Title: Handcuffs, Seriously?
Rating: T
Warnings: Strongly implied mature content, 6918, MukuHiba, OOC, spoilers for chapter 260.
Note: Personally, I didn't find this chapter as funny…but I really wanted to get a message across, well, what I believe….heh….stupid Araundi's handcuffs, Hiba really should just chuck them away. You look sooo much cooler with tonfas! =^=
Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyoshi Hitman Reborn!
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Handcuffs, Seriously?
"Are you ever going to give me an excuse?" Hibari questioned as he curled his legs towards himself, making room for the naked illusionist.
"What for?" Mukuro slipped into the bathtub with glee.
"What else?" The Cloud Guardian stared at the other with a hard stare "exactly that."
Shrugging, Mukuro dipped his arms into the lukewarm water, sighing peacefully "Kyoya, let's go Green"
Hibari looked up "What?...Green?"
"Yeah you know, choosing more eco-friendly and natural options" Mukuro explained.
"I know what 'going green' means" snapped Hibari as he looked at the other man suspiciously "why would YOU want to all of a sudden?"
"It's good for the planet"
Hibari was tempted to smack himself in the forehead as he scoffed. Unbelievable.
"Think about it, you're denying kinky sex with your handcuffs because of the nerve and muscle damage risk" stated Mukuro as if it were fact. He dodged Hibari's swinging arms and continued "There's no nerve damage if we use handcuffs especially designed for such passionate activities"
"Just call it sexual intercourse you herbivore" mumbled Hibari who was clearly not pleased with Mukuro's phrasing.
"Wouldn't it be even better if we use neoprene handcuffs that are also pro-cow?"
"Just what makes you think I'll throw away Araundi's handcuffs for a pair of useless ones" sneered Hibari
Mukuro chuckled "what are you saying? You threw away your so called 'useless' tonfa for the handcuffs didn't you?"
The poor Mist Guardian was on the receiving end of Hibari's sharp kick.
"Mind you, I'm talking about when our naked bodies are tangled together in heat and not during battle" Mukuro pointed out as he rubbed his sore stomach, silently cursing Hibari and his 'unexpected' kick.
"Then don't bring up my tonfas" Hibari bit his lips, he could feel them inching to a curve "unless you want to be at the end of them"
Mukuro seemed as though he was considering Hibari's words before he answered with a rather sly voice "I prefer looking at your perverted face when you melt under my touch"
Hibari wanted to gag "Not very kinky at all"
"You're right…but doing anything with you is kinky in itself." Mukuro smiled at the other, his eyes just daring Hibari to disagree.
Instead Hibari's cheeks flushed red "Well then I guess we really don't need Araundi's handcuffs"
Nodding his head, Mukuro pulled the other closer. Hibari silently thanked the creator of small bathtubs for the proximity it provided.
"So why are we going green again?"
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"How about we also get some organic lubricant?"