I don't own deadpool or saw. I don't make any money off of this.
Okay there is a lot of grammar errors in this, but that's intentional.
This whole chapter is dedicated to deadpool's wonderful ability to break the forth wall. I hope you find it funny.
There's not much else to say other than deadpool just completely ruined this chapter, and that's an awesome thing.
The hallways were dark and cold. Blood stained the walls and screams of terror can be heard echoing around.
"Bob will you shut up! I'm gonna get you outta here!" screamed Deadpool as he left his friend…
"Who said Bob was my friend?" Deadpool interrupted looking towards the ceiling.
Umm… I did.
"Okay, umm who are you exactly?"
The narrator of your story.
"I thought Bob was narrating this story."
He was for the first chapter, but this fan fic has multiple narratives.
"Oh, okay, well Bob is my sidekick, not my friend. Get that straight narrator boy!"
Anyways, Deadpool searches frantically for a way out, for a way to save his associates.
"Don't forget we were also poisoned, though with my healing factor and all the poison in my blood stream is not going to hurt me. But Bob, yeah it'll hurt Bob."
Are you going to let me tell the story?
"Yeah, at some point."
Why are you even breaking the forth wall?
"It's what I do."
You need to be concerned on freeing your friends from Jigsaw's traps.
"That's why this seems so familiar! This is something out of a Freddy Krueger movie, right?"
Never mind.
"Maybe I should narrate, you know this is my story and all."
This story had multiple narratives!
"Three exclamations points, that's bad grammar! See I used one."
Oh just fuck it I give up.
To be continued !
Cable's in the next chapter.
"I wonder If I'll save him?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
"Grammar error!"
Continued...