blackness Angel!)

Madam Pomfrey isn't that intolerant against other species I hope.

Nah, think about all the times she has helped Mrs. Norris out! Oh wait maybe she's a sexist! Only helping the- no she has helped Harry on many occasions.

NO! I know! Maybe she IS a sexist and all the other "ist"-words! She's just so modest about it that she doesn't show it openly! Yeah! Maybe she's one of those who when you come for help with a broken leg breaks it again before healing it! Uh oh, I don't feel like going to the hospital any longer! I do so not want to suffer just because of a stupid illness that is making me read-

Wait I can read?

Oh god, I must really be sick! Cats aren't supposed to be able to read are they!

All right, that does it I'm going!

Bring it on Poppy!

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Aw I cannot believe that I thought Madam Pomfrey was a mean old hag!

She nicely told me that there was nothing wrong with me but that she could give me a sleeping potion if the "illness" was keeping me awake.

And then she gave me a lollipop! I've always wondered what they taste like. (A/N: take a moment and imagine a cat with a lollipop up in it's mouth... all right on with the story)

But what surprised me the most was that she doesn't even speak catseltongue but somehow she was able to understand everything I said! I think it's from all the practice with Mrs. Norris who's always in there with a sore butt from getting to close to one of the students foot (by accident or not)

Well I decided to go see where Draco and Hermione were.

Dum dum dada dum dum dada.

Ah there they are, in the common room as always doing guess what.

Homework.

Poor kids! It seems like the only thing they do is study! Cruel teachers they've got.

"You know the winter ball's in next week" Malfoy says suddenly breaking the silence.

"Yeah, we're all done planning right?" Hermione asks absently writing something down on her parchment.

"Uhm yeah" Draco says looking a teeny bit uncomfortable,

"So whom are you going with?" Hermione asks and finally looks up from her work.

"Probably Pansy," Draco says, "Though she's as clingy as a piece of glue she can be quite fun"

"Yeah, never seen that side of her," Hermione says thoughtfully and then adds, "I'm going with Neville,"

"Longbottom?" Draco asks incredulously.

"Yeah, I felt a bit sorry for him and thought why not?" Hermione said, "It's not like there's anyone else that would think of going with me to the ball."

"Oh," Draco said and they both went back to work.

Aww! If you read between the lines you see quite clearly that Hermione and Draco wanted to go together but didn't really think the other would want to go with them. Confusing?

So, whom will I take?

Contemplating a bit on that thought I wandered aimlessly around the hallways with my lollipop. I think it's strawberry flavoured.

Mrs. Norris. Taken.

Minerva. Taken (lost her to Dumbledore. Embarrassing I know)

Er… I don't know anybody else!

Oh god, if it's so important to have date I'll just bring that new owl Malfoy had delivered not long ago. What's her name again? Or maybe Neville's toad. It might like me better, as I've told you owls aren't too fond of me.

But what ever shall I wear?

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A/N: I am so sorry for my late update. It was really hard to write this chapter, and I don't think it's too humors either but it was the best I could do on a day like this. Anyways I was thinking of making the Winter Ball the last chapter? But I probably won't go through with it, I'm having way to much fun writing this. I don't know if I'll ever stop!

Thanks to: Psycho4DUCKS, Sienna, beachbabe12, H.L.Mittermair, Anime4u2, pixiestars162, bob, musicalbballgal, Blackness Angel, FlairVerona, Xmyxparadisex, TruBluePotterFan, Jjp91, Hazelocean, Novacine Junkie, LightShadows and QuietWorld for the reviews!

Special Note to:

Novacaine Junkie: aw! I'll bake you some muffins! They might not be able to talk but I could maybe make a puppet show out of them or something? Er... or maybe that would just be plain disgusting playing with food like that, oh who cares.

Psycho4DUCKS: I've got no idea why anybody would write a book about Binns, but then again the Hogwarts library wouldn't be complete without a book on everything now would it?
Ps. yeah, who wouldn't want him to do that? Lol.

Musicalbballgal: Who wouldn't be embarrassed? I would've died from shame had it been me, god I am so cruel to poor Hermione!

Blackness Angel: Sorry but I couldn't resist not using the "crayon wisdom" you shared with me. I'm from Europe, the northern part of it. I'll give you a hint; the land looks very much like some kind of an animal, dinosaur or something.

TheBluePotterFan: Thanks for reminding me about the ball; I've been so worked up on getting those two together that it completely left my mind.

Jjp91: Oh god that was probably the longest review I've ever received! Lol, anyways yeah who cares about them kissing? The Tim "Bin" book was so much interesting! Am I right or am I right?

LightShadows: I'll get back to you when I've finished the story, I can't really decided now.

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Review -Boogie