"Sit there" I bark at Hidan, pointing to a chair in the corner of the room as soon as they come through the balcony doors.
He crosses the room slowly, taking in his new surroundings. "phew, swanky" he exhales, dropping down into silk wingback.
"Wow, you must be freaking rich yeah" Deidara says as he tosses a vase, which costs more than his life is properly worth, up and down before clumsily placing it back on the chest of drawers.
"Not really, this room is just one of the perks of the job" I partially sigh as my voice seems to have lost all of its anger, as I walk over to the drawers next to Deidara.
"Job?" he asks both confused by the change in tone and what the fuck I was going on about.
"Well yea I work here. Have done for five years now…or is it six. Meh who cares." I trail of as I rummage through my drawers, pulling out a dull silver hip flask. "Works easy, just pull in as many suckers into high stakes gambling, earn a decent amount, split it with the manager eighty to him twenty to me. Plus I get all the food and alcohol I want, and of coarse to play the role of the frivolous gambler I get the best suite in the place" I pop the flask open taking a generous swig.
"Who gives a fuck" Hidan shout louder then necessary from the chair he was left in, once again causing my brow to furrow as I snap the lid back onto my drink.
"Aww does the little child not like attention taken away from him" I head towards the bastard leaving Deidara to once again wander aimlessly.
"Now let's see what's wrong with you" I channel chakra into my palm, kneel down in front of him placing it gently onto where deidara had hit him outside. Instantly I pull away with a gasp, earning a laugh from my 'patient' as I stare at the spot my hand had been.
"Take your top off" I order not moving my eyes.
"I know I'm hot but you could at least control yourself till he leaves the room"
"Shut up, and take your top off" I say growing impatient.
"Fine, no need to be so pushy" he laughs as he shrugs off the top half of his kimono.
"That isn't possible" I whisper to myself leaning back onto my heels staring at Hidan's boo-boo.
"You're not gonna fucking faint are you?" Hidan asks, with both anger and amusement in his voice.
Ignoring him I continue to stare at the wound in his stomach. It wasn't something you'd see every day, more like on a very unlucky corpse during war time. The left side of his abdomen is completely open, charred skin lining it. Ruptured organs and broken, no shattered ribs were obviously visible.
"How the fuck are you alive?" I continue to whisper. "Liver, left kidney and gallbladder completely gone. Intestines ripped open. Inferior vena cava bled dry. And about a third of your lung missing, not to mention the shattered ribs." I refocus my chakra, this time into each palm. My left glowing a dull green I place over the wound, receiving a wince from Hidan. I roll my eyes as I concentrate on rebuilding each of his cells. "There, happy now" I take my hand away.
"You're done? Hmmm" Deidara sits up from the couch he had made himself comfy on, clearly thinking this would take all night.
"I thought I told you I'm the best" I smirk at the blonde before noticing Hidan stand back up. "No you don't I'm not finished here." I quickly stand up, focusing chakra once again to my palm, though this time it glows a pale yellow, and placing it once again on his bare torso.
"Cells created and sustained by chakra alone, theoretically making you" I stop myself, taking my hand off his flesh.
"The words immortal" he fills in for me with a sneer in his voice. "A gift from lord jashin"
"hn, nice gift you got there. Don't touch that" I roll my eyes towards the blonde. He freezes but his hand still lingers over the suspicious black wire stretched from ceiling to floor disappearing into both in front of the open window.
"What is it? Hmm"
"Firework" I smirk. "But if you set them off here your gonna have a shit view" He stares at it for longer, clearly fighting the urge to cut it.
"What happened to your arm?" I ask, taking his seat on the couch. Deidara arches his eyebrow while Hidan laughs to himself from his chair.
"This time I'll blow you to pieces" the blonde snaps storming forwards reaching into the bag at his waist.
A small snap stops him and he turns backs to me, to see his left pinky bent in the wrong direction.
"Can you feel that?" I ask innocently.
"n-no yeah" he stammers as I roll up his sleeve to reveal stitches right round the top half of his arm.
"What happened to your arm?" I ask again.
"Some IDIOT cut it off." he glares at the pink eyed man. Ignoring his rants he continues "But Kakazu stitched it back together and healed the bone so its fine yea."
"I'm not knocking Kakuzu's work, but he was trying to kill ya" I tell him, twanging at the stitches. "He's managed to prevent circulation to the majority of your arm, which is why you've only had limited use of your hand and cant feel this" I flick his broken finger. "so slowly the cells will die and infection will spread…I'd give you about six days..if you're lucky" I carry on, unsheathing the dagger holding up my hair and ignoring the growing panic in the blondes eyes I start to cut out the stitches.
"So if he took off your arm, I'm guessing you blew that hole into his side"
"Hn" he smirks to himself. "Yea that was me, next time I'll blow off his Jashin worshiping head hmm."
"I'd like to see you try"
"I don't know Hidan, he defiantly won that round" I laugh to myself taking out the last stitch.
"No fucking way, I could kick that bastard any day" he starts off shouting again.
"Now relax and focus on something 'nice', rainbows, puppies.." I trail off not noticing his point of focus was right down my dress.
I focus my chakra and place my hand on his arm. I pause a second a small smile curling on my lips *pair of freaks* CRACK he tries not to make a sound as I rebreak his humorous with my chakra.
"Don't tell me that hurt?" I laugh picking up the dagger again slicing through the loose flesh.
"WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU!" he screams as his limb falls to the floor.
"So many cells were already dead, starting from scratch is the easier option" I tell him, taking his arm and putting it on top of the dresser and taking a small leather flask from it throwing it to the pissed blonde. "Calm down, have a drink" I laugh throwing him it.
"Did he act like this when you took it off?" I ask Hidan sitting amused on his chair.
"There was a lot more swearing and explosions" he laughs.
"Come here you big baby, you're bleeding all over the carpet" resting my hands on his stump I begin my work and it slowly begins to regenerate.
"So why doesn't your little club have a medic already?" I ask not looking at either of them, and not seeing the smirk the two exchanged.