Varia Chronicles: A Series Of Troubling Issues
Author: lotusx222
Chapter 3: The Jiujitsu Class
DISCLAIMER: Go to Chapter 1!~
Author's Note: I can't believe the Varia can even mess up Jujitsu! :D
It was a regular day, and much to the chagrin of the other Varia members, Lussuria seemed like he had something in mind.
The day that the Varia members remember oh so clearly, when Lussuria got that astrology book, proved their point. Lussuria is a horrible influence for the rest of them.
But fortunately nothing actually happened. The screaming was actually Squalo ranting about how Lussuria's messed up the Varia while he was away.
Now...Squalo wasn't leaving until Lussuria left first.
More importantly was when the Varia were gathered around for who knows what, Lussuria had a dumb smile plastered on his face. "Okay~! Everyone, we're going to learn...JIUJITSU!"
The Varia just ignored him. Lussuria immediately frowned... "If you don't do the class then your going to get kicked out of the family." Bel just craned his head and replied "Who cares? This family is to lowly for me anyways." No one else seemed to be offended by Bel's comment.
Lussuria used the last trump card he had. Slowly out of his jacket, he took out a few photos in a little bag. "I made copies of these, if you don't take the class, I'm going to distribute it to the Internet, and International Intelligence, along with various news stations." Fran, Bel, Levi, and Squalo all turned to Lussuria's hand where the photos remained, should they do the class.
It was irony...
"WE'LL DO THE CLASS." And that was all it took.
Lussuria had situated a room in the Varia, to suit the Jiujitsu fighting style needs. The floor was matted, the room was spacious, and everyone was wearing a uniform. Xanxus...he had to do it as well. How did Lussuria ever manage such a feat? You may find out in the next chapter. :)
Everyone had a white uniform on except for Lussuria and Xanxus. Xanxus had a black uniform, and Lussuria had a yellow one, with a bunch of badges on it.
Lussuria chirped in a giddy voice "Okay I will show you some scenarios. Then how to counter it, and create a positive position." He proceeded by sitting making Levi sit on top of him. Lussuria quickly palmed Levi's right arm, and grabbed his right bicep. He moved his leg to be outside of Levi's leg. Then he bridged his hips and rolled over. Now Lussuria was on top, and he quickly put his head on Levi's stomach and elbows tucked in on Levi's side from any movement. "Now Levi, you have to squirm and try to get away." Levi started squirming, and Lussuria held him tight. After 10 seconds, Lussuria let go and started explaining.
"The person on bottom isn't in a very good position. You palm, and trap them to avoid any punches, and trap their leg, to prevent leg movement. Once you flip them over your in the good position, however they could easily push you off, or jab you till your half-dead, in this you must place your head on their stomach, and tuck in your elbows to restrict their movement until they give up. The art of Jiujitsu is using your opponent's strength against them."
Everyone was just nodding. Then Lussuria added "Remember in Jiujitsu your personal bubble does not matter anymore. You will have to get close to your partner whether you like it or not."
This made everyone start doubting that Lussuria was doing this for practical reasons.
"Just think of it like a Martial Arts class, not getting all close and touchy with your partner!~"
Lussuria partnered everyone up: Bel and Fran. Levi and himself, and Xanxus and Squalo.
He told them to begin.
They started attempting the scenario Lussuria had demonstrated but five minutes in, you could hear Fran's voice saying "Sempai, where do you think your touching?" or Bel saying "Do I have a choice, peasant?"
Lussuria and Levi seemed to be doing it well, and to top it all off Lussuria seemed perfectly normal. Martial Arts was the one thing everyone knew they couldn't beat him at.
In the corner of the spacious room there were two very aggressive people who had yet to start the actual scenario and were too caught up in a heated arguement of who would be the bottom and who would be the top. Obviously Xanxus didn't want to be the bottom...but neither did Squalo.
And so Lussuria was forced to assign them parts. He said that Xanxus could be the top and Squalo would be the bottom, and then they would switch off to consistently learn both sides of the scenario.
Xanxus held a smug grin as Squalo made an infuriated face.
So Squalo layed flat on his back and pulled his knees up. Xanxus got on top of him and "pretend chocked" Squalo. Squalo swiftly grabbed Xanxus's bicep and palmed his wrist. He moved his trapped leg outside of Xanxus's. Then Squalo arched his hips and with all his might tried to flip Xanxus over like Lussuria had done...
But to no avail.
Xanxus was still on him, and Squalo was still on the bottom a bit too blue in the face for his own good.
Squalo attemped again...maybe he wasn't doing something correctly...but such a process wasn't that hard to do...
and once again Squalo failed...
Lussuria came over again and this time he looked a bit agitated. "What are you doing Squalo?"
"VOOOOOOIIIII! THIS GUY WEIGHS MORE THAN A SUMO-WRESTLER!"
Xanxus decided to ignore the insult and was just smirking...thinking how weak that trash was.
Lussuria proceeded to examine their posture... "Xanxus...your not supposed to have your leg curled around his knee...that restrict the movement and whether or not he removes his trapped leg, it wuold end up with Squalo not being able to flip you over..."
Squalo was, for once thankful for Lussuria. Xanxus removed his leg slowly. Squalo bridged his hips and with much force flipped them over. Then Squalo placed his head on Xanxus's stomach and tucked in his elbows near Xanxus's sides. Xanxus didn't even squirm.
Squalo waited...
and waited...
and waited...
"VOOOOOOOOOIIIIII! Your supposed to squirm, you piece of trash!"
"..."
"..."
And it seems that Lussuria really hadn't done the class for practical reasons, because by the end...it wasn't a Martial Arts lesson at all...