Varia Chronicles: A Series Of Troubling Issues
Author: lotusx222
Chapter 2: The Astrology Book
DISCLAIMER: Go to chapter 1. :)
Author's Note: Don't you just love KHR yaoi? I'm a total sucker for it!~ :)
Warning: The Book Follows the North Node Astrology Signs, not the regular yearly Horoscope signs... :)
Bel dared not mention the love meter to Xanxus...or Squalo when he comes back. Lussuria had no plan on dying anytime soon either...so they both kept quiet.
When the love meter was nearly forgotten in the piles of other thoughts in Bel's head...Lussuria orders something, and the next week there's a package at the front steps of the Varia Base...
The person who noticed the package was Bel, but after it was entitled to Lussuria, Bel quickly left since he didn't want to open Lussuria's stuff. Lussuria himself found the package and hurridly snuck it to his room without anyone noticing.
In the confines of his room, Lussuria opened the package like a birthday present. Inside beneath all the foam was a BOOK. Astrology: The Secret To Personality is what it was labelled as. Lussuria was giggling and holding it to his chest like a diary. In it was a list of dates to find the individual's North Node Astrology sign. Lussuria quickly checked which North Node sign he was...Taurus. He flipped to the Taurus description and immediately went to the section entitled "Relationships". His eyes skimmed the page with such great interest, he didn't notice all of the Varia standing at the entrance of his room with the door smashed down to little pieces.
Xanxus glared hard at Lussuria. "Trash, what kind of shit are you holding?" Lussuria looked up with shock, and immediately put the book behind his back with a nervous look. "W-w-what are you all doing here in my...room." Bel stepped in and said "Your always doing something weird up here...I'm kinda bored so I told everyone and we decided we WANT to actually see what your doing, since your always giggling and dazing off.
Then Lussuria asked the most random question he could have asked at the time.
"What's your North Node Astrology sign?"
Bel looked at him weirdly? "What the heck is that?"
Lussuria replied with glee "It's kinda like your horoscope sign except the date might differ."
Bel just shrugged clearly not knowing.
Xanxus expected something good since he was off his chair.
Lussuria just motioned for them to come in. They uneasily trudged through his room and took a seat. Bel was on the floor, along with Fran who tagged along because everyone else did. Xanxus took the only chair, and Levi sat RIGHT, as in only a millimeter away, right next to Xanxus. Lussuria was just smiling down at them from the bed. Which scared them...a lot.
Lussuria then opened the book and flipped to a chart. "Boss! Let's start with you! Let's see...your a...Taurus! Just like me!~ Aren't you soooo happy to share something in common with me! (Don't expect a positive answer Lussuria. -_-)
Xanxus's eyes were closed as he sleepily breathed on his outgrown bangs.
Lussuria then continued. "It says here that Taurus North Nodes are often times attracted to the adrenaline rush of exciting activites, or undertake dangerous jobs."
Xanxus still had his eyes closed without a care in the world.
Lussuria then smiled an even wider smile. This part would most likely disturb the boss.
"Taurus North Nodes enjoy sex more than anything, and often times lose their partner due to the fact that the first thing they want to do is go to the bed without a sensual connection with the person first."
That's when Xanxus's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.
Levi was glaring and biting his lip at anyone whom he could look at, save for his boss.
Bel was ushishiing like a lunatic, and Fran was saying "That's disgusting."
Lussuria kept on reading just to make the boss more dumbfounded.
"They seek the excitement of the bonding process, and they tend to rush the relationship too far."
Just as Xanxus was about to take out his guns to blast Lussuria's brains out, (If he has one. XD) There came a loud sound from downstairs, and there was extremely loud stomping, and then silence.
Everyone chose to ignore it because if it were an enemy then if the enemy found them they'd just kill the intruder...not much to it. Besides seeing Xanxus's expression was worth skipping the intruder.
Lussuria then comfortingly said "Don't worry, I'm a Taurus too." That one comment could have even made Xanxus cry.
They spent the next few minutes recooperating, and recomposing themselves, although whenever they saw Xanxus's face they'd immediately start cracking up.
"Hey boss...at least there is no partner that you have...so you won't be able to "get in bed" with them, right?" Fran's comment didn't really help anything.
Just as Xanxus was about to retort, someone came through the entrance. All the Varia turned at the same time, and all of them made a questioning, and shocked face.
It was Squalo...in a towel...
"VOOOOOIIIII! Lussuria did you steal my boxers AGAIN?" There was complete and utterly disgusting ideas about that comment.
They all hypothesized that he was the one who created the noise downstairs.
Seeing Squalo, in a towel...started to give Xanxus the idea that they were going to pester him about that...in front of Squalo.
Then Bel said "So Boss are you going to have sex with Squalo?"
The first person to answer that question was Lussuria. "Ah! I think I'm getting a nosebleed thinking about it!~"
That earned Squalo blushing like a tomato, while feverishly waving around his fist, cursing and swearing a colorful string of ugly words.
Xanxus was silent. When everyone saw that Xanxus was not responding, and looked like he was deep in thought... Levi exclaimed "BOSS! YOUR NOT CONSIDERING THE IDEA ARE YOU?"
This led to awkwardness, and that night screams could be heard echoing through the base, and Lussuria couldn't help but giggle.