A/N: And it's time for another Vampire Shot! Yay!

Zero: Someone's in a good mood.

Me: Yup! ^-^ 'Cuz I passed my physics quiz yesterday AND today I updated a fic that I had abandoned for almost a year. But now Heartache-chan is back and more determined than ever! o Let's see if we can get this chapter up before 9:45 pm!

Disclaimer: Heartache-chan does not own Vampire Knight. But she does own Shiki!

Zero: No, you don't.

Me: Shut the hell up, Zero!

Zero: Fine, get sued then. See if I care.

ENJOY!

WHIPPED CREAM

"Ichiru, this is stupid as hell."

Ichiru glanced over his shoulder to shoot a glare at his brother. Zero couldn't help but shiver. That was damn creepy! Was that the feeling people got when he glared at them? Zero almost felt bad.

Key word: Almost.

"C'mon, Zero," Ichiru whined, "you can't tell me you've never wanted to play a prank on Kuran. This is sure to work. It's daytime, so he's probably not gonna be up. We prank him, we laugh, we run like hell. There's no way this can go wrong!"

Yeah, except for the part where Kuran wakes up as soon as we enter the room, then kills us for disturbing his slumber. Zero snorted, but followed his twin as they lurked around to the Moon Dorm. Of course, because they were lurking, that made them all the more obvious to the ten different students (coughWITNESSEScough) who saw them. However, no one said anything because, well, Zero-chan was scary.

The twins managed to slip into the Moon Dormitory undetected, and immediately made their way up the stairs to Kaname's room. They tiptoed over to the bed where the pureblood lay sleeping.

Kuran was sleeping on his back, but the thick luxurious (over-priced) comforter covered most of his face. One of his hand was peeking out of the covers, thankfully, making Zero and Ichiru's plan that mush easier.

Zero readied the can of whipped cream and aimed at Kaname's open palm. He and Ichiru tenses. Prepared to run like hell, when the can let out a loud, farting noise. Miraculously, Kuran remained asleep, Ichiru and Zero breathed a quick sigh of relief.

Ichiru carefully leaned over their victim and tickled his nose with a long, white feather. Time seemed to move in slow motion as Kuran's cream-covered palm (A/N: that sounds so wrong!) reached up to scratch at his noise. Like a perfectly synchronized dance, Zero and Ichiru burst in fits of raucous laughter just as the pureblood smeared whipped cream all over his face.

Wide brown eyes stared up at the twins in disbelief. Zero and Ichiru tried to contain their laughter long enough to escape, but they both noticed something strange about Kuran. One, his body looked strangely…feminine. And two, his eyes were a little…too innocent.

"Yuki?" the brothers gasped in perfect unison. At that exact moment, Kaname decided to enter the room.

"Yuki, I'm back with your ice cream. The didn't Super Ultra-Mega Fudge Brownie ice cream, so I had to get you Not Quite Super Ultra-Mega But Still Really Good Fudge Brownie…" his voice trailed away as he took in the sight before him. Yuki (with whipped cream on her face), Zero (holding the incriminating can of whipped cream), and Ichiru (holding…a feather?). What the hell was going on?

"Okay, in an attempt to not kill you two immediately," Kaname addressed the twins, "I'm going to leave the room and re-enter in exactly five seconds. Then, I am going to pretend that none of this ever happened."

MUFFINS

"Zero, I made you something delicious!" Yuki exclaimed, with a particularly sweet (read: suspicious) smile on her face. "It's a blueberry muffin! I made it myself," she finished proudly.

Ichiru walked up resting his chin on Zero's right shoulder. "Don't do it, Zero. She probably did something to it. And even I she didn't, its probably going to taste awful." Kaname also appeared, resting his chin on Zero's let shoulder. "Eat it, Kiryu. It will make Yuki happy."

"But, Ichiru's probably right. Yuki can't cook."

"I'm sorry, but I don't recall really giving you an option," Kaname's tone was threatening, but he maintained a charming smile. "If you do anything to upset my dear girl, I'll be forced to punish you, Kiryu-kun."

Ichiru's eye twitched, and he slid further away from creepy vampire. "Just do it, Zero. Whatever he has in mind is probably worse." (A/N: Much, much worse)

Zero reluctantly accepted the muffin and took a small bite. His nose wrinkled in extreme displeasure. Kaname pinched off a small piece of the muffin to taste as well. He had to fight the urge to pit it out. "Yuki, what did you put in here?"

Yuki shrugged. "You know, the usual. Muffin mix, milk, blueberries, some of my deliciously irresistible blood. The usual," she repeated.

And that day they all learned that blueberries and Yuki do not taste good together.

SHIKI

Aido glared at the silent vampire sitting in front of him. The ice user tapped his foot impatiently. "For the last time, Shiki, where the hell is my Pocky? You're the only who would've have taken it!"

"Why would I take your pocky, Aido?" Shiki dodged the question.

"Er, probably because I always take yours, so you wanted revenged." Shiki merely shrugged and took a sip of his soda in response. Hanabusa just watched him with wide eyes. Even though Senri wasn't making a facial expression, he almost looked like a little kid for a minute. Aido almost felt bad.

Key word: Almost.

Finally, the unemotional vampire spoke. "I already ate it."

Aido wasn't sure if he wanted to cry or scream. All he wanted was the sweet, heavenly taste of some chocolate Pocky! Alas, Senri managed to dash on those dreams with a blank expression on his face. But then, the ubiquitous light bulb went off above his head.

Shiki had eaten his Pocky. The Pocky was now a part of him. Therefore, if he ate Shiki, he would basically be eating Pocky, right? Right? It was because of this train of thought that Hanabusa leaned over and bit Shiki, right on top of his head.

Shiki just sat there drinking his soda and Aido nom-ed on his head. Takuma and Kain both strolled into the room.

"Takuma, Aido bit me on the head." Shiki's monotone voice immediately put Ichijo into action.

"Are you trying to eat him? Like, physically chew and swallow him?"

Er…yeah?

A/N: And this is what happens when I'm high off of my own awesomeness. There shall be a continuation to that last little part. These were just little drabbles that randomly popped into my head. Don't be surprised if you see more of this type of stuff.

So, please review, so Shiki won't get eaten! ^-^

SEE YA NEXT TIME!