Glee, Chapter 2

"What!" I hissed across the table to where Kurt and Mercedes were sitting.

Kurt raised an eyebrow, completely calm, "Its simple. You have the most alluring body of us "Gleeks" and we need someone who can get into Puck's head. So, the answer was easy. You will do it."

Mercedes nodded "Yeah Diva, you can totally pull this off. With a bit of a style change and some tips from moi." She smiled "You'll pull it off in... lets say a month."

I peeked over at the obnoxious guy across the cafeteria, currently with his arm around Santanna. I shuddered and shook my head "I don't think so... But i'll try." I said with a sigh. "Start tomorow?" I asked.

Mercedes nodded along with Kurt "We'll be at your house at precisely six, be ready." Kurt said standing up "See you than." He said before he walked off.

Mercedes turned to me with a smile "Alright, heres the deal. Puck is obviously the one who leads that band of neandrethals and we need to end this torture for all of the less than popular students." She said indignantly before looking over at Puck and rolling her eyes "We all know deosn't think with the right head so thats how we'll be getting to him. If you understand?"

I could tell that my eyes were wide in shock of what i was being told, me, Rachel Berry, had to seduce him, Noah Puckerman, sexiest man in the school. All without becoming actually interested in him for my own good. I took a deep breathe "Yes. I completely understand what your saying."

Mercedes smiled and placed a calming hand on my arm "Calm down, it will be fine. How bad can getting close to him be?" She said with a smirk. "And Kurt and i will be here for you the whole time." She said with a smile.

I nodded slightly and smiled, looking over at Puck. "Look out Mr. Puckerman. Here i come." I said happily.

The next morning i heard my alarm clock go off playing "Popular" from the musical Wicked. I pressed snooze and got up, stretching as i padded down the stairs to grab some breakfast before Kurt and Mercedes got there.

I was half way through eating my special K cereal when i heard a quiet knock at the door. I shoveled in the last bites and ran towards the door. I opened it and let the two bizzarely happy Diva's into my house. I put a finger to my mouth to signol for them to be quiet and pointed up stairs to where my sleeping fathers were. They nodded and we all moved silently into the kitchen.

Kurt smiled at Mercedes once before going into full makeover mode. "Can we dye your hair?" He asked, pulling at some of her hair.

I thought about and figured, what the hell. "Sure!" I answered with a smile.

Mercedes was looking through a big leather black bag "How do you feel about leather?" She asked.

I shrugged "Whatever." I answered. If i was doing this, i was going to do it right.

So they pulled, plucked, dyed, teased, curled, straightened and within an hour i was done. They each took a deep breathe and stood back, looking at my face. I turned to look in the mirror but they grabbed me and pulled me towards my storage cupboard. Mercedes handed me a pile of clothing and told me to go get changed.

I pulled the clothing on and came out. They gasped and smiled, congratulating eachother for the sheer greatness. I took that time to go to the full length mirror in my hallway to look myself over.

The first thing i noticed was my hair. It had been dyed a dark, almost black colour and had been curled slightly so it fell perfectly at my shoulders. My eyes were smokey gray and smoldering. My lips were a deep red. I looked down to my clothing and was shocked. They had me in a revealing black mini skirt that was so short it was almost showing off my little red undies. I was wearing a low cut violet tank top with the tops of my black lace bra almost popping out the top. Than i had towering black stilettos and a black leather jacket that cut a few inches below my breast.

I went back out to Mercedes and Kurt and mouthed WOW. They both bowed. I told them that we had to get going or we weren't going to have time for my grande entrance. We left with 20 minutes til the bell wrang and pulled into the now bustling parking lot with 10 minutes left. I pulled on my long black over coat and we went to thee door. Kurt went inside and waved to us that Puck and the rest of the football team were in there usual spot, watching girl at the very end of the hallway. And with that, Mercedes pulled off my over coat and i opened the door.