Hey peoples! Nice to greet you on notorious CHAPTER TWO! WOO! It might not be as hyper as the lovely stories I used to write, but blame my mother, who forced me to move from all my happy hyperess!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter…But I do own a cape!
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Chapter two:
Not Georges and hair
"Malfoooooooyyyyyyyyyy please!?" I begged, poking him slightly.
"No." He said stoically.
"B-But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?"
"I don't want you to mess it up!"
"One little touch wont hurt it!"
"One little touch to YOU is a disaster!"
"Please! I just want to touch it ONCE!" Sighing in defeat, he looked up at me.
"Never again?"
"Never ever EVER again." I nodded, he bowed his head and let me feel his blonde, cement-like hair. I giggled and ran away joyfully, trying to catch up to Mel, who was SOMEWHERE in this castle!
"HEY NEARLY HEADLESS NICK!!!!!" I ran up and ghost glomped him…which ended in me falling on my face.
"Ho-ho-ho! Hello there!"
"Do you know where Mel is?"
"Oh! In fact I do…last I saw her she was braiding Dumbledore and Hagrid's beards." He brought his and to his chin in thought. I grinned, running down the corridor.
"Oh my Jashin(it's a god….just to let you know.) George! LOOK BEHIND YOU! ITS NOT GEORGE AGAIN!" I screamed, throwing an oversized pen at Not George.
"For the LAST TIME KONEKO! We are Twins!"
"EVIL TWIN!" I said, making a futile grab for Fred.
"No." He slapped me on the top of my head. My happiness level dropped from OH MY JASHIN LETS GO GET PIE! OKFJEOJKD to Dead puppies.
"What'd you guys do to Koneko?" A certain girl asked from behind.
"MELLLLLL! I MISSED YOU!" Happiness level: Back up to farting rainbow unicorns.
"…I was gone less than an hour!"
"It felt like an eternity."
"……..You're a stalker."
"Stalker is such a terrible word…let's use 'organized observer of ones motions and speech.'" (I got THAT from a really awesome fanfic in which Naruto drops the soap.)
"Well then…"
"Yup." I nodded.
"Wanna go bug Snape?"
"YOSH!" I jumped up and down, grabbing her hand and dragging her towards the black haired man.
"Loriel, because I'm worth it!" I heard him tell himself in the mirror of his room. I chuckled.
"LORIEL! BECAUSE MY HAIR CRAWLS AWAY IF I DON'T POISON IT!" I screamed, ducking behind the wall again. I heard him sigh, trudging over to my hiding spot.
"If you don't stop annoying the people in my school, Koneko, I will be forced to get a potion…I'm sure you know what one I'm talking about?"
"T-the one that makes you blurt out all your secrets?"
"The exact one." He smirked. I gulped knowingly.
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Ko-Chan!(OR IS IT!?)