:) i dont own one piece.. and i changed my idea of this chapter. i hope you like it! oh, and i guess they're sorta dressed normally... zoro is wearing a white tee/usual pants, and robin is wearing something that shows her stomach.

After a few miles of walking through grass, dirt, trees, and rocks, Robin said something to break the silence.

"Do you not like it when I call you Kenshi-san?"

"Huh? Well I guess I don't mind"

"Oh, really? Back at the ship you seemed angered."

"Hmph don't take me so seriously all the time. I just want to piss off the love-cook."

"My my..."

As the two were walking, Zoro started to get bored, and so he kicked a rock into the bush. A loud growl was heard from within...

"Kenshi-san, I believe you have angered something."

"Hmm?"

Suddenly, a pig jumped out of the bushes and stared at the two pirates.

"What the hell..?"

"My my...

Zoro walked up to the pig and gave it a nudge with his foot. No reaction.

"What the hell are you staring at?"

Suddenly the pig grunted, it had a yellow aura around it, and suddenly a blue shock wave exited the pig's mouth, grazing the swordsman's ear.

Author's Note: Remember this fruit? It's from a filler episode, I just changed the user.

"Kenshi-san! That pig has the abilities of the Goe-Goe no Mi!"

Zoro grunted and said, "Okay, so should we eat it?"

"If you want to Kenshi-san. I wont stop you."

"It looks like a disgusting pig though."

"I might have to agree with you on that statement."

The pig let a vein pop and and prepared to let out a grunt louder than before, the yellow aura glowed, and Zoro and Robin became alert. The pig let out a grunt, definitely louder than before, and the blue beam shot out, leaving Zoro and Robin a few seconds to evade. Obviously a few seconds wasnt enough, and Robin's backpack was grazed, and tore about an inch into one of her favorite books that she was planning on reading while walking. Zoro was faster than Robin, but the beam had been so close to him that the hilt of his Wadou Ichimonji cracked. Both with horrifically devilish looks on their faces, they turned towards the pig and looked at each other for a second, and nodded, as if they both knew...

We will MURDER that damn shitty bitch pig.

When the pig looked at the faces of his enemies, it farted. Then ran away as fast as it could, but of course, it was no where near fast enough to avoid the "Demon Cutter Zoro" and the "Devil Child Robin" and it died a horrible, painful, treacherous death. With a look of satisfaction on their face, Zoro and Robin smiled, and buried the pig into the dirt where the two of them wrote "-Z & R" With that, still horribly pissed off, they walked on into the forest, mumbling and muttering curses under their breaths.

The two Strawhats walked on and on until night came, but they still had no trace of civilization. Instead of furthering their search for it, they decided to look for a place to rest.

"So Kenshi-san, do you believe that there are people living on this island?"

"I dunno. There could be. It's definitely big enough."

"That's true."

"You aren't tired?"

"Not yet Kenshi-san. I can go on for a while without sleeping."

"Crazy woman.."

Robin giggled and said, "Well if you want to rest for today we can do so over there."

The raven-haired woman pointed at a opening in the side of a cliff, and the marimo simply agreed, yawning. This made the woman giggle.

"What..? Do you think yawning is funny woman?"

"No, I think you're funny Kenshi-san."

"Why?"

"Because I think you're cute sometimes Kenshi-san."

"Huh...?"

Zoro let a tint of red take over his cheeks for a few seconds before hastily walking towards the cliff making Robin, yet again, giggle.

It was a small amount of room. It definitely wouldn't let Zoro fully lie down, but Robin probably could fit. Zoro sat at the entrance of the cave so he could keep watch and let Robin rest up, but that's not how he wanted it. Robin didn't want him to keep watch either. She walked over to him and said, "Kenshi-san, you are the one who is tired, you should take a nap."

The marimo just grunted and began to slowly lie down onto the empty ground to the right of him, flinching once his head felt the cold, hard floor. Robin smiled at this, and walked over to where his head lay. She kneeled down and lifted his head off of the ground, and placed him onto her lap facing upwards. He opened one eye and saw her staring at him with a soft expression, gently smiling. He then sub-consciously opened both eyes, and stared into her eyes. Snapping out of his daze, he blushed but then faced the opposite way of the older woman to hide his face. Robin smiled, and picked up her favorite book, sighing after she remembered the pig.

She looked at the darkness night had given them, and she looked back at the man resting on her lap. She couldn't clearly see his face since it was very VERY dark, and he had turned away. He snored, and turned the other way, now facing towards Robin's stomach, but not ONLY her stomach. (LOL) Robin was a bit surprised at this, having the feeling of butterflies in her stomach, sort of literally as well. When the swordsman exhaled, his warm breath tickled her bare stomach and around that area. She ignored the thoughts floating around in her head, and took one of her hands from under his head and placed one beside her to support herself as she leaned back on her arm to look upwards, where she observed the stars.

Hours went by, but Zoro never shifted position. Eventually Robin noticed he hadn't been snoring, and he couldn't feel his breath anymore. She was starting to suspect that he was some sort of a pervert, and so she made a face, and let his head fall to the floor. No reaction. Robin checked to see if he was breathing... Oh God Kenshi-san please be holding your breath..! Then she checked to see if his pulse was still going.