Disclaimer: GASP. New random story lulz. I haven't felt like finishing the other stories so I decided on venturing off to something new. Neji and Sakura time, I don't believe I've posted one with them as of yet. Time for a start!
Lets get this going! I do not own Naruto.
Warning: This story is mostly random drabbles. No detailing. This was just for fun on my part.
Chapter One
"Honestly Hyuuga, Have you no life? I feel like I see you more than my cat" Sakura eyed the Hyuuga Prodigy as she held a clipboard in hands.
"If you're going to complain Haruno, then why not give me another Medic?" Neji locked stares with the Pinkette.
"Everytime I do I see them come out crying. And I know it isn't from the small wang in your pants." She scoffed.
"Small? I know you've stared in amazement Haruno, no need to lie to yourself. I know I'm amazing." Neji smirked at the beautiful medic in front of him.
Sakura raised a brow. "Whatever helps you get to sleep at night Hyuuga" She patted his thigh and turned toward the door, quickly tilting her head back to see a tint of pink vanish from his cheeks. A loud laugh escaping her lips as it echoed through the hospital walls.
"Damn woman" Neji muttered. And so begins this wonderful tale of Friendship, love, hardships, and most of all, fun.
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"Stay on your toes Haruno! We don't need to lose you too!" Neji called out as they ran through the forest at top speed.
"I've been on my toes Hyuuga! You're the one who got stabbed in the arm!" Sakura yelled back to her Captain.
"I'm still alive am I not?" he said as he disappeared into the forest.
"Not for long if you keep that pride up" She muttered under her breath as she stood on a branch. They were in the clear.
"I'd like to see you ruin my pride Haruno." Neji jumped down next to her with a smirk.
Before Sakura said a word Neji groaned in pain as a kunai shot into his other arm. Sakura took action and threw several shurikens with attached bombs throughout the forest. Hearing yells shortly after.
"Team!" three men appeared "Let's get moving!" Sakura grabbed her fallen comrade and quickly began running back to the village.
"Haruno, I can walk. I was stabbed in the arms!" Neji growled.
"So?" Sakura said not making eye contact.
"So why in the hell in are carrying me?" he asked with a tone of annoyance.
"I have just one question Hyuuga." Sakura whispered. Neji raised a brow.
"What is it?" he asked monotone.
"How's your pride?" she smirked as she walked through the village. Men, women and young children watching the prodigy being carried to the hospital by a woman.
Neji narrowed his pearl colored eyes.
"You. Are a shedevil."
Sakura grinned.
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Neji groaned when he saw the pink haired woman walk into his hospital room.
"I'm thrilled to see you as well." Sakura smiled.
"I'm sure you are. Now what do you want?" Neji asked. Sakura raised a brow.
"What do you think I want?" she held a cup.
"What do you want me to do with it..?" he asked hesitantly.
"Pee in it."
Neji choked on his saliva.
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"This is embarrassing" he said as he handed the cup to Sakura on his way out of the restroom.
Sakura patted his head and took the cup, walking out the door leaving a disturbed Hyuuga behind her.
"What the hell could she need with my bodily fluids." he pondered quietly on his hospital bed.
Sakura walked in shortly after and closed the door. She stood and looked at the handsome man in front her.
"What is it?" he asked, this woman really kept him on the edge.
"Strip." she motioned to his body.
"What are you talking about Haruno?" He eyed her.
"It's time for your you yearly physical" Sakura grinned. Neji seemed to pale.
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"Would you stop being such a drama queen? I swear you bitch more than Ino." Sakura washed her hands.
"Drama queen? You raped me!" he said with shock.
"I gave you a physical you baby. Who knew the great Hyuuga neji is afraid of being healthy." Sakura snickered.
"You are a spawn of something truly evil, Haruno." Neji watched her laugh as she walked out the door.
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"Oh, Hello Hyuuga-San. Its rare to see you outside of the hospital." Sakura smiled to the fully clothed man beside her.
"Haruno-San." he nodded. "Hokage-Sama has relieved me of my missions for two weeks."
"Doesn't seem like you're too happy about it either." she said, taking a sip of her tea at the local tea shop.
"Of course I am not, Haruno-San. All there is to do is train and meditate." he said monotone grabbing a cup of water.
Sakura snorted.
"Geez Hyuuga."
"What?" he said with a raised brow,
"Get laid!"
He choked.
This woman was insane.
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"You seem quite happy Haruno-San, just getting paid?" Neji walked past Sakura on his way home in the park, looking at the wad of cash in her hands. She looked up and grinned.
"You could say that." she said. " Shouldn't you be meditating or training?"
"I was on my way to do so. What is it that brings you out here?" he asked curiously.
"My house?" she pointed in the direction behind him.
"Aa, may I ask how you got that? Payday isn't usually until Thursday, Haruno-San." He said politely.
"Oh, this?" she held up the money, As Neji nodded.
"Oh. You wouldn't believe how many girls in this village would pay for something of yours." she smiled happily.
Neji's eyes widened.
"What did you give them Haruno?" He asked cautiously.
"Oh don't worry your pretty little groomed head. Its nothing valuable." she scoffed.
"What. Did. You. Give. Them. Haruno!"
"Your pee."
"HARUNO!"
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"Good morning sleepy head!" Sakura chirped as she walked in on the brunette just waking up.
"Haruno? Where am I?" He asked, looking around. Then realizing he was in a hospital bed, again.
"What happened?" he said before she replied. One hand on his temple.
"Don't you remember the park?" she said. "For finally getting laid you sure do faint a lot." she smirked.
"Nani?" he choked, "We... You... I? Did we really...?" he had such a scarred face.
Sakura busted out laughing and he immediately busted a vein.
"Nah. Besides if we did, you sure as hell would remember." she said, a hand on her hip. Neji rolled his eyes.
"You practically gave me a heart attack woman!" he scolded. Sakura rolled her eyes.
"Why am I here Haruno-San?" He spoke before she said a word, sweatdropping.
"Oh yeah. You brutally went after me yelling incoherently as I ran for my life. You finally fell to the ground as several squirrels saved me by attacking you with small nuts and berries." She put a hand on her forehead sighing dramatically.
"You're a very bad liar, Haruno-San." He said sweatdropping.
"You still ran after me!" She bursted.
"You sold my pee!" He exclaimed
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"Bitch!" Sakura exclaimed. Neji smirked.
"Now now Haruno. Play nice." He said with a triumph smirk plastered on his face.
"Like hell I will! Hyuuga you're dead!" She called out.
"You're too much of a sore loser, Haruno-San."
"You sunk my battleship!" She threw her index finger in his direction.
"Stop being so dramatic." He scoffed.
"I will drown you!" She pounced.
"Haruno!"
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"Haruno. I don't see the point in making me shop with you. All I do is hold useless clothing."
"Oi. Quit complaining Hyuuga!" She swatted his head. "You agreed to this."
"So?"
"So now you suffer."
Neji sweatdropped.
"I could be doing much more productive things with my time rather than this." Neji said in monotone.
"Sorry Hyuuga-San. I just don't see you getting laid anytime soon."
Neji fell.
Anime style!
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"Hey Hyuuga!" Sakura called out to the young man walking the sidewalk. Sakura exited the hospital entrance doors to the pearl eyed boy who stopped in his tracks.
"What is it Haruno-San?" He asked. She smiled wide.
"Let's grab lunch!" He smile was genuine. Her eyes lit bright. Her aura radiating nothing but happiness.
"What are you planning, Haruno?" Neji's eyes narrowed.
And all that happiness vanished.
"BAKA!" She was ready to pounce. Neji threw his hands up into a cross.
"Be gone demon!"
"Bitch!"
"Oi!"
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Everyday for the past week Neji and Sakura grabbed lunch. No matter the weather. No matter the situation, they. Had lunch. Though filled with playful remarks and insults, they enjoyed one anothers company.
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"So you're never getting laid? Ever?" Sakura said while getting a scoop of ramen with her chopsticks.
"This is hardly the place to speak of this Haruno!" Neji said with an irritated expression.
"Oh lighten up Hyuuga." Sakura replied before taking a bite.
"I refuse to act upon sexual intentions before I get married." He said taking a bite out of a dumpling
"You mean intercourse? Sex? Hoochie Koochie? THE HANKIE PANKIE?" Neji choked. After seconds of coughing he recupperated.
"I swear woman you're going to be the death of me." He sighed.
"Oh quit your whining, drama queen!" She shoved ramen in his mouth.
"Mmmf!"
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"Oh come on! Not those to! What am I suppose to wear?" Sakura exclaimed as she watched her house being fumigated.
"Ma'am all of your things are covered. You can't even see the floor." One of the men said through his protective mask.
"It was a small case of fleas! Sheesh!" She thre hands out in frustration.
"OH MY KAMI-SAMA I'M ALIVE!"
"We found a survivor sir." Sakura looked over to see Naruto covered in fleas and yelling incoherently.
"Naruto-Kun! Do shi ta no!" (What happened?) Sakura ran up to him.
"I went to feed Minto his cat food while you were at work and these fleas engulfed me! I SUNK INTO THE FLOOR SAKURA-CHAN!" He cried out. before sakura said anything a man took him and strapped him to a cart, quickly riding off.
"Where's my cat?" Sakura shifted her head side to side.
"We've taken him to get deflead." The. Man said. Sakura sighed once the man left.
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"Haruno-San? Finally realizing you're insane or enjoying the outside of your house?" Neji walked up to the girl sitting on the curb tossing pebbles.
"Hyuuga!" Sakura looked up in surprise. She stood and opened her mouth but quickly closed it. She began to pace with a confused expression as she mumbled things under her breath.
"So you HAVE realized your mental!" Neji watched the young medic stop and look at him. No longer confused but angered.
"Baka! No! You!" Sakura couldn't form a sentence she was so frustrated.
She inhaled.
Exhaled.
"You. Hyuuga. Will allow me to stay at your home for a few days. No and if's or but's. I have no where to go and you should be glad to give up some space for the helpless. Objections?" Neji opened his mouth. "Let me remind you I CAN and WILL open up your body with ZERO anesthetics and make your organs feel like combusting. So choose your words carefully, Hyuuga-san." She had such a dark tone even the famous Hyuuga prodigy was slightly intimidated.
But only SLIGHTLY..
"Aa. Fine Haruno. But only if you become my personal medic and cook for me." He smirked.
"DEAL!" And off they went.
Sad part for Neji?
Sakura was a disaster when it came to cooking.
"HARUNO! MY KITCHEN!"
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"Go! Haruno!" He pointed to a room.
"It was a small fire! You're overreacting!" She exclaimed.
"Haruno. My stove melted."
"Look on the bright side! At least when you get a new stove you could get one that isn't uh.. flammable?" She smiled nervously.
"In!" He ordered.
"Make me Hyuuga!" She glared staying in her place. They glared at one another. Sakura put her fists up.
"Wanna go?" She said loudly. Neji rolled his eyes.
"Oh please Haruno. I'm not going to fight you at ten at night." Neji scoffed.
"I meant out to dinner. I'm starving and there's no stove. Let's go pretty boy! You have ramen to buy!" She grabbed his arm and dragged him away.
Sakura and Neji walked the streets of Konoha in search of an open food stand. Walking in contentment. In silence.
"Oi! Hyuuga stop bumping into me with your big butt!" Sakura exclaimed.
"You are the one bumping me Haruno. And mine is large? Have you seen your rear?" He smirked.
"So you've been looking? Pervert!" Sakura elbowed him as he scowled in defeat.
He sighed.
There was no wining with her.
They walked, unaware of the two red eyes watching them as they continued on and so forth.
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"Wake up Haruno-San!" Neji banged on the door.
"Go awayyy!" she muffled through her pillow.
"Haruno! Quick! Hanabi is having a seizure!" Neji said through the door.
"Oh please Hyuuga!" she yelled as she threw the blankets over her head.
'What could work... ah!'
"Breakfast!"
And zoom went Sakura!
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"You lied!" she cried out.
"Of course. You needed to wake up." he said with his arms crossed.
"At four in morning?" Sakura exclaimed.
"Everyone at the Hyuuga mansion awakens at four every morning. It is necessary to start the day." Sakura sweatdropped.
"You're crazy!" she threw hands in the air.
"You're insane."
"In membrane but you're freakin' loco!"
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"I cant believe you're never getting laid." Sakura said as she walked the halls of the hokage tower with The Hyuuga prodigy.
"Must this be a topic with you? Haven't you ever heard the term obsession?" he said as he opened the door to the Hokage's office.
"I do not have an obsession with sex! You're just-" she walked in, speechless to what she saw. "Delirious."
The famous Uchiha survivor turned around to see the pinkette beside Neji. He stood in front of the two with an expressionless face.
"Look Sakura-Chan! Sasuke back! I told you he'd come back!" Naruto grinned to his female teammate with utter excitement.
Neji looked to the girl beside him whom he considered a friend, seeing her shocked face he felt a tingle of jealousy in his heart.
"Sakura." He said smoothly. She stood, her eyes narrowed.
"Uchiha." she said with a darkened tone.
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AN/: dunnnnnn. Mkay. Review please. This was suppose to be a one shot but I got into it. Next chapter will come out sooner or later. Don't give your ups lol. I went through so much trying to edit this. I don't even know I fixed it :c ah. Anyway,
Keep reading eh?