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Chapter 3
A reunion and a fashion show, how fun.
"Naruto! Kiba! Where the hell are you guys going?" Tenten yelled as she noticed them take off towards the airport doors. "None of your damn business! Ohh and if you must know ... Iruka does know!" Kiba yelled as Naruto made a bee line towards an open taxi with Kiba hot on his heels.
"To the Plaza Hotel, please." Naruto said as Kiba jumped into the taxi next to him. "Sure thing Kid, by the way, I'm Sora" Sora smiled as he sped off. "Heh, I'm Naruto and that mutt right there is Kiba." Naruto grinned while Kiba scoffed at the mutt part.
"Well, nice to meet ya. So why are you both in ... Ahh I see, I see" Kiba and Naruto stared dumbly at Sora. "What exactly are you saying?" Kiba asked.
"You both are representatives of the ANBU, He's wearing the symbol. So you're both of Konohagakure, eh?" Naruto chuckled nervously and Kiba nodded. "Yeah, only I am, but Kiba is here cause our class is on a field trip to this place to study some museums and get to know some of Broadway." Naruto stated. Sora chuckled and smiled in sympathy at Kiba.
"Yeah, I know where you're coming from. I went to California to get to know Hollywood, and let me tell you ... FAKE" Kiba busted out laughing and Naruto chuckled. "Yeah, but someone forgot to tell our Kage, so now I have to hurry up and get him away from the bed to get here." Sora sighed and nodded.
"Yeah, my pops is like that, except it isn't laziness ... its sex" Naruto chuckled and nodded. "Yeah mine as well, that's why I have to get his ass out of bed right now. He's probably being fucked as we speak, me and Kiba should know."
"Yeah, so is my father. But my dad is fucking my mom, while Naruto's is fucking his body guard boyfriend." Kiba said as Sora turned the corner and made Naruto slam into him.
"Ohh so your Kage, is your father? That's great! I guess you learned a lot from him, eh?" Kiba chuckled as they all talked about sex and their fathers. "Yeah, he is and I did learn a lot from him. But let me tell you, not a good role model, eh Kiba?" Kiba shuddered at the memory. "Hell No he isn't a great role model! How could he have sex with Fugaku while knowing we were both in your room?"
Sora busted out laughing along with Naurto while Kiba flushed his face. "Well, nice getting to know you, see ya around and all. You were both my last costumers, since I'm quitting my job now." Kiba nodded in acknowledgment while Naruto grinned at Sora. "Yeah, we'll see ya at the Exams!"
"Yeah! … Wait WHAT? THE EXAMS? Oh shit! I have to get pops up and the other monks! We have to represent the Sage monks of the Himalayas!" Sora yelled as Naruto and Kiba gave him their money and sweat dropped.
"Well I guess you're in the same predicament as us, New York is Konohagakure's territory, yet we aren't even here. We're somewhere in the country, and our base is RIGHT HERE! So we wish you luck" Naruto said as Kiba gave Sora a reassuring smile.
"Yeah, I'll see you guys around, and good luck to the both of you." Sora said as he started to drive off.
As Sora sped off, Kiba and Naruto stood staring at the Plaza Hotel in wonder. "Wow, nice place. Well we'd better hurry the hell up and get to your room!" Kiba pulled out his iPod touch. "It says that we only have 15 minutes till Iruka gets here. So lets go then."
They made their way into the Hotel, taking in the luxury of it all as they walked to the front desk. "Excuse me, milady, but I need to know if I have the correct Hotel." said Naruto, winking at the girl. The girl nodded at them, secretly taking in the sight of both boys.
'Damn these guys are sexy hot!' The girl thought as she took in the orange jacket Naruto had on with a white tank top underneath it and a black and white scarf wrapped loosely around his neck. His blue jeans and his hat that was cropped just right to make his hair cover his left eye. Kiba had a head band wrapped over his head and hair and a white tank top under a gray jacket that hung off his body in a very sexy way, a red dog's collar wrapped around his neck and blue jeans also. All in all, they were both hot!
"Uhh, your reservations' name, please." Naruto blinked at the girl, then quickly recovered. "Uhh, hehe it should be under Kakashi, or Iruka, miss." The girl blushed and looked for the name. "Ahh, here it is. Says here that you should be here with a class, where are they?"
Kiba took over for Naruto and smiled at the girl. "Heheheh, see they all sent us to see if the reservations made it, they should be here in 15 minutes the most." The girl nodded and blinked, not knowing what he said. 'I wonder if they'll have a threesome with me and fuck me in the staff lounge. Oh god that would make my day and LIFE! The chance at sucking two of the hottest guys I've ever seen, for them to fuck me at both ends, for them both to cum all over me … Oh God! I'd die a happy woman!' The girl was brought back to life from her musings when Kiba chuckled and Naruto poked her forehead.
"I said thanks! Tell Iruka and Kakashi to stall a little longer, please." She nodded and went back to her work, feeling like her life is in near danger from two possessive owners.
'FUCK! My defensive senses are tingling! Some random bitch is thinking something naughty involving MY dobe!' Thought Sasuke as he sulked in a corner on the bus about not being able to have his dobe with him. Unknown to anyone, that someone else was sulking as well. Hinata glared out the window as they were pulled over by a taxi driver named Sora, who needed to speak with Kakashi and Iruka.
'The more I waste my time here, the more some whore is thinking about MY Kiba-kun! Why the fuck did Naruto have to take my Kiba? Why? He's MINE! And I want him! I hope that bitch dies an old hag with a dried out cunt that hasn't been fucked in years! And I'll make damn well sure that happens to her! … Watch out bitch, Hinata Hyuuga is coming for you!' Hinata grinned as they began to move the bus.
'Damn! The bitch that dared to think about my blonde will die an old hag with a dried out cunt that hasn't been fucked in years! I'll make damn well sure of that! Watch out bitch, Sasuke Uchiha is coming after you!' Both Hinata and Sasuke began to evilly chuckle as the bus started forward again, making the receptionist at the hotel shiver in fear of her sex life.
The receptionist shivered and looked over to where the two hot guys were walking over to the elevators. 'I fear for your ass blonde one, and your cock brunette one. For somewhere coming closer and closer, the owners of those things are coming to kill me, and punish you.' The receptionist sighed and prepared for her demise as she watched the two walk away.
"Well she's pretty cute, eh Kit?" Naruto rolled his eyes and made his way to the elevator.
"Shut it Kiba! ... Lets just hurry it up to our rooms and get to web chatting!" Naruto got into the elevator along with Kiba and pushed the button for the 15th floor. "Yo, Kiba? You think that ... I should just tone it a little low for now? Cause I think I blew it big time, by revealing the fact that I'm smart." Naruto looked down to the floor while he let it all sink into Kiba.
Suddenly he was pulled up and his eyes looked into the eyes of Kiba, fierceness clear in them. "Don't you do that captain! Don't you dare do that! I'm finally happy that you are throwing away this charade, but if you go back, I will reveal it for you and put you at the front end center of it all by force, you hear me? By Force!" Naruto nodded, looking down and feeling ashamed for even thinking of quitting now.
"Kit, you didn't receive the name "Shadow's Fire" for nothing, that name was bestowed upon you for many reasons, but the best and most true one is because you have a will of fire and never give up. Now suck it up Kit, because I'm here with you and we will both go through this together." Naruto nodded and smiled at Kiba. "Thanks Kiba, you really helped me."
The elevator stopped and opened up. The whole hall was at the disposal of his class, so no one was to be in it for a while, which made it even better for him to speak to his father. "Alright, lets get to my room and start this up, Kiba you stand guard at the door while I talk to my father, if you feel a presence approaching, warn me." Kiba nodded as Naruto opened his room. Both teens gasped as they took in the room.
"Damn! These rooms must be sound proof!" Naruto nodded in acknowledgment, staring at the huge room.
It was huge with a balcony filled with plants and a nice view of the city. The beds had silk and cotton on them, and one step into the bathroom had the blonde and brunette in love with it all. The bathroom had a jacuzzi and many other things that had both boys drooling. Naruto snapped out of his drool fest and proceed to the desk. "Ok start up the comp as I unpack. There is no way I'll let Teme take the window bed!" Kiba sighed, but did as told. They both finished up in as little as 2 minutes. "Ok Kiba, go test out the sound proof theory you had earlier and tell me if you hear me yelling." Kiba nodded and made it out the door and shut it.
"OK KIBA COME BACK IN!" There was no sound and Naruto continued. "KIBA! COME BACK INSIDE OR ELSE I'LL TELL HINA-CHAN YOU HAD SEX WITH ME, RAPED ME AFTERWARDS THEN GOT NEJI TO SUCK YOU OFF AS LEE TALKED ABOUT YOUTH WITH SAKURA AND RAPED HER ASS! …. KIIIIBAAAA!" Still no sound. Naruto got up and made it to the door and threw it open. Kiba came crashing in and fell to the floor. "Didn't you hear me?"
"No, I even put my ear to the door, but by then I faintly heard the A in my name." Naruto nodded and moved to the bed. "Lock the door, and stand guard." Kiba nodded and stood by the door. "Make it work, Kit. You have 9 minutes left." Naruto nodded and looked towards the screen.
"Kyyyuuuuubiiiiii! Move the damn web cam to where I can see you, bitch!" He heard a small bit of rustling and the screen moved. "Naruto? *yawn* What?" Naruto could faintly see Itachi's body on the bed.
"Get dad over here pronto!" At the tone in Naruto's voice, he moved easily, all traces of sleep were gone. He got up quickly and went over to Minato's room.
Naruto stared at Itachi's foot as he heard Kyuubi fall about three times. "So … Itachi … had fun with Kyuu-chan did we?" Itachi sat up a little and smirked at him. "Oh god yes, you're brother is a fucking beast. He is the best cock sucker I would ever want, but he is the only one I've ever had and ever will, so its alright. Although … that threesome still stands tall Naru-chan. I also heard that Sasori asked for a threesome too. Lucky you Naru-chan, Lucky you." Naruto spluttered and flushed, his blush making him look hot, and Itachi knew it well. But before Itachi could say anything more perverted, they heard the sound of someone slamming into a door.
"Dad! Wake up! Naruto wants to talk to you and he sounds urgent!" Naruto could hear loud thumps and the sound of something breaking. Then Minato came into view with Fugaku and Kyuubi on his tail and Itachi sitting up completely.
"Naruto? What, what happened? Tell me, what happened, are you ok?" Naruto sighed and held his hand up to the screen. "I'm ok, but you and Kyuubi aren't! Did you know that the Chunnin Exams are here in New York? Both of you are supposed to be here! Fugaku and Itachi are your body guards! Now get your asses packing and get over here!" He heard a few gasps and saw Itachi faint.
"Naruto, 3 minutes! They're here!" Kiba's voice broke though the silence that fell.
Naruto nodded, but before he could yell at his brother and father, he felt a strange sensation. "Oi, Kiba! Do you feel that? I feel a strange, longing, a sort of want and fear for my ass." Kiba nodded and turned to look at Naruto. "Yeah, I know what you mean. I feel the same, except it's for my cock." Naruto and Kiba both exchanged fearful looks and nodded, before Naruto turned back to the screen.
"Ok, now hurry up and you can make it here in 3 hours by ninja travel. They're going to stop admitting Ninjas in New York in 3 and a half hours so grab a few scrolls and hurry up! Come to the Plaza Hotel and I'll set you up with a reservation." They all nodded and dispersed.
"NARUTO! Sasuke is going to burst in here in 1 minute! Cut it off now!" Naruto began to shut things down and Kiba landed on Naruto's bed.
The door opened and Sasuke came in. "Hn" Naruto nodded at him and kept shutting things down, while Kiba just laid there and watched. "Iruka said to go to him for your key, Kiba." Kiba got up and grinned. "See ya around, Naruto. Tell me about how it goes with Minato and Fugaku ... and Itachi and Kyuubi" He winked and ducked out the room before Naruto could call him out.
"My father? So your father must be the one who-" "Who what Teme? You got something to say about my father? Well stuff your insults up your ass because I don't want to hear it!" Naruto spat through his clenched teeth. "He's the one who makes him happy, dobe!" "Well I ... wait what?"
Sasuke rolled his eyes and looked out the window. "Ever since my mother … died, my father has been nothing short of a piss spitting bastard. But ever since he met this man, he's been more kind and he actually smiles. You don't know how happy I feel that my father is happy again. Same goes for Itachi. I've been so concerned for both of them, that I never noticed that I was closing myself off from other people. Not until you came along and opened my eyes."
Sasuke took his eyes off the window and looked at Naruto and for the first time, Naruto saw how much pain he was in. Naruto acted on impulse and got up quickly. He tackled Sasuke down and hugged him, wrapping his arms and legs around him and burrowing his face at the crook of Sasuke's neck. They landed with Naruto under Sasuke and his body wrapped perfectly around Sasuke's.
"Umm, dobe ... Thanks, I needed that." Sasuke wrapped his arms around Naruto's waist and buried his face into Naruto's surprisingly soft hair. Naruto mewled and groaned into Sasuke's neck. "Mmmm Sasuke, get off of me or ... or ... or..."
Sasuke raised his head and smirked. "Or what?" he purred into the others ear. Naruto moaned and sucked on Sasuke's neck. "Or I'll fucking ride you all fucking night teme!" Sasuke growled huskily and ground his pelvis into Naruto, surprised to feel a hard on already there. Naruto moaned into Sasuke's neck and started to kiss up to his ear. "Sasuke mmmm Sasuke ahhh Sasu ... Sasuke uhhh" Sasuke lowered his mouth to Naruto's and stole a kiss.
Naruto began to buck and grind furiously into Sasuke, letting out wanton moans and mewling into Sasuke's ears. "Mnn Sasuke take me, take me now. Please fuck me so damn hard that I forget everything I know. So that all I know is your name and nothing else!" Naruto purred and took off his clothes, his lust filled red eyes filled Sasuke with lust and nothing else. Sasuke found it hard to deny Naruto his pleasure, but something told him not to take advantage of him
"Naruto, we have to go to Kakashi now. He said he needed to see us after we've all unpacked." Naruto groaned in annoyance, something Sasuke found really cute. "Fuck Kakashi! ... No wait on second thought ... Lets give Iruka an aphrodisiac so he can fuck Kakashi for us." Sasuke smirked wickedly, he liked that plan.
Then Naruto remembered just who it was he was talking with and he jumped off of Sasuke. "Erm ... we talk of this to no one! What just happened was an effect of your mind because I fucking hate you!" Sasuke looked startled at Naruto and for the first time he noticed that Naruto's eyes were a bright red before they faded into his usual sky blue. 'What was that? How is it that his eyes can change colors?' Naruto growled menacingly at Sasuke and moved to the door while getting his clothes back on.
"Get up. We need to meet the others, who knows what Kakashi wants to do here." Naruto opened the door and left a dazed and confused Uchiha in his wake. 'FUCK! My demonic powers are starting to take over! If I don't get away from that Uchiha while I'm in fucking heat, then all hell will break loose!' Naruto thought as he returned to his room to change.
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"Kakashi, maybe we should go and check on him. You know that he is in heat, what if something bad happens?" Kakashi sighed as he watched Iruka pace across the lobby. "Its going to be ok, he is a sannin in training, SANNIN. Have a little faith in the fox, ok?" Iruka nodded and sat down.
"You think the Hokage received the message? I mean with Uchiha going up there without our consent because of his jealously that Kiba got to be alone with Naruto and all. He might have interrupted the meeting." Kakashi nodded and looked towards the elevators. "I just hope he did get the message, or there will be a war ensured because of it. We have Sunagakure on out side, but what about the others? Kiragakure is on our necks because Deidara won't go back to them, but it was also their fault for treating him like a monster because of his mouths. I just hope everything will be fine."
Iruka sighed and watched as the first of the students came into the lobby again. "You think Sakura is a threat? She sees to much, almost like she was trained and she saw the gradual change Naruto made when his mother died." Kakashi nodded in agreement. "Yeah I think we should just sit back and watch, then when the Hokage gets here we should relay our information with him. Maybe get Itachi to manipulate her mind with the sharingan."
"HEEEEEY! Iruka-senseeeeeeiii! How could we afford such a costly place anyways?" Ino came running to Iruka, a spark in her eye that said that there was trouble coming. She discretely lowered her voice and stopped behind Kakashi. "Sakura is getting suspicious and Naru hasn't come out of the room yet. Also Kiba said that he and Naru met an agent working part time as a taxi driver, but he quit after he dropped them off."
Kakashi nodded ever so lightly that only trained ninjas could see him nod clearly.
"Yeah, it was the same taxi driver that stopped us and told us to go as slow as possible. Thanks Ino, you and Deidara go to the captain's room and see whats going on. Make Uchiha get out at all costs. And bring Kiba with you." Ino nodded and quickly vanished, already at the elevators with Kiba and Deidara as if she walked there while she talked with Kakashi and Kiba and Deidara were with her all that time.
"You think we should be worried if Deidara and Ino take care of this?" Iruka looked at Kakashi expectantly. "No, they might be a little scary to deal with, but they'll get the job done. And with Kiba there, nothing will go wrong ... for Naruto"
"And what about Sasuke?" Kakashi chuckled and stared out the hotel doors. "We should worry about him. Who knows what evil things Ino and Deidara could do to him. Let me just tell Naruto what we are doing today, kay?" Iruka nodded and walked over to a group of students who were looking suspicious.
Kakashi reached for his iPod touch and touched the screen. "Naruto ... Hey Naruto!" The device started to make noise, then Naruto's voice came out. "Yeah? What is it Kakashi?"
"We're going to go in groups out to explore New York. But get dressed looking hot because then we're going to a club." Kakashi heard a lot of "YAY" and a lot of movement meaning Naruto was victory dancing.
"Hold on Naruto, we won't be leaving until 3 P.M. and its 1:02 P.M. right now. Ino, Deidara, and Kiba are going up there and I'll get Lee, Hidan, and Tobi to go too. I think Tobi will bring Zetsu, so I don't know. Is that good?"
"Yeah! Party in my room! Hahahahaha! ... Oh wait Kakashi! Make two more reservations under the name Namikaze-Uchiha please. Hokage and Kyuubi will be coming with both Uchihas' and they'll want some ... alone time." Kakashi chuckled and turned off the iPod. He spotted Tobi and Lee talking with Hidan and Zetsu behind them.
"Hey! Come here for a minute." Kakashi could hear Hidan sigh loudly and chuckled. "What the fuck do you want, Scarecrow?" Kakashi sighed and pulled them closer. "I have somewhere you all need to go. Go up to the Captain's room and help get Uchiha out. Then get ready to go out because we will be leaving to go explore New York at 3. Then as a treat we will go to a club. So dress to impress boys."
"FUCK YES!" Hidan started to victory dance while the others watched and Lee and Tobi joined in. "This trip will be filled with youth! Now lets get up there to get ready because tonight ... WE GET LAID!" Hidan stopped his dancing and stared at Lee. "... FUCK YES BUSHY BROWS! We get fucking laid!" Both Lee and Hidan made a run for the elevators to wait for the other two.
"Alright Kakashi-senpai. Tobi will be a good boy and get Tobi's cousin out of that room. Zetsu, lets go now." Tobi started to sprint off to the elevators pulling Zetsu along for the ride. "I'll entertain my adoptive brother and help get Uchiha out. You just hold up your side and get us all laid!" Zetsu called out low enough for Kakashi's trained ears and Iruka's. Kakashi sweat dropped and turned to watch Iruka.
'I swear, I'll never get why Minato adopted that guy, but at least they're all happy. Now to just get rid of the Sasuke and Sakura problem. She has been asking to many questions and Sasuke is most likely going to find out. I just hope he doesn't find out until after the exams.' Kakashi sighed and made his way over to Iruka. 'And now to figure out how I'm going to get Dolphin-chan into my bed ...'
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"BAM BAM BAM" The door was actually crying with the force. "NARUUUU! We want in!" The door opened and Naruto looked at Ino. "Nani? ... Hey Ino are you ok? Usually you yell when you bang on a door." Ino stared dumbfoundedly at Naruto. "I was yelling, didn't you hear?"
Naruto cocked his head to the side cutely and put a finger to his chin. "Uhhh ... no I didn't. But I did hear the door crying for the torture to stop." Ino rolled her eyes and pushed in. She saw Sasuke on the bed with no shirt and a book in hand. "You ... out NOW!" Sasuke tensed and stared at Ino for a long minute then looked at his book again.
"Grrr Uchiha! I am not Sakura, so I will hurt you. I suggest you get your ass out NOW!" Sasuke tensed again then smirked. "Or What?" That did it, Ino walked over to him and pushed him to the floor where she then proceeded in picking him up and tossing him out the door. "Or THAT! ... JERK! No wonder Naru hates you! ... and take this thing with you!" Ino picked up his shirt and threw it at his face.
"Damn Ino, no need to do that, he was going to leave." Naruto spoke up. "Oh really? And how do you know that?" Naruto pointed at what Sasuke had in his hand, his room key, shoes, and phone, then busted out laughing when Ino blushed. "Sorry Sasuke, its just that we have to find the perfect hot and sexy outfit for the club that Kakashi is taking us tonight. You can go to me and Shikamaru's room. Neji is there and some of the other guys like Sasori and all that." Ino then slammed the door in his face and grinned at Naruto.
"knock knock knock" The door sounded again and Naruto opened it again. "HEY mother fucker! Now what are we wearing to that club and out in New York? I need to look fucking HOT!" Naruto rolled his eyes and stepped aside for Lee, Hidan, Tobi, and Zetsu to come in, but as he was about to close it again he saw Kiba and Deidara laying on the floor unconscious with big red marks on their foreheads.
"Um, Ino? I think you slammed the door on their faces too." Sasuke was no where to be found and Kiba was starting to come to. "What the HELL INO? What did I ever do to you anyways?" Ino rolled her eyes and went back into the room, leaving Naruto and Kiba to drag Deidara's body inside. "Ino, next time let others go in first!" huffed Naruto as he and Kiba dumped Deidara on the bed Sasuke was on before. Ino rolled her eyes and tensed as she felt an unknown presence come closer to the door.
"Naru there is someone coming" she hissed at him. Naruto chuckled and opened the door before it was even knocked upon. "These rooms are sound proof, Ino" Naruto turned to greet his guest and was shocked to see Hinata there. "Ano ... C-Captain. I-I-Iruka-sensei told me to c-come here." She bowed respectfully at him and Naruto rolled his eyes and chuckled at her. "Naruto. Call me Naruto, Hinata. And if you called me "Captain" then you must be the masked rookie who we've been training." Hinata nodded furiously and beamed at Naruto.
Kiba growled feeling a little jealous at his captain for having Hinata smiling like that at him. 'Damn you Captain! I love her, and I do so much just to get noticed by her, and all you do is acknowledge her, and she smiles at you, SMILES!' Naruto chuckled, already knowing what Kiba was thinking and sending a knowing smirk his way.
"Well Hinata, since you and Kiba are already partners here on the trip, you and him will be partners" Hinata and Kiba both blushed furiously and Naruto chuckled. 'Oh Kiba, I'm not going to take your mate from you. I have other needs that she won't be able to handle.' Kiba and Hinata both nodded and went to sit on opposite sides of the room. 'FUCK YES! Thank god for Naruto! Now that Naruto made Kiba my partner, I can keep an eye on him and kill each and every bitch that comes near him! This is perfect!' Naruto sweat dropped as he could feel the possessiveness emanate from Hinata, now knowing where the feeling Kiba had earlier originated from. 'But where did my feeling originate?'
"Wow, well ... where were we Ino and Hidan, since both of you were so enthusiastic about it." Ino and Hidan both rolled their eyes at that and Hidan answered. "Duh! We are going to fucking get dressed to look FUCKING HOT cause tonight ... We GET FUCKING LAID!" Naruto sweat dropped and everyone else sighed. "AND ITS 1:29! We have to get to looking for outfits, cause we are dressing to impress! And with Hina here, I don't have to be the only girl here anymore." Hinata palled at the mention of her name, but then grinned and joined Ino in the walk in closet.
"Dei! Go to your room and get your clothes! ... Take Naru with you!" Naruto crossed his arms, grabbed a bag, and opened the door for Deidara. "You guys go get your clothes too." Everyone nodded and began to file on out. "Ino! I'll get your clothes for you!" Ino waved her hand at Naruto and continued her search in the closet. 'Really Ino, you scare even ME sometimes.' Naruto sweat dropped and left the room with Dei behind him.
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"Hey Sasuke, why are you here? ... Did Ino send you? ... How troublesome" Shikamaru moved out of the way and let Sasuke into the room already crowded with the others. Sasuke snorted and made his way over to the bed and proceeded to lay down.
"How troublesome. Ino sent Sakura, Sasori, and Neji and Tenten over here. What is that troublesome woman doing?" Shikamaru scratched at his head and sat on the floor, where his game of Shouji was set up and Neji was staring at the game pieces.
"Ino is over there trying to get dressed to look "sexy" with the others there for our outing today that consists of exploring New York and clubbing." Shikamaru tensed and looked over at Sasuke along with the others.
"Y-You mean Kakashi and Iruka-sensei are letting us go out clubbing? ... HOW AWESOME! We have to get dressed like right now!" Sakura and Tenten both talked excitedly and the guys in the room rolled their eyes. "So is that why the brat is over there? Hmm interesting. Sakura, I would like to join you in the "dressing sexy" thing that you are about to do." Sasori said as he stared at the foot of the bed.
"CHA! We are so looking hot!" Tenten and Sakura giggled and crowded around Sasori, making him regret joining them. "Oi Sasori, why do you want to join them? Its just a damn club." Sasori rolled his eyes at Neji. "Because, idiot, they are over there trying to look hot in order to get LAID. Get it? And I'm not going to lie, I want me some of that blonde, blue eyed artist ass, so I will humor them." Everyone's eyes grew bigger at the realization of what they were doing.
"Damn, the dobe is doing that?" Sasuke growled possessively and nodded at Sasori. "Well, my cousin, I think I'll join you in this too. I wont lie either, I want me some blonde, blue eyed ass as well." Sasori smirked at Sasuke, impressed that the Uchiha found out that he was his cousin. Sakura and Tenten squealed and began talking animatedly.
'Very well dobe, you think you will be having sex tonight? Then you will, but only with me. Your ass is MINE Naruto Namikaze-Uzumaki, MINE!' Sasuke smirked evilly and everyone exchanged a knowing look and prayed for the blonde's ass.
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Naruto sneezed as he neared Deidara's room. "You ok, Naru? You catching a cold or something, un?" Naruto shook his head and pushed Deidara to the door. "No, now get to opening the door and getting your crap. Oh and since we're going to Ino's room, take Sasori's stuff to him, I've already gotten Sasuke's stuff." Deidara nodded and went to the beds, where both the suitcases were thrown on.
Deidara grabbed both of them and headed down the hall behind Naruto. "Ok, so Ino said it was under her bed, so lets go in and get out fast." Deidara nodded and stood beside Naruto while his Captain knocked on the door.
"Knock, Knock, Knock" Naruto stood and waited patiently. The door opened and there stood Shikamaru. "Naruto? What are you doing here, aren't you supposed to be with Ino?" Deidara busted into the room and walked straight to Sasori.
"Hey Bastard, un! Here's your crap. Your welcome, un" Deidara unceremoniously dumped Sasori's bag on the red head and walked over to Naruto. "What the fuck brat! Why did you bring me my bag?" Deidrara stopped and walked back to Sasori.
"Because Danna, you need to get dressed for our outing today, or did you not know we were all going out?" Deidara purred into Sasori's ear, making the red head shiver involuntarily. Deidara smirked and turned to walk out, accidentally giving Sasori a show of his perfect ass. Naruto snorted and walked over to Sasuke and just dumped the bag on his head and turned.
"Hn, dobe." Naruto rolled his eyes and bended over to get Ino's bag from under the bed, accidental showing off his ass to Sasuke and all who could see, which was everyone. Sakura had a nosebleed as Naruto's jacket fell open revealing his taunt six pack and nice abs through his shirt as he stood back up.
"Sakura-chan ... clean yourself up, you look pitiful." Naruto smirked and walked out of the room, leaving everyone in his wake astonished and amazed.
"S-Sasuke ... I think ... I think ... you sir, are one lucky man" Sakura stuttered and blushed, feeling more blood run down her face. "If that is how he looks like with clothes ... imagine without ... OH GOD You are lucky for calling him and for him being gay!" Sasuke absently nodded his head and stared at the open door.
'Hell yes I'm fucking lucky! That feisty blonde is mine. Ohh just imagine how WILD he will be in bed ... Fuck I need that ass right now ... patience Sasuke, patience, you are an Uchiha, and Uchiha always get what they want!'
'Enter: Sasu-Libido! Hell yes, it's good to be out! Now Boss, just turn me in the direction of the-OHMYFUCKINGGOD! THAT IS ONE FUCKING HOT BLONDE! … Let me at him boss! Let me at that blonde! Let me at him and join the dark side … we all have yaoi-SasuNaru yaoi to be exact!'
'No, patience is a virtue … And fhgkshdhk-FUCK YES! SASUNARU IS MY ALL!' Sasuke said to his inner, with a small tear at the end of the last statement.
'But fucking drop dead sexy blondes are life's biggest wonders, even more wonderful that the 7 wonders of the world. And god damn boss! I know that's true!'
'You're right, but if we wait, then we can fuck him all the more.' Sasuke smirked evilly again and Naruto sneezed one more time. "Naru, un. You sure you're not sick, un?" Naruto rolled his eyes and kept heading to his room.
"Ino! We got your stuff, and we found Zetsu passed out outside the door with a big red mark on his forehead /un!" Deidara and Naruto both yelled in unison once they entered, dragging Zetsu in with them.
Kiba was on the bed with Tobi playing poker and Lee was with Hidan talking about the youthful things they have both done. "Alright! Lets get down to buissness, shall we? Cause its 2:01 right now, and we all leave at 3:15, I talked Kakashi into giving us 15 more minutes." Ino and Hinata both grinned and the guys palled, they both looked scary.
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Hidan was the first to step out into the lobby from the elevator, and the lobby went quiet when he walked out. He wore a black button up dress shirt, all undone to show off his abs and muscular stomach with black jeans and black converses and a Jashin charm around his neck with his hair slicked back as usual. Hidan smirked and walked over to the reception desk, took the microphone from its resting place and pulled out his iPod. He smirked as he saw Sasuke and his gang come out of the other elevator and stare at him. He scrolled through his iPod and found the song he wanted.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you ... the Shadow Fox gang!" Hidan purred into the mic and pressed play. The song that started to play was "I'm Bringing Sexy Back" and Deidara walked out of the elevator.
Deidara wore a white tank top under a white suit-jacket that showed off his taunt muscles. His hair was down and looked as if he had just gotten out of bed from a round of rough, wild, hard sex and a white side hat to top it off and make him look more sexy. He wore white baggy jeans that almost slipped off of him and made people anticipate an encounter with him and he also wore his white converses. All in all, Deidara looked like a pure sex god, and pure he was.
'MINE' thought Sasori as he saw Deidara strut over to Hidan and smirk at him.
'No, ours! … I'm baaaaack! And I want a piece of blonde ass! More specifically, that blonde ass! Sasori, cross over to the dark side! We have hot Deidara pics for you!' Sasori smirked evilly as a small mini-him with devils horns appeared on his right shoulder and nodded along with his inner. 'Fuck yes inner-me! Fuck yes!' Deidara shivered and crinkled his nose as Sasori smirked even more.
Next up was Ino and as she walked out, she gave a little dance that had the mens pants all straining. She wore a purple low V-neck belly shirt that cut off just after her bra and showed off her toned stomach perfectly. Her purple skirt showed off her legs and her arms were accessorized with fishnets. Her hair was down and her long blonde hair reached her ass and looked good with her outfit. She smirked as she walked past Shikamaru who at some point in her strut, started to drool.
'Damn this troublesome woman! She just fucking turns me on like no other!' Shikamaru thought as she made her way over to Deidara and started to giggle.
'You know what you must do, join forces with me and cross over to the dark side … we have Shouji!' said his inner as it appeared on his right shoulder.
'What the fuck would I want Shouji for when I have a set out here?' His inner shrugged and pointed to Ino.
'We have erotic photos of her in a bikini?' Shikamaru stared and nodded.
'Alright I'm in!'
Hidan smirked and started to look for another song. He chose "The way I are" by Timberland and watched as the next one walked out.
Tobi and Zetsu both walked out, Tobi in front with a black cloak on that had red clouds on it and only that, no shirt under there what so ever with only three buttons holding it together. He had black skinny jeans and black converses and for once, he had no mask, revealing his gorgeous face. Zetsu had a black hoodie on that had no arms and showed off his muscles and blue jeans. But both looked hot.
'The candy in the dark side Tobi! Inner Tobi says so, join us for the candy!' Tobi's inner began as he and Zetsu stood next to the others.
'Okay! Tobi is a Good Boy, but I will be a Bad Boy for the yaoi!' Tobi said with a large smile, making Zetsu wonder why Tobi was smiling for no reason.
Kiba and Hinata came out with Lee right behind them. Kiba walked out with a white unbuttoned dress shirt and Jeans showing off his muscles. Hinata walked out with a black tight fitting dress-like shirt with the three top buttons undone and fishnet leggings that showed off her legs and breasts and her hair was for once in a high pony tail with her bangs left down, showing off her eyes and face. Finally Lee made his way out, smirking for once instead of grinning and talking about youth. He wore a green dress shirt opened to reveal a green tank top and black jeans.
They all walked out just as the song ended and Hidan hurried to pull out the last song for the last guy to come out, this guy the most sexiest of them all. Finally Hidan settled for "Dangerous" by Akon. Hidan smirked as Naruto made his way out and heard the gasps and saw some girls faint.
Naruto stepped out in a black button up shirt that when hit with light at the right spot turned red momentarily with three buttons undone to reveal some of his drool worthy tanned chest. He wore black jeans with chains linking from front pockets to back pockets and red fire designs moving upward. The cuffs of his shirt had red fire designs as well and his hair looked as if he had gotten out of bed from some rough, hard, wild sex just like Deidara's except his looked more sexy. The look in his half lidded eyes practically screamed sex and his cheeks had a permanent tinge of pink that made him even more irresistible.
Sasuke shuddered as the blonde looked his ways and gave a smirk to Sasuke's drooling face. Naruto humored the Uchiha and swayed his hips to the music while staring straight at his eyes. Naruto licked his lips and walked sexily towards Sasuke and stopped right in front of Sasuke. Naruto leaned in and his breath tickled Sasuke's ear and said, in time with the music, " I can't help but to, noticing you, noticing me...From across the room. And I can't stop myself from noticing you, noticing me ..." Sasuke shuddered and Naruto chuckled as he walked away to Hidan and the others, throwing one last heated glance at the Uchiha. 'That guy is so dangerous' Sasuke thought in time with the song.
"Ok thanks for watching our show! Make sure to comment to us on how we looked if you want, cause we don't care! Now ... have a fucking good damn day!" Hidan unplugged his iPod and turned to Naruto as he joined the gang at the lobby. "Damn! I still can't believe it, Kit! Ino let you dress yourself and you blew her outfit for you out of the water!" Naruto chuckled and rolled his eyes at Kiba's comment. "I'm not called a fox just because I am cunning and can escape an almost inescapable situation. I am called a fox cause I'm foxy like that"
"Naruto!" Naruto turned around and a grin grew on his face as he saw Kyuubi smirking at his display. "Kyuu! Did you enjoy the show?" Kyuubi giggled and walked over to Naruto and his gang. "Hell Yeah! I have to admit it, you guys know how to put the sexy on!" They all chuckled as Minato and the other two Uchihas' made their way over.
"Naruto-kun, that was very impressive, but I must say ... you all do know how to save the best for last." Itachi smirked as he saw the flustered look on Naruto's face after he made that comment. "Shut up Itachi!" Naruto grumbled.
'Ah! I can feel the force of my brethren! Join the dark side as well Itachi, be in the dark side! We have … ItaKyuu yaoi for you!' Itachi's inner began to say happily, reminding Itachi of Tobi.
'No I won't stoop so—fghdhsajfldfh! Did you say ITAKYUU? FUCK YESS! ItaKyuu is my EVERYTHING!' Itachi spluttered out to his inner.
'I KNOW! I'm a HUGE fan boy!' Itachi smirked and nodded for his inner to continue as they all began to walk forward.
"So, why are you all getting dressed like that?" Minato asked. "Cause we are going fucking out to explore New York and later we will go to a fucking club where we will fucking get laid!" Hidan exclaimed as everyone sweat dropped. "sounds like fun, can we come with?" Fugaku said as he eyed Minato's ass hungrily.
'Now is your chance boss! The door has been opened, and all the others have crossed over to the dark side! Come with us … we have cookies, milk, and Minato tied to a bed!'
'No thank you I—WHAT? You have Minato tied to a bed? I'm THERE!' Fugaku smirked and licked his lips as Minato walked ahead of him.
Naruto sweat dropped, 'stupid horny Uchihas'! Are they all like this? ... Is Tobi like this?' Naruto looked at Tobi and for the first time noticed that Tobi was staring lustfully at Zetsu. Naruto sweat dropped even more, 'How could I not notice this?'
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Me: WHEEW! I finally got it out xD
Naruto: I like this story more than your others :D
Me: Why?
Naruto: Sasuke has a hard time getting in my pants :3
Sasuke: You're downing on THE SASU-NATOR!
Naruto: WTF? I thought you didn't call yourself that!
Sasuke: No, The Sasu-nator doesn't call himself that, but Elena paid me a good sum to do it.
Naruto: How much?
Sasuke: … YOU! :D
Me: o .o … ok :D That was another chappy for you guys, enjoy. And I know … it sucks -w-
Yours truly, Bad Writer xD … lolz!