Shopping always bored Jack and he was defiantly not in the frame of mind anyway, The girls and Owen had gone off leaving Jack with Ianto. So he just listened to Ianto and bought similar stationary items to what he was buying. But when it came to clothes Jack was suddenly in the mood and could not and would not in good conscious wear. It was in about the fourth clothes store they entered that Jack had enough.
"Ok stop right there what do you think your doing," Jack exclaimed
"What," Ianto replied whilst in the middle of holding up a ghastly yellow and brown top up to himself
"What? What are you thinking even glancing at something like that?" Jack asked him
"What it looks good,"
"Oh no for one the colours are all wrong for you for two the shape is all wrong for you and most importantly it does not under any circumference look good on you!"
Ianto laughed
"Well sorry Gok Wan," Ianto replied
They both laughed
"Hey how would I know what to wear if I didn't have his advise," Jack said
"Oh so really you're a closet woman very spooky," Ianto said laughing
"Ha-ha very funny now let me help you,"
A couple of hours later the boys were stood in front of a mirror
"Now see isn't that better,"
Jack was right it was better Ianto was dressed in a red long sleeved (which were rolled up) shirt with a waistcoat over that. To finish the look off he had black trousers on.
"Wow thanks Jack," Ianto said
"And this is just for special occasions you got casual stuff for school," Jack said
"Yea well its good that's sorted you know that's why the girls and Owen left 'cause they know I spend ages picking out stuff,"
"That and Owen just loves looking at bras and panties," Jack replied Laughing
"Yea that to," Ianto said laughing to
"So what do you think of Jack then," Toshiko asked the others
"What? Mr Harkness oooh he's fine," Mac replied
"What and you hit me for making almost the same remarks bout other woman," Owen exclaimed
"Yea but there's a difference woman are allowed to make such remarks," Mac told him
"What why?" he asked
"Easy Owen because we're so much better than you boys are," Tosh explained as they walked
Mac laughed Owen smiled
"Exactly listen to your girlfriend,"
"That's not true,"
"I speak only the truth Owen Harper and you know it," Tosh said
They all laughed
I wonder how he's getting on with Ianto," Owen pondered
"What are you insinuating about my boyfriend," Mac said a hint of aggression in her voice
"Nothing, nothing god your so aggressive I was just wondering if Jack had any luck making Ianto more…more,"
"Choose your words very carefully Owen," Mac told him
"Fun,"
"Ianto is very fun ya just gotta get him in the right mood," Mac replied
"Face it Mac he's very funny but not very fun," Tosh said
"Tosh he is fun just not all the time like us especially on a day like today and with new people," Mac tried to reason
"Hey what's that?" Ianto pointed out as they were walking to the restaurant they were meeting the others at
"What?" Jack asked looking in the direction Ianto was pointing
Ianto quickly stole a bag that was sitting on another bag that jack was holding and put it behind his back
"I don't see anything," Jack said turning back, he stopped "Hey ok where's the bag with err stuff in it," he continued
"I don't know I only have my bags here what was in this bag?" Ianto asked
"Its not important," Jack replied
"No if I know what was in it I could help you look for it," Ianto told him
"Ianto give it back," Jack said
"Oh what this you want this back?"
"Yes I want that back,"
"Hmm what do we have here… a hat oooh a pretty hat to," Ianto said putting on the red detective styli hat
"Oi! Give it back" Jack exclaimed grabbing for it with is free hand
Ianto side stepping Jack's attempt continued
"Look at me I'm Jack…This is actually quite a cool hat I might have to steal it off you one day its not as good as the cowboy hat though,"
Jack laughed as Ianto finally put the hat back in the bag and gave it back
"Oh I have found it," Ianto announced
"Oh look you have," Jack replied
They both laughed
"God what is taking them so long," Mac said
"Ianto probably dragged Jack into a book shop…god I'm starving," Owen replied
"Hey what's wrong with books!" Tosh exclaimed
"Nothing I just don't like them,"
"Well you should their full of knowledge, you'll have to read loads if you want to become a doctor," Tosh pointed out
As Owen groaned and rested his head on the table Jack and Ianto appeared
"You two took your time," Mac said getting up and kissing Ianto
"Yea sorry but wait until you see Ianto's new look," Jack said
Tosh, Mac and Owen all looked at Jack with complete shock
"What!"