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'Talking' … 'Thinking' … 'Inner conversation' … 'Anger speaking or Demon speaking'

Yeah once again, this is purely made for fun, I didn't expect anyone to like it … NO ONE FORCES ANYONE!
The summary clearly states Yaoi!

Chapter 5

Sexy dobes are dancing like WHAT?

"KIBA! You mother fucking idiot! Come back here and give up your half of the money!" Naruto chased after Kiba with the rest of his family behind them. The Uchihas rolled their eyes and said, "DOBE, Calm down!" and all the Namikaze-Uzumakis said, "TEME!"

Then everyone froze. "Wait, why did you guys yell "Teme" at them?" Fugaku stepped up and answered Naruto's question. "Because Naruto, we all call you all "Dobe" and in return your family has always called us "Teme". Which proves the point that our families are destined to be together." Naruto rolled his eyes and pulled Neji beside him. "Ok, lets ask Destiny and Fate man, shall we? ... So Neji, do you think that is so?" Neji raised an eyebrow at them and just shrugged.

"Your fate was sealed when Sasuke pushed his cock into you and you yelled out his name in pleasure, idiot" Naruto and Sasuke both froze at Neji's statement as the lust in Neji's eyes disappeared. "Umm ... Neji-san, please step away from Naruto before you are ki-" Kyuubi never got to finish his statement because Naruto had Neji in a neck-breaking head lock with a kunai knife placed discretely next to his neck. All the ninjas tensed as Naruto pressed the knife closer to Neji's pulse. "Now Listen here, HYUUGA. If you ever look at me that way again, I will not hold back. I may be a uke, but Sasuke has a better chance than YOU to get some from me!" Neji trembled in fear as Naruto moved away, not noticing the red chakra emanating from Naruto, or the change from red to blue in Naruto's eyes.

"V-Very well then ... I say that both of you have something to ... talk about." Neji shook his head and smirked at Naruto. "Naruto ... you do know that there are Panda ears on your head right?" Naruto's head snapped up and realization settled into his eyes. "Ohhhhhh I seee, alright Neji, forgive my actions and please ... have fun with Tenten" Tenten's head snapped up as Naruto smirked knowingly at a blushing Neji. 'Ah so Neji was thinking of Tenten when he had that lust in his eyes ... WAIT WHAT? I don't look like a girl idiot!' Naruto growled and rolled his eyes at Neji.

"I DON'T LOOK LIKE A GOD DAMNED GIRL!" Neji smirked and moved away from the seething blonde, who was about to be attacked by a green monster.

"YOSH! That was youthful Captain! Please help me in my love quest! I do not know what to do!" Lee bounced in place as Naruto stared dumbfoundedly at him. "Was it that obvious?"

'Was it seriously that obvious that Neji is into Tenten? Damn, they need to work on their hiding skills then.' Lee shook his head and tapped his right temple. Naurto nodded and grinned at Lee. "Alright Lee, lets see ... who is the person you most relate to, who is always by your side when things go wrong, who has always believed in you and took care of you?" Lee stared off into space as Naruto chuckled.

"U-Um, if I may say … thank you for coming to our restaurant, you have made my father's day, and my day as well … Mr. Hidan, please stop trying to touch my ass or else there will be pain in your near future." Hidan gulped and backed away as Angel came to stand near his girlfriend.

"Elena has a point, you all have made our day." Naruto smiled at the happy couple, noticing the Konoha leaf tattoo symbol they both were hiding in their civilian clothes as well. "No problem, you all were kind to us, and we'll definitely come back here soon."

Naruto winked at Elena and Angel and discretely showed them his own tattoo that made them smile brightly. "Thanks for coming and … we'll see you soon then." Naruto chuckled and hugged Elena goodbye as he almost lunged at Kiba.

'DO YOU SEE THAT BOSS! Our blonde dobe shined them! What the hell! Only you can see any part of his naked glory!' Sasu seethed inside Sasuke's head, making the raven growl in annoyance.

'Calm down, the dobe didn't mean anything of it, they're probably just talking and his shirt rode up. No need to get territorial, because then we'll scare him away.' Sasu growled and nodded, going off to sulk on his shoulder.

"Kit, we need to go! We wasted our time here, so we can't go to Broadway, and the take-your-time-at-the-park time is just enough for us to walk it to the hotel instead of run, so lets get!" Naruto stood abruptly and gave the money to the Elena as he ran out. "Lets GO! Squad assemble, Kiba you run at port, Lee at starboard. The rest file on in behind and Hidan gets tail!" Minato tapped Naruto's shoulder as Naruto began to get into position.

"No time! Kiba, status report!" Kiba stood straight and walked over to Naruto. "Captain, we have no injuries and some nuisance, but we can manage a-".

"NAURTO!" Minato yelled and turned Naruto around. "Listen here, it is not a god damn mission! You were about to go off Ninja style and leave them confused." Minato whispered harshly.

Sakura shook her head and ran full force at Naruto. "Naruto you baka! You aren't a captain!" Naruto snapped his head up and dodged Sakura's punch Matrix style. "I told you you wouldn't be able to get a hit on me!"

Sakura scoffed and tried to land a hit with her other hand, wanting to land a hit on him. Naruto made a front flip before turning around in the air and twisting Sakura's arms behind her. "I thought I made myself clear … you WON'T be able to hit me, so quit trying!" Naruto then let Sakura go, who didn't expect the abrupt release and fell on her ass as he turned with Hidan on his heals and the other agents behind them. "Shit! That fucking god damn bitch thought she could fucking hit the captain! Hey Ino! what the fuck would you have done if the Capt. would have killed her ass?" Ino scoffed and grinned. "Nothing!"

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"Shit! That fucking god damn bitch thought she could fucking hit the captain! Hey Ino! What the fuck would you have done if the Capt. would have killed her ass?"

"NOTHING!" Sakura could hear Hidan and Ino even from all the way back there. "Why do they keep calling Naruto "Captain"? Are they all in some gang together or something?" Tenten shrugged and Sakura turned to Sasuke. "What do you think Sasuke? I mean Naruto seems pretty hard to get, and it will be difficult, but I'm more concerned that they are into something bad."

Sasuke scoffed and glared at Hidan's arm that was currently wrapped around SASUKE'S dobe! 'Do you see this? This is some fucking bull shit, that is supposed to be YOUR arm, not the Jashin lover's arm!' Sasu shrieked, him having teleported over there to point at the stupid arm currently wrapped around his dobe. 'Yes I see it, now get your ass back over here at once, before you get … never mind' Sasuke sweat dropped as Naruto's libido came out of the blonde's hair and kicked Sasu off of his shoulder.

"Hn, I say we keep low, you know we have that Chuunin exams to go to in a couple of days. So shut your mouth and keep those curiosities low until after we get accepted, and I mean EVERYONE" Everyone nodded and kept walking, Sakura blushing in embarrassment.

'Dobe, once I become a fully fledged ninja, I will protect you at all costs! I will show you the life you can have with me, filled with happiness and love. You will feel all this pleasure that I feel ... all this pain that I feel seeing you with others and not me and ... you will feel all this love I have for you. I promise you, love, I don't want you for your body, I want you for your heart and soul. I will give mine to you, if that is what you want, but you ... you my love ... you must know that I am in love with you ... Naruto' Sasuke smiled and walked a little faster.

'Fuck Boss! How did you come up with all the romantic sap?' Sasuke turned a little towards his right shoulder and shrugged. 'It comes to my mind … love makes people do strange things … Hey, did you see Naruto's libido? It was so god damned cute!' Sasu chuckled and rubbed his head.

'Yeah, he's cute as hell, but a deadly one if you ask me. That kick he gave me hurt as fuck! But god do I want me some of that cute chibi ass! … Did you know ukes libidos are called Chibis? I sure as hell didn't' Sasuke rolled his eyes and turned back to stare at his blonde, unknowingly smiling a lovely smile at him as well.

Sasori smirked as he watched his young cousin smile at his Naruto. 'Hey, why not work together to get our dobes? One Uchiha working in a love stuck state won't get anywhere, but three of them working together, it doesn't matter if they're love stuck, they will always get the dobe.' Sasori smirked and nodded in agreement with Saso and called Shikamaru and Sasuke over. "Hey Sasuke, I have something to tell you and Shikamaru ... the rest may walk ahead." Sasori's glare silenced the group's retort.

'HEY SASU! SHIKA! Welcome to my home, you all may sit at home … anyone want some tea?' Saso asked while donning on an apron and finding a feather duster.

'Erm … I do!' Yelled Shika as he sat down on Sasori's shoulder.

'I want some coookies! And … I want to make a plan on how to get my dobe-chibi! I just met him and … DAMN he's hot!' Saso and Shika gathered around like children to a story teller as Sasu started to tell them out his dobe-chibi.

"Alright look, we all know that Uchihas that are love struck cannot function well, so I say we work together to get our ukes." Shikamaru and Sasuke smirked and nodded.

"Hey wait … where is Sasu? He needs to be here to help me plan!" Sasuke blurted out, not knowing that he would have sounded crazy, if Shikamaru hadn't been looking as well. "Yeah, and Shika is gone too!"

Sasori rolled his eyes and cleared his throat. "I think Sasu and Shika are over here with my Saso having a tea party." Sasuke sighed and nodded calmly, he would relay his information to Sasu later then, it wasn't often his Sasu went over to a friend's house.

"Alright, so what do we do first?" Shikamaru whispered, knowing full and well that everyone in their group is fully trained in hearing and all other senses. "Well, simple ... we seduce and show them how much we mean this, but first ... what are your intentions" Sasori glared at them, knowing that they want their love, but wanting to make sure for himself. 'There is no way I will help them if they just want to hit that and leave. I love Naruto and Ino too damn much for that, and that will hurt my poor Deidara so much.'

'Hey! Our bosses are not in this to hit it and run! They want some lovin!' Sasu yelled, knowing that only Sasori, Shikamaru, and his Boss could hear them.

'Yeah! Shikamaru may be a lazy know it all, but he wants some loving as well!' Shika said, getting up and glaring at Sasori's face.

'Yeah, what the hell gives Sasori?' Sasori sweat dropped, 'What the hell, not even Saso is on my side? Now that's just cruel!'

Sasuke smirked, having heard the torment Sasori was going through, and patted Sasori's arm in comfort. "We want their love, and nothing else. I just can't get the dobe out of my mind. I want him to feel the pleasure that I feel, the pain I feel when he is with others, and the love that fills my heart every time I think, speak, and look at him." Sasori and Shikamaru smiled and nodded in agreement.

'Way to answer boss! Tell him how you want it! I'm so fucking proud of you boss that I think I'm going to cry!' Sasu yelled out, a small tear escaping his big chibi eyes as Sasuke smirked at him and let a small tear of his own fall. 'Oh Sasu, I knew you would be!' If they were anyone else, Sasori and Shikamaru would have expected Sasu and Sasuke to run to each other in slow motion from across a field and meet in the middle with a sunset and a wave splashing over them.

"Alright then ... just get them into a pleasurable state, and tell them the truth. I know it sounds like a bad plan, and its corny, but it will work because in a state of pleasure, they cannot fight back the truth. But make sure to keep eye contact at all times and ... Sasuke ... make sure to actually let your emotions be readable on your face. Naruto wants to get to know you and he wants to be let in." Sasuke nodded and walked faster.

'Alright, awesome plan, lets break and meet up again before we enter the club!' Sasu yelled as the libidos huddled together.

'Sasori! I'll be sleeping over at Sasu's house today!' Saso yelled to Sasori. 'Alright baby, but be sure to pack your tooth brush and nice, warm pajamas!'

'I'll be going too Shikamaru' Shikamaru nodded and smiled. 'Alright, but when you get back, you'd better clean up your room, or you're grounded!' Shika nodded and smiled, going to his shoulder to pack up.

'Boss! We won't be going to the club, we'll be camping in your closet!' Sasuke smirked and nodded, already walking to the groups that somehow merged together as one. 'Alright, but … we have got to stop hanging out with Tobi! I mean we all just sounded like others just a moment ago!' Everyone sweat dropped just as they met up with the super group.

'Hey, before we disperse, everyone make sure to invite all the libidos over to my house! Cause we're having a … SLEEP OVER PARTY!' Sasori, Shikamaru, and Sasuke all chuckled as their libidos cheered and happy danced.

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"Alright Kakashi! They are late! What if something happened to them? What if they all got mugged?" Kakashi sighed and rolled his eyes at Iruka. "Iru, my love, they are not late! Its at least five more minutes until they have to turn around and walk back here. At most, they won't be here until one hour." Iruka blushed and turned to the windows. 'God Iru! I fucking love you. If only you would let me into your heart and let me prove myself to be a man of passion and not of perverseness.'

'Wooot! But we are of perverseness Father!' Kakashi rolled his eye and looked over at his libido, Mini-Kakashi, with a smile.

'Yeah, but I love my Iruka.' Mini-Kakashi smiled and hugged Kakashi, 'Yeah, I know father.'

Kakashi sighed as Naruto busted into the lobby, scaring the crap out of him and Iruka.

"Holy Shit Naruto! You scared the living shit out of me! … Thanks!" Kakashi said with a smile, or atleast what Naruto thought was a smile.

"Alright Iruka and Kakashi-sensei! We've got everyone in the bus and have been waiting for your both out there for about ten minutes. Lets get our butts over there!" Kakashi chuckled as he followed after his love and Naruto, Kakashi not noticing Mini-Kakashi jumping off of him and running over to the other libidos gathered around Sasu.

'Hey guys! Wait .. you're all here! Fuga, Ita, Saso, Shika, Tobz, and Sasu! What's going on?' Mini-Kakashi asked

'We're all having a … SLEEP OVER PARTY AT SASU'S HOUSE! And you're invited too!' Mini-Kakashi's eye grew wide with tears and he glomped Fuga. 'Oh thanks for inviting me! I've never been invited anywhere!' They all smiled and turned to Sasu.

'Alright, lets get a move on, we're small and this place is big, I think we'll get to my house in about … two hours? So lets get a move on!' They all cheered and started to make their way to the elevators as Naruto jumped around Iruka and Kakashi on their way out of the lobby.

"Ok Now seeing as we have Mr. Uchiha and Mr. Namikaze-Uzumaki with us ... and because you are all adults ... or of legal age, you all will be free to wander around the club. BUT you must be outside the club at 2 A.M.! Got that?" Iruka glared at everyone as they nodded in fear. "Ok, but I still have one rule for you all! Kakashi is passing around ONE digital watch to each pair, and that is because you all will NOT wander around without your partner tonight! If I see anyone alone I will hunt you all down and force you into the bus and back here at the hotel! GOT THAT?" Everyone nodded, freaking out on the inside and praying to god that Iruka-sensei doesn't see one of them without their partner.

"So Kit, what do you think we should do there?" Naruto looked at Kiba, who was leaning over Hinata to whisper to him. Hinata was blushing so hard, you'd think she was a tomato. "Well Kiba, first thing, stop leaning over Hinata" Kiba blushed furiously and sat back into his chair, Naruto chuckled and continued. "Next, we shouldn't drink. Its a test Iruka-sensei is playing on us to see who will get drunk out of their minds. So I'd say just sit back and watch the drunks make fools out of themselves." Kiba grinned and nodded with a lot of enthusiasm.

"Oh and I would very much like for you to talk to Itachi and for Hinata to talk to Kyuubi please. They want to talk to you guys and I want you guys to share a dance together." Naruto smirked as they both blushed furiously. "W-W-Well I want you and Sasuke to dance ..." Kiba palled as Naruto looked as if it didn't effect him, but then a smirk broke all traces of fear on his face." ... And for you both to kiss!" Naruto snapped his head up and the same time Sasuke did, both blushing and not meeting each others eyes.

'Oh God! … I'll have to tell Sasu all about this when I see him again ... come to think of it … the dobe-chibis aren't here, could it be that they stayed back because they saw Sasu and the gang stay back? I hope they don't get into too much trouble.' Sasuke thought as he looked at the blushing blonde next to him.

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'Alright! I've called you all here today because … the seme libidos stayed behind! I asked my daddy and he said for us all to sleep at my house. We have to find out what they're doing! So, Kyuu-chan and I have decided to hold a … SLEEP OVER!' Everyone giggled and huddled close as they spotted Sasu and the gang head on over to the elevators.

'But Naru-chan, why do we have to do this?' Naru-chan turned over to Mina-chan and smiled. 'Because … they could be planning something! So Mina-chan, Iru-chan, Kyuu-chan, Dei-chan, Ino-chan, and Zetsu-chan … are you all with me, or would you all like to go back to the bus?'

They all took a second to think, then busted out into giggles as they shook their heads and peered over to Sasu and his gang, who were almost making it to the elevators.

'We're in!' they all blurted out as Naru-chan smiled and turned over to Sasu and his gang.

'Alright then, let the hunt begin!' they all giggled as they entered the elevator next to them, Naru having thought the plan through and made them all get off at the elevators.

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"Uhh ... umm ... why?" Naruto couldn't control his blush, and again that permanent pink dusted itself over Naruto's cheeks, making him look irresistible. "Because you are asking us to do something, so we are asking you to do something. An eye for an eye, Kit." Kiba grinned as Naruto bit his lip and looked out the window.

"F-Fine, we will." Naruto crossed his arms and stared out the window as the trees sped on by. "I say now, Kit. Since over there, we won't be able to see. Just do it now." Naruto snapped his head and stared at Kiba, debating whether or not to just decline his offer, but Kiba was cunning and knew how to get what he wanted. Naruto nodded and looked over to Sasuke, who had a pink dust over his cheeks.

"Adda boy Kit, just a tongue kiss and that's it. That's all you have to do." Naruto palled and gulped loudly, inching his head closer to Sasuke's and parting his lips ever so slowly. His pink tongue coming out and licking at his lips temptingly. Sasuke's eyes were trained on Naruto's lips and tongue, the speed of Naruto's approach was not satisfactory to him, but Sasuke would wait an eternity for Naruto, no one but Naruto would have him wait heart and soul for them.

Naruto's lips finally touched Sasuke's surprisingly gentle and warm lips. Their lips molded together, finding peace and wholeness together. Sasuke's tongue tentatively traced Naruto's bottom lip, asking silently for entrance into the temple that is Naruto's mouth. Slowly but surely, Naruto's lips parted, assaulting Sasuke's mouth with Naruto's delicious taste of Coconut, just like that Horchata drink that Naruto said he tasted like Sasuke's tongue began to slowly trace everything in Naruto's mouth, mapping every single crevice and curve there was in Naruto's mouth and finally, the tongue. Naruto moaned as Sasuke's unique taste of Honey and raspberry hit his tongue. Both Naruto and Sasuke were too into the kiss that they didn't see when the entire bus was watching them, or when Jiraya and his nosebleeds came near them and started to stare intently at them and write things down.

"Alright, we're here. But remember, no going around without your partner!" Iruka growled out as Kakashi hurriedly pulled him off the bus. "Hey, Naruto! ... Your lucky dad didn't see that, or else someone wouldn't have a cock right no with the name of Sasuke." Kyuubi pulled Naruto out by the arm and joined their group from before.

"Ok, since Iruka said we can be in a group ... why don't we just hang out together?" Minato cheered as Naruto, Kyuubi, and Sasuke joined the group. They all nodded and began their journey inside that consisted of the bouncer at the door flirting with the Namikaze-Uzumakis and the Uchihas glaring at the bouncer for flirting with their property.

Once inside they stared at the place and wondered how it was that it looked small, but inside it was actually three stories high and Wall-mart size wide. "Ok lets go find a place that fits us all." Everyone followed Deidara as he made his way to the other side of the first floor and to a row of seats and was made to circle around and fit more than 30 people.

"Ok so ... LETS DANCE! PLEASE!" Minato and Kyuubi pulled on Itachi and Fugaku, but the glares they received said one word, and one word only, "NO". Naruto chuckled and stood beside them. "Hey ... Lets show them why the Namikaze clan was famous in every country before they "Disappeared" long ago!" Minato and Kyuubi smirked and motioned for Ino and Deidara to follow them, along with Zetsu.

They moved over to the dance floor and stayed in the group's line of sight as they waited for the next song to begin. Suddenly the song "I wanna love you" By Akon and featuring Snoop Dog started and they all smirked.

Naruto began the dance as his hands began to move to the air and he ground his pelvis into Kyuubi in front and Minato in behind. Sasuke, Itachi, and Fugaku's jaws dropped as their dobes began to grind into each other and move their hands all over their bodies. Zetsu, Deidara, and Ino moved to the ends, twirling and switching from grinding their asses to grinding their fronts and Naruto moved from in the middle to all over the place as he ground himself onto everyone in their group. Sasuke gulped loudly as Naruto's eyes were trained onto his form and Naruto's tongue continually licked at his lips. Naruto began to belly dance for Sasuke, his hips moving to the rhythm of the music as he watched Sasuke with bedroom eyes locked on his own.

Suddenly Itachi stood up and strode over to Kyuubi, whose smirk turned into an innocent pout as he was dragged away. Minato found himself being dragged further into the dance floor by Fugaku. "Well you wanted to dance, didn't you?" Minato nodded and whimpered as Fugaku's lips found his neck.

Zetsu walked over to Tobi who was standing at the edge staring at him and pulled him away from the group. "I want you now Tobi!" Tobi smirked and let Zetsu pull him away. Ino, Deidara, and Naruto found themselves staring curiously at each other then bursting into laughter. "Horny Uchiha Bastards! ... And Zestu … Who knew that in their relationship, Zetsu was the horny bastard!" They all yelled in unison as the next song began. Consequently the next song was "Smack that" by Akon and featuring Eminem. They all laughed as their favorite song began.

Ino began to move her hips, slowly but surely making her way to the floor where she made another slow move to get back up. Deidara moved behind her, and grabbed her hips, moving to the music as they ground and moved their hips. He began to belly dance and grind into Ino as she dropped to the floor and got back up. Naruto smirked as he made his way to Ino's front, where he began to make a dance of his own, but slowly starting to break dance in an erotic way. The dance floor cleared as Naruto, Deidara, and Ino began to dance to the music.

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to go over there and stop this before my blonde, blue eyed heaven is taken from me" Said Sasori as he strode over to Deidara and pulled him from the waist. "Danna, un?" Sasori nodded and shushed him. "Shh, if I hadn't of come over, those guys would have taken you. And if you didn't notice, they had dates a while ago and now they are no where to be found. You wanna end up like them?" Deidara shuddered and sheltered himself in Sasori's chest.

Shikamaru pulled Ino into his chest and walked away from the forming crowd. "Troublesome ... did you know you were attracting the wrong crowd? Those thugs over there had dates a while ago and now they are no where to be seen. I'd suggest you don't fight me, or else they might just find you." Ino gulped and nodded, letting Shikamaru's hand caress her stomach as he rocked them to the music and whispered into her ear.

Naruto saw Sasuke walk casually over to him and smirk at Naruto's breathlessness. "Hn, dobe." Naruto rolled his eyes and jumped into Sasuke's open arm as he walked away. "Sasuke-kun ... mmm how 'bout we continue this conversation somewhere more ... private?" Naruto purred into Sasuke's ear. "How about you stop your crazy mood swings and give me the truth, dobe. If you haven't noticed, and please tell me you haven't because that would be embarrassing, I'm actually into you. Meaning, every time you look at me with love, or even lust, I actually feel good. I like you Naruto, no I love you, so stop this and tell me the truth." Naruto stared deep into Sasuke's eyes and smiled.

"Yeah, I love you too Sasuke, but sometimes all I see is lust, but you've proven me wrong." With that said Naruto snaked his arm around Sasuke's neck and pulled him down into a passionate, loving, heated kiss that warmed Sasuke's cold heart. "Naruto, you don't know how happy I am right now. I've been in love with you ever since we were five years old, but I tried to crush that love somehow, trying to make it go away, so I lived in denial for so long, but just recently I found out that I did love you, and I still do." Naruto smiled at Sasuke and hugged him tight as tears began to slide down his face. "Ohh Sasuke ... we're acting sappy" Naruto laughed and wiped at some of his tears as Sasuke wiped at his others.

The rest of the night was spent trying to locate their group that shattered when the Uchihas took their ukes away. Naruto fell asleep in Sasuke's arms and Sasuke cuddled Naruto closer to him, not letting even Minato get close to his dobe when they all got back on the bus.

'I'll have to talk to Sasu about this when I get back, he'll be proud that I told the dobe I loved him.' Sasuke said, still wondering what Sasu was going.

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'Hurry! Run, they're gaining on us!' Sasu yelled, him having discovered that Naru-chan and his gang were following after them all along. They all raced to Sasu's room, shutting the door and laughing in triumph.

'Let us in! This is my room too Sasu!' Sasu took on a puzzled look, knowing that Sasuke said the room was soundproof, but then remembered the small hole next to the door.

'Why? We're having a sleep over/camp out in the walk in closet!' Naru-chan was about to yell at Sasu to tell them his plan, when he heard that.

'Is that what you're all doing? Well we're having a sleep over underneath daddy's bed!' Sasu blinked in astonishment and smiled.

'Well why didn't you say so? We'll stay away from you guys, and you guys stay away from us, unless you want to talk to us, is that ok?' Naru-chan smiled and looked over at his gang, who all smiled and nodded

'Ok, you've got yourself a deal.' Sasu smiled and opened the door and welcomed in Naru and his gang. 'Alright then, if you guys need us, we'll be in the closet. Ita! Do you have the flashlights that Boss made us?' Sasu asked and Ita nodded, showing off the key chain flashlight to him.

'Alright then, see you guys!' Sasu said as he left the chibis in the dark and made his way over to the closet. But before he could even enter a foot inside, he was tackled to the ground by a trembling ball of blonde. 'Please! Don't leave us here alone, its too dark! … C-could you all maybe … sleep with us under the bed tonight?' Sasu smiled and nodded for his gang to go under Naruto's bed.

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"Hey Itachi, Naruto told me you wanted to talk to me and Kyuubi wanted to talk to Hinata ... tell us now." Itachi and Kyuubi shared a knowing look and smirked at the pair. "You really want us to tell you both at the same time? I mean it will be pretty embarrassing for you." Kiba and Hinata both nodded and smiled at them

"Very well then .. I'll go first, then Kyuubi" Kyuubi nodded at Itachi and shared another smirk with him. "Ok, so Kiba, Hinata has eyes only for you, so stop getting on everyone's nerves by growling low in your throat. Why do I sat that? Because, my dear old mutt, whenever I get close to her and whisper into her ear or other things like that, she doesn't get flustered or blush. But if you so much as hug her, she may faint. So yeah, that's all I'm going to say." Itachi nodded to Kyuubi to start and smirked at the blushing duo.

"Well ... Hinata, you must be braver, see Kiba likes you as well and its obvious because he is always flustered and blushing around you. So stop acting like that and ..." Kyuubi paused and smirked as Itachi was about to say the last words. "MAKE A MOVE ON EACH OTHER ALREADY!" Yelled everyone on the bus that was not asleep. Both Kiba and Hinata blushed and looked away from everyone else, but only to look into each others eyes and smile.

Kyuubi chuckled and Itachi smirked as they watched the couple smile at each other and hold their hands.

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~Everyone back at the hotel~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

Sasuke sat on his bed watching Naruto sleep thinking about what happened, when he remembered what happened at the airport with Itachi. 'That's right, Itachi had an erotic picture of Naruto and ... a video chip in his wallet? I wonder what that's about.' Sasuke searched his bag for the picture and chip he stashed there when Naruto took a shower.

"Well I wonder what is in this video chip." Sasuke whispered to himself as he took his pondering to the bathroom with his laptop and head phones.

The sight that Sasuke saw first stunned him into silence as Naruto's naked form shinned into the dimly lit bathroom.

"Ahhhh ... Sasuke! Mnnnn!" Naruto moaned as he stroke his cock faster. "Ahhh Fuck ... Sasuke please!" Naruto began to pinch his nipples and suck his fingers as he opened his legs for the view of the camera. 'Th-The dobe ... did this? ... Wait a minute is he moaning my name? ... No shit Sherlock! ... I have got to stop hanging out with Tobi, NOW!' Sasuke sighed as he scolded himself, but was brought back into reality as he heard Naruto moan louder.

"Mmmmmmh! Sasuke! Please ... I want it in me! Please! Ahhhh a-ahhh" Sasuke's cock twitched at the sight of Naruto looking heatedly into the camera and thrusting a large blue dildo into his tight ass. 'Ohhh mother of god! What is Itachi doing with a video of MY dobe doing with those things in his hands? I will kill that bastard for having this and not sharing! God only knows how many nights I've needed this video.' Sasuke began to drool as Naruto sat up and actually began to ride the dildo.

"Ahhh ... Mmmmmnh! ... nnngh Sasuke! Ohh fuck please faster! More, please Sasuke more!" Sasuke's pants grew tight and he began to drool more as Naruto started to move faster. 'Ok I have to stop looking at this or else I won't restrain myself from raping my delicious blonde kuitsune.' Sasuke turned everything off and stared off into space.

'I'll need to find Sasu and share this with him … come to think of it, when I checked the closet, he wasn't there. I wonder where he is.

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.Under Naruto's bed.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

'Ah! Oh god Sasu! Fuck faster!' moaned Naru-chan as Sasu thrusted into him.

'God Naru-chan, you're so fucking hot and tight!' moaned Sasu as he began to pant and thrust in faster.

All around them, everyone was having sex, it was a libido and chibi sex orgy, and their parents were missing out on everything.

'Oh fuuuck! I'm cuming! I'm … gaaah! SASU!' Sasu could feel the tight ass clenching down on him in an unimaginable tightness that had Sasu falling off that cliff to the pleasurable waters underneath.

'NARU-CAN!' Oh how Sasu will tell his Boss about his night at his sleep over.

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.Back with Sasuke in the bathroom.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

Sasuke made his way out of the bathroom and got into the bed, looking at Naruto as he began to whimper and mewl in his sleep. 'God dobe, you don't know what you do to me! But soon you will because I will show you the love you deserve' With that last thought Sasuke began to fall into a peaceful slumber.

'Hah! So Sasuke found the chip? Well only time will tell if Sasuke will act upon lustful instincts, in which case I will let him take me. I admit it, I ... want Sasuke ... and only he will dominate me because ... I want him to.' Naruto thought as he fell asleep, dreaming of Sexy, love filled Temes and how he will have him.

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Me: HA! When you guys asked for a new chapter soon, you guys didn't expect me to make it … SEVERAL HOURS LATER DID YOU? ;D

Naruto: My … Naruto chibi … had sex with … the Sasuke chibi … WHY? Dx

Sasuke: You know you wanted it! Admit it, and what is this that I read about you letting me have you?

Naruto: Elena made me say it!

Me: No I didn't! Ohh and in case you're all wondering, That waitress and her boyfriend named Angel … is me and my best friend made boyfriend, Angel. We just wanted to have a laugh :3

Naruto: But I didn't want my chibi to have sex with Sasuke's chibi! I handed him over to you to take care of him, not let him have sex!

Me: You win some you lose some, it was either you or the chibi! :U

Sasuke: I still say it was him, my friend down there is restless.

Me: Patience Sasu-nator, the time will come

Sasuke: Sasu-nator? …

me: o .o See you all next time I update .. it will be later on today I guess xD

…. Yours truly, Bad Writer xD … -runs away from Sasuke-