A/N: Ok chapter 2. So I told Whurmy that I would update my story when Tame Me is updated but I can't any other time this week because I'm going to try and sleep for three days straight so I had to update today. I just wanted to say that before I get into this that I LOVE all the positive reviews. Thank you so much. People whose story I adore are sending me reviews telling me how much they like my story so that's pretty unreal. Like AliasSpyCrazywho made "Touchdown There," which I love. Whurmy whose new story "Tame Me" is crazy good. Lita rocks LbC, who has made countless great stories like Teach Me, Lie about Us, and You Make Me Wanna. TheBoredOne85, I love Dirty dancing and-little clip- is just an astounding writer. Music and Reading Lover, spenceandash4ever, 20kels, infamous42091, Emma James, , thank you SO SO SO SO much, andJaymes Maxwell thank you for teaching me the difference between you're and your. You read some people's story and every chapter there just like oh thank you for all the reviews and I'm always like well what do you expect your story is fucking awesome but when it's your story it is pretty AMAZING. So thank you.
Call Me Irresponsible
Chapter 2
Sex and Candy
"Hi I'm here to see Sam Truscott," Lilly gasped after sprinting into the hospital.
"Yeah one second Miss I have a phone call to make," the receptionist stated as she popped her gum.
"Well I need to see my son," Lilly stated as nicely as she could starting to get angry.
"Um excuse me Miss you're being very rude right now. I'm on the phone if you could just wait a minute."
"OK let me out this as nicely as I can," Lilly smiled. "Listen here BITCH. My son, did you hear me MY SON that I carried inside of me for nine months was just hit by a car-"
"Excuse me miss-,"
"NO I didn't give you permission to fucking talk. Now you listen to me you dumb skank. I don't know where my son is, and if I know my wife who is the mother of my children which I'm pretty sure I do seeing as I've known her for nineteen years I know she's scared shitless right now wondering where the fuck I am. Do you have children?"
"Uhh well no."
"Hah shocker there, I'm sure men are crawling to be with an ugly slut like you. Now I'm only going to say this once. If I'm not comforting my wife and my son by the time I count too five I will jump over this desk and beat you so badly that none of the doctors in this hospital will be able to help you. Every time you go to sleep, every time you close your eyes you will see my fucking face haunting your every move."
"Lil," a soft voice in the distance from behind her said. "Come on I was waiting for you," Miley grinned through her tear stained cheeks.
"You're so damn lucky she just saved your ass," Lilly growled grabbing Miley's hand walking away leaving a stunned receptionist behind.
"How you doing Miles," Lilly asked bringing her hand up and giving it a soft kiss.
"A lot better now that you're here," Miley answered. "Here his rooms right around the corner. Luckily the car nearly grazed him so they say it's probably just a broken leg, but he's sleeping right now," Miley smiled leading Lilly into the room.
"MOM," Jared screamed leaping from his seat wrapping Lilly in a tight hug.
"Hey Jare Bear," Lilly comforted. "Here," Lilly said tossing her car keys to Miley. "Can you go to my car? There are a couple of bags Jelly Beans in the backseat I picked up earlier. I know those are Jared's favorite comfort food snack."
"Yeah," Miley smiled. "I'd be happy too," Miley said leaving.
"Hey I see your not holding up to well," Lilly said rubbing her son's back.
"No mom I'm not. Oh God it was terrible the car just hit him and there was blood and mom was screaming and Sam wasn't moving," Jared rambeled.
"Hey hey shh shh. Don't talk. Here just sit down on the sofa and calm down. The doctors say he's fine," Lilly said trying to detach him from her body. Finally deciding that he wasn't letting go she moved with him and continued to hold him as she looked at her other son's lifeless looking body. "I see you get your ability in a crisis from your mom," Lilly smiled. After a few moments of peaceful silence Lilly spoke once again.
"I need you to do me a favor Jare," Lilly asked.
"Yeah what do you need mom?"
"Well your moms really freaked out, and I know you're scared for your big brother but we have to make a pact now to be strong for your mom even if your brother is going to be fine. She loves you kids more than anything in the world."
"I now," Jared sniffled. "Hey Mom," he asked after a minute of silence.
"Yeah baby," Lilly answered softly stroking his hair.
"Can you, can you sing to me?"
"Me. Your momma has always been a better singer than me," Lilly laughed.
"Well I've always liked your voice a little bit better."
"Hah. We should get your cranium checked while were here," Lilly laughed softly knocking on his head. "But if you insistence," she smiled.
"There's a place I like to go
Where I can hear the cotton grow
When that train whistle blows
A dozen miles down the road
All I really have to do is just be still
There's the place I love to be
Momma daddy my sister & me
First time I ever saw the beach back to 1983
All I really have to do is just be still
When this world gets crazy
And tries to break me
And I had all I can stand
I can close my eyes no matter where I am
And just be still
There's a place that I can see
Where my babies next to me
Close enough to feel the heat
All wound up beneath the sheets
All I have to do is just be still
When this world gets crazy
And tries to break me
And I had all I can stand
I can close my eyes
No matter where I am
And just be still
There's a place I need to go
Where the stain glass windows flow
Every part of me is known
Thank god I can go there
Thank god I can go there still
Thank god I can go there still," Lilly finished softly as she looked down to notice that Jared was fast asleep.
"I guess you won't be needing these," Miley smiled from the doorway holding up the bag.
"Ohh pass me the jelly beans I'm starved," Lilly smiled.
"When are you not," Miley asked tossing the bag to Lilly.
"Well maybe if you didn't cook so well when we were married then I wouldn't have to eat every second of the day," Lilly laughed.
"Yeah speaking of that," Miley itched nervously.
"What is it Miles," Lilly asked popping a jelly bean into her mouth as she gently laid Jared's head on a nearby pillow, and tossed a blanket over his slightly shivering body.
"Well you know earlier when you came in, and you were screaming at that nurse?"
"Yeah sorry about that I know how much you hate it when I swear…well except when we were making love of course," Lilly smiled as Miley slightly blushed. "I love it when you blush. I always feel a sense of accomplishment when I get you to blush."
"Really?"
"Yep. I know I messed up a lot. So, I always thought if I could get you to feel any other emotion then anger that I must have been doing something right," Lilly admitted reluctantly.
"I was such a terrible wife," Miley shamefully stated starting to cry.
"Hey stop. You were an awesome wife. You were a great cook, a remarkable mother hell you still are, and you know what the best part was?"
"What," Miley sniffled.
"I had sex anytime I wanted, and you had this amazing moan that every time I heard it I wanted to jump on you," Lilly smiled getting a chuckle from Miley as her tears started to subside. "Now what were you going to tell me before you started shamefully doubting yourself."
"Oh yeah. When you were yelling at that awful nurse, I heard everything you said."
"Yean…and," Lilly asked confused.
"Well you referred to me as your wife, twice."
"Oh I'm sorry I hope I didn't make you feel uncomfortable. I guess…I guess I'm so used to being with you t-that I don't know how…I don't k-know how to let you go," Lilly stuttered bashfully.
"What happened to us Lil," Miley asked. "I remember us waking up one morning so much in love, and the next morning I woke up alone wanting to hate you, but I never could."
"To tell you the God's honest truth Miles. I have no idea," Lilly stated as she bust out into hysterics.
"Lil. Lilly this isn't funny,' Miley smiled as she started to laugh as well.
Soon they were both hunched over in hysterics from laughing so hard, as tears of joy ran down their faces.
"Oh I don't think we've laughed so hard together in a long time," Lilly laughed as she wiped the tears from her eyes.
"Oh gosh," Miley yawned as she slightly chuckled.
"Here," Lilly smiled getting another blanket. "Lay down," Lilly said as Miley stretched out on the sofa, and she tucked her in.
"Get some rest beautiful I'll see you in the morning," Lilly said as she kissed her on the forehead lingering for a few seconds.
"Where you going silly," Miley asked as she poked her head from under the covers. "I have more than enough room for another person, and you know I can't sleep without my favorite stuffed animal."
"And which animal would that be," Lilly smiled.
"My Lilly-Bear," Miley giggled.
"You sure Miles?"
"Tonight I just need you to hold me babe," Miley blushed. "Pleaseeeeeeee," Miley asked pouting.
"You had me at babe, sweetheart," Lilly smiled as she shuffled over to Miley and re-arranged herself so that she was cuddling with Miley from the back.
"You comfortable," Lilly asked as she repeatedly lightly kissed Miley on the neck.
"I always am when I'm with you," Miley shivered.
"Good," Lilly said as Miley turned around to face her. "That's really good," Lilly smiled as she slightly brushed a few strands of hair away from Miley's face. Lilly slowly leaned in giving Miley more than enough time to back away. Miley showing no hesitation met Lilly half way as they shared a slow passionate kiss. Lilly moaned as she slowly slid her fingers inside Miley's shirt as a force of habit.
"Wait are you sur-," Lilly was cut off by Miley tangling her hands in her hair and pulling her down into a more feverish, and needy kiss.
"Mmm Lilly that feels so good," Miley moaned as Lilly threw Miley's shirt and bra to the floor in one swift motion and pulled Miley's fully erect nipple into her mouth.
Spending more time than usual on the breast that she hadn't seen in five years Lilly slowly swirled her tongue continuously over the nipples biting them slightly as Miley hissed in pain and pleasure.
"Mmm you like that Miles," Lilly smiled as she switched nipples and slowly unbuttoned Miley's pants giving her enough time to interject, but took Miley reaching down and taking her pants off herself as the green light.
"Oh someone's eager aren't they," Lilly smiled as she reached up and took her own shirt off to slow to Miley's liking seeing as when she finally slipped it off and dropped it to the floor the desire in Miley's eyes was almost to strong to bear as she felt a strong jolt of excitement shoot directly to her hot center. Miley reached up and unhooked Lilly's bra resulting in a moan as Lilly welcomed the cold air hitting her awaiting breast.
Lilly slowly lowered her head onto Miley's stomach and delivered a long lick from the nape of Miley's breast stopping to swirl her tongue in her belly button, to the rim of her black lace panties as she gazed into Miley's eyes never once breaking contact with the chocolate orbs staring back at her filled with want. Lilly steadily slid Miley's underwear down her long tan legs, and then slithered back up Miley's body kissing her thighs stopping at Miley's center. Lilly slowly blew against Miley's lips receiving a whimper of satisfaction and anticipation. Lilly finally decided to stop teasing the antsy brunette much to Miley's satisfaction.
"Oh L-L-Lilly," Miley moaned as Lilly slipped a finger into Miley's slick wet center.
"Oh God Lilly FUCKKKK," Miley moaned loving the pleasure she was receiving.
"Ohh mommy said a bad word," Lilly smiled as she slid up Miley's body and slipped her tongue in Miley's mouth. Miley gasped as Lilly added a second finger and rapidly picked up speed.
"L-L-L-LILLY FUCK ME. FAS-S-STER," Miley moaned as Lilly delivered Miley's center one long lick. Miley's back arched as Lilly added a third finger and she slightly curved her fingers hitting her clit repeatedly. Sensing Miley was getting close to orgasm Lilly slowed down her hands and removed her tongue from Miley's slit.
"Oh God Lilly don't tease me," Miley begged.
"Tell me what you want me to do baby," Lilly whispered hotly into Miley's ear.
"Uhh what you were just doing," Miley pleaded ramming her center on Lilly's hands that were still slightly moving inside of her.
"Nope, you have to say it love. Tell me what you want me to do baby. Tell me what you want," Lilly snarled as she nipped at Miley's neck.
"Fuck me," Miley whispered.
"I'm sorry Miles I didn't hear you there."
"UHH FUCK ME LILLY, LICK ME, SUCK ME JUST DON'T TEASE ME ANYMORE," Miley screamed.
"Shh babe you'll wake up Jared," Lilly grinned as she suddenly smashed four fingers into Miley's throbbing center going at a swift speed.
"SHITTTTT," Miley screamed as she felt her release quickly approaching. She dug her nails into Lilly's back as sweat coated her body. "H-H-HARDER BABY. DON'T STOP, R-R-RIGHT THERE," Miley grunted as she almost slipped over the edge.
"Cum for me baby," Lilly whispered.
That one sentence pushed Miley off the edge as she reached her climax thrusting against Lilly's leg as her body twitched and she moaned deeply her hands pulling Lilly's hair downward so that the blonde's mouth quickly muffled her moans. Lilly kept her fingers inside Miley as her tongue dove into Miley's wet folds licking like her life depended on it quickly sending Miley into a second orgasm as her juices squirted out Lilly not missing a drop. Miley collapsed onto the sofa Lilly on top of her as she pulled her damp hair from her face.
"Wow." Miley gasped.
"Yeah," Lilly panted as she rested her head on Miley's bare chest. "That was pretty fast Miles," Lilly grinned.
"Give me a break it's been five years," Miley grinned. "You want to go again," Miley exhaled.
"You're on top this time," Lilly grinned as she went in to give Miley a passionate kiss.
As Miley slowly awoke she noticed two things. One, she was naked, and two there was an arm draped across her stomach. Looking down the memories of the night-and well into the morning- before flooded her mind.
"Oh god," Miley jumped up in surprise searching for her clothes.
"You were saying that last night but it was in a much sexier tone," Lilly grumbled from the couch.
"LILLY now is not the time. Have you seen my underwear," Miley asked pulling her shirt on.
"Umm I think I have an idea," Lilly grinned pointing to Jared's head that accompanied Miley's black lace panties. Miley's face suddenly drained of all color.
"Lilly this is serious. Since you got me into the mess I think you should get them for me," Miley accused.
"Uhh fine," Lilly sighed pulling her clothes on. "Maybe if you didn't have such an infatuation with throwing things we wouldn't be in this mess," Lilly smiled as she quickly snatched the underwear off of Jared's face but he soon stirred awake giving Miley just enough time to slide them on.
"Good Morning," Jared stopped mid stretch. "Uhh mom. Why don't you have any pants on?"
"Oh um I was changing and I realized I left my clean pants in the car. Can you go get them for me?"
"Yeah sure," Jared yawned once again as he stood up and lightly stretched. "Hey do you guys smell that," Jared asked.
"Smell what?"
"I don't know. It smells like…sweat, and musk," Jared stated sniffing the air.
"How about those pants Jare," Lilly smiled changing the subject.
"Ok I'll go get them now," Jared said leaving utterly confused.
"Oh God that was close," Miley smiled letting out a sigh of relief as she pulled on her pants from the previous night.
"Mom," a scratchy voice asked.
"SAM," they both scream in unity running over to his bed.
"I...I...I," he stuttered.
"What is it Sam," Lilly asked tucking a strand of hair behind her ear.
"I...I smell sex and candy here hmmm," Sam sang laughing. "You guys are not very quiet. You can't even let a man sleep in peace after he was nearly run over. I'm not surprised the whole hospital didn't hear you. All I heard all night was you whimpering and groaning."
"Oh god," Miley moaned as she blushed and buried her head in her hands.
"Yep I heard that to," Sam laughed as Lilly slightly snorted trying to conceal her laughter.
"Are you LAUGHING," Miley asked.
"Kind of," Lilly smiled as she slightly giggled.
"Who am I. Oh L-L-LILLY HARDER. FUCK ME FASTER," Jared impersonated as Miley thought she would die of embarrassment.
"It's pretty funny when you think about it," Lilly gasped as she continued to snort in laughter.
"How is this possibly funny," Miley asked as Lilly launched into hysteric laughter, Sam not too far behind her.
"You guys. Stop laughing," Miley whined only making Lilly and Sam laugh even harder. "Guys. How is this funny my son just caught me and my wife having sex and now they are both laughing about it."
"…Wait. Wife," Sam instantly stopped laughing followed by Lilly.
If possible an even deeper shade of crimson red spread across Miley's cheeks as she quickly bust out of the room as Jared walked in with Miley's pants.
"Ok. What's up with her," Jared questioned.
"Oh I'll tell you later bro," Sam smiled.
"YOU'RE AWAKE," Jared screeched running over pulling him in a bone crushing hug.
"Hey, look after your brother and call his doctor. I'm going to go try and find your mom," Lilly said to Jared walking out the door.
As Lilly walked out of the door she saw Miley balled up in a corner down the hall with tears running down her face.
"Hey why the long face beautiful," Lilly asked concerned as she slid down next to her.
"I just made a fool of myself, and the worst part of it is I don't even know what we are. I mean I've always loved you, I never really wanted to break up but we started fighting all the time and things went too far. When it started I just couldn't really get out of it and then last night you were so sweet and kind, well you were always really sweet and I'm just confused. I haven't been happy in five years and I loved to fight with you because it was the only time you would ever come around anymore, and you were always with different people and I'm just sad," Miley squeaked.
"I never dated anyone the whole 1,971 days we have been divorced," Lilly said suddenly.
"What," Miley asked.
"Yeah, I never really understood why you thought that I slept around with everyone but the only vagina I have ever touched is yours," Lilly smiled trying to lighten the mood.
Miley let out a laugh. "You were always so tasteful with your words. That's one of the reasons I fell in love with you."
"Really? I always thought it was my great ass and magic hands," Lilly said as she flashed her cocky smile.
"You know I always told you I hated it when you talked so… vulgar but I only said that because the more I protested the more you said it and they always made me laugh," Miley confessed.
"Wow…well I feel betrayed," Lilly faked hurt.
"I know I'm sorry. I guess when you think about it, all of our problems were my fault," Miley sobbed.
"No no no no no no don't do that too me and don't do that to yourself don't justify OUR mistakes. When we got married we put all of our chips in there together we are a team on everything whether you like it or not. No matter how much we hate each other or no matter how in love we are were ALWAYS going to be together," Lilly said picking up Miley's hand intertwining their hands. "This is never going to stop. I'm never going to let you go Miles."
Miley suddenly leaned in and gave Lilly a passionate kiss.
"That was the most beautiful thing you have said to me in 1,973 days," Miley smiled.
"Ehh I try," Lilly smirked. "You want to go see how your sons doing," Lilly asked helping Miley up from the floor.
"OUR son. We are in this together remember," Miley grinned.
"How could I forget," Lilly laughed following Miley into the room. Miley shrieked as Lilly smacked her on the ass.
"Hey there are the proud parents," Doctor O'Ryan smiled as Lilly and Miley walked in hands still entangled.
"How's our boy doing Doc," Lilly smiled.
"He is doing great," he replied. "His leg was badly broken, and his arm has a slight fracture but other than that he's perfectly fine. I just got the message a little while ago that the person that hit Samuel was a drunk driver. They took him in to custody this morning."
"Thank you so much doctor," Miley smiled. "When do you think he should be able to go home?"
"Well we just got the cast on, and everything else is looking good. We would like to keep him overnight but if you want I can get you the release papers today," he smiled.
"I want out today doc.," Sam smiled.
"Okey dokey I'll get the papers now," he smiled leaving.
"So what did you guys do last night," Jared asked.
"Come on don't you think you guys have teased us enough," Miley sighed.
"What are you talking abo-,"
"Ok we had sex. My panties were on your head blah blah blah, come on get it all out laugh it up," Miley interrupted.
"Ahh gross mom. You had sex in the room where we were all sleepi-…What your panties were on my head. Ahh is that why you weren't wearing pants this morning," Jared cringed as Miley slowly nodded her head.
"You guys are perverts. What are you sixteen year old hormonal teenagers?"
"Well I'm sorry but when it comes to your mom I just can't keep my hands to myself," Lilly smiled as she grabbed Miley's butt and gave her a deep needy kiss.
"OH COME ON," Jared and Sam yelled as they continued to make out. "Get a room."
"That's a good idea babe there's a hotel down the street," Lilly smiled.
"I'm right behind ya honey," Miley grinned.
"With how great your ass looks I should be behind you," Lilly grinned as she nipped at Miley's neck.
"Mmm babe that feels good," Miley moaned.
"Maybe we should get a room," Lilly mumbled into Miley's neck.
"WE ARE STILL IN THE ROOM GUYS," Sam screamed.
"Wait hold on," Jared smiled. "Does this mean you guys are back together?"
"Well I think we made a mistake five years ago and I love your mom. I'm not sure about her but I'm all in for getting back together," Lilly smiled but suddenly her phone rang. "One second. Hey mom," Lilly said flipping her phone open. "Yeah I'm here already anyway. Sam is in the hospital. He got hit by a car. Well it was a little hectic and he just broke a leg, and fractured an arm. Mom he's a lacrosse player he gets hurt all the time. Ok fine I'll come pick you up now, Ok. Bye. Well guys grandma is getting out of the hospital today and I have to go pick her up so Miles can you get all of Sam's papers worked out and I'll wait for you guys in the car. I can take Sam and Jared for the rest of the week."
"Ok sure."
Lilly, Sam, and Jared drove Heather home and then went home themselves with Lilly. Since it was a pretty exhausting day they went to bed early after getting Sam adjusted in a comfortable position.
After about three hours of tossing and turning Lilly finally decided she wasn't going to get to sleep unless she took care of something first. Throwing on some pants and a T-shirt she grabbed her keys and went to wake up Sam and Jared with her handy dandy sleep whistle.
Sam and Jared startled awake as Lilly turned their light on.
"Yeah mom what is it," Jared asked alarmed.
"Get in the car and Sam I need to borrow your guitar."
"Ok it's in the closet? Where are we going anyway," Sam questioned looking for a clean shirt finally picking up his favorite red Kings of Leon shirt that had a white helmet on the front and the letters FOLLOWILL on the back.
"I'm going to get your mom back," Lilly smiled.
A/N: Ok so this chapter not even joking you wrote itself. I just sat at the computer and my hands took me away. (Is it just me or did that last sentence sound really dirty.) Anyway I love this chapter I don't know why but I do. Next chapter will be up soon and thank you again for all the amazing reviews guys they made my month. Wow my life is pretty sad… But really thank you.
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Sex and Candy-Marcy's Playground
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