Hey ppl. I an glad to be making u laugh so far. Not much to say right now so for now please Anyway here is the next chapter of Resident Evil/Weskinator. lol. Anyway I hope you all like this! More of Weskinator and Barry's bromance! Lol. This is a mini chapter so I could get the Terminator content out of the way. BTW I will have a parody of Malcolm in the Middle at the end. Gettin a lot of parody stuff outta the way,

R&R!

2003

Chris: "I just don't get it. I was being hunted down by some ugly gap toothed nazi sympathizer with bad movie lines!"

Suddenly gunfire breaks out in police station.

Five minutes earlier...

Weskinator: "Tell me. Are you Chris Redfield?"

Policeman: "Look, visiting hours are over. You'll have to come back later okay?"

Weskinator: "I'll be black."

He leaves.

Police officer: "What the hell does he mean by that? Damn Black Entertainment Television!"

Wesker crashes through the front of the police station and the glass and debris kills the cop. Weskinator gets out of the car carrying multiple weapons. SMG's Assault Rifles, shotguns and pistols.

Barry: "You know what they call vagina in France? Royale with cheese!"

Weskinator begins opening fire on police officers. A cop fires a shotgun and hits Weskinator in the chest. Weskinator opens fire on him with an SMG and turns him into swiss cheese.

Weskinator: "You just shoot at me because I'm black."

A female cop fired at Weskinator's chest. Weskinator emptied his SMG at her, killing her and two other cops.

Barry hands Weskinator a magazine.

Barry: "Dude! Looks like somebody brought his A game! Up high!" Weskinator high fived him with his extra robot hand.

Barry helps him and starts firing with the shotgun and hits a cop, a detective, blowing his stomach open.

Barry: "Say broseph. How did you manage to do that thing with my voice?"

Weskinator: "I can do the sound of anything I hear. It could be good or bad. I even record songs that are good for the computer chip...I mean the soul."

Weskinator's vision selects several options and on his sight it says FINDING PRIMARY KILL SONG.

PRIMARY KILL SONG SELECTED: FUCK THE POLICE BY NWA

Barry: "Now this is some good killing music! I hate cops!" He says as the song is played on loudspeaker via Weskinator's mouth.

One of the wounded cops holding his bleeding chest speaks to Barry,..

Cop: "You used to be one of us..."

Barry: "That's not true! There are two things Barry Burton never forgets! His career choice and his grandmothers birthday!"

(Shot to an old woman at a nursing home checking her watch while the candles on a birthday cake burn.)

Weskinator continues firing and Barry hads him another magazine while he fires.

Weskinator in Eazy E's voice plus music: "Fuck the police. Fuck fuck fuck the police."

Finaly the song ends. Even still he keeps firing.

Chris busts in and breaks his cuffs.

Leon: "You came back for me!"

Chris: "Yeah! I'm here to save you! Quick! Snarf my cavernous bung hole you knob gobbling Jew!"

Leon: "Don't you mean come with you?"

Chris: "Why? What'd I say?"

Chris relects on the first time he had sex...

Chris and Claire are at home. They are still minors. . They are eating trix cereal. Suddenly the trix rabbit shows up.

Rabbit: "Gimme the fuckin cereal!" He points a .44 at both of them.

Chris: "Whoa! Silly rabbit! You've last your mind!"

Rabbit: "Lost my mind? I'll show you lost my mind!" He grabs a random lady and puts teh gun to the back of her head.

Rabbit: "Hand it over...Or the bitch GETS IT!

Lady: "Run! He's gonna kill me no matter what you do!"

Rabbit screaming with eyes all red and veiny: "I'm not gonna tell you again!"

Chris hands it over.

Rabit: And now to finish some unsettled business." He shoots the lady.

Claire: "What happened to you?"

Rabbit: "Nobody ever wants me to have the fuckin trix! So I started smoking angel dust! Are you happy now? Then Tony the Tiger has me try crystal meth. Its grrreeaaaat! Fuckin scum bag."

Suddenly a car rolls up and the trix rabbit is shot with a Tec 9.

Ice Cube, Eazy E and Dr. Dre get out. Along with MC Ren and DJ Yella. They find a dime bag of coke on his body.

Eazy E: "Remember kids. Using drugs isn't cool. Now when you sell the shit? That's somethimg else."

Ice Cube: "We're gonna teach you kids the way we do math in the hood. If Tito is moving twenty kilos of coke from L.A. to Vegas, at a speed of 55 MPH. He left his project in L.A. around 9:AM. What time will he get to Vegas?"

Chris : "Hmmmm. It depends on if he stops to see his ho first."

Dr. Dre pats him on the back.

Dre: "That's what we call a variable. All right kids. Take it easy."

They get back in and drive off.

Chris: "Looks like the trix rabbit got what he deserves."

Claire: "Yeah, but am I?" She kisses him and removes her clothes.

Chris: "Whoa. Your vagina is six years younger tha my penis. No grass on the field. Yes!"

They kiss and begin to disrobe before getting busy.

Claire: "I'm so telling mom."

(End Flashback.)

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Weskinator: "You know what I don't like about the vagina?"

Barry: "What's that?"

Weskinator: "Nothing. That's what."

Both: "Sweet!" Robot high five.

Suddenly a police officer blasts Weskinator in the face A layer of his skin is now missing. He fires the SMG and kills the cop with a head shot.

Barry: "You're a robot? I thought we told each other everything! If you weren't honest about this how do I know you weren't honest about other things? Like loving vagina!"

Weskinator grabs Barry and slams him against the wall.

Weskinator: "Dude. How dare you suggest I don't like the vagina."

Barry raises his eyebrows: "Ooooohh."

Weskinator also raises his eyebrows but while this is going on Leon has liberated Chris and they sneak past.

They give chase after Leon and Chris. Chris and Leon got on Leon's motor scooter. They begin to ride down the road.

Weskinator sees a man in a hot dog truck.

Weskinator: "I will relish this." He snaps the neck of the driver and throws him into the street. He begins to drive after the targets.

Barry chases him down the street on foot.

Barry: "Wait bro! I never got to tell you the greatest thing about vagina. It brought me closer to you..."

Weskiinator chases after Leon and Chris. He runs them off the scooter.

Chris: "On your neat and pedicured feet soldier!"

Leon: "You noticed!"

Chris: "How could I not?"

Weskinator backs up the hot dog vehicle. Then he drives after them.

Weskinator: "Don't try to run because I will catch up!"

Chris pulls out a grenade and pulls the pin.

Chris: "Oh no. Just like The actor from the Superman movies, we're not running anymore!" Chris throws the grenade and it explodes causing the vehicle to blow up with theWeskinator inside of it.

Barry with mouth hanging open: "Nooooooo!"

Barry: "I'll miss our conversations. I'll have to resort to comfort food." He opens a box of krispy kreme. He begins wolfing donuts. Jill attempts to grab one and Barry roughly grabs her arm.

Barry in nearly demonic voice: "Do you wanna lose that hand?"

Chris: "Leon! Hang in there!"

Leon: "I have to warn you about the future...next president is...an idiot..."

Leon breathes his last breath. The screen displays an option Continue? Yes. No.

Leon respawns: "Hey, what's up everybody?"

Chris: "Oh yeah. That's right. You are a video game character. You can die a hundred times and come back to life no matter how stupid that sounds in writing!"

Dead redhead Leon with bloody hole in head: "Tell me about it."

Suddenly the Weskinator rises from the flames. He comes walking, now just a skeleton. He is holding a Bazooka.

Weskinator: "I have a friend you should meet. His name is Bazooka Joe and he's treezed to meet you. But its time for you to leave! Now!

Leon fires a TMP at the Bazooka causing it to explode.

The blast does not kill Weskinator. He continues to advance.

Leon: "Damn it all! I wish Iron Man would help!"

Iron Man: "Well I would but earlier I smoked a blunt so now my reaction is delayed."

Iron man turns to camera: "Still think drugs are cool?"

Weskinator charges at Chris.

Weskinator: "I'm going to commercial break you in three...two...one..."

(Annoying ad from Progressive.)

Announcer: "And now back with more Chapelle Show! Wait...was this Chapelle show? Its not? Damn...I gotta stop taking acid..."

Barry steps in front of Weskinator.

Carlos: "Wow! Barry solving a problem? I guess there's a first time for everything! Oh and I just got my big boy hairs!"

Barry: "Just a second Broham! If you kill Chris, he'll never invent the BSAA. Then you will never be sent back in time to kill him. Then we'll never get to talk...about vagina..."

Weskinator: "But dude! Its my primary mission!"

Barry: "Maybe its time to stop listening to the primary mission in your mind and listen to the primary mission in your heart."

Weskinator nearly malfunctions trying to decide between Terminate or abort.

Weskinator: "Must terminate...must terminate...walls arounde my heart."

He steps away from Chris.

Barry: "Now don't you feel better?"

Weskinator: "I know what would make me feel better."

Barry and Weskinator embrace and begin kissing.

Claire: "Whoa. Did I miss something... or is Barry tongue kissing a hunk of metal?"

Chris: "Wait a minute future, Leon. There's something I have to know...do you think the Resident Evil game will really get young men to neglect their girlfriends causing them to go gay to fufill their sexual needs?"

Leon: "Well in the future, one year from now...boys do start playing at a very young age...but probably not. I think..."

Carlos: "Well since we're all saying what we're thinking, I was thinking of paying a hooker to shove bowling pins up my ass!"

Claire: "I've been gone for a bit. Come to think of it, where Sherry? I did leave her behind as revealed at the end of the Nemesis game. Wow...I guess I can't blame her if she hates me in the future..."

Barry: "Yeah...here's to the youngest piece of ass you can tap without setting off an amber alert!"

In France, two baby boys are sitting next to each other playing Resident Evil and one of them takes out its pacifier and they tongue kiss. In Japan, a toddler undoes his pjay's and kisses his brother.

In Italy a baby in diapers kisses another boy in diapers and picks him up and the two boys walk like a married couple into the playhouse. Then the two diapers come flying out, shit splattering on the ground...

To Be Continued...

But first a new look at Fox's new hit sitcom!

Malcolm X in the Middle.

Shot to a young boy with a straw in his nostril.

Malcolm narrating: "That's my brother Dewey. He likes drinking milk. Through his nose."

Shot to older teenage boy.

Malcolm narrating: "That's Reece. He likes eating his own boogers and farting on retards."

Lois: "Reece stop eating your boogers! Hal would you do something about this?

Hal responds while reading paper in the nude: "Boogers have protein."

Shot to African American male.

Malcolm voiceover: "And that's me. Malcolm X."

Theme Song: "You're not the white boss of me now you're not the white boss of me now and I'm not your slave."

Malcolm stares into camera.

Malcolm: "You know what the worst thing about childhood is? White people!"

Malcolm: "Why is it that in a game of pool the game isn't over until you knock the black ball in the hole?"

Lois: "We go through this every morning Malcolm. Why can't you eat your breakfast like a god boy?"

Malcolm: "Because the international power structure is being used to oppress dark skinned people all over the world!"

Lois: "That's it mister. No more late night episodes of the Jeffersons for you!"

(Shot to Malcolm X praying, facing East.)

Dewey: "Hey Malcolm. Wanna play hide and go seek?

Malcolm: "Why don't we play hide and seek the truth?"

Dewey leavves.

At dinner they all sit around the table.

Malcolm: "Why is it that angel fod cake is white and devils food cake is black? Think about it!"

Malcolm stands up

Malcolm: "I will join my black brothers and sisters and together we will burn down the white power structure that has kept us enslaved! I will hunt the white supremecists down like animals!"

Lois: "Fine but you can't leave until you brush your teeth."

Malcolm: "Why? Are they not white enough for you?"

Lois: "March mister! To the bathroom, not on Washington"

Later...

Lois bursts in with the phone bills.

Lois: "Who's been making all these calls to Mecca?"

Dewey and Reece back away from Malcolm. He stares at Lois without batting an eye.

Anouncer: "Malcolm X in the middle. We finally got a show with a black person on Fox!"

LIFE IN UNFAIR...

Okay people. That was a mini chapter so sorry about that. In the next chapter we will continue the RE parody but for now I wanted to do a chapter involving Wesker/Terminator jokes.

Also that thing of Malcolm X is both a joke at his and Fox's expense. He is my hero, this is just good fun. You know how it is. I basically got the idea from a skit I saw on the TV.

Not to mention mocking Arnold's corny movie line tendencies. Anyway tell me what you think!