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Chapter2:
Fun in the sky
"Naruto-kun!"
Naruto turned around at the call of his name. "Oh Iruka-sensei, what is it?"
"The Hokage called and said Itachi needs to chat with you. He said something about ... blood lust eyes" Naruto doubled over in laughter.
"Ohhh So Itachi found out ehh? Thanks Iruka, I'll take it from here" Naruto took out his lap top, "Hey guys, tell me when my 10 minutes are up, I'm going to have a chat." Everyone nodded and stared as Naruto took out a web cam. Iruka shook his head at Naruto's crazy antics and made his way around the waiting hall to mother hen on random people. 'I just hope Itachi doesn't chew him out so much ... or he to Itachi. I swear sometimes Itachi doesn't think when he acts.'
"NARUTO!" Itachi's voice came out menacing. Naruto chuckled and caught the eye of his brother in the back ground. "Hey Itachi! Kyuubi! Meet everyone! ... Kiba, Lee, Ino, Deidera, Gai, Gramps, and Kakashi!"
"Hey Pervy Gramps! Kiba, keep an eye out for my gramps and Naru, they will get into so much trouble there." Kyuubi chuckled, but shot a knowing look at Kiba, who nodded.
"I'm not pervy! ... I'm a super pervert!" Everyone sweat dropped as Jiraya started to giggle something about women and nice curvy bodies. "I needs them curves! And ... Naruto is going to get me some." Jiraya winked at Naruto suggestively, and rubbed his hands together excitedly, making everyone roll their eyes at him and step away from him.
"Also Kiba ... Gramps gets diarrhea, so keep an eye on him will you?" Kiba nodded and chuckled as Jiraya snapped out of his drooling stupor and furrowed his eyebrows. "HEY GAKI! I am not some old man and I DO NOT have diarrhea!"
"Yeah, yeah Pervy Gramps. Just keep an eye on Naruto will ya?" Jiraya nodded and Itachi just glared at Naruto.
"Hn, Hello. Now Naruto, did you or did you not ... Take. My. Wallet?" Itachi pushed Kyuubi out of the way and glared even more while Naruto chuckled, pulling out a black wallet from his backpack.
"Sure did Itachi! So ... Why are you so concerned about it? I've taken your wallet plenty of times before and you never glared at me before ... wait what's inside it Itachi?" It was Naruto's turn to glare. Naruto knew very well that Itachi liked to hide things, and whatever they are, they are big things.
"N-Nothing! Now leave it at the reception and I'll pick it up soon." Naruto ignored Itachi's request in favor of opening the wallet. "NO NARUTO!" Itachi's cry was heard all over the waiting hall, even Sasuke heard him and ran to the direction of Itachi's plea. The wallet opened and what Naruto saw first shocked him into utter silence.
"I-Itachi! You son of Fugaku! WHAT THE HELL?" There in the open was a picture of a very drunk Naruto and Kyuubi, both naked and in a very erotic pose. "Itachi what is the meaning of this! I thought we burned them all ... Kyuubi do you know anything about this?"
"About what Naru-" "About this!" Naruto poked the picture into the lens and heard Kyuubi gasp then a sound of movement. "Itachi you son of Fugaku! What the hell are those pictures doing in your wallet when they are supposed to be burned? That's it! Your sleeping out in the hall!" Kyuubi punched Itachi, but Itachi grabbed his arms and pinned them down to his sides. "Now, now Kyuu-chan. It was for a very important cause. I mean really, who can resist such a wonderful opportunity at having two very hot guys pose for you and keep the pictures?"
Kyuubi growled and pounced on the Uchiha, making him grab him by the waist and hold him still. "Now, now Kyuubi. There will be time to have sex once you're father forgets about his silly quarrel he has with me and lets me take you."
"Itachi?" Naruto turned around and saw his friends with nosebleeds and a very confused looking Sasuke. "What the hell are you doing talking with Itachi? ... How do you know him?"
"Otouto, did you not know? I have a lover and he is his brother." Sasuke stared into the screen, then just nodded and "Hn"ed at him receiving a rolling of eyes and a sigh.
"Foolish little brother. ... Naruto I want that picture back now! And my wallet!" Naruto snapped back into reality and grew angry. His eyes started to bleed into red and there seemed to be a red aura seeping out of him to cover his body. Itachi and Kyuubi both knew what that meant and kept quiet.
"I-TA-CHI! What is the meaning of this picture and ..." Naruto's eyes grew even bigger and he looked into the wallet itself. There inside the side pocket were a bunch of pictures of Kyuubi and Naruto in many erotic poses. "... ITACHI! What the Hell? Kyuubi! Do you know anything about these pictures? I thought we burned them all!"
Sasuke took the pictures from Naruto and inspected them. When his eyes laid themselves on Naruto's naked form in a VERY erotic pose, he couldn't help the bulge he felt in his pants. It was Naruto with his eyes half lidded and three fingers up his ass with a dildo in his mouth and the look in his eye that said "I want you now!". 'The hell? Why am I acting like this over the dobe?' Sasuke glanced at Naruto as he was busy yelling at Itachi, he took the opportunity to take one of the pictures and slide the rest into Itachi's wallet, but as he opened the side pocket, he found two video chips, each with a name on it being "Kyuubi" or "Naruto".
"Itachi!" Came the angry yell of Naruto and his brother in the screen.
"I want to know why the hell he still has these pictures!" both the Uzumaki brothers turned their seething glares on Itachi for the answer. "B-Because I was going to share them with Sasuke!" Both the Uzumaki brothers paused in their rebuttal and stared wide eyed at Itachi as he smirked at his brother.
"What the hell Itachi! You perverted bastard!" Everyone turned to a very flushed and embarrassed looking Sasuke. "Oh dear foolish brother, you lack ... hatred." Sasuke furrowed his eyebrows and stared at a very smug looking Itachi.
Suddenly there was a moan in the screen and everyone became quiet. Sasuke took the chip with Naruto's name on it and hid it in his pocket while quickly putting the pictures and other chip back and handing Naruto the wallet.
"Ohhh Fugaku! Fuck me ... Harder! Faster! Ngggghh!" Minato's voice came out clear from the laptop and Naruto gaped. "... Isn't that dad, Kyuubi?"
"I believe it is Naru"
"Ohhh Fuck Minatooooo!" Came the heated groan of Fugaku.
"A-Aniki?"
"Yes otouto, I believe that's father." There was a long silence in which Naruto's friends picked themselves up and wiped up the blood loss.
"Goooo Minato! Addaaaa boy son! You better ride that Uchiha fucker like the Namikaze blood that burns in you; hard, fast, and good god damn-it!" Jiraya cheered into the screen.
"SHAAADDDDAP FATHER AND LEAVE US ALONE! ... Itachi I give you permission to fuck Kyuubi as long as you get my father out of here! ... Ohhh Fuck Fugaku!" Itachi's eyes brightened at the news and he began to take Kyuubi's shirt off.
"Sorry Naru, but this is a once in a life time opportunity! ... You can have the money in the wallet! ... Kyuubi, you are MINE!"
Then the screen went blank, leaving Naruto and Sasuke in a daze and Jiraya cheering for his son.
"What the fuck? ... Horny Itachi bastard!" Naruto grumbled to himself, but Sasuke heard him anyway.
"Hn, You've got that right ... Horny Itachi Bastard." Naruto stared at Sasuke, not believing that for once, they both agree on something.
"All Passengers boarding on plane 45 to New York, please go to Gate 45A and present your tickets. That's Passengers flying to New York to Gate 45A to begin boarding. Thank you and have a nice day"
Everyone stood dumbfounded, until Naruto began to pick up his laptop and run towards the gate. "Hurry up everyone! Sasuke, the others left without you, so hurry your fat ass up and run with us! Iruka would be there by now, so we need to hurry up"
Kakashi moved closer to Naruto and began to whisper " ... So that was the famous Jounin-Lieutenant Kyuubi eh, Naruto?" Naruto nodded and growled low just for Kakashi.
"Don't be fooled Kakashi, he is a strong opponent and he will hunt you down if he finds out that you are laughing at him." Naruto smirked as he felt Kakashi tense.
There are many ranks within the ANBU, there is The Hokage - The strongest best agent within the ANBU ranks, who is seen as the leader and was Minato's position. The Jounin-Captain - The second strongest and best agent within the ANBU ranks, who also happens to be Naruto's rank. The Jounin-Lieutenant - The third strongest best agent within the ANBU ranks, who happened to be Kyuubi. And at last the other agents, who were divided between Gennin- the beginners, Chunnin- the middle, and Jounnin- the strongest within the ranks. But there were also the Sannin, the ones who surpass the last Hokage, and Naruto was a Sannin in training. There were only ever three sannin, but Naruto managed to be the only one this year, just like his father had.
Naruto and his small family managed to receive their titles quickly. Unfortunately he was better than his older brother and so resulting in many prank wars within the two, which is where Naruto finds himself and the wallet situation.
"Now, now Naruto. There is no need to be unkind, I was simply wondering because he looks nothing like you or your father." Naruto nodded his head in acknowledgment.
"I know what you mean Kakashi, he takes after my mother. Its sort of hard on all of us because we miss her so, but we manage" Kakashi understood perfectly.
Kushina, Naruto's mother. She was Captain before and Naruto Lieutenant, but due to a tragic accident during a mission, she died along with her best friend, Mikoto. It was a mission to escort a young prince, and the young man wanted her hand in marriage, but she declined him. The prince then decided his luck with Mikoto, but she as well rejected him. He grew angry and demanded to know why. When he found out they both had families, he was furious and ordered Minato, Fugaku and their sons be killed so he can have them both to himself. Mikoto and Kushina risked their lives to infiltrate the enemy lines and destroy anything that would prove to be useful in a victory.
Kushina and Mikoto didn't want their families to die, so they sacrificed themselves for them. Kyuubi joined the ranks soon after, finding out what exactly happened and that his younger brother was already an agent at the age of 8. He joined at his age of 13, but in order to establish that he was just as exceptional as his brother, he worked hard and achieved lieutenant a year later.
"Naruto, how old are you both?" Kakashi thoughtfully asked. Naruto knew that Kakashi was thinking about their history and nodded.
"I'm 18 and Kyuubi is 22, our father is 38, but no need to know the details. We are all hard working and that's all that counts. We must hurry or else Iruka will be mad at you and you know that saying; "A happy uke is a uke that puts out" Naruto laughed as Kakashi sped up his pace, too afraid of loosing a chance at being with Iruka.
They arrived at the meeting spot before Iruka thanks to Kakashi's speed walking. (Hmm, yes, "Speed walking" .)
"FINALLY! It's 1 A.M Sensei! Why did you make us come at ten if it was at this time?" Ino whined, but Iruka ignored her in favor of speaking to Kakashi. "Sorry sis, Iruka-sensei wants to punish us for that mess we made Friday at the class party, un."
"Alright class, the following pairs are your seating mates and ... your room mates for the next 2 weeks, so please NO ARGUING OR ELSE I'LL RIP YOUR HEADS OFF! You may all thank Kakashi for your pairs" Iruka gave a weird look at Kakashi, who only smiled innocently.
"Kiba, Hinata ..." They both blushed at each other.
"Neji, Tenten ..."
"Shino, Shizune ..." Shino shrugged and Shizune gulped.
"Deidera, Sasori ..." Deidera groaned and complained about perverted bastards. "Cheer up Dei, I'm sure you'll like it in time ... Even if he tries to rape you in your sleep, I'm sure you'll fall in love with him." Naruto laughed while Deidera glowered at him.
"Iruka-sensei, Kakashi-sensei?" Iruka glanced at Kakashi, who only looked shocked.
"... Sakura, Hidan" Sakura blinked, but said nothing.
"... Tobi, Zetsu" Tobi jumped up and down and screamed, "SENPAI!" while giggling.
"... Lee, Gai-sensei" There was a cheer in the back and many "Youthful!"s were being screamed out.
"Ino, Shikamaru" Ino blushed and Shikamaru smirked. Naruto laughed at their misfortune. Naruto knew very well that these pairs were of people who had a thing for each other, or will have one in the future because he was the one to pick them and hand Kakashi the list for him to take credit. He laughed when Deidera glared at him.
"Jiraya-sensei, Tsunade-sensei" Naruto's grandfather grinned. Tsunade just face palmed and glared murderously at Kakashi. "Calm down Grandma! You two aren't going to be married again, so stop your glaring!" Naruto laughed harder when Tsunade turned her glaring towards him.
" ... And ... Sasuke, Naruto" Naruto dropped his laughter and blinked. "Wait what?"
"NARUTO!" 'There goes the pink bitch' Naruto sighed and awaited her punch. "Naruto you Baka! You bribed Kakashi-sensei for this didn't you?" Naruto glowered murderously at Sakura from his resting place on the floor after he hit and she paled.
"I object. I would like to switch partners with Sasuke. He's got the sexiest thing in here and I want me some of that sexy blonde action." Hidan looked at Naruto and smiled, an evil glint in his eye and licking his lips, unaware of Sasuke and his glaring. Naruto stared wide eyed at Hidan as he lifted himself off the floor from Sakura's punch and Hidan fell over laughing. "You fucking fell for it twerp!"
"Naruto! You know I hate Hidan! Why didn't you get me paired with Ino or even SHINO! I could work with them!" Naruto stared dumbfoundedly at Sakura. "Wait ... you don't want Sasuke?" Sakura stared, puzzled at Naruto's question. "No, why would you say that?"
"ALRIGHT, students please find your partners, now that you know who they are, you are to be with them at all times, or at least a large group. Now find your partners so we may start the boarding process ... Naruto you are first on the list to board, get your partner and get in."
Naruto grumbled and glared at Deidera when he started to laugh, which immediately shut him up. "Geez, Naru, can't you take a joke?"
"... No ..." Naruto went to Iruka, Sasuke behind him mentally doing a touchdown dance. 'Yes! I get to share a room with MY dobe! That's right, I'm not fighting this anymore. He is MY dobe and Uchiha's get what they want!' Sasuke allowed a small smile to form on his face.
N_A_R_U_T_O_!
"K-Kiiiiit!" Naruto's backpack buzzed loudly 9 hours later and Naruto knew exactly what that meant. He quickly put on his ear piece. "Yeah Kiba, you finally woke up? What do you want?"
"EPIC PLANE RIDE DARES!"
"Hell yeah, un. Me and Ino are at a go for that!"
"Youthfulness! Gai-sensei and I are in!"
"I'm in gaki"
"Well, as long as everyone else is in, I'm in" Kakashi looked directly at Naruto and nodded as he talked.
"Alright then, just put on your ear pieces and whisper so no one finds out, they're all asleep by now I guess. Kiba ... Start it off and pick someone."
Kiba nodded and began to search his pockets for the dares he had stashed there. "Sure thing Kit .. oh and from now on I'll pull the dares for everyone." Kiba pulled out a piece of paper and laughed.
"This one is for ... Lee! 'Go around the plane and get in everyone's faces and say, "May Sasuke protect you." When they ask what you're doing.' HA! That is a good one for you Lee!" Lee nodded in determination and began to walk casually around and came over to Sasuke.
He got in Sasuke's face and stared at him, taking deep breaths as he waited for Sasuke to wake up and notice him. Sasuke opened his eyes and stared at Lee as he stared him down. "May Sasuke protect you." Lee whispered as he walked away and back to his seat, leaving a very confused and freaked out Sasuke in his wake.
"DAMN LEE! You're just too damn funny!" Lee smirked and nodded, excited that he did something good. "YOSH! Now it's ... Kiba your turn, pull out a dare for yourself and read it to us. Kiba nodded and pulled out a slip of paper, clearing his throat before he read it. "It says ... 'Caress someone unexpectedly and when you lean in say, "I Like Chicken!"' ... Hell no!" Everyone stared at Kiba and grinned smugly as he sighed and shifted in his seat.
Kiba turned to Hinata and hesitated before he let his knuckles trail over he cheek and neck, his breathing accelerating when Hinata lightly moaned. She opened her eyes and was faced with Kiba being unexpectedly close to her, more importantly that he was touching her softly. "Hinata, I ..." Kiba leaned in closer, his moves being slightly hesitant before he moved on closer. "... I like chicken!" Kiba yelled and began to make chicken sounds as Hinata blushed and fainted in her chair.
"Damn ... I guess she just couldn't stand the stud that I am." Everyone face palmed and ignored him in favor of continuing the game. "Alright. Deidara ... 'Go to your enemy and say you want to cuddle with them. You only succeed if you actually cuddle and steal his keys and say, "I want a divorce, and I'm taking the kids, house, and car from you. Talk to my lawyer if you want them back." then leave.' Deidara ... Go get him!" Deidara sighed and shook his head in shame as he got up and walked over to Sasori and the vacant seat next to him.
"Sasori? ... Can we cuddle? Please! Pretty please, un?" Sasori looked up from his reading and raised and slender, perfect eyebrow at Deidara, making him fidget in the seat. Deidara promptly threw himself over Sasori and began to cuddle into his neck, making slight moans to get Sasori to stop trying to push him off. The moans were a success as Sasori froze in his spot and hugged Deidara closer. "Sasori ... I want a divorce! I'm taking the kids, the house, and even your damn stupid car from you, un!" Deidara snatched Sasori's keys from him and stood up, leaving a stunned Sasori frozen in his spot. "If you want them back, talk to my lawyer!" Deidara stomped off, Naruto and the others laughing their asses off as Sasori stared dumbfoundedly after him.
"Well? Did I do good, un?" Jiraya laughed and nodded to him from his seat, making him smile in pride. "Alright, I guess I dare ... Kakashi-sensei, un!" Kakashi smirked and nodded for Kiba to pick a dare for him.
"Uh ... Kakashi, your dare is ... 'Lick someone in their sleep. To succeed this dare, you must make sure someone is watching.' Do Kakashi-sensei. Make us laugh with your stalker like skills." Kakashi nodded and stood up abruptly.
"Sasuke." Sasuke looked up from his contemplating and stared as Kakashi bent down and lick a long lick on Iruka's cheek and grinned at him. "I just wanted to say Hi! Now sleep!" Sasuke stared wide eyed as Iruka didn't even wake, and Kakashi sat down calmly.
"Good one Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto cheered under his breath and grinned at him. "Alright Kiba, lets get Naruto a dare to remember." Kiba nodded and began to dig his hand deeply into his pocket, coming up with a crumbled up piece of paper.
" Uh-oh Kit! ... 'Pretend to go to the bathroom and lap dance your seatmate when you leave and come back.' Oh Kit, this will be entertaining." Kiba laughed and glanced at Naruto. Naruto grimaced and nodded.
"I have to go to the bathroom!" Naruto got up and, thanks to the plane, crashed into Sasuke. He grinded on Sasuke, trying to get more comfortable, not even knowing it was Sasuke who he was sitting on. "Nani? ... Why is my seat all hard and lumpy?"
Naruto grinded back even more furiously trying to make his seat go back to the way it was.
"Dobe ngggh s-stop doing that!" Pale arms came around his waist and Naruto froze. He glanced at the others and saw that everyone in on the dare was laughing their asses off. Suddenly reality kicked in when those pale arms tightened on his waist. Naruto began to buck furiously, clawing at the arms.
The arms let go of him and Naruto bolted to the bathrooms. "Tch, dobe." Sasuke leaned back and closed his eyes, a light blush adorning his pale cheeks. 'Fuck that was hot! That dobe just doesn't know what he does to me.'
"Gaki, that was ... EROTIC! Even Tsunade had a nosebleed at that!" "He has a point brat, I did get a nosebleed." Tsunade, his grandmother, cut in.
"Kit, dude! You HAVE to tell me how you did that!" Kiba talked excitedly.
"Kiba! I didn't even know it was Sasuke I was grinding on like that! I was just planning on sitting on his lap and laying there until he pushed me off. I didn't mean to do that!"
"Naruto-kun! That was the most youthful thing I've ever seen. Gai-sensei fainted and has blood coming out of his nose, just from seeing that!" Naruto stood dumbfounded and cracked the door to confirm Lee's accusations.
Gai-sensei was out cold with blood coming out of his nose. Naruto sighed and shook his head. "I'm not doing the other part!"
"Come on Naruto, Iruka was asleep when it happened, besides no one will say anything because only we are awake." Naruto thought about Kakashi's comment and nodded.
"OK fine!" Naruto walked out of the bathroom feeling confident with the help of everyone's cheers. He made it to his row of seats and tried to step over Sasuke, but thanks to the plane again, he fell again. This time he was sure he was in his chair and decided to make himself comfy.
Naruto grinded back, moaning quietly at the warmth his seat gave out and the softness of his back. Then a thought occurred to Naruto 'Since when does my chair radiate heat and is soft?' Naruto stopped his grinding and moaning, looking behind himself he was immediately sucked into two bottomless pits of onyx pools.
Sasuke stared at Naruto as he made his way back over. He played asleep and heard his dobe try to step over him but, thank god for the plane, he fell on top of him again. This time Sasuke was seated in a more comfortable position and Naruto knew nothing about him being seated under him. Sasuke felt Naruto grind into him and give out wonderful tempting moans from his beautiful, fuckable and kissable mouth. Naruto's smooth perfect ass felt good on him. Then Naruto turned and Sasuke stared into twin pools of sky blue eyes.
Naruto felt his panic rise. "Sasuke was behind me? Ohh hell no! This can't be -" Naruto was knocked out of his thoughts by Sasuke's arms pulling him closer to Sasuke. "Hn, dobe. You must like riding me, just like Kiba said." Sasuke licked at his neck under his ear and Naruto couldn't help the moan that escaped his mouth. Sasuke began to thrust his hips up, moving them in a circular motion and making Naruto moan and cry out for more.
"GAKI! Damn that looks hot! Reminds me of Minato and Fugaku whe-ITAI! Tsunade-Himeeee! What was that for?" Tsunade took the head set from Jiraya and placed it on her ear. "For being a pervert, you jerk!" Her blush clearly on her face.
"Naruto, get off of Sasuke! Uchihas are horny bastards and he won't care if we are watching and if he wakes up the others to get into your pants." Naruto nodded and began to wiggle on Sasuke. "A-ahhh. S-Sasuke! nnnghh! G-Get off." Naruto began to grind back furiously and moaned softly as Sasuke suckled on his neck.
"Ahhhh, mmmmnnn Sasuke! Please!" Sasuke began to bite and leave love marks on Naruto's neck as he pinched Naruto's nipples from over his shirt. "Mmmm dobe, you know you sound good talking to me like this, right?" Sasuke began to trail his right hand lower and lower, reaching Naruto's waste band and tracing the skin revealed.
"Teme! Let go you mother fucking horny Uchiha!" Sasuke smirked and got one of his hands under Naruto's shirt. "Why?" Naruto whimpered and mewled as Sasuke's hand began to explore his heated skin. Sasuke took the opportunity to make his right hand unbutton Naruto's pants and snake his hand into his boxers, making Naruto moan for more.
"A-ah Teme! S-stop it now!" Sasuke chuckled and shook his head, taking Naruto's earlobe into his mouth and sucking on it suggestively. Naruto froze his movement and growled menacingly at Sasuke, who only stiffened and froze as well. Naruto took his chance and elbowed him in the stomach, very, VERY close to his man hood.
"Argh! Fucking Dobe!" Sasuke ripped his hands out from under Naruto's clothes and ran out of his seat and to the bathrooms holding his stomach in one hand and his mouth in the other. "Serves you right Uchiha!" Naruto grumbled and glared at the bathroom Sasuke went into.
"KIT! God damn that was fucking HOT!" Kiba's loud mouth was heard all over the plane and he received a few glares.
"Gaki damn! Even Tsunade liked that! By the way ... Kiba, give me a head set for my Hime, she wants in too." Kiba nodded and got up, discretely handing Jiraya a head set and iPod and kept his pace towards the bathrooms. "Kit, I can hear Sasuke in there, seems you hit him pretty hard." Kakashi gave Naruto a knowing look and sat still.
"Alright brat. Next time Sasuke tries to rape you in public with all of us looking, I'm going to break his damn face and give Itachi the fucking remains! Now Kiba ..." Kiba stiffened on his way back to his seat, but nodded anyway, sharing a look with Tsunade. "Way ahead of you Naruto's gran-gran." Tsunade glared at Kiba, but still nodded.
"Alright, your dare is ... 'Screech loudly in someone's ear and glomp a random person' ... Go Gran, go!" Tsunade rolled her eyes and Deidara sniggered behind her. "Kiba, un! That's a good one for her! Gran, try it on Sasuke when he comes out and punch him in the same spot Naru did, un!" Tsunade grinned mischievously and nodded.
Tsunade got up at the same time Sasuke got out of the bathroom. She made her way over to the bathroom and just when she was about to pass Sasuke, she glomped him and started to yell hysterically in his ear. "Sasuke! Ohhh my poor, poor, little boy!" She discretely punched him in the same spot Naruto did while many students woke up and stared at them.
Sasuke growled and made his way back to the bathrooms, pushing Sakura out of the way when she tried to glomp him too. "Sasuke-kun!" When the bathroom door was slammed in her face she instantly threw a glare at Naruto and made her way over.
"Kit, stand down, don't do anything you'll regret! ... At least not until Sasuke is there to see it." Naruto threw a glare at Kiba and calmed down before Sakura got to him. "You BAKA! Just wait till I talk to Kakashi and Iruka-sensei about this!" Before Naruto could reply, she made her way over to Kakashi and Iruka.
"Gaki, don't worry about what she says Tsunade and Kakashi will handle her ... just watch." Naruto looked up in time to see Tsunade's hand land on Sakura's cheek and Kakashi restrain her from beating up the pink banshee's ass. "Good old Grandma-Tsunade! Always comes through for me" Naruto grinned and threw Kiba a look meant to continue the game.
"Kiba, un! I say we give Naruto Ino's turn. She kinda fell asleep on me and I'm not going to wake her up again, un. She almost clawed off my face!" Naruto suppressed a giggle and nodded towards Kiba.
"Alright then, lets see what we have here for the captain ... 'Go into an occupied bathroom and make sex noises while moaning out the occupant's name' ... well that's ... AWESOME! Go into Sasuke's, since he is the only one in a bathroom right now." Naruto sighed and got up.
"Gran-gran ... will you come rescue me if Sasuke decides to rape me?" Tsunade burst out laughing, knowing Naruto was more than qualified to beat up Sasuke. Naruto made his way to the bathroom Sasuke went into. Sakura made to get into his way, but sat still when Tsunade shot a glare at her.
"Teme! Let me in, I wanna see if you're alright." Naruto said as he knocked on the door. He heard a pain filled groan from the other side, but the door opened up anyway. Before Sasuke could know what happened, Naruto pushed his way in and slammed the door behind him. "Dobe! Open that fucking door and get the hell out! I have no time for your games." Naruto smirked at Sasuke and made no attempt to move, instead he leaned on the door and made himself comfortable.
"Make ... Me ... Teme" Naruto purred as he batted his lashes sexily and stuck his hands in his pockets. Sasuke walked the short distance over to Naruto and began to push him off the door and open it, but froze at the next thing that came out of Naruto's mouth. "Ohhhh God Teme! Fuck ... Harder! ... Sasuke!" Sasuke's cock twitched at the sounds Naruto made and more importantly his name in Naruto's mouth.
Outside several heads turned towards the bathroom Sasuke was in as Naruto started to moan Sasuke's name. "K-Kiba-kun ... w-was that N-Na-Naruto moaning in th-there?" Hinata's shy voice broke the silence that fell over the plane and everyone looked at Kiba expectantly. "Ehehehe, yeah, I believe it i-" "Sasuke HARDER! Fucking weak Uchiha! Fuck me till I can't walk NOW!" The whole plane was silent again, staring at Sasuke's bathroom stall and having nosebleeds here and there.
"Uhhhhh Fuck Naruto MOVE!" "Ahhhhh S-Sasuke! Please! Fuck, I'll even suck you off if you'd just fucking fuck me through the door!" Sasuke stared at Naruto as he moaned loudly. Sasuke stood quietly, listening for outside noises, but heard nothing. "Ahhhhhh Fuck SASUKE! Mmmmmmh! Harder ... Faster! *pant pant pant* PLEASE!" Naruto grinned as realization dawned on Sasuke's features and Sasuke tackled him.
"Uhhhhhh Sasuke, your an ANIMAL!" Naruto tried to hold in his laughter as Sasuke's face turned into a tomato. "SHUT THE HELL UP DOBE AND MOVE!" Naruto grinned even more and the next thing he said stunned him into reality "Ohhh Sasuke! I'm moving all I can! Just help me ride your big cock and you'll get to release too!" Sasuke stared wide eyed at Naruto 'Well if the dobe wants it, then the dobe gets it!' Sasuke smirked and moved closer to Naruto. Naruto stared as Sasuke pinned him to the wall and started to kiss his neck. "Mmmm Naruto, you taste so good."
"Sa-Sasuke! Ohhh Fuck!" Sasuke's hand slid its way into Naruto's pants and began to stroke Naruto's cock into hardness. "Mmm Naruto, is this really how you want it?" Sasuke purred into Naruto's ear loud enough for everyone outside to hear. Naruto shuddered and clutched Sasuke's arms, whimpering and mewling as Sasuke's hands roamed his body and made him sweat. Sasuke smirked, but as much as he wanted this, the plane was no place to do it, so he pushed Naruto off and made to open the door.
Naruto slipped in between the door and Sasuke, but wasn't fast enough to stop him from opening. "SAAASUKEE!" Naruto yelled as he feel on his butt, Sasuke situated nicely in between his legs. "NARUTOOOO!" Sasuke was panting, his eyes half lidded and staring at Naruto intensely.
"Sasuke ... Naruto!" Naruto rolled his eyes and got up. "I'm fucking moving you fucking bitch!" Sakura gaped at Naruto as he glared murderously at her, daring her to fight back. But of course, the bitch glared at Naruto and walked closer to him.
"What did you say BAKA?" Sakura rose her hand and made to hit him, when, to everyone's surprise, Naruto stopped her. He took a hold of her hand and twisted it behind her back, twisting it even more when she began to struggle. "Listen here Bitch, I am not idiot here! I am actually very smart, the smartest in this damn class and I'd like you to quit hitting me! You have no right to hit me, and if you so much as lift a hand near me or at me ... You will no longer have a hand!" Naruto let her go and went over to his seat.
"Ummmm ... uhhhh is what Naruto-no-baka said true Kakashi-sensei? Is he the smartest? I always could tell that he was smart, but that he was holding back. That's why I hit him like I do, so he'd stand up for himself and actually act like himself. I remember back when we were kids, he was the smartest in our class, but after his mother died, he turned into this idiot. So is it true Kakashi-sensei?"
Kakashi snapped his head up at Sakura, his one visible eye showing his surprise at her knowledge. "Yeah its true, Naruto's IQ is 216, he is even smarter than Shikamaru. And there are more surprises in store for you from him, so keep on your toes and watch your back, you'd never know just when he'll snap." Sasuke stared at the back of Naruto's head wondering just how much Naruto was hiding.
"Hell yeah! Captain! That was awesome! Fucking Jashin would be proud of you! I'm fucking taking you out for a damn drink!" Naruto turned around and grinned at Hidan, Hidan grinned back and winked. "Aright! Get back to your seats, we are landing soon, and I don't want anything to happen." Iruka yelled out.
"Ino, un ... Ino, un ... INO, UN! WAKE UP We're almost there, un!" Ino rolled her head to the window. "I know, and I'm not deaf! I was awake the whole time, I just didn't want any dares like Naruto's. At least he told billboard brow off, and everyone knows his secret now, so he won't act like an idiot now. I just hope Uncle Minato doesn't get angry when ... OH MY GOD!" Ino shot up out of her seat and ran over to Naruto, knocking Sasuke out of the way.
"Naruto! We forgot the Chunnin Exams! Uncle Minato is supposed to ... "She dropped her voice level, sensing the presence of Sasuke just a couple of rows behind. " ... He's supposed to be there for the conference, and so are you and Kyuubi, what are we going to do if the council doesn't see Konoha's team of representatives there? And what about the great Battle, you and Kyuubi said you were in it!" Naruto stiffened at the information and unbuckled his belt swiftly, moving fluidly and avoiding Sasuke while he ran over to Kakashi and Iruka.
"Kakashi! Iruka! ... We have a problem!" Naruto moved the two into a bathroom and huddled closer to them. "The Chunnin Exams are in New York and Minato and Kyuubi are supposed to be there! Who the fuck forgot to remind them to come with us?" Kakashi's visible eye grew wider and he headed to the door of the surprisingly roomy bathroom. "It was my fault, but I don't know how to contact them!"
Naruto moved in the way and shook his head. "I'll contact them, remember I have a laptop to talk to Kyuubi. Just get me to the damn hotel and quick. Oh and give me my room key now, so when we get to the hotel I'll make my way over to my room and talk to them quickly." Iruka nodded and handed him two keys. "Here Naruto, these are your keys. Just give me one back so that Sasuke can get his too." Naruto broke the keys apart and handed them one of the keys.
"Ok, lets get out and to our seats quickly. Kakashi, can you get us a ride out of here right now, so that we can just go straight to them when we get off?" Kakashi nodded and took out his phone, thanking god that it worked on there. "Kay, Iruka, make sure everyone gets out of here quickly, I have a feeling that I'll have to get a taxi and meet you all there." Iruka nodded and gave him a piece of paper. "Here, that's where we are staying, make sure you get it correctly, I don't want to loose you here." Naruto nodded and left the bathroom.
"Kit, we heard the conversation and think that you should travel with a partner, so I'm going with you." Naruto nodded discretely and made his way to his seat, turning off the head set once he reached his seat. "Hn, dobe." Naruto nodded his acknowledgment and stared out the window.
'So, the dobe is smart? Even better, I just hope his happy, grinning personality isn't effected much. I love him when he smiles, yeah I do love the dobe. This is no longer a thing of lust, it is a battle at love, and I love the dobe with all my heart. I just hope he can love me too.' Sasuke settled back into his seat as the next announcement came on.
"Passengers, please buckle your seat belts and hold on tight, its going to be a bumpy ride. Please put out all cigarets and turn off all electronic equipment for the remainder of the ride. We will land in 5 minutes. Thank you for riding Konoha Express." The speaker died down, but proceed to pick back up to replay the message in other languages.
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LOLZ! I enjoyed writing this.
Naruto: Ok then, don't you have some questions to answer?
Sasuke: The Sasu-nator agrees with the Naru-nator.
Naruto: Don't call me that!
Me: EHEM! Yes, yes I do. Sasuke, in this story, is indeed stronger than Naruto ... by the end of the story. Right now, Sasuke is in fact lower than a gennin xD And there are no civilians in this, everyone is an agent.
Naruto: Hell yes on being better than Sasuke!
Sasu-nator: Hell no! Naruto shall, and will always be under me, just like in bed.
Naruto: NOT! I'm on top of you sometimes!
Sasuke: Oh yeah, in bed!
Me: o .o...
Sasuke: Sasu-nator out!
Naruto: He's been hanging out with Tobi -w-
Me: Yeah well ... see ya next time! :D