Argh my head! I think I banged it against the pillow or something.
I have a very fragile head. I can't help it.
What happened last night?
Oh yeah: Ball, got dumped, and met Viv.
Better get some breakfast, or lunch. I think the time is more appropriate for lunch.
"Crooky!" Somebody squeals behind me, I'm guessing Viv.
Crooky… at least she's not calling me Hanky anymore.
"Viv!" I squeal back and turn around feeling like Lavender when she meets Paravti in a corridor. It's like a bloody banshee session. Screaming and shaking their hands like something big is happening. Really, they do this every time they meet and they're in the same godforsaken house!
Girls… you can't do anything but shake your head at them, -shakes head-
And now don't get this wrong, cats can squeal with a miaw. We've been working on it for ages but we finally managed it. We cats are very intelligent creatures.
"Where have you been? I haven't seen you since last night," Viv says and strokes my back with her tail.
"I just woke up actually," I answer suppressing my urge to laugh. I'm very ticklish, "Want to go with me to the kitchens?"
"Why? Am I to fat for you? Is that it? You want to walk me down to the kitchens in hope of me loosing some weight!" Viviane says screaming the last part scaring the whomping willow from killing yet another bird.
"No, I'm just in need for food and wanted your company," I say after analyzing the sentence over and over in my head in case she would misinterpret that also.
She has a tendency to do that as you see. Must be some kind of PMS amongst cats.
"Oh," Viv says and takes another second to double check if there was anything insulting some where in the words of mine, "Okay" She says after a whole 10 seconds and gives me a big smile and starts skipping to the kitchen.
Huff, this I've gotta get used to. Mood swings.
Big time.
Hermione never was a girl. I'm not saying that she got a eh gender shift recently, she just never was one of the "girls" never one who would drool over a boy or eat only an apple for breakfast.
And her "time of the month" never involves mood swings; she's always stuck in that same grumpy and cranky mood, like she hasn't had sleep for weeks or worse got 99 on a essay.
Nah that's a bit dramatic, she would be in a more emotional/angry state of mind.
Anyways my point is that you should stay away from her when she's grumpy if you want to keep your tail. That was my point right? Ugh, rule number two: never make a long explanation, it's to hard to keep track on what the point was.
Maybe I should start recording those rules? With one of those thingies that muggles have.
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Well that was interesting.
Dobby greeted us and after seeing my companion he started "trying" to speak with what I think was an Italian accent and seated us (yes seated us like in some kind of a restaurant) at a table with a red and white piece of clothe (which I assume must have been a sock once) and a lit candle.
After this strange performance he comes back in with a big plate with spaghetti on it with lots of small meatballs.
Why he insisted the whole thing to be on one plate I have no idea.
But there is one thing I told him before we left (fled) from the over romantic mood:
Lay of the Disney movies.
I knew it would be a bad idea paying a house elf for working.
Look at what this one uses his money for, movies and very ugly socks.
Me and a couple of the owls and that traitor toad once went to a "Movie-marathon" at Dobby's little room. It was crowded and you soon got tired of the movies.
The Swan Princess (all three of them), Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty.
See what I mean? We watched tons of those kinds of sappy princess movies and in the end I had the biggest urge to just punch either Snow White or Dobby. It ended up being Dobby.
The next day the elf actually came up to me and told me that he was offended that I had interrupted the important scene where the dwarfs are singing "Heigh-ho" but that the black eye was absolutely gorgeous. Yes he said that. He informed me that he had often given himself a black eye but had never really reached the pretty blue and yellow contrast.
After escaping Viviane was a bit annoyed at me, obviously she had liked the little scene and loved spaghetti especially with meatballs.
She's such a girly cat.
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"So what do you say that you and I go…-" Viviane starts but is brutally cut of by- Mrs. Norris!
"Crooky!" She meows and throws her self at me, "I'm so sorry I left you! I was wrong, dogs don't deserve to live"
I can't really help but agree with her on that one.
No dog deserves to be on this earth, they should all be sent to mars or Pluto!
Except Lassie.
Yeah except La- WAIT A MINUTE! I did so not think that! Na ha! It was an illusion! Aha, a trick of the light. DON'T GO REREADING IT!
I'm in denial and I don't care.
"Er, what happened?" I ask curious and somehow manage to pry her of me.
"Fang cheated on me with Trevor!" She says crying her eyes out.
I can't believe it! How come that toad gets every one! Wait a second, isn't it bisexual? Dating a he-dog and she-owls?
Hm a bisexual toad. That's something you don't see everyday.
"He doesn't care," Viviane suddenly speaks up,
"Who is that?" Mrs. Norris asks me.
"I'm his girlfriend Viviane," Viviane says before I get the chance to answer.
"Is that true Crooky?" Mrs. Norris asks and turns yet again to me,
Yet again Vivian speaks before me.
"Yes, and stop calling him Crooky! I'm the only one allowed to do so!" Viviane says, what a feisty little cat.
"I'll call him whatever I like!" Mrs. Norris says angry and turns completely towards Viv, either totally forgetting or ignoring me.
"Cat fight!" Somebody yells and soon we cats are surrounded by the most of the owls, 2 or 3 students wondering what the hell all the animals are doing here, the dog Fang, and a few ducks from I don't know where oh and the Trevor toad is there of course with his groupies.
"Never knew they would start fighting over me," Fang comments looking self-confident.
"What are you talking about? They are obviously fighting over me," Trevor says looking outraged,
"Are not!"
"Are too!"
"Are not!"
I think I'm going to leave now, before my IQ drops.
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I think I'm going to just keep away from the female race from now on.
Hermione is more then enough.
Speaking of the devil.
Hermione and Draco are sitting in the common room.
Arguing about who should eat the last cookie.
"You eat it," Hermione says with a giggle (Hermione giggling? Another Kodak moment)
"No you eat it," Malfoy says with a playful grin and pushes the plate towards her.
"You eat it,"
"No you eat it,"
"If you don't eat it there will be no snogging for a week," Hermione says smirking.
"Oh really," Malfoy asks and goes in for the kill. A.k.a. kisses her.
Both not noticing tha I took the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who me? Couldn't be. Then who took the-
I'll stop now.
Anyways it looks like Hermione and Draco don't need my help anymore.
Mission completed.
Can't believe it's ending like this. Hermione and Draco kissing and me having two cats fighting over me.
"Cat"ch yah later!
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A/N: You have no idea how difficult it was writing this chapter! I kept getting distracted by the puzzle besides me! Rule number one: Never attempt to do anything if there's a puzzle nearby!
But that wasn't the only reason; I rewrote this chapter 3 times or something. I just don't want it to end but it had to end sometime and I already knew that this wasn't going to be one of those 40 chapter long stories.
Oh well, thank you so much to all of the reviewers! Loved you guys! You kept me going and motivated! Be on the look out for my next story, don't know what I'll call It yet but just be on the look out :P
Thanks to: Sienna, The Queen of Duct tape, pixiestars162, Alexis in Wonderland, CCoLoMBiAnMaMi11, bob, musicalbballgal, FlaiVerona, ellio, beachbabe12, Heiress-To-The-Dark-Throne, Jjp91, Anime4u2and novacaine junkie for the reviews!
Special note to:
Sienna: Your room must've been lovely! (Note the sarcasm) Welcome back to civilization!
Queen of Duct Tape: Well, it's ending now. :( Yeah that robot is depressing. And those monkeys don't sound very nice…
Bob: Yeah, I think Viviane showed more of a Pansy personality in this one too.
FlairVerona: You got your catfight! Lol.
BeachBabe12: Aw! Thanks for the sweet words! I love it when people complement me on my "made up" characters lol.
Jjp91: Yeah! Puke green is sooo the new black! Lol.
Novacaine Junkie: Get better! Hope you liked the chapter ;)
Though the story is finished that shouldn't be stopping you from reviewing!
-Boogie