A/N: Wew! Noder chapter ^w^ I love that face! This was not meant for children or the very weak at heart. Ragnarok scares me seriously in this chapter I mean I think my sister scared me for life righting one part! Dear god Rags should not say that *screams and dies soul floating out of mouth* Well I just watched Cats and Dogs Revenge Of Kitty Galore! It was really good! This was an extremely random thought process from me. I think my hands were on auto pilot while I just sat there like an idiot thinking about llama's. Also to support my random thought process thought what the fudge does Bollywood style music have to do with Ragnarok and/or gay pedophile? Also beware of magic weasel! You'll get it at the end.

Warning: Crack, child show stars with weapons, Yaoi or Shonen-Ai, swearing, a VERY scary Ragnarok

Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater or the characters. I do own a pink hat that resembles Noah's, an office chair, the tilla tubbie army, General Barney now a vanilla pudding mess, Terminator Elmo, the Umpa Lumpa's, and the Sesame Street guard, Ai, Giriko's dream world, and the new and improved Giraffe armada. My sister Not Bob owns Isa and Pedo bear. I also own this plot!

Parings: When I wrote the dream it basically SCREAMED KidxCrona... anything else I add.

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~Giriko's POV~

I open my eyes. Jail walls. Damn I was back here. Was this going to happen every fucking time I go to sleep?

"You're finally up. I had to drag you back here when everyone started grabbing drinks." Liz says.

"Did you grab any?" I ask hoping she did I need a drink.

"No, it was either a barrel of wine or you." She says.

"So what happ-" I get cut off by crummy bollywood style music.

"Dear God! He's going to rape your sons!" Someone shouts.

"Hide if your a male under the age of 25!" Someone(female) else shouts.

"Are you under the age of 25?" Liz asks.

"Yeah. Why?" I ask.

"Okay hide. Maybe you can still keep your virginity." Liz says and I just stare at her raising an eyebrow.

"Aaaaah!" Someone screams, "Stay away!"

"Man I wish I had a camera then I could sell this online I could make a ton of money." I look at the girl who said that and it was Kim who had some blood dripping out of her nose.

"Agreed." Jacqueline says also bleeding from her nose.

~Back at the resistance lair~

"I sense a yaoi moment. A very hard core yaoi moment." Isa says looking up from her tea.

"Just think of butterflies." Pedo bear says sipping his tea.

"But I don't want to think of butterflies I want to find where it's coming from." Isa says.

"No I mean Gopher."

"Where's my baby!" Isa says.

"Dear God don't let her find me." Gopher says hiding behind a crate.

"I found a new dress for you~" Isa says.

"Noooo!" Gopher screams.

~Back to the jail~

"I'm breaking out!" I say.

"Pipe bomb here!(Left 4 Dead/2 reference :P)" Liz says holding a pipe bomb up.

"Where did you find that?" I ask.

"Random plot hole. They appear randomly." Liz says.

"Get your sweet ass over here(NekoInAhat: Thank Not Bob for that. Not Bob: ROFL! The pain the pain! Oh my stomache muscles are getting worked out sweet! I also had to make this child appropriate damn you rated teen. NekoInAhat: I think the swearing may be making this over teen but who cares :P)" Ragnarok? says. That was Ragnarok. I get the blue lines in front of my face.

"Light that thing as fast as possible!" I yell at Liz.

"I'm hurrying!" Liz says lighting the pipe bomb.

"Fire in the hole!" Jacqueline yells.

"Run!" I yell as me and Liz make a run for it.

"There shooting at us Captain!" Liz yells.

"Save the orange headed one for me!" Ragnarok yells.

"Fire lasers!" I yell speeding up.

"Yes Captain charging lasers!" Liz says holding a giant laser cannon. I wasn't even going to question that.

"Open fire!" I yell as we jump over the wall an explosion going off behind us.

We land in a... carnival?

"Oh a carnival." Liz says, "I'm going to go get a manicure."

As Liz leaves a loud beeping sounded and there was Isa telling me to pick up.

I walk over to a pink Hello Kitty cell phone and I pick it up, "Hello?" I ask.

"Finally I was losing air in my lungs." Isa says, "Where are you?"

"In a carnival outside of a prison." I say.

"Was there any Yaoi?" Isa asks.

"I'd rather not talk about it." I say.

"General Ragnarok raped someone and nearly raped Giriko but I found a pipe bomb and got us out." Liz says. I glare at her.

"I wish I was there!" Isa says.

"Keep it away from me!" Was heard in the background.

"But sweetie I want you to look all pretty like for your date with Noah. It's not everyday my son goes on a date with one of my minions." Isa says.

"I'm not your minion." Noah says from out in the distance.

"Well you better hurry up and bring flowers for my son!" Isa yells, "Well get back here and don't die! And Liz if Giriko gets raped you better take this phone and take lots of pictures and video tape it. Also watch out for clowns."

"Why?" I ask.

"They scare me and eat small children. You must kill them! I'm afraid they might eat my Gopher he may not be young but he's so little."

Okay this Isa was freaky. "Mom I'm right here. Stop embarrassing me." Gopher says.

"You're excepting me as your mother! I knew this day would come!" Isa says and hangs up.

"Well she's a lot of help." I say throwing out the cell phone.

"Ow!" Something says.

"What the hell was that?" I ask.

"How dare you hit the magical weasel!" A weasel says jumping out of the trash can.

"Whut?" I ask.

"Weasel pimp slap!" The weasel says slapping me, "I am the magical weasel! Bow down to me and I may grant you luck and a wish!"

"I'm leaving." I say walking away.

"Don't turn your back to me!" The weasel yells and I fell something in my hair and see the weasel was in my hair.

"Get the fuck out of my hair!" I yell throwing the weasel out of my hair.

"The magic weasel will rat out your location to General Ragnarok fefefefe." The weasel laughs.

"What do you want weasel?" I ask fearing the weird gay Ragnarok. Which was scarier maternal dream Isa or Weird gay Ragnarok?

"I want taco fefefefe." The weasel says.

"Um... there's a taco in that trash can." I say and the weasel jumps into the trash can and I shut it tightly putting a cement block over the trash can as I walk away humming.

I walk through the carnival. Then I see a clown.

"Rebel spotted." It says weird shoes squeaking as it runs at me now with a chain saw.

"I'm the only chain saw this story needs!" I yell saw leg cutting the clown in half in a puddle of grape marmalade.

"Is there such a thing as grape marmalade?" I ask walking past it.

"I found you." I hear and turn around seeing Ragnarok with a freaking rapist smile. I'm leaving. Then I run for it.

I run from Ragnarok then I see a barrel of beer just sitting there. I was going to hide in that drinking the whole time I laugh. Lifting up the lid then. Thud!

"What the hell!" I yell seeing Ai with a hammer now on the ground from getting hit with a fish tank. That was a big hammer. Then I notice she was probably going to hit me with that to wake me up.

"I wanted to know why you were screaming like a little girl." Ai says smiling innocently.

"Was Ragnarok really going to rape you?" Isa asks.

"I really don't want to talk about it." I say paling.

"Was I going to go on a date with Noah-Sama?" Gopher says.

"Yeah in a dress." I say and Gopher pouts.

A/N: Wow bad ending. Yeah I swore a lot but a lot of these characters are potty mouths and now do you get the magic weasel also that weasels coming back XD Well you all got to see weird gay ass rapist Rags. He freaks me out *hides in corner crying* XD Weasel pimp slaps Giriko! Giriko always wakes up just as he's about to get alcohol *sigh* poor chain saw. Well you could tell I got lazy with the end :P Review! Flames are welcome they make me know people read though good reviews are loved to and they get internet tacos curtsy of my sisters stash.