Disclaimers: If I really owned the series, then I wouldn't be wasting my time writing fanfiction, when I could make SasuNaru true! AND … ABC check wouldn't say Sasuke is misspelled and its supposed to be, sap sucker

lolz! Sap Sucker!

'Talking' … 'Thinking' … 'Chibi talking' … 'Anger/Demonic talking'

Chapter 6:

Meet the new recruits!

Naruto woke up at first dawn, he was on the balcony thinking about last night. 'Last night I ... I told Sasuke I loved him and ... and he said he loved me too. I don't know what to do ... he wasn't lying when he said he loved me, but ... I just can't ... but ... I ... I don't know! I can't say love because ... I just don't know!'

'Shut up daddy! You do know, but you just don't want to open your eyes!' Naruto rolled his eyes and sighed at Naru-chan. 'Who told you to come out and disturb me? I thought you were with your friends.'

'You did with all your bantering in your mind. Listen daddy, I know what you're going through and before you use the excuse that its your demon side and its heat ... think about what it is daddy. Its you, only in your demonic form, it is your INNER for the last time! You and it are the same, and if it chose Sasuke to be your mate ... its because he loves you and you love him.'Naruto sighed and looked over to the horizon, to the dawning sun in the distance.

'I know Naru-chan, but what am I supposed to do when I don't know?' There was silence and Naruto leaped up onto the railings and crouched down.

'Look daddy, think of those feelings you have for Sasuke, tell me what they are, tell me what you feel for him, and I'll tell you if its love or not.' Naruto thought for a second and looked down.

'I feel ... well to be honestly, I don't know what this feeling is. Every time I see him, I feel this tingling sensation deep within my stomach and I want to be with him for the rest of my life. Every time I catch a gimps of him smiling with his friends, I feel ... jealous? Yeah I feel jealous and want to be the only one he smiles for. But I just don't know where these feelings come from.' Naruto stared off into the horizon and heard shuffling from behind him.

'Go on daddy, go on with the day and remember, you and everyone else have to go greet the new recruits. I'll tell you what I think when I get the answer.' Naruto sighed and thanked Naru-chan for the talk they had and sat on the railing just in time for Sasuke to look up at him.

"Morning Teme, my dad wants to speak to me and Kakashi said to send you to him when you wake up." Naruto smiled a genuine smile at Sasuke before going to his closet. "Hn, ok. Thanks for telling me ... and waiting for me to wake up instead of waking me." Naruto poked his head out and smiled at Sasuke again.

"No prob, Sasuke. Ohh and that tray on your bedside table is your breakfast. So eat up and hurry on down to Kakashi-sensei before he decides to come up here ... and he will because today is one of the only days he is up early, meaning its important." Sasuke shrugged and took the tray.

"Uhh Sasuke ... could you um ... tell me how I look? Ino left me this outfit and ... I don't trust her or my thoughts." Sasuke grunted and drank up his juice while Naruto walked out.

'Hey Mina-chan, Fuga, Kyuu-chan, and Ita, come out cause daddy is going to give you guys a ride back to your houses!' Yelled Naru-chan as Naruto waited to get on before stepping out.

'Alright! Here we come!' yelled Kyuu-chan as they made a run for Naruto and climbed on.

Sasuke's jaw dropped for what seemed the hundredth time in the past two days. Naruto walked out with a ripped up, red punk shirt with orange Fox designs and black skinny jeans with red flame designs that showed off his perfect ass. His hair was in a perfect disarray and one hand was accessorized with a gold thick chain with foxes on them. "Uhh ... you look great D-Dobe." Naruto suppressed a grin and walked over to the room door and winked at Sasuke.

"I'll see you later, Teme!" Sasuke sighed as Naruto walked out of the room. 'Why in hell does the dobe like to torture me like that?'

'Because he knows he looks smoking hot! And did you see Naru-chan today? He looks incredible, then again he looked incredible yesterday underneath me, with my cock up his ass!' Sasuke spit out his orange juice as Sasu elaborated on how he fucked Naru-chan yesterday night.

'Wait a god damn second … you fucked Naru-chan last night?' Sasu nodded, looking confused as to why his Boss wanted to ask that. 'What the FUCK? I can't so much as get my hands into that dobe's pants, yet you got your chibi dobe in bed?' Sasuke cursed his luck and began eating slowly, if Kakashi wanted them there early, then he would go later damn it. He was still sleepy!

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Naruto chuckled as he made his way over to his father's room. As he neared his trained ears could pick up the faintest sound of ... movement. Naruto knocked on the door and walked in, wishing he would have just waited outside for when his eyes adjusted to the dimly lit room, he saw his father on top of Fugaku and both were naked.

"Oh Kami-sama! Why did you call me over here if you two were going to be doing that?" Minato chuckled and threw a pillow at his son's head. "Because I didn't know Fugaku would want to do this right now." Naruto rolled his eyes and walked over to the closet.

'Alright, this is our stop, me and Fuga will be getting off … it seems that our dads were having fun too! We'll go have a little fun underneath dad's bed then, bye!' Mina-chan said as he and Fuga got off and waved at the rest.

"By the way, Naruto-chan, nice outfit." Naruto laughed and walked out with both arms full of clothes. "Thanks, it was for your youngest son's benefit." Naruto threw both sets of clothes on either bed and walked to the door. "Get dressed, I'll go get Kyuu and Ita."

'But we're right here Naruto-san!' Naruto chuckled as he walked. 'I meant Kyuubi and Itachi, not you guys.' The chibis all nodded and made an sound of understanding.

Naruto walked out and made his way to the next room, where he just threw open the door and regretted it as well. There in Itachi's bed was Kyuubi and Itachi in the same position Minato and Fugaku were. Naruto sighed and went over to the closet, selected clothes for them and threw them at Kyuubi and Itachi's waiting arms.

'Thank you for the ride Naru-chan's father' said Ita as he carefully let Kyuu-chan down and they both ran over to their suitcases to change.

'You're very welcome … now time to deal with Itachi and Kyuubi' Naruto sighed as he walked.

"Get dressed you two and hurry to Dad's room, we have a very important meeting with Iruka and we have to hurry." With that said Naruto made his way over to the door and left.

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Sasuke knocked on the door as he stood outside with his team. "What do you suppose he wants, Sasuke?" Sasuke glanced over at Sakura as she waited for the door to open as well.

"Do you think I know, when I clearly said, I don't know?" Sakura blushed and looked to the side as the door opened and there in the doorway stood a very pissed off Kakashi.

'Ha! That's what she gets for trying to be mean to Naru-chan and his daddy!' Yelled Sasu as he palled at the sight of Kakashi. 'Erm … Mini-Kakashi? I think your father is angry with you.' Mini-Kakashi took a tentative step out from behind Sasu and looked up at his father.

'You've got that right Sasu, but not only that … I've got a problem with your Boss as well! Now get into your room and we'll discuss this later Mini-Kakashi!' Mini-Kakashi nodded and jumped on over to Kakashi, who welcomed him with a warm embrace.

"I Ordered You All Here An Hour AGO!" Kakashi seethed through his teeth as Sasuke's team quivered in fear behind him. Kakashi sighed and led them inside. "Look, Naruto knows me, and I'm sure he told you that its very important if I get my ass up pretty early, so next time ... COME QUICKLY, RETARDS! I mean Kami-sama Naruto knew that the first time I pulled that on him and he was here one minute after I called him up! Why can't you all be as smart as him?" Everyone sighed and sat on the floor near Sasuke, ready to use him as protection in case Kakashi decided to be scary again.

"What do you mean you pulled that on Naruto?" Kakashi regretted saying that and thought up something quick. "I mean that I used to tutor Naruto, so I used to wake his ass early because I had missions, but Naruto thought I was being an ass and thought of it as nothing, dumb asses." They all sighed again and rolled their eyes. Kakashi got really grumpy when he woke up early and would usually throw profanities at them.

"Sorry Kakashi-sensei, we had a problem with getting everyone up." Kakashi nodded at Sakura and held his hand up to shut her up. "Ok, enough of that. What I needed to say was that ... The Hokage wants the meeting today instead of tomorrow because he has a very important lead on an S-class missing-nin. So be ready in 5 hours for that." Sasuke stood up abruptly and glared at Kakashi.

"Is that all? Couldn't you have told us two hours from now? Its too early for your antics Kakashi." Kakashi rolled his eyes and held his hand up again. "I'm telling you now, idiots, because I have to go! Kami-sama! Didn't anyone listen to me yesterday night when I announced that I had to meet with someone and wouldn't be here until 11 P.M tonight?" Sasuke's anger grew cold instantly and he blushed, embarrassed at his actions.

"Well, you all cost me ONE hour from my mission! So get out because you've made me ONE hour LATE!" Kakashi then pushed them out of his room and slammed the door shut. 'Kami-sama, why do i have to take care of these idiots?' Kakashi sighed and went over to his balcony, where he jumped up upon the railing and jumped off. He landed on the ground 15 stories below without a single injury. 'Hn, too easy'

'You take care of them because they are your gennin class father. And Naruto is going to kick your ass for not teaching them.' Kakashi sighed and looked at the early dawn sky as he ran.

'I know that, but those idiots wouldn't listen to me when I said they needed to learn the basics. Thank God Hinata went off to train on her own. At least ONE of my students will pass Naruto's entrance test.' Mini-Kakashi smiled and hugged his father's neck as he ran.

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Sasuke and his team were walking around in Central park looking for Naruto and his group. 'THE HELL? How did we loose them? They were there one minute, then they disappeared!' Sasuke huffed and searched the crowds for his blonde beauty when Sakura's hand started to ring.

'Maybe they went off to look for us? I say we should stay still and wait for them.' Sasuke growled, too pissed off to hear his Sasu talking to him over the loud ringing of Sakura's hand.

"Sakura, answer your damn hand already!" Growled Sasuke as Sakura stared at her phone. "Its Kakashi-sensei, but how did he get my number?" Sasuke sighed and took the phone out of her grasp and pulled his whole group over to a deserted part of the park where there were more trees than paths. Sasuke answered the phone and put it on speaker.

"Alright Kakashi, what is it that you want." Sasuke growled out as he heard a chuckle on the other side. "Mah, mah Sasuke. Whats wrong? What has you angered?" Sasuke growled low in his throat. "We've lost Naruto and his group!" Kakashi sighed in understanding. "Ah, I understand. You know I'd be upset too if my Iruka was lost from my sight as well", Kakashi chuckled and sighed again.

"ARGH! Kakashi-sensei what is it that you want! We've been walking around this park for 15 minutes without finding a single clue as to where they would have gone. We are tired of Sasuke's constant bitching and mumbling about, "His dobe, his love, his fucking fuck once he gets his hands on him and make him love him", So you'd better have something to say that will make this better!" Sakura seethed and glared at a blushing, stoic Sasuke.

"Hehehe ... Hey Sakura, get over to the hotel and get into your uniforms, because you guys have a meeting with the Hokage and the other top ninja." Kakashi's voice announced as they all listened to him.

"Wh-What? Now? I thought you said it would be in another 3 hours!" Sakura could hear Kakashi sigh. "Yeah now, they changed the meeting because the mission is of great importance and they have to get started now ... give the phone to Sasori." Kakashi sighed as the phone was passed over. "What Kakashi?" Sasori monotoned.

"Get them to the hotel, into their uniforms, and to the base quickly cause Hokage wants the meeting in half an hour." Sasori nodded and hung up the phone and handed it back to Sakura. "Lets move!"

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"Alright Hokage-sama, the gennin are set to be here in 30 minutes." Iruka bowed and walked over to the Hokage's side. "Thanks Iru, now get everyone over here and tell Hidan to ready the music, I feel like having some fun." Iruka chuckled and took out his iPod touch and slid his thumb over it and informed Hidan about the Hokage's plans.

Iruka chuckled as Hidan ran in and began to play with the wires in the wall. "Ok, me and Naruto will dress the others, you want in Hokage-sama?" The Hokage grinned and followed Hidan as he disappeared into a different room.

Naruto smirked as he sensed the new gennin come in and line up in the Hokage's main room, awaiting their orders and advancements into the next level of power, and Naruto himself gets to pick who goes, and who stays.

Hidan began the music and his voice was laughing in the intercom. "Hey gennin fuckers! Welcome to the higher ranks of people who are better than you! Now we are going to introduce ourselves." The song began and it was like the at the Hotel, it all went quiet and they all walked out together. As the song "Wait a Minute" by the Pussycat Dolls ft. Timberland came on the Gennin let their jaws drop to the floor as the first came out.

"What the fuck? It's just like at the hotel! And its Hidan on the intercom!" Whispered Sakura as everyone nodded and turned to a shrugging Sasuke.

Hinata walked out in a dark navy blue tight body hugging jacket with a low V-neck and a hood with fur on it and on the cuffs. She wore short shorts of the same color and standard ninja sandles of the same color as well. She smirked and took her spot in the Gennin line as the rest came out.

Minato walked out flanked on either side by Itachi and Fugaku Uchiha and sat down at the Hokage's chair. He wore a long white cloak with orange and red flames seeping up from the bottom and his hood up, covering his face. The cloak was left open, showing off his tight fitting T-shirt with an orange swirl of the Namikaze-Uzumaki clan and tight fitting ninja pants.

The Uchiha both had navy blue cloaks with the hoods up as well and the Uchiha clan symbol shown proudly on their backs and chests. Itachi had on a small black belly shirt with a fishnet under it and Fugaku had a tight black T-shirt with the Uchiha clan symbol in the middle of it, both had tight fitting, easy to move in, black ninja pants and their hoods up to conceal their identities.

"Sasuke, isn't that your brother and father? What are they doing here?" Sasuke shrugged once again, trying to figure out how Sasuke didn't know they had those cloaks because to Sasuke, it was easy to determine that his father and brother were both secret agents.

Next up was Kiba and the twins, Ino and Deidara, flanking him on either side. Kiba walked in with a white standard Jounin vest with blue lining, and that was the only thing that covered his chest. He had on blue fingerless gloves with iron knuckles and blue ninja pants with white lining. and Blue arm covers to match his outfit. Hinata blushed deeply, she having not seen Kiba's outfit before Naruto pushed her out from the back.

Ino had her hair back up with her bang covering her right eye and a purple tight fitting belly shirt with its sides cut out and replaced with fishnets. and Purple shorts and her pouches on the left side. She had Fishnet arm warmers and her Head band was wrapped around her waist. Deidara had a black cloak on with red clouds and his black belly shirt showed off his abed stomach and his tight fitting ninja pants showed off his legs and nice ass.

"What the hell? How is it that Ino-pig is here? What the hell is going on?" Sasuke growled and turned to Sakura. "Well if you'd shut the hell up and fucking listen, maybe we could figure it out." Sakura flushed in embarrassment and nodded.

Tobi and Zetsu walked out with the same cloak Deidara had on except Zetsu wore a vest instead of a shirt and Tobi wore a black button up shirt with three buttons undone. Hidan walked out after, he wore no shirt, but he did wear the same cloak. He had a smirk plastered on his lips as he took the microphone and laughed at the flustered gennin. "And now! Our fucking best Jounin we ever have here, the Captain and Lieutenant!" The song changed and the Last two walked out. The song "Toxic" by Brittany Spears started to play and Naruto and Kyuubi both walked out.

Naruto smirked as he saw the jaws that dropped to the floor. He wore a black cloak with orange and red flames and no shirt and black tight ninja pants, his hair in the same sex-induced disarray, his head band had its cloth changed into a black one. 'GOD! What the Hell? Naruto is here?' Thought Sasuke as he finally snapped out of his stupor. The music kept playing and Kyuubi smirked beside Naruto as he fell into step with Naruto. Kyuubi wore a blood red jacket with black flames that was zipped down just enough to tease anyone and black pants.

'Not only Naruto, but his brother too … so that must mean …' Sasu let the sentence hanging as everyone's attention was pulled over where the Namikaze-Uzumaki brothers were headed.

They made their way over to the seats beside the Hokage and the Hokage raised his head. The hood fell back and revealed that the Hokage was Minato Namikaze-Uzumaki. "Well then, now that we are all here, I'd like for the captain to introduce the ranks to these gennin."

Naruto stood up and walked over to the front of the gennin group. "Hello, I'm the Jounin Captain, and I will enlighten you on our ranks and expectations of the Konoha ninja." Naruto threw a stern look to all the ninja to see if anyone would object, when his eyes fell on his classmates and he raised an eyebrow, but shook it off.

"Ok, this is just … weird! How is it that that idiot is the Captain?" Everyone nodded and threw Sakura a reproachful look. "Shut up Sakura! If you would just listen, maybe we could learn something!" Sakura nodded and blushed, feeling like a complete fool.

"Well dead lasts, I Naruto Namikaze-Uzumaki, am the Jounin Captain and a Sannin in training. And I am the one who is to decide who gets to be in MY ranks. Now listen up! You all have been told that to be known as a gennin, you must be at gennin level, and to be chunnin, you must be at chunnin level and so on. But the reality of this is ... that in my ranks, you must be BETTER than that! If you want to become a chunnin, you must be WAY above chunnin level, but the council does not see things my way, so they allow weaklings to enter my ranks, but I will not allow them!" Naruto glared at many of the gennin and smirked as they cowered in fear.

"The ranks go as follows: The Sannin, they are known only in Konohagakure ranks, and only exist in our ranks. Sannin are the most powerful and rank higher than the Hokage himself. There is only ever three sannin per Hokage, but I have managed to become sannin in training and be the only one. The sannin that are currently using the title are ... my grandmother Tsunade, my grandfather Jiraya, and my Great Uncle Orochimaru, but they are the sannin for the last Hokage." Sasuke tensed at the name, he knew Orochimaru very well, and Orochimaru had become some what of an uncle to him.

"The next level within the ranks is, of course, the Hokage. He is known as the most powerful of all ANBU, but not in the ranks, yet he still is most powerful in ranks under the Sannin. The next is the Jounin Captain, he is known as the second most powerful and I am …. or was. I now am more powerful than my father." Everyone stiffened at the information, mainly Sakura for she was the one to attack Naruto the most.

"Next is the Jounin Lieutenant, he is the third most powerful and is also known as my brother, Kyuubi. The sannin in training is above in power to the Hokage, meaning that yes, I am more powerful than my father." Minato smirked as some of the gennin stiffened even more.

"Naruto, explain the rank of power within the Sannin, would you? I think Tsunade and Orochimaru are going to pick a sannin to train out of them." Minato asked, amusement most evident in his eyes. Naruto smirked and nodded. "There are three sannin, but the one with most power within the sannin is the Toad sage. The second powerful is the snake sage, and the last is the slug sage. I am the toad sage, and I'd thank you very much, not to get in my way or get me angry!" Naruto's eyes turned red for a moment, but then disappeared as he blinked them.

"Did you guys see that?" Everyone nodded at Tenten, feeling like something else was hidden and going to be uncovered to them. Sakura sulked in her spot, feeling a little sad that Tenten could speak, but she couldn't.

"Now where were we? ... Ohh yes. Next is the Jounin, the rank in lower ranks that holds more power than the rest. The second in that is the Chunnin, who hold medium level power compared to the Jounin. And at last we have you weaklings, the Gennin. The gennin level is like child's play, it is the lowest level in the ranks. Now we come to the ANBU, they are specially trained ninja who are always at Jounin level and are lethal weapons." Naruto looked at the faces of some of the gennin and was proud to say that they all held up their own throughout his speech, while withstanding his killer intent invading their senses.

But of course Naruto spoke too soon and five of the ninja fell unconscious and med-nin came running and took them out. Naruto sighed and turned to the remaining. "Well you all have passed the first test by withstanding my killer intent, but that was only a fraction and-" another four ninja fell and Naruto's left eye twitched. "AND there is more, for now, you all are allowed to stay and proceed to the next level, but be warned. Once you have entered MY ranks and become MY students, then you cannot back down." Minato smirked and chuckled.

"Ok, Ok, Ok Naruto, that was good. It seems that the only ones left are from Suna and our own rookie." Naruto smirked and cast an eye out amongst them. "Naruto, go around and extract those who have potential and those who don't." Naruto bowed and disappeared in a puff of smoke, only to reappear in front of the gennin with a table filled with headbands. Naruto carefully picked up a dark navy blue headband and walked to Hinata.

"To you, Hinata Hyuuga, I present a leaf headband that will declare you a Konohagakure ninja. I also promote you to chuunin level and your official partner will be Kiba Inuzaka." There was a gasp echoed throughout the room that came from most of the gennin. "HEY! That is not fair! She hasn't done the exams!" Naruto glared at the young man who's name is unimportant and growled. His whisker like marks on his cheeks became more defined and his teeth grew into fangs. His nails grew out into claws and a red chakra enveloped his body. He looked terrifying.

"You, know nothing of this girl! She came to me long before the time she needed to know me and began training! She came to me, pleading for me to train her so that she wouldn't be a failure, a weakling! And just what the hell did you do? You spent your time doing your weakling things and did nothing! She deserves to be chuunin and she is more than up for the standards. In another village, she is at Jounin level, but in my ranks she is Chuunin. So shut your mouth before I kill you!" Naruto growled out in his demonic voice. The guy became silent, then after a few minutes he fell over, unconscious as Naruto let out his demonic killer intent and was surprised that the other gennin didn't fall unconscious or haven't started to try to do suicide.

Naruto turned back to normal and smiled at Hinata as he made his way over to the table. He picked up all the headbands on the table and threw them at the rest of the Gennin. "You all are worthy of these headbands because only Jounin are able to withstand my demonic killer intent." Minato smirked and stood up, both Uchiha flanking his sides and Kyuubi before them.

"Well then Naruto. That was good, now if I may ... Jiraya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru! Get in here!" A side door opened and in came the sannin. Tsunade smiled at Naruto and hugged him. Jiraya ogled at him and whipped out his notebook to start writing, all the while he had a huge nosebleed gushing all over his face. Orochimaru smacked Jiraya and smiled at Naruto.

"Toad-Sannin, Snake-Sannin, and Slug-Sannin. Please inspect our new gennin and tell us if we chose right." Minato called out. The three sannin smirked and looked over at the gennin and Orochimaru's smirk busted out into a great grin. "Well, well, well if it isn't all the ninja I brought from Sunagakure! And the gennin I hoped would make it, actually made it. Well I am satisfied with this group of kids, you Tsunade? Jiraya?" Both Tsunade and Jiraya nodded and smiled at Minato. "Well son, you've done great in letting Naruto-chan do the picking." Jiraya chuckled and slapped Naruto's ass discretely as Naruto glared death at him and his red chakra began to seep out.

"Naruto, if you kill my father, I will kill your Sasuke!" Minato ordered. Sasuke stiffened and his eyes grew wide. 'HIS SASUKE? Does this mean the dobe wants me too? ... OHHH GOOODY!' Sasuke started to mentally prance around and throwing sparkles from a basket he pulled from out of thin air, looking like a girl. '... I swear I need to stop hanging out with Tobi.' Sasuke mentally scolded as Naruto turned his glare at Minato.

'Boss … that was disturbing and I'd thank you very much to not do that around me. I'm a man now! … but you're not. You have yet to fuck, so I'd like it very much if you wouldn't do childish things around me.' Sasuke rolled his eyes and mentally smacked Sasu, making him fall off his shoulder and clutch his shirt for life.

"You wouldn't dare! I demonic Naruto, have chosen my mate, and if you kill him, I will kill yours!" Demonic Naruto growled, but was soon knocked down as Naruto started to blink furiously, and the red chakra went away and his eyes turned to blue. "Ehehehe, sorry 'bout that! Ya see ... I er ... I'm in heat" Naruto looked down as everything clicked to Minato. "WHAT? You're in HEAT? Then that means ... damn! I was hoping no more Uchihas would worm into our family! It seems like that family is destined to be with ours!" Kyuubi and Naruto rolled their eyes.

"Ohh Naruto, you've grown up so much. Look at you! The last time I saw you you were a little 8 year old who had just gotten the Jounin-Lieutenent title. And now you are Jiraya's apprentice. Naruto beamed up at Orochimaru and glomped him. "Uncle Oro! I've missed you so much! And you've missed so much! You've missed the time I took out a 20 man group of assassins sent to kill dad back when I was 10!"

"What? He did what when he was 10?" Whisper-yelled Neji as Naruto beamed up at Orochimaru. Orochimaru chuckled and ruffled Naruto's soft and addicting silky hair. Naruto looked over to Kyuubi and leaned closer to him.

"We need to get dad to stop hanging around the Hyuugas, they're getting their destiny mumbo jumbo into his head." Kyuubi nodded in agreement and turned over to Itachi who was looking like a hurt puppy ever since their fight at the restaurant and their failed make-up sex that morning. "And I saw Dad talking to Neji while we walked back to the hotel yesterday night for the club outing that Kakashi promised us all."

'FUCK! I must resist the ... Itachi charm! I must resist the irresistible! Must ... resist ... Itachi's puppy dog eyes ... Must resist Itachi who looks ... fucking hot! FUUUUCK! I must ... re-re-re ... resist ... FUCK IT! He is IRESSISTABLE!' Kyuubi jumped on Itachi and they both tumbled down, Itachi already having his tongue in Kyuubi's mouth and working to get the clothes off of him.

"Erm ... Kyuu! I know Itachi can be irresistible, but you mustn't have sex in front of us!" Kyuubi and Itachi both groaned in irritation, wishing to be able to have their hot and incredible make up sex in that very spot. "GRRR! Naruto if you didn't have a point your head would be stuffed down Sasuke's pants and I'd be riding Itachi by now!" Itachi groaned at the mental picture and cursed all the gennin for interrupting them. Orochimaru chuckled, "Yeah he's right Naruto, you would have your head deep in Sasuke's pants and Jiraya would be passed out on the floor with Kyuubi riding Itachi." Kyuubi and Itachi palled and scrambled to get up and not puke.

"God Uncle Oro! We don't need Old Man Jiraya in our heads!" Orochimaru smirked and chuckled as the picked themselves up.

Sasuke's eyes grew even wider than they were and Naruto turned to him with a blush and a lustful look. Sasuke felt his face heat up and looked to the floor. He heard Naruto chuckle and looked up to see his eyes were a purplish hue, like a mix between red and blue. 'Could it be that the dobe is torn between hating me and liking me? But the lust is still there, I can feel it when my back is turned to him, the feel of his eyes roaming my body. I know he wants me, but he is torn, but I LOVE him. Not only do I want his body, I want his heart, I want to bring a smile to him every day and be the first thing he sees in the mornings and the last thing he sees at night. I want his love, and I'm going to get it, because I care for him and want everything for him.'

'Boss! You're learning boss! Be a man and show your true feelings!' Sasuke's heart expanded and he felt good. Sasuke looked to the side as Naruto's eyes bored into his soul.

The blonde could feel the love radiating off of Sasuke and felt a twinge of curiosity and something like ... jealousy? 'Love? Who the hell does the teme love? I will kill them because I loved him first! Wait ... WHAT? I ... I love him? Y-yeah I do love the teme! I care for him and want only the best for him, and the best is me!'

'Yes daddy! I told you you loved him! Now act on those feelings and get yourself laid because I already have!' Naruto felt his heart release a big load and felt better, better than he felt in years. Better as in like when his mother was still alive and with him, and he liked the feeling.

Kyuubi smirked as he felt the connection both Sasuke and Naruto found. 'They are in love. Well that's good.' He chuckled as Kiba snapped his fingers in front of Naruto's face, startling and making him fall on his ass. "Kiba? Is that you? Why I haven't seen you either. Not ever since Naruto beat you up to a pulp and you cried like a baby." Orochimaru smirked as Naruto laughed and Kiba pounced on him.

"Alright you all, enough of your antics! We have a mission for you." Kiba and Naruto both stood and bowed to Minato in a flash that not even Mintao saw them move. "Hahaha ... well Jiraya and his resources have found out that Madara is planning to make a move at the Broadway hall in one week. Naruto, Kyuubi, and Shukaku will infiltrate the place and act as if you work there. Hinata, Ino and Deidara will accompany you. The rest and the gennin will be scattered about as guests of the event. I have no idea what this event is about, but you will infiltrate the place and pose as workers."

"Ok father, me, Naruto and .. wait WHAT? SHUKAKU?" Minato looked taken aback, but nodded none the less and Kyuubi squealed in delight. "SHUUU!"

From the back of the room there came a squeal of "KYUUU!" and then some of the gennin fell as a ball of honey blonde came tumbling over, charging at Kyuubi and Naruto.

'Shu-chaaaaan!' Squealed both Kyuu-chan and Naru-chan.

'Naru-chan! Kyuu-chan! I haven't seen you all in years!' yelled Shu-chan as Shukaku ran over to them.

Kyuubi hopped around holding Naruto to him and waited for the impact the honey blonde man would give. "Kyuubi! Naruto! God I haven't seen both of you ever since ... mom. But still! Look at you Naruto! Walking around looking like sex on legs and giving nosebleeds to all these gennin!" Naruto blushed and hid his face in Kyuubi's hair. "Shut the fuck up! ... Where is Panda-chan?" Naruto roared as he remembered his Panda-chan.

"I'm right here, Naruto. And stop calling me Panda-chan! How many times must I tell you that my name is Gaara, not Panda-chan!"

'Shut it up dad! You know you like that name!' Yelled Gaa as he stood atop of Gaara's shoulder. Gaara glared off to the side, a small hint of pink could be visible through all the hair that covered his face. "Alright, alright! Gaara, there happy?" Gaara glared at Naruto and crossed his arms.

Naruto rolled his eyes and jumped onto Gaara. "Now that's the Naruto that I know and love ... so have you reconsidered being my uke along with Shukaku?" Sasuke glared daggers at Gaara and Naruto's eyes flashed red. "No Gaara! For the last time, I will not be your pet! If you must know ... I have chosen my mate and normal Naruto agrees with my choice!" Gaara palled and tensed as Demonic Naruto disappeared.

"Gaaraaaa! You pervert! First you make me dress as a maid, then have me walk around in nothing but my boxers and a bow tied to my neck, then you dress me up as a raccoon for your viewing pleasure! Now you want my little brother as your pet? PERVERT! Your sleeping on the couch tonight!" Gaara grumbled and started to pout. Shukakau stared at Gaara for one minute, then he was all over him. "Ohh how can I ever stay mad at you, when your the best thing to ever happen to me. You may be a pervert, but you're my pervert ... just promise me you won't hang out with my grandfather anymore." Gaara nodded and blushed.

"Ok then ... Kyuubi, tell me about this pervert that is your mate." Itachi stiffened as Shukaku stared at him."Ohh you mean my Itachi? He is not a pervert ... he is a Super pervert! Almost on Grandfathers level I might add." Itachi fell anime style as the Uchihas laughed in agreement. "But I love him for it ... even if my ass gets most of the "love" he gives my body." Shukaku patted Kyuubi in sympathy. "Yeah I know what you mean. Gaara is almost on Grandfather's level in the perverted department too. But I love him" Shukaku laughed and watched as Fugaku sighed and looked at Minato longingly.

"Oi, dad! Who is that?" Shukaku pointed at Fugaku who was stunned. "That's Fugaku Uchiha, he is my love, but right now I am ignoring him." Minato looked pointedly at Fugaku as Fugaku gave him the most longingly sorry look he has ever attempted. 'Must ... ignore the irresistible! Must ... not want ... to fuck him ... Must resist ... Must get my ass over there and ride that fucking big cock right now!' Minato jumped Fugaku and tumbled to the ground. They were both a tangle of limbs as they both fought to take their clothes off.

"Damn Son! You caved much faster than Kyuubi and Shukaku!" Jiraya yelled as he cleaned up his nosebleed and wrote things down in his notebook. "Shut up father! If you had any idea how much pleasure he gives ... then you would have jumped him too!" Jiraya laughed at his son's antics and wrote even more furiously.

"Um, excuse me, but I have a good question." Everyone turned to the gennin group who huddled them, some of the gennin writing things down while others just stared and restrained themselves from nose bleeding, and stared at Neji. "Yeah Neji, what is it?" Orochimaru asked, feeling the awkward silence threatening to kill.

"Uhh, well I just wanted to know ... How is it that such prestigious families as yourselves are acting as such, letting others see your preferences and jumping one another? What would your wives think?" Neji asked, truly curious. Sasuke walked over to his father and helped him up.

"Well Neji, I think I know the answer to your second question." Sasuke turned to Neji as he spoke. "My mother, Mikoto Uchiha, and Naruto's mother, Kushina Namikaze-Uzumaki, were best friends, but not only that. They were lovers. Our fathers and mothers were forced to have children by the Ninja's council because we are of very noble clans, so they made a pact with each other that our mothers bare children, and they all live happily ever after with their corresponding lovers. But alas, Kushina and my mother both died sacrificing themselves for us. Am I right Father?" Sasuke smirked as both Minato and Fugaku stared stunned at Sasuke.

"Yeah he's right, and I know the answer to your first question." Naruto spoke up, staring intently out the window. "My mother, wanted us to drop the charade and love each other out in the open. She wanted her children and Mikoto's children to grow up knowing that it was ok to love whoever it is that they loved. So my father and Fugaku honored hers and Mikoto's wishes." Naruto turned back to the group and once again Minato and Fugaku stared stunned at them both.

"H-How did you know?" Minato asked, still stunned. "Because ... we're ninja, we can hear you, and ... its pretty easy to know the answer to those questions, considering that I have my mothers determination and intuition." Minato rolled his eyes and Jiraya awed. "Look at our little Naruto! All grown up! ... Sasuke! Make sure to tape all the sex you guys will have, so I can write it down!" Tsunade growled and punched Jiraya.

"I swear Jiraya! Stop contaminating them! You already infested Kakashi and Itachi, then I find out that you got to Gaara and Tobi!" Tobi blushed and Zetsu blushed even more.

"Not only them Grandma! He's gotten to Fugaku AND Sasuke! I swear those times on the plane, he was such a pervert!' Naruto pouted as Fugaku and Sasuke blushed and looked away, stubbornly trying not to show the obvious blush on their faces.

"Ok back to the briefing! One week, be ready Naruto! Your team shall be as follows ... Kyuubi, Shukaku, Hinata, Ino, and Deidara. Your alibi is that the agency sent you, and that will be all. They called an agency and requested "Merchandise" That will be you. Itachi, the rest of your normal team, and the new gennin shall be out in the audience. Your mission is to find out what and where Madara is planning his next hit, and make sure to get out of there safely.

They nodded and turned to Naruto as he was the one to determine where everyone shall be. "Ok make up groups of six. Four of those groups will group up near four of the exists, the two others will be back up in case a fight is insured. Lee, take over the briefing with the gennin and others. Itachi, Sasuke, Sasori, Shikamaru, Gaara, and Kiba you all will be a group and will be stationed directly in front where you can see us." They all nodded and dispersed to talk over the plans and Naruto sighed.

'This is going to be a long mission, and I have a feeling its not going to be pretty.'

'No daddy, its not going to be pretty. Seeing as you grouped all the semes TOGETHER!' Naruto chuckled and watched as Lee grouped everyone up.

'Yeah but … this is the largest group to ever go on a mission in the history of missions!' Naru-chan sighed and looked out the window.

'Yeah, I know daddy. But its for our own good. Lets just see how much the gennin teams know tomorrow at training. Because I have a feeling that they don't know a single thing.' Naruto sighed again as the seme team, as he named them because they were his team's semes, conversed and sent a protective and possessive aura over the room.

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Me: Yay … yeah, I didn't update last night because I had to take my little sister to the hospital, but I did right nows.

Naruto: Well, well, well. If it isn't the writer.

Me: What?

Sasuke: No … smex … with Naruto … make … the Sasu-nator … angry!

Me: O .O … um … ok?

Naruto: He molests me in my sleep! Dx

Me: O .O and I'm at fault of this why?

Naruto: Because you let little Sasu and Naru-chan have smex, but not him! Doo something! My poor little ass hurts all the time!

Me: Well … if you're having sex with Naruto right now, why do you need me to write a smexy scene?

Sasuke: She is right! Come Naruto … we will make sexy little Uchiha-Uzumaki man babies!

Naruto: NOOO! -gets dragged off to a room-

Me: well then … see you all next time :D

Yours truly, Bad Writer xD …. why do I even put that there xD