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Chapter Two;
"I can't believe she put me off!" Sakura cried in frustration. "Me! Her apprentice! For a week!" She yelled. Neji walked beside her, hands in his pocket.
"Haruno, you pushed Uchiha through several walls. Now stop your complaining." Neji said, monotone.
"You shoosh!" She swatted him. He raised a brow at the angered woman beside him.
"Hey hyuuga." Her mood instantly changing to calm and curious.
"What is it Haruno?" Neji asked looking ahead.
"What's for finner?" She asked with a smirk. His eyebrow twitched.
"I wouldn't know. My stove was destroyed."he gritted through his teeth, holding back his irritation. Sakura laughed nervously.
o0o
Hinata decided to invite everyone for breakfast at the hyuuga mansion. You could call it a reunion, if you wish. Sasuke was invited by Naruto, who still considered him his best friend. They all arrived, mingling and chatting with each other until yelling was heard.
"Haruno! Stop that!" They heard Neji's frustration.
"Stuff it Hyuuga, once I'm finished, you're a new man!"
"I'd rather be my current man while I still harbor my dignity!"
"You like it and you know it- ow ow oww!"
"You see? All your going to do is cry, now stop with your nonesense."
"Make me!"
"Ow! Haruno! Don't yank it! You must be gentle!"
Everyone in the room paled.
"Why should I?' Sakura exclaimed.
"It's sensitive! Why must you be so rough with me?"
"Can't take it like a man?" They heard her taunt.
"That's it." Sasuke walked up to the door and swung it open.
"Of course I can. Why did I ever agree to thi-" both shinabi's looked toward the door.
"Thank god." Naruto shouted. "We all thought you guys were having sex. Not doing Neji's hair!"
o0o
"Hey Hyuuga." Sakura looked over to the coffee haired man. He raised a brow. They sat at Ichiraku, barely listening to Naruto ramble. Sakura nor Neji had ordered anything, obviously very tired of ramen. Sasuke sat by Narutp, who sat next to Neji, who was beside Sakura.
"What, Haruno?" He asked, a little curious of her question.
"Wanna make a macho salad?"
He blinked.
What the hell?
It was time to yet again, wake Sakura. Neji was hoping this would be different.
His hoping came true.
Neji opened the door to her room, and peeked in. It was strange that it was unlocked.
He didn't see an angry Sakura, so he opened the door fully,
THWAK.
He laid on the floor, staring wide eyed at the ceiling.
"WAHAHAHA! COME IN HERE TOMORROW AT FOUR AM AGAIN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS HYUUGA!" Sakura laughed manically, holding a spatula.
Poor Neji.
His leg twitched.
o0o
"Hinata-Chan!" Naruto ran up to said girl, engulfing her into a hug.
After her face turned several shades of red, she fainted.
"Hinata-Chan? Ne? HINATA-CHAN! NOOO! I KILLED HER. GOMEN HINA-CHAN GOMENN! QUICK! Sasuke-teme! Get Sakura-Chan!" Naruto cried out hysterically to his friend.
"Hn" was his reply.
"SASUKE-TEME HURRYYYY!" Naruto shouted, Sasuke cringed, disappearing quickly.
"Ne! Hyuuga! Let's buy a dog!" Sakura spoke happily, standing in front of a pound.
"No." He replied.
"Nani! Why not!"
"They're dirty creatures."
"You're a dirty creature!" She cried.
Twitch.
0o0
"NARUTO-BAKAAA. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HINATA-CHAN!" Sakura shouted, walking up to the blond who was obviously,
In the fetal position.
"Ne, N-Naruto-Kun?" Sakura was hesitant to touch him. He sprung up, clinging to Sakura.
She shrieked.
"SAKURA-CHANNN!" He cried loudly.
"UWAHH!" She screamed, trying to fling him off.
And flinging he did,
Into a tree.
"Bakaaa!" Sakura yelled, her fists in the air.
"Dobe says the Hyuuga died." Sasuke said monotone. Sakura looked over to him, then blinked.
"YOU KILLED HINA-CHAN?" She screamed loudly, Sasuke cringed.
"N-Ne, Sakura-Chan?" Hinata popped up from her laying position.
Blink.
"Hina-Chan!" She cried joyously.
Hug.
"HINA-CHAN! YOU'RE ALIVE AFTER ALL!" Naruto flew from the tree, crashing next to the pearl eyes girl, grinning wildly.
"H-Hai." She blushed.
Neji shook his head.
"Morons."
0o0
"HYUUGAAAAA!" Sakura shrieked loudly.
There was only one Hyuuga she called for.
Too bad about ten of them appeared.
Neji stood outside her door, hesitant on walking in.
"HYUUGA NEJI I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE. GET. YOUR. POMPOUS. ASS. IN. HERE. NOW!" She yelled.
Eleven Hyuuga cringed.
Ten rushed away quickly, only to leave a sighing Neji.
He walked in only to have Sakura fling herself behind him.
"What the hell Haruno!"
"KILL THAT GOD DAMN SPIDER!" She shrieked in fear. Neji looked to where she pointed, only to see a small spider that was a little smaller than his pinky nail. He stepped on the harmless creature, afterwards he turned around, only to see a head full of pink hair grab him.
He waited to be punched or hurt in some way.
But nothing came.
He then realized that Sakura had her legs tightly around his waist, her arms around his necks and her face buried in his chest.
"Oh thank you thank you thank you Neji!" She hugged him tightly. He blinked.
Then blushed a beat red.
Oh this girl was really getting to him in more ways than one.
o0o
"Do I really really have to go?" Sakura whined. She sat on a large couch in front a flat screen television.
Neji sighed.
"Yes, Sakura-San." He replied, Sakura blinked. Once. Twice. Then,
"You called me by my name! Kya!" She tackled him into a hug. "But drop the Honorific." Neji nodded, forcing back his blush.
Sakura junped back to the couch, watching the television intensly.
"Sakura we have-"
"Shhh!" She shooshed him. "Oh kami-Sama! Kawaii! Katara healed Zuko! Ah! Sweet love!" She gushed.
Few minutes later,
"NANI? ZUKO GETS WITH MAI AGAIN? WHY KAMI-SAMA! WHYY!" She cried loudly, Neji grabbed her, throwing her over his shoulder.
"Ne? Neji! Put me down!" She yelled.
Neji ignored her, walked out of the Hyuuga Compound.
"Look Naruto-San! Neji-San has arrived for our training session! Oh. And he brought Sakura-Chan!" Lee said happily. Team 7 and team Gai turned to where the two were walking up.
"HYUUGA I SWEAR TO KAMI-SAMA IF YOU DON'T PUT ME DOWN THIS INST-"
Thump.
"What the hell? I didn't say drop me!" She yelled, glaring at the Hyuuga prodigy who smirked. "You better wipe that smirk off Hyuuga or.." she attacked.
"GO SAKURA-CHAN!" Naruto cheered.
"ADMIT DEFEAT!" She cried out, slapping him with a spatula while straddling his waist.
"Sakura." Neji spoke in his deep voice. Sakura stopped, looking at him. She stared into his pear white eyes, he drew closer to her ear as his right hand cupped her cheek.
"Y-Yes Neji?" She squeaked with a blush.
"You lose." He went poof, and Sakura fell to the ground with a thump.
She blinked.
"HYUUGAAAA!" She roared.
"Shit." Neji muttered as he stood inbetween Sasuke and Lee. When Lee looked over to his teammate he saw that he was already halfway down the street, Sakura following after.
"Oh the wonders of youth!" Lee gushed as he watched Sakura pummel Neji.
0o0
"Is... that.. what I think it is?" Sakura's voice was filled with disbelief.
Neji blinked.
"Uh. Hai. What else would it look like?" He replied, obviously confused.
"Well... I mean.. it's so.. beautiful! How did you get it so big!" Sakura asked as if she was young child seeing something magical for the first time.
"Well, I told the woman at the-"
"Wait, wait. Sh. I just want to look at it." Sakura's eyes were large, like a chibi's. Neji raised a brow.
Was she for real?
"Sakura, I can not just stand here waiting while you stare." Neji's tone sounding irritable.
"Why'd you have it wrapped? Oh, nevermind. Its a special occasion, right? Can... can I take it off and taste?" She started to reach out with hopeful hands, eyes sparkling with desire.
"No, Sakura. It isn't for you. Stop drooling." Neji said sternly.
"Whatdya mean its not for me! If it isn't for me then why the hell are you prancing around with it! Just... tempting me.." Sakura began to reach it for it again.
"It's the only other place to hide it until she gets here."
"She? Who's she and why would you give this... this.. wonderful piece of beauty to her!" Sakura cried out.
"It's for Hanabi-Sama. Her Birthday is coming up and she's always wanted this." Neji said proudly.
Sakura watched him with a blank stare.
"Sakura?" Neji said, looking at her.
"Neji..." she said, her eyes turning deadly. "HAND OVER THAT CHOCOLATE!" she whipped out her spatula.
Neji's eyes widened.
He did what any man would do when faced with this situation.
He ran.
It was Sakura Haruno and a deadly Spatula, after all.
What kind of moron would stand there with a large bar of chocolate and FIGHT?
No one.
Not even Naruto.
AN/: this is short. But mehh. I got writers block after the chocolate scene. Or well, during it. Haha. Review pleasee, and I'll uh, pass out virtual cookies for all to enjoy ;P
-Henea-Chan