Disclaimers: Think what you want, I don't gave a shit. ((points to M rating)) I can say that in my disclaimers :D
Warning: RANDOM Mood swings! Whole bunch of yaoi pairings, and random stuff that I've forgotten is in here, but will find out with you all as I read xD SASUKE is NOT better than Naruto here, but he will be soon, I promise!
If you don't like how I run things … then don't read or ask me to change it? It doesn't matter to me.
'Speaking' ….. 'Thinking' ….. 'Libido's talking' ….. 'Anger talking/ Demonic side talking'
Chapter 4
We DON'T belong to the Uchihas!
They made it to Times Square four hours later and took in all that there was to offer. "Hey Kit! Wanna go to a restaurant and eat? I'm starving!" Naruto's stomach growled and Naruto nodded furiously. "YES! Lets go to a Mexican restaurant, I want some Mexican food" Naruto grumbled.
"Hey Naruto, can we join you guys?" Naruto looked up and saw Sakura walking over along with Sasuke and his group. "Erm ... sure?" Sakura beamed up at him and Naruto smiled. 'She isn't interested in my looks, she is interested in me, ME! I like her again already' Kiba rolled his eyes and walked forward towards 8th Avenue.
'That pink bitch of your second in command is HITTING on our blonde! Kill her now before things go wrong!' Sasuke grunted in agreement with his Libido, now officially know as Sasu, WAY better than Sasu-nator.
'No, patience, he won't fall into her clutches, he only wants to be accepted by everyone, and for her to accept him is big. But soon we will get our blonde, and once he is ours, he will be mine for LIFE!' Sasuke and Sasu started to chuckle evilly, making everyone around Sasuke sweat drop and pray for the blonde.
"A-ano Kiba-kun, w-why are we w-wa-walking th-this way?" Asked a flustered Hinata. Itachi smirked and walked up behind her. "Because my dear little girl, there is a Mexican restaurant over here." Hinata nodded and smiled at Itachi, but she didn't become flustered or blushed.
'Interesting, she only has eyes for the mutt.' Itachi smirked and threw Kiba a knowing look, making the dog lover very confused. Itachi rolled his eyes and mouthed "We'll talk later" and Kiba nodded.
'Who cares about the mutt! We must concentrate on our little Kyuu-chan! Our love making was interrupted by his little brother! And do you know why he always interrupts us? … BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO GET LAID!'
Itachi smirked and chuckled, 'Don't worry about it, Sasuke is on the move, he won't need to be laid soon. He'll need a new ass!' Both Itachi and his libido, known as Ita, chuckled as people moved away from Itachi.
They walked over to the restaurant and Naruto turned towards them before they entered. "I'll take care of this guys, you guys just don't talk or try to butt in." They all nodded, Sasuke's group nodded with confusion evident in their eyes and Naruto's group just smirked and nodded in understanding. They went inside and Naruto went to the front to talk to the man there.
"H-Hallo Thar. Wealcome too hour resuran." The man looked frustrated at his own uselessness with English and Naruto smiled sympathetically. "Hola señor. Nosotros quieremos 18 asientos porfavor, si no es una molestia." The man beamed at Naruto and nodded furiously. 'Thank god Lee stayed behind with Gai-sensei, or else this seating arrangement would be tougher than it already is.' Naruto thought as the man counted out 18 silver wares and menus.
"Suigame profavor, y les enseño a sus asientos." The man said before walking slowly away. "Whoa! Naruto, when did you learn Spanish? I thought you only knew Japanese and Korean!" Kyuubi said as Naruto followed after the man. "I don't know when I learned it, but its good I did, isn't it?"
Deidara and Ino both smiled and dog piled on Naruto as he walked in, now having to carry his grown cousins into the restaurant as well.
'Look at that! He is carrying our troublesome woman! Go after him.' Shikamaru sighed and muttered something about troublesome as he followed after the blonde trio, but did nothing to stop Naruto, making his libido, now known as Shika, sigh in frustration.
'SASORI! Look at Dei on top of NARUTO! If anything Deidara must be on top of YOU and without clothes and sitting on your cock!' Sasori smirked at the image and shook his head at his libido, known as Saso. 'Patience, Sasuke will make that blonde of his not want anyone else to touch him except Sasuke himself.'
Minato smiled at him and pulled him close and into a hug once he let the twins go. "That's my boy!"
Zetsu walked close to them and smiled at Naruto, hugging him as well while Naruto carried both of his giggling blonde cousins.
'Does Tobi see what Tobz sees?' Tobi nodded his head at Tobz, his libido's name, as he watched Zetsu actually hug a human being. 'It doesn't matter Tobz, Zetsu loves Tobi the best, that's why Zetsu kisses Tobi and makes sweet love to Tobi every night.' Tobz nodded his head and smiled.
"Oi dad, where is Fugaku?" Minato grinned and put his finger to his lips. "Shhh, all in good time." Naruto rolled his eyes and sat down. Once everyone was seated, with Sasuke beside Naruto and Kiba on the other side, the man left the menus and pulled out a note pad. "Que de tomar, muchacho?" Naruto smiled at him and held up one finger.
"Ok quick, what do you guys want to drink?" Everyone said coke at the same time except 6 people, all the Namikaze-Uzumakis'. "Ok great" Naruto beamed at everyone. "Me puede dar ... 6 horchatas y los de mas son cokas." The man smiled at him and nodded. "Ok now that he is gone, I'd suggest we all eat their "taquitos de pollo" its basicly five fried chicken tacos with lettuce and tomato to top them and sour cream, cheese, and specially made sauce over that and a side of mashed beans and rice." Minato declared and everyone nodded, trusting his advice and choice.
"Ok then its settled." Naruto smiled as the man made his way over with two girls behind him that looked like they could be his daughters. "Aqui estan muchacho. Disfruten lo, y ya han escojido lo que quieren?" Naruto smiled and nodded telling the man that they indeed made their choice of what to eat and sending him off to the kitchen with another smile.
"Alright Kit, so tell me ... what other languages do you know?" Kiba asked, intrigued that Naruto spoke the language so flawlessly, as if her were born speaking it first. Naruto chuckled at Kiba and thought for a minute, cocking his head to the side cutely and putting a finger to his chin.
"Hmm lets see, I know ... Roman, Greek, Latin, Spanish, French, 5 different types of African, Japanese, Korean, Indian, 6 types of Native American, Mayan, Chinese, Inca, and Aztecan. That's all ... I think, I think I forgot one, but I'm not sure." Naruto looked up at the astonished faces of his dinner mates and blushed and looked down, looking so cute when he did that. 'God Dobe! You are so damn sexy that it should be illegal! Ohh Naruto Namikaze-Uzumaki, when I get my hands on you, I'm going to fuck you so damn hard for tormenting me like this!' Sasuke smirked evilly to himself and watched as the blonde gave a cute sneeze and wrinkled his nose. '...So damn cute!' Sasuke thought again as the food came over.
'Fuck yes Boss! You'd better fuck that blonde good and make me proud!' Sasuke smirked and nodded, making everyone look at him suspiciously.
"Hey everyone, sorry I'm late, but I had to talk to Kakashi about something. And Gai and Lee followed me here." Minato smiled warmly at Fugaku as he sat down next tom him. "Its ok Fugaku, you're just in time to eat ... And Hey Gai, Lee!" Fugaku smiled and kissed Minato softly on the lips.
'God I just want to jump my cute blonde Hokage!' Fugaku said as he bit his lip and sat down.
'Patience Lord Fugaku! You will get your chance soon. Lets just wait for Sasuke to keep his son entertained and then we won't have any more interruptions!' Fugaku nodded at Fuga's, his libido's official name, comment and turned to Gai and Lee as they stared at them.
"YOUTHFUL! Such a youthful Hoka-mmmmpf!" Lee clamped a hand over Gai's mouth and smiled tentatively. "So sorry, Gai-sensei has been very on edge lately because he hasn't trained and has been saying weird things all day." Lee scratched the back of his head, a trait he picked up from Minato, Naruto, and Kyuubi, and sat down at the edge of the table with Gai right beside him.
"So that explains why he has been yelling "Youthful" more than usual lately." Kiba and Naruto said together.
"Ok so aside from the fact that I can speak different languages and Lee and Gai-sensei have arrived, what are we doing today?" Naruto asked as he said thank you to the man, asked for two more orders for Lee and Gai, and dug in. The man waited patiently for the blonde's reaction and sent his daughter back for the two more orders, the blonde having grown on him and making him feel good with everything he says. "Mmmm Delisioso! Esta rico, tienes algun postre que puedas recomendar me?" The man brightened up and stood tall as Naruto asked for a recommendation to a dessert.
"Le recomiendo la nieve a fuego, o en ingles "The Ice cream on Fire" es muy rico" the man said. Sasuke quirked a brow and Naruto blushed, completely forgetting about the others there. "He said that there is a dessert he recommends me, its called the Ice cream on Fire. You guys wanna try it?" They all nodded and Naruto smiled at the man and told him he'd have 20 orders of those.
"Ok so I say we go to Broadway, then hit the Central Park, since Kakashi-sensei said to go back to the hotel because from there he and Iruka will take us to the club." Kiba said as he finished his talk with Kakashi on the phone.
"Alright then, lets do that. Tell Kakashi to be more prepared next time cause the hotel is on the other side of the park." Naruto said sternly, but knew what they were doing. Sakura coughed and looked to Naruto. "Hey Naruto, what is that that you are drinking?" Naruto cocked his head to the side and stared at his drink for a minute and smiled. "Its one of the many drinks that they make from different plants and fruits. This one just happens to be my favorite, its made from rice." Sakura nodded and smiled at him.
"Could I try it?" Tenten, Sakura, and Hinata asked while blushing a nice shade of red. Naruto chuckled and Zetsu passed his drink down to them. "Take mine, I haven't taken a sip, but I will want it back." They all nodded happily and took sips from the tall glass. Naruto smiled and passed his glass over to Sasuke, who raised an eye brow at him. "Take a sip teme, I know you want a taste" Naruto leaned over to his ear, "Besides, you want to know how I taste like, don't you? Well here is how to find out without kissing me" Sasuke glared, but took a sip anyway.
'Damn this is good!' Sasuke exclaimed in his head as he took a long gulp. His libido frowned and jumped around him, wanting to taste too. Sasuke passed the drink to him and his libido nearly fainted.
'I wouldn't mind if our dobe tastes like that, its addictive.' Sasuke smirked and passed the drink back to Naruto, who frowned at the half empty glass.
"Hn, Naruto how many family members to you have? Because I never knew you had a brother, much less cousins." Neji asked, the question bugging him ever since they left the school and Naruto called Ino and Deidara his cousins.
Naruto smirked at Neji, "I have only six family members here right now Neji." Neji's eyes opened wide and he looked around the table for the sixth member. Zetsu stood up and stared at Neji and the others who joined his quest at finding the missing member. "I believe I am the one you are looking for. I am Zetsu Namikaze-Uzumaki." Everyone at the table stared at Zetsu and the other Namikaze-Uzumakis'.
"Damn what is it with the Uchihas owning the Namikaze-Uzumakis? Its like every single Namikaze-Uzumaki is the property of an Uchiha!" Neji and Kiba both blurted out in unison, looking weird and spooky for saying it in unison correctly and without any mistakes. The Uchiha family smirked and nodded in agreement. "WHAT?" Everyone inside the resturant cowered in fear as Naruto and his family all stood up seething and emitting murderous intent into the air. Naruto made to lunge at them, but Kyuubi restrained him and held him down.
"WE BELONG TO NO ONE! GET IT? NO ONE! ESPECIALY YOU UCHIHA!" The Uchihas all smirked and "Hn"'d at them. "Sure you don't, and we all wear ballerina outfits and dance with Neji" Neji spit out his drink and glared at Fugaku and Sasuke as Minato glared death at Fugaku and Fugaku cringed away from him.
"Who told you I do that?" Neji was, sadly ignored as Minato stood up and towered over Fugaku. "Fugaku Uchiha! Don't mess with me or I swear I will KILL YOU!" Fugaku whimpered despite his pride and shrank away. Kyuubi glared at Itachi and smirked evilly at him. "No father, they should pay for their crimes ... we should throw Naruto at them". Fugaku, Itachi, Sasori, and Tobi all gave a very manly shriek and pressed themselves into Sasuke and Shikamaru's side.
'That's it guys! This is over … and we never got to have our yaoi fest!' Sasu said as they all cowered in fear atop of Sasuke's right shoulder.
'I wanted to see my blonde, troublesome woman writhing under me!' Shika said as he hugged Sasu and Ita.
'I wanted my Kyuu-chan's chibi! Why oh why is the world so cruel!' Whimpered Ita as he cried into Sasu's hair.
'Minato-chaaaaan! Lord Fugaku promised me your chibi!' Fuga cried, holding Ita close to him.
'WAIT A MINUTE! … Chibi?' Fuga looked up at Sasu and nodded. 'That's what the ukes libidos are called.' Sasu nodded and went back to cowering in fear.
'Fuuuuck! My Dei-chan! I never got to molest him!' Saso cried from his perch atop of Shika's shoulders.
'Tobi promised Tobz, Zetsu-chan's Chibi too! We will all die before we've tasted our Chibi-chans one last time! Tobz is saaaaaad!' Tobz yelled as he sobbed into Fuga's ear.
Zetsu nodded and grinned at Tobi while Minato and Kyuubi struggled to hold Naruto down. "Yes, we should, don't you think Ino? Dei? Should we lock them in a room with Naruto-senpai?" Ino grinned and nodded, Deidara went over to Minato and Kyuubi and began to pry them off of Naruto. "Sick em boy, un!" Sasori palled and shook his head pleadingly at Deidara.
"Whats wrong with you all? They are all ukes! Why are you all acting like a bunch of scared girls!" Sasuke yelled, trying to pry Itachi off of his head and asking himself how Itachi managed to get up there and not break Sasuke's neck.
'NO YOU IDIOT! DON'T SAY THAT!' All the libidos yelled at the same time as the words left Sasuke's mouth.
"Watch it Uchiha! We may be ukes, but we are Bad Ass Ukes and we are DEADLY!" Naruto promptly stood up with ease and pushed all three men off of him and sat down calmly. "Besides, you won't ever have me as your uke." He smirked at Sasuke, "I won't ever let you dominate me! ... Well maybe I will, but you'll have to work for it."
"Whoa!, Damn you guys are soo not getting any tonight ... well except for Tobi, cause he didn't do anything!" Said Kiba as Naruto smirked at Sasuke's stunned expression.
"Ok that was weird. Any other surprises?" Naruto cocked his head to the side in confusion. "Uhhh Kyuubi has a twin brother named Shukaku?" Neji spit out his drink and stared at Naruto. "I was being rhetorical! And you claim to be smart".
Minato stood up and glared across the table at everyone. "He claimed to be WHAT?" Naruto shrank in his seat and whimpered audibly. "I-I told them I was actually smart and Iruka and Kakashi told them that that was the truth!" Minato began to visibly tremble in fear and Naruto began to growl. "Listen here! I am old enough to make decisions! So back the hell DOWN!" Naruto's demonic side began to over power Minato's authority and Minato sat down.
"Ok, Ok, Ok, calm down Kit! Its all right! No one is trying to overpower you." Kiba broke through Naruto's furious haze filled eyes and made Naruto calm down easily. Kyuubi looked at Kiba with a questioning look and all Kiba had to do was mouth the words "HEAT" and Kyuubi understood why Naruto became protective of his status. Minato looked at all three of them with a confused look, but just shook it off and turned to Fugaku. 'Damn! That demonic side of his is in heat! What will we do now?' Kyuubi thought as Naruto began to finish his food.
"Ok sooo that aside ... where is your brother Kyuubi?" Sasori asked in his usual monotone. 'I know I've heard of that name before, Shukaku. No doubt an agent in the ranks, but I've only known of Kyuubi, Naruto, Minato, and the twins, Ino and Dei, to be the only Namikaze-Uzumaki. But then Zetsu was a surprise, even to me.' Sasori blinked and looked expectantly at Kyuubi.
'Think clearly Sasori, think really hard on this, and the answer will come to you.' Sasori blinked and stared at his right shoulder where Saso stood, out of breath.
'Where did you go?' Saso looked up at Sasori and shrugged. 'Your ukes scared us all and we fled over to Sasu's home on Sasuke's right shoulder.' Sasori nodded and looked up at Kyuubi expectantly, still trying to think of where he heard the name Shukaku before.
Kyuubi chuckled and scratched the back of his head, nervously grinning. "Uhh well, he is in Suna, doing something there for his collage. He's studying raccoons of the desert and writing a report of them." Sasori blinked again and then realization struck him. "Ah, I know him. My little otouto is his boyfriend. I just never realized that he was a Namikaze-Uzumaki, but yes he looks like you, except that he has Honey blonde hair instead of red and its sort of short like Naruto's." Now it was Naruto's turn to blink.
"Wait .. Panda-chan is your little brother? Awww! You two look so much alike! It must have been cute to grow up with each other!" Naruto and Kyuubi both cooed at the same time. "So let us get this straight. There is ANOTHER Namikaze-Uzumaki out there who is together with ANOTHER Uchiha? And you all say that the Namikaze-Uzumakis DON'T belong to the Uchihas!" Neji scoffed and smirked as Kiba grinned evilly. Everyone at the table was thoroughly freaked out by the way Neji and Kiba kept talking in unison. "Its like destiny and fate say that those two families should be together" said Neji as the Namikaze-Uzumaki family pinned him with their glares that put even the Uchiha family glare to shame.
"You hang out with Hiashi a lot don't you Neji?" Asked Minato as he glared murderously at Neji. Neji gulped and nodded. "Well that's good! I'm going to miss Hiashi on this trip and you seem just like him." Neji fell out of his seat anime style and all the Namikaze-Uzumaki cracked in laughter.
"Well there is something you can only find in Kit's family ... strange and fast mood swings. But that is what makes them funny to be around with." Kiba chuckled and poked Naruto in the forehead.
"Hey, I've noticed something, and its been bugging me for a long time, ever since Kiba turned 12 and he went to that summer camp, ever since then ... you've called Naruto, Kit. Why?" Kiba and Naruto tensed at the same time when Sakura asked that question. "Uhh ... its cause ... Naruto is Foxy! And a kit is a baby fox." Naruto glared at Kiba, but nodded in agreement anyway.
"Oh ... but why ever since then?" Naruto glared murderously at Sakura, which effectively shut her up. "Its none of your concern. Just know why he calls me that. And if you keep digging further, I will hurt you." Sakura began to tense and nodded in understanding.
"YOUTHFUL!" Gai and Lee, who were both uncharacteristically quiet for the conversation, both spoke up. "I for one, agree with Naruto-kun! My blonde, youthful, sexy friend has a good point! My dear Sakura, you should keep you nose where people want it to be, and not where it shouldn't BECAUSE if Naruto-kun wants you all to know something, then he would tell you all!" The table became quiet and stared at Lee.
"Ahahahahahaha! Lee is right!" Naruo and his family all laughed at a stunned and very embarrassed Sakura. "Heh, the bitch got fucking told! I mean what the fuck? Can't this pink bitch not know when someone doesn't want her to snoop around like a fucking bitch? I mean FUCK! She couldn't even get a clue that Sasuke didn't like her until he told her to leave him the fuck alone last week after fucking school!" Everyone rolled their eyes at Hidan's loud voice.
"Hn" replied Sasuke as Sakura's face started to resemble a tomato. "Alright, leave the girl alone or else Iruka will go mother hen on our asses!" Tenten yelled at all the guys laughing. "Say Minato-san? How did you know this was something everyone would like to eat?" Hinata spoke up, trying to relieve some tension from the table.
"Ohh, because Fugaku took me to a Mexican resturant the first time we met and ordered this. I practically loved it, so I thought you all would too." Fugaku had a small pink tinge to his cheeks and looked out the window.
'Yes! Minato is happy again, this is a HUGE step on out multistage plan to get Minato into bed with us again. Keep up the good work Lord Fugaku!' Cheered Fuga from his perch on Fugaku's shoulder.
'And just where the hell have you been?' Fuga looked up sheepishly and scratched the back of his head. 'Mina-chan scared me, so I took refuge on Sasuke's shoulder, Sasu's home.' Fugaku nodded and looked over at everyone who was staring at him and smiling.
'I don't like this!' 'Suck it up Lord Fugaku, this is for the good of your cock, who wants to be inside that tight ass! So deal with it.' Fugaku sighed and turned away once more, his blush still present on his cheeks and clearly visible to see.
"So when do we get to eat this "Ice cream on Fire" that is so famous?" Kiba interrupted the small assault on Fugaku, throwing him a comforting look that had Fugaku smiling back in gratefulness.
"Ohh he's coming now with the orders." Naruto grinned as the man from earlier came in with a big cart and his daughters behind him. "That Ice cream is not on fire." Naruto rolled his eyes at Sasuke and just watched as the man made his way behind Gai and Lee, to show off the ice cream. One of the girls stood in front of the cart and smiled warmly at everyone. "H-Hello, we would like to present to you our House special Ice cream. Please enjoy the show." The girl blushed and took a step back.
The man began to pour caramel over the vanilla ice cream in a cup which seemed to be made of ... a fried tortilla? He started to pick up a small bowl filled with more caramel and light it on fire. "WOAH! How the fuck can that guy fucking do that?" Naruto grinned at Hidan, but watched as the man did more. He began to use a spoon and take some of the caramel on fire and pour it over the ice cream and hand it over to Gai.
"YOUTHFUL! Look at that! Now that's what I call youth!" Lee nodded in determination as he received his ice cream. "YOSH! I have ice cream on fire and it shall fill me with it's youth too Gai-sensei!" Naruto chuckled as the man made his way all around the table and end with him. "Gracias." The man smiled politely and walked away, leaving the daughter that spoke to them there.
"Well fuck! How we supposed to fucking eat it?" The girl giggled and walked on over to Hidan. "Y-You do this. The first layer of Caramel is frozen, but still liquid. So just scoop it up and pour it over it. It should make the fire turn blue and it soon will die out with a few last big sparks in the air that mesmerize you." She grabbed Hidan's hand and helped him pour it, leaning over him and unintentional giving him a good view. "Well fuck! That's nice ... would you like to fucking go out with me then go to my hotel room and have some fucking fun?" Hidan grinned and the girl blushed and slapped him.
"Hahahaha, well Hidan-senpai, Tobi thinks Hidan need more work in being a romantic! Tobi is a good boy, so Tobi gives Hidan a C for effort, but Hidan still fails!" Hidan growled and looked towards Zetsu. "And this guy is the seme and you the uke? Are you fucking serious? Cause this fucker is unworthy of being a seme in the eyes of Jashin!" Zetsu rolled his eyes, but nodded.
'Tch! He doesn't know what we do to Zetsu, does he Tobi-san?' Tobi nodded and smirked, throwing a meaningful look at Zetsu that had him quivering in pleasure and wanting to have Tobi and soon.
'No he doesn't Tobz, shall we show him?' Tobz smirked evilly and nodded, beginning to plan out how Hidan would find out just how good Tobi is in bed. 'I say we show him at the club, it'll give him something to think about.' Tobi chuckled softly and nodded to himself, tuning in to what the rest were talking about.
"Well, Fugaku-senpai! Tobi believes you owe Tobi a story of a time when you, Itachi, and Hidan had to go to Suna together! Tell Tobi nows!" Fugaku just stared at Tobi wondering how he was discovered being at the table at all.
"Well Tobi, I believe that was a month ago. Hidan, Itachi, and I had to go to Suna to meet with Sasori and his little brother. But then a storm came up upon us unexpectedly and we had to slip into an abandoned house. At that house the couch in the living room insulted Hidan. I believe Hidan said, and I quote, "This mother fucking Jashin hating fucking couch called me an albino! FUCKING SHIT! JASHIN WILL TAKE YOU AS A SACRIFICE!" unquote.
"So Itachi and I watched boredly from the sidelines as Hidan continued his rampage on the innocent couch, the albino then ripping the pillows of the couch apart with his teeth then tossing it on the floor and stomping on it while laughing and throwing profanities at it." Tobi stared at Fugaku and Naruto struggled to hold in his laughter.
"Is that all Fugaku-senpai? That can't be it! Tell Tobi it all!" Fukagu sighed and shrugged, feeling like he had no other choice. "Well, soon after that, the sand storm died down and we left. Soon we arrived at Sasori and his brother's house and they made us spend the night. We shared a room and had gone to bed early, albeit that Hidan put up a fuss and tried to use Itachi's face as a spring board as he jumped around the entire room, including the walls and ceiling. And yes, Itachi was pissed, he sulked in a corner for weeks, but that was also cause by him having to leave his crush, Kyuubi behind. And Itachi was afraid someone else would take up an interest in stalking the poor kitsune to no end like him." At this, Naruto had to laugh as Kyuubi's face was priceless. Naruto laughed even harder at the expression that Itachi was making, both expressions making him laugh so hard that he got out a camera and took a picture of the both of them, promising himself that that picture would be on their Christmas card this year.
"Anyway, we finally got to sleep, Itachi being to pissed off with Hidan that he was forced to body slam the albino to the floor and quickly tying him up and gagging him in order to sleep. That night, in the middle of the night, we could all hear the sounds of something being dragged around in the room. I thought it was Itachi, so I looked over my shoulder, but it wasn't him. Itachi thought it was Hidan and turned around, but Hidan was laying in bed staring at Itachi. Finally we could take it no more and Hidan turned on the lights." Fugaku left the sentence hang there for dramatic effect, as he loved Tobi's expressions ever since he saw Tobi's face, which was a few hours ago.
"then what Fugaku-senpai? THEN WHAT?" Fugaku chuckled and gave Naruto a knowing look that had Naruto jumping half way and taking a shot of Tobi's face as well. "Then what we saw was the same couch that Hidan violated during the sand storm. That night, I found out how loud a man could scream because both Hidan and Itachi yelled so loud, that Sasori and his little brother busted into the room and attacked the innocent couch, who only wanted revenge for its untimely demise." Tobi stared fascinated, not even noticing Naruto there flashing the camera in his face as he stared at Fugaku with awe.
"WAIT WHAT? Itachi … and … Hidan … Both yelled like two little lost school girls being asked by a stranger is they wanted a ride in their white van? … THAT IS SO DAMN HILARIOUS!" Both Naruto and Kyuubi busted out laughing as Hidan and Itachi flushed and looked away.
'That is just pitiful Itachi-san! Why would the great Itachi Uchiha yell like a little girl about to be innocently escorted to her parents and thinking that the stranger wanted to rape her? Tell me why!' Itachi winced as Ita busted out laughing as well, not being able to hold it in any longer.
"Go ahead and laugh capt! I don't give a mother fucking shit!" Hidan puffed and looked out the window.
"But that's just hilarious! I mean, who would have thought that the great Hidan Jashin, named after Jashin-sama himself, would be afraid of a couch!" Hidan gritted his teeth as Naruto fell to the floor holding his sides for dear life as he laughed it all out.
'It was no ordinary couch! It was a couch FROM THE BEYOND!" Hidan said in a very creepy voice, and somehow in the background, Naruto was sure he could hear the creepy dramatic music playing to add to the effect.
"Oh shut up Hidan! You're not scaring anyone with your couch fearing ways! Now get a move on it and eat! And stop looking at that girl's ass!" The girl palled, not even realizing that they knew she was there all along.
"Say, could you tell me what your name is young girl?" Naruto asked nicely and gently, so as to not startle the already startled girl. "M-My name i-s Elena. A-And its a pleasure to meet you." She said as she shook Naruto and Kiba's hands, making Hinata and Sasuke very jealous.
"Well, it's nice to meet you too. So tell me … any boyfriends?" Sasuke almost spit out his drink, but him being an Uchiha meant he couldn't do that. 'What the hell? Why is the dobe asking her about boyfriends? … Could it be that he wants to be with her? … NO! THAT CAN'T BE! I MUST KILL HER!' Sasuke yelled in his head as the girl blushed and looked away.
'Stop this Boss, he just wants the girl to be comfortable since she was looking a bit unsettled over there in her corner.' Sasuke sighed and nodded, wanting to catch her response, not knowing that Hinata was waiting as well.
"Y-Yes I have a boyfriends, his name is Angel a-and he-" The girl was interrupted by a loud slamming and a boy, who looked surprisingly a lot like Itachi, came crashing through the door, nearly falling on his way in.
"Elena mi amor! I'm here for our date and … oh, sorry, I didn't know you'd be working now, I'll wait outside, but if you find me fighting, don't blame me for it." Naruto stood up just as the young man was turning around to leave. "No wait, stay, we're just finishing up our ice cream. How about the two of you join us as the start of your date and leave when we leave?" The young man smiled and nodded, taking a seat and pulling Elena on his lap.
"Uh-um … This is my boyfriend, Angel. He and I have been dating for two years now." Naruto smiled for them and finished up his bite of ice cream as they all talked about the small things in life.
Soon they all finished and just ended up talking a little as the happy couple shared a bowl of ice cream and smiled into each others eyes.
"We'd better go now." Kiba spoke out before bursting in laughter. "Sorry, but Hidan's face to their affections is just priceless." Kiba said as he pointed a still horrified looking Hidan. Naruto took the opportunity to take a picture of Hidan and his facial expression. "I'll call this one, Kyuubi's birthday card." Kyuubi laughed as Hidan snapped out of his daze and looked around confused as to why everyone was laughing.
"Nani? Why the fuck are you all laughing?"
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Me: DONE! :D I'll update tomorrow then, cause I'm being nagged by my brother to sleep D:
Naruto: Hazzah for no sexual things in this!
Sasuke: it doesn't make you safe from me Naruto!
Naruto: Noooo! -flees-
Sasuke: -catches and takes to room to molest- My Naruto!
Me: o .o … Well see ya next time! :D
Yours truly, Bad Writer xD (… lolz this part of the story amuses me for some reason xD)