"I can't take this $ any more!" Android quickly power up and shot a beam through Krillin's head. She tried to shot Vegeta but he quickly dodged it.
"I hate all you damn humans." She chopped off an audience member's head.
"You crazy bitch," scream Jerry, "Stop this now ...Why did I let these people on my show?"
The audience tried to escape but she kept blowing them up as they reached to the exit door.
"Die, humans, die. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha"
"Dragon, we wish to bring back all the humans that Android 18 killed." said Bulma.
"You wish is granted." said the Dragon.
"Android 18 are you feeling better?" asked Bulma.
"Yeah, I glad I got that out of my system."
Bulma went back inside her huge house, and wave for Vegeta to come in.
"Vegeta, I sorry for trying to replace you with a robot. I just felt that you didn't love me."
"And I'm sorry as well," Vegeta apologized," I just can't stand that midget, I just wanted find some way to degrade him."
"You wanna, you know?
"Of course."
Vegeta and Bulma raced to the closet. They both took off their pants and began to make love standing up. One could the bumping against the closet walls. Vegeta couldn't shake off the comment that about Android C. T. being better than him so went faster and harder. So hard that Bulma's scull cracked against the wall. Bulma died instantly. Vegeta begin to weep but yet the bumping of the closet continues.
10 year Trunks was curious of the bumping sounds in the closet, so he went to talk a look. To his horror is Vegeta had killed his beloved mother in an obscured way.
"How could you, dad?" cried Trunks.
"It was an accident...we can always bring her back."
"That doesn't matter you still killed her. You're not my dad."
"Trunks."
"You die now." Trunks powering up to attack his father. Trunks prepared to attack, but Vegeta just bitchslapped him.
"So, Doc, that's what happened." said a now 21 year Trunks.
"So how long have you these thoughts?" asked the psychiatrist
"Ever since the sadistic guy, perverted chick and a girl who possibly has ADD started writing about DBZ."
"What?"
"I meant since I was ten."
Unknown to the Earth, Vegeta wish away people's memories and only he
remembers the oompa-loompa and android thing and that Jerry Springer crap. However the Shenron Dragon did a half-ass job and left traces of disturbed memories in people's heads. Sadly Android T.C. has been forgotten, leaving his sexy body rusting.
"What? That's bull$&!," Android T.C. shouting, "You can't just get rid of-" BOOM!! (Perverted Chick hides the explosives)
Perverted Chick: He wasn't tttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt hot.
Sadistic Guy: Hey I wanted to do it!!!!!
Perverted Chick: Haha you want to "do it" with Android C.T.
The girl who possibly has ADD: Going BACK to our story
Perverted Chick: Who says you get to narrate!! I'm the cute one!!!!!
The girl who possibly has ADD: Because this is MY goddamn chapter. Now
SHUT UP!
Sadistic Guy: Sorry this chapter has to end because the girls are in catfight. AIM FOR THE EYES! AIM FOR THE EYES! YAY!