Warning: Crack, child show stars with weapons, Yaoi or Shonen-Ai,
Disclaimor: I do not own Soul Eater or the characters. I do own a pink hat that resebles Noah's, an office chair, the tilla tubbie army, General Barney now a vinalla pudding mess, Terminator Elmo, the Umpa Lumpa's, and the Sesame Street guard, Ai, Giriko's dream world, and the new and improved Giraffe armada. My sister Not Bob owns Isa and Pedo bear.
Parings: When I wrote the dream it bascally SCREAMED KidxCrona... anything else I add.
~Giriko's POV~
I blink my eyes and see I was in a wear house with Isa, Pedo Bear, Gopher, Noah the alcohol all gone.
"What happened to all the alcohol?" I ask.
"You're three hours too late." Isa says.
"Why the hell didn't you save me any!" I yell at her.
"Well we were three hours ago." Pedo bear says.
"Screw you all." I say and walk out the door.
"Do you think we should tell him about the tilla tubbie?" I hear Isa say as I walk out the door.
"Holy shit that's a big tilla tubbie!" I say looking at the 88 foot tall yellow tilla tubbie.
It turns towards me and then on the intena or whatever the heck that thing is a light starts charging.
"Shit!" I scream running from the tilla tubbie who shots a light canon missing me by two inches but sinnging my hair.
Then it has lazor vision. I scream and keep running.
"Nyahahahaha!" I hear and I turn and see Patty on a giant origami giraffe leading other giant origami giraffe's.
"Run! From the Symmetrical King's right-hand-man-girl-thingy-general!" Patty yells and I run faster.
"Patty make sure you don't break any buildings because then it'll be assymetrical and he'll go wacko on us again!" Another voice yells I look and see Ai with Terminator Elmo.
"But I want to break necks!" Patty yells.
"You can but don't break buildings!" Ai yells to her, "Now Terminator Elmo kill the man who made vanilla pudding!"
"Low batteries." Terminator Elmo says.
"Damn these things need to have their batteries changed so many times." Ai says picking up Terminator Elmo and taking off part of his back and taking out some batteries throwing them to the side hitting an elderly person making them fall down a man hole then putting some new ones in.
"Terminator Elmo says you need some holes in you." It says and I turn around and run.
"Nyahahaha~ He thinks he can run!" Patty laughs.
"Umpa lumpa's." Ai says clapping.
"Umpa dumpa. Umpady doo. We have a present for you." Eight Umpa Lumpa's say and then they take a box that's gift wrapped and hand it to me.
I look at it then open it up and it was... A. A kitten, B. An angry gopher animal not person, C. A donut, or D. ...
"Gah! A pipe bomb!" I yell throwing it away from me. Hitting the elderly person who was climbing out of the man hole knocking them back in before there was an explosion.
"Umpa Lumpa's knock out and capture." Ai says and Patty laughs.
"Shit." I say as the Umpa Lumpa's pile on me. Every thing goes dark.
~7 to 8 hours later. Kid: 8 hours! Make it 8 hours! NekoInAhat: The 7's I write on paper are more symmetrical then my 8's. Kid: Nooooo!~
I grown rolling over, "You okay?" A female voice asks I look and see Liz.
"What are you doing here? I thought you'd be helping your sister." I ask and she sighs.
"Idiot locked me up here for 'messing with the Symmetry' or tresson." She says, "Symmetrical fry?" She asks offering me a french fry.
"Sure do they have any beer here?" I ask eating the fry.
"Once in a while they give out alcohol."
"Yes! Finally something good in this joint!" I say.
"Then they shoot at us." She ends.
"Oh well I'll use my saw leg and cut up all the bullets."
"Um... Someone decided to just take the beer and run. It worked so now we do that." Liz says.
"Well that makes a lot more sense." I say sitting down.
Then a bell sounds.
"Hey look that's the bell for the time we get alcohol!" Liz says as the door opens attomaticly.
"Hell yeah! Beer!" I say running out. I see the giant pile of alcohol, beer, sake, whiskey, liquor, vodka, Baileys, all sorts.
Then I run into a big fat guy.
"Hey watch where you're going!" The porky man says loudly.
"Don't be so slow fatty." I say wanting the fat man to leave me alone so I could drink.
"Who you calling fat." He says.
"Shut up fatty I want to drink." I say mad.
"No you don't! Not until I beat you up for calling me fat." He says raising a hand at me.
"Saw leg first gear." I say cuttin off the man's arm then cutting him in half going and picking up a bottle of whiskey.
"Finally." I say and was about to take a drink.
"Pipe bomb!" A voice yells and then I wake up my hair singged.
"I yelled 'pipe bomb'" Ai says as I look at her mad.
"Beer?" Isa asks clearly drunk with Pedo bear.
"Finally." I say.
"Sorry we drank it all." Isa says. I scream.
A/N: Ah poor Giriko never getting any alcohol. Not even in his dreams. Also the wind was SUPER bad today! The power went out! We had to go out to eat for dinner and the power didn't get back on until 9 something. Well at least it's back on. This chapter is kind of short but I wanted to wait for something AWESOME to happen next chapter. I've been wanting to write it for months X3 I got the idea when thinking of a Giriko Liz fanfiction not a pairing but funny. It was a funny idea XD Also I was typing in my parents car and I wasn't looking at the key board at all. It was awesome! I was spelling everything right! So all those meaningless times of spelling random words paid off! :D Well review! I love them and they keep me living like sun keeps plants alive, and alcohol keeps Giriko alive, and yaoi keeps my sister alive, and batteries keep my Ipod alive :D Look out for the next chapter! Not Bob: Yaoi does keep me alive! But it's getting so hard to find Yaoi. *cough cough* I think I'm dying. NekoInAhat: Have you looked up Black Butler or however you spell it? Not Bob: No. Heh I just finished watching the new Predator movie and I want to see if they have any Predator Yaoi cause near the ending when two predators faught it so looked like they were going to have a yaoi moment but then one cut the other's head off. NekoInAhat: Like a female praymantis cutting off it's mates head? I wonder why more praymantis haven't thought of lengthing their lifes by becoming gay? Not Bob: Because the more feminine one cuts off the other's head? NekoInAhat: Maybe. Well review inless you want me to die! But if you want me to die then flame so I burn! Also did you know there is a perfum called Black Star?