Anachronism? What Anachronism?
by misaoshiru

"Morning, Tsubame-chan!"

"Good morning, Yahiko-kun. How was your weekend?"

"Busy. Practiced a lot."

"Mm. Oh, I have something for you."

"Really?"

"Yes. Tae-san has a cousin who works in retail, and he sends extras to Tae-san every now and then. She said she thought you would use it more than her, though, so, umm..."

"She asked you to give it to me?"

"Yes."

"What is it?"

"It's a Gameboy. You can play 'video games' on it."

"Cool! ...What are video games?"

"I don't know. I don't think they'll be invented for another hundred years."

"So how is it that I'm holding one?"

"...I don't know."

"Yahiko-kun?"

"Yes, Tsubame-chan?"

"Where are we going to go tonight?"

"Huh?"

"You were going to take me out to dinner, right?"

"Uh, oh, right... Well...we'll go to the dojo."

"Yahiko-kun...I like Kenshin-san and his family as much as you do, but we went there last time. Besides, I don't want to intrude on Kaoru-san."

"Well, I'll think of somewhere."

"What are you playing?"

"Tetris."

"Ah."

"Ne, Yahiko-kun?"

"Yes, dear."

"Why didn't we go anywhere last night?"

"Mmhmm."

"You never picked me up for our date."

"You're right, like always."

"Are you even paying attention to me?"

"Yes."

"...Are you an elephant in a tutu, serenading a dolphin with a flute made of cheese?"

"Of course."

"Yahiko-kun!"

"What? You just messed up my game! Tsuba-a-ame!"

"Why didn't we go out last night?"

"Oh, uh, sorry. I forgot."

"It's okay, Yahiko-kun. Let's just do it tonight instead."

"I love you, baby."

"Aww, Yahiko-kun, I love you too."

"I want to marry you."

"...But aren't we a little young?"

"We'll have all kinds of babies together. They'll have my eyes, but they'll have your beautiful L-block shaped figure."

Slap! "Oww! Tsubame-chan, what was that for?"

"Yahiko-kun, we're through!"

/Oh, scene break. I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait for you to come...\

"Tsubame-chan, I'm sorry!"

"..."

"I mean it!"

"..."

"Please! I love you! I need you! Let me prove it to you! I'll do anything!"

"Well..."

"Yahiko-kun, I won't bite. Come out here, please."

"...But this costume is so embarrassing."

"You said you'd do anything."

"I didn't know you'd be so sadistic!"

"Please, Yahiko-kun?"

"...All right. Fine."

"Pikachu, I choose you!"

"Oro."

Smack! "Say it right, slave, or it's the couch for you!"

"Yes, mistress! I mean, pika! Chuuu..."