Sadistic Guy: Hello readers, the girls are still in a catfight. YAY! DON'T BE AFRAID TO USE NAILS. WOOH! Anyways, now it's my turn to narrate.
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"Die, humans, die. Mwahahahahahaha."
Android 18 was almost out of the studio when she ran into Android C.T..
Bulma shouted, "Com, what are you doing here?!?!"
"We finished the repairs and brought him in for a surprise visit!" Jerry said semi-jovially.
Android T.C. ran to Bulma and said "BLAKELSHNIPERDORF!!"
Jerry dropped his head and shamefully spoke. "most of the repairs."
Android C. T.. then noticed Android 18 for the first time, who had been amazed with how robotically attractive he was. "Wow, you're very robotically attractive," she said in amazement.
"SCHNIZELPACHYDOO!!"
They then proceeded out of the studio, slaughtering everything in their path, which was the entire studio audience. Bulma screamed, "Get back here with my robot sex slave, you bitch!!"
Vegeeta noticed a group of dead oompa-loompas in the back rows. A perverted smile crept onto his face.
THE END
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Sadistic Guy: It's seems they're still fighting. Well, let's keep going then. Let go back in time to the Son Family.
"Mom, I going to school now." said a 7 year old Gohan.
"Be good, dear, and bring home good grades," said Chichi,"...or else."
"What?"
"Or else you won't get to train with your dad."
"Oh."
"You little bastard." Chichi said under her breath.
"Chichi, I'm hungry." Goku whined from the other room.
"But you just ate."
"Well, I'm hungry again."
"Okay, I fix you something."
Chichi walks to the basement,and goes down the steps. In the dark is a dark-haired girl named Gogo who is the exact same age as Gohan hint, hint. Exact same age. Same birthday and all. Same womb. Can I get even more obvious?
"Gogo, go in the kitchen and fix Goku something to eat." ordered Chichi.
"But Momm-, I mean, Mistress feet hurt and I can't hardly walk."
"It's 'I CAN hardly walk.' You're so stupid unlike your brother. You don't deserve to wear shoes."
"But it's bleeding."
"SHUT UP!" Chichi strike her with a whip.
Little Gogo crawled up the stairs on her hands and knees crying. Chichi kept whipping her to go faster. When she got to the kitchen she manage to get on her feet so she could prepare Goku for yet another meal. It took an hour and a half but she finished and was free to back to the basement.
"Mistress, can I ask you a question?
"CAN you?"
"I mean MAY I ask you a question?"
"Go ahead."
"Why are you and Master treating me this way?"
"Because I love you...you little bitch!." Chichi said as kicked Gogo down the basement.
A little later Goku had finally finished his huge meal and felt like he was going to burst.
"Chichi, my tummy hurts." cried Goku.
"You must have eaten too much again."
Goku raced to the bathroom. He looked at his reflection and said "Everyone always ask 'Why do you eat much?' 'Where do you put it all?' What they don't realize is that I'm..."
"DAH Dah DAAAAH." said the sound effects.
"What was that?...anyways, I'm bulimic."
"DAH Dah DAAAAH."
The End for Real.(well for now.)
"DAH Dah DAAAAH."