Author's Notes: Enjoy Fox-Pilot's request today, as Lucario (and Sonic) embarks on an epic journey to find the Hanukah chocolate coins, but discovering something more sinister 0_0 Hopefully, not another Disturbia, like with poor Fox.

I wonder if Fox-Pilot ever had his own Disturbia? If he did, I think it might have been my fault XD

Enjoy!

Ask anyone in the Mansion something about chocolate, and they, except for one being, would sigh, look around shiftily, and then they would tell you about a certain Smasher, whose love and hunger for chocolate was borderline possessive hysteria. This Smasher would literally fight himself or anyone else to the death over a single chocolate. He would physically abuse angels, beat up little kids with a door and even snap someone's spine simply to get the chocolate, wherever it was.

The Smasher? Lucario, the Aura Pokemon, a Steel/Fighting type creature of impressive stamina and strength, with powerful attacks due to his control of the Aura, brilliant senses of emotions due to his energy and an intelligent, tactical mind, not to mention great speed, potent defensive manoeuvres and the fact that he got stronger as he got weaker led to a powerful high-risk, high-return strategy.

Today, Lucario was on a mission of grave importance. Aiding him was another blue creature, a wily and carefree anthropomorphic hedgehog named Sonic... the Hedgehog. Sonic, as his name suggested, could run at super-sonic speed, and his agility and quickness was unmatched, even by the agile Pikachu or Captain Falcon. And he was helping his fellow Smasher today.

"Why do I have to do this crap? I have my own life, you know." The hedgehog grumbled, as he poked around the frozen bushes in the lush, snowbound garden, being sure to keep his blue scarf and hat out of the way of any cold branches that might snag them.

Lucario growled in frustration as his search of a nearby tree yielded nothing and he snapped at the speedster: "Listen, Sonic, those Hanukah chocolates were a gift from my greatest friend: Meta Knight. And if I don't find them, I may explode out of anger! So, you WILL help me, or, Arceus damn it all, I'll tell Wolf and Fox who REALLY let the dogs out."

The hedgehog paled, before recovering his cool bravado and wittily retorting: "You are such a preacher, Lucario. Go back to church and pray for bread and a fish. Besides, those chocolates were only the leftovers from MK's party last week."

"That rude remark against religion will cost you dearly, Sonic." Lucario snarled at the hedgehog, leaping down from the tree to glare at the spiky runner and ignoring the leftovers part. "However, I have no time to punish you. We must find my chocolates, so I may indulge myself in the glorious taste!"

"And why exactly should I help you?" Sonic asked grumpily, glaring right back at the Pokemon. "Even if we find your chocolates, I won't get anything out of it. You wouldn't share your chocolates with a starving child, let alone me. Now, leave me out of whatever mess you'll most likely get us into, so I can go inside. There's this sexy Kamitsure x Fuuro Fanfic I want to read, and I really wanna read the part where they have se-"

"Shut up, Sonic. You can indulge in Yuri later, but right now, my chocolates must be found!" Lucario growled. "I promise, if you help me find them, I'll reward you."

This perked Sonic's interest now, and the hedgehog cautiously asked: "What kind of reward?"

"I happen to know a secret recipe for an ancient species of Chilli Dog, and if you help me, I'll whip up a whole batch for you! These ancient Chilli Dogs have the power to burn rubber, literally, and they will satisfy every pore of your body with tasty hot nutrition!" Lucario replied, throwing his arms up to emphasize the epic taste of this ancient recipes of the hedgehog's favourite food.

Sonic thought about it for a second, before sighing and replying: "Deal. I'll help you now."

"Good. Now, we've searched the garden. You search the Mansion, I'll check the forest. We'll meet up here in an hour, and report any findings. Got it?"

Sonic nodded, and with that, Lucario grinned and sped off, heading towards the icy forest nearby to search for his precious chocolates, which had disappeared from the Pokemon's room around half an hour ago. The hedgehog sighed, before speeding off into the Mansion to search, thinking one sentence:

That guy really needs some kind of therapy...

The Forest

Leaping agilely from bleak, frozen tree to bleak, frozen tree, like a ninja, Lucario sprang through the forest, faster then then a whizzing arrow, searching the icy cold forest for his precious chocolates. He loved those chocolates coins, how, upon unwrapping, a person was presented by a delicious meal of brown or white deliciousness, how they melted on your tongue like a soothing hot tub of taste. Truly a beautiful sensation, and Lucario wanted his glorious chocolates back...

Where had they gone, he wondered. They had been in his room, waiting for him to devour them, when they had vanished! Oh, he had been so pissed when he found his chocolates gone; He'd beaten up a singing Bowser and Wario, and then he'd had to journey to the Distortion Realm to try and rescue Giratina (He failed)

But now, he had to find his missing chocolates. They had been a gift from Meta Knight for him to consume, and damn if he didn't find them. If he couldn't find them, he'd go insane...

But, luck, and a need to get the chapter done soon, was on his side, and Lucario suddenly caught the faintest whiff of metallic wrapping, and the tiniest trace scent of... of...

CHOCOLATE!

Lucario jerked to a stop on on a tree branch as he took in the distinctive scents of his chocolate coins! He'd found them! Well, not yet at least, but now, he could track them down!

Growling in triumph, Lucario raised his head and howled into the grey sky, and, as predicted, something reacted to his long cry, and a blur of blue stopped by under him in a flurry of upset snow, revealing itself to be Sonic the Hedgehog, as Lucario leapt down from the tree, triumph in his voice as he quickly addressed the spiky fellow: "Sonic! I have the greatest news! I have picked up the scent of my delicious chocolates!"

"That's wonderful, Lucario." Sonic grumbled blandly. "Can we go find them now, so I can get back to that fic I was talking about earlier? It's just about to get steamy-"

"Shut up and follow me!" The Pokemon snapped, annoyed his comrade constantly getting distracted, taking a sniff of the cold air to pick up the scent of metal and CHOCOLATE. Finding it easily in the icy wind, he beckoned the grumbling hedgehog to follow him as he took off into the depths of the woods, where the light could not penetrate the bleak trees, snow whipping up around them as they ran forward in pursuit of the luscious scent of Lucario's missing Hanukah chocolate.

Their endeavour took them deeper in the woods, where they reached the foot of a small mountain, close to the mountain range, with a dark cave nestled nearby. Sensing the chocolate smell within the rocky confines of that ominous cave, Lucario moved forward, Sonic following cautiously behind him, muttering something about hating caves. Lucario rolled his eyes at the hedgehog, before motioning for the blue fellow to hold onto his tail while the Pokemon used his Aura to guide him through the pitch-black of the cave. Keeping close together, the duo journeyed into the ominous cave. Lucario's sensors were erect as he picked up the scenery around him through his use of the Aura, and sniffing out the growing-stronger scent of his missing chocolates.

At last, he would find his delicious chocolates...

But wait! There was light, torchlight, flickering and burning softly. Able to use their eyes now, the duo split and jogged down the rocky path to the light, eager to finish their quest, albeit for different reasons. However, they were in for a shock when they reached the final chamber of the cave, torches flickering all along the walls to create an eerie atmosphere of red light.

Within this cave was a pile of coins- The chocolate that Lucario as after. However, it was on a large metal platform hanging next to a nasty looking machine, whirring with lights and power, shining a bright silver in the light and clearly designed for some cruel and ominous purpose.

"The chocolate!" Sonic cried, pointing to the bag, and getting ready to whizz over and retrieve them-

WHAM!

Lucario was understandably shocked when a mallet swung out of nowhere and smashed Sonic's unlucky head right into the floor with a sickening crunch, before the weapon swung round and smacked Lucario into the sky, the Pokemon hitting the nearby wall hard. Sonic was quick to get back up, and he swing his fist at the attacker, but they merely rolled around him and kicked him to the floor.

Lucario had gotten back up, and gasped when he saw their attacker:

"Kirby!" Lucario snarled, as anger and frustration filled him: "You and your DAMNED evil plots!"

The puffball sneered at Lucario, brandishing his mallet and flipping the Fighting/Steel type his middle finger (If he had any) whom snarled in anger and flung himself into the air, spinning through the air and building up Aura power, before swinging his fists for Kirby. The puffball leapt out of the way as Lucario smashed the floor in a massive blast of Aura, snarling at the puffball, whom was suddenly bopped on the head by a spinning blue ball, which unfolded into Sonic, whom delivered a swift kicked to Kirby, knocking him back, as Lucario blasted the puffball with an Aura Sphere.

Kirby hit the ground hard, but got back as Sonic charged at him, swinging his legs up in an uppercut that hit the hedgehog into the air. That done, Kirby Inhaled a lunging Lucario, and spat the unlucky Pokemon out as a star projectile, which hit the falling Sonic, and both Smasher's exploded in a dazzle of sparks, the two hitting the floor hard, but getting back up to fight. They outnumbered that idiot puffball, two against one, and they were going to kick his ass for yet another stupid plot of his.

"So, Kirby, what stupid plot have you come up with this time?" Sonic snarled, as he and Lucario braced for the fight, as Kirby leapt on top of his machine, grinning evilly at the duo, before the marshmallow look-a-like said, in Poyo language:

"Why, it's simple really. I'm going to use the chocolates that I stole from Lucario to create a super chocolate for my love, Jigglypuff, for Christmas!"

When he didn't go on, Sonic coked an eyebrow and said: "That is the lamest evil pan ever. Good for Jigglypuff, and it's nice and all, but lame. You know, if you were half the idiot villain Doctor Eggman is-"

"I'm TEN TIMES the idiot villain Doctor Eggman is!" Kirby protested angrily, somehow ignoring the oh-so-obvious idiocy he just committed. "Once my present for Jigglypuff is complete, this machine will turn into an evil satellite with lasers, tentacles and a Fanfic account, and it will take over the World, and I will rule all! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Yeah, I don't care." Lucario snarled angrily, epic power radiating from him as he brought his hands together to charge his epic power. "NO-ONE MESSES WITH MY CHOCOLATE! TASTE MY AURA, F***ER!"

And, with Sonic staring in shock, Lucario unleashed a monstrous Aura Storm, the blue beam ripping through the evil machine in a titanic explosion that sent the chocolate flying harmlessly into Sonic's arms, and an unconscious, thoroughly charred Kirby hit the ground in front of them, muttering: "Oh, what a world, what a world...". Flames and bits of metal was all that was left of the machine after Lucario's attack, and that was that.

Simples.

Sonic gazed in awe at the carnage, ignoring Lucario grabbing the chocolate off him, the Pokemon petting and hugging his retrieved treasure tenderly, like a mother to her child, and the hedgehog regained himself to say: "Wow. Didn't see that coming. I thought we were going to have an epic, well-described and awesome battle with Kirby."

"Yeah, well, who cares. I have my chocolate at last!" Lucario cheered, hugging his precious candy tightly. "Now, go away. Me and my Hanukah chocolate need some alone time..."

Sonic picked up the unconscious Kirby, a torch to light his way, and he shook his head: "You really need therapy..." Before speeding off, leaving Lucario alone in the cave with his chocolate.

Some things were better left unseen.

But at least Lucario got the chocolate.

Author's Notes: Lucario pwns all. Never mess with him. Unless you're a Fire, Ground or Fighting type :) He's an odd one nonetheless 0_0

Hope you lot liked it. If not, well, guess what? Kamitsure is hiding in your wardrobes, and she'll kill you. Simply by strangling you with your own appendix! So, unless you have Fuuro to distract her with, you'd better like this chapter. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Seriously though, I hope you guys liked it. Merry Christ-Smash! :D