Hello peoples! SECOND CHAPPY OF AWESOMENESS! I have been pretty obsessed with the caramelldansen…and portal…YAY! THE CAKE IS A LIE! Don't let your cake lie to YOU! *Onward!*

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! If I did, I would have a wicked mullet like Jareth!

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CHAPTER 2: Chainsaws, Taco and Socks

"MEL! GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKING BITCH!" I screamed, making an almost comical slide on tile. Mel threw her little purple head back and laughed, still holding onto my mystical lucky pair of socks.

"YOU'RE NEVER GUNNA CATCH ME IF YOU TRIED!" She screamed back, sliding into a huge double-doored (NOT A REAL WORD!) room. I ran in next to her, to find a very pissed off Goblin king.

"What are you doing in my throne room!" He thundered.

"Well….Tell Mel to give me back my mystical lucky pair of socks!" I said, pointing to the girl, who smiled sheepishly and handed me back my socks.

"Hey Jareth?" He nodded toward Mel. "I was wondering, what's up with the eye shadow?" He narrowed his eyes at her, ignoring the question.

"Leave!" He ordered, pointing to the door.

"Only if you do the magic dance with us!" I snubbed.

"Fine…" He sighed, snapping his fingers to reveal a giant disco ball.

"That's just cool." I stated, pointing up at the glowing ball. AND SO THE DANCE PURSUED!

WE ARE SOMEHOW NOT HERE ANYMORE! WOOOOO!

I stared unamused at the half completed rebuilt labyrinth.

"I am UNAMUSED!" I shook my fist threateningly at the labyrinth. (Every time I type that, I sound it out weirdly in my head… Lab-eee-wrenth!)

"Why so serious?" Mel stated calmly from behind me.

"Can you do that laser thing on command?"

"No. I don't know what that was, but it was a chance situation."

"Why are we talking like robots?"

"Delicious happy fluffy pink cupcake of redundant happiness?" She asked, holding up the pink frosted cupcake.

"OM NOM NOM NOM!" I eated it! (I know…not real wording. But STILL! EATED!)

"Ahem! You have 13 hours to complete the labyrinth and get your heater back! And your time starts….NOW!" He shouted before vanishing.

"Well then! Mr. Rude! I don't vanish in the middle of a sentence!"

"I believe he was finished with his sentence…"

"NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL!"

"Not that kind of sentence!" She whacked me on the head.

"Well, at least I still have my lucky pair of socks." I said, holding up the little decorated feet warmers. Mel stared at me for a moment before grabbing the socks and chucking them into the middle of the labyrinth.

"The hell!" I screamed at her. "Those socks were my babies! WHY DID YOU CHUCK MY BABIES! That was just mean."

"They killed my father."

"Oh, well…then it was justified." I said, going in a random direction. "Hey! Do you think we can cheat!"

"Probably not. Hence why it's called 'cheating' smart one."

"I still think we should do it." I said, grabbing a puppet I made out of tortillas.

"I think we should toooooooo!" I murmured enthusiastically through the puppet.

"That's it, two against one. I win." I smirked, chucking the puppet away. She sighed and hoisted me up on the wall. as soon as I was up, I grabbed her hand and pulled her. We dropped down to the other side at the same time and repeated that about 4 times when we noticed we weren't moving.

"That's nice… You know what! FUCK YOU JARETH! I HOPE YOU GET PREGNANT AND HAVE MAN-BABIES!" Mel cursed. "Should we summon Chuck Norris?"

"No, we should save that for later. Summon Taco with Florance." (Taco is Koneko's attack turkey, and Florance is her red chainsaw she used to turn Madara into a log…and stuff)

"TAAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOOO!" I shouted. Out of nowhere a tiny turkey carrying a giant red chainsaw tackled me to the ground. "TACO! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" I giggled, glomping the tiny bird. Grinning, I grabbed the chainsaw and revved it, inching towards the stone wall before pausing and turning it off. "Dude, this is a stone fucking wall, I'm not going to be able to cut through it."

"…You suck."

"I love you too." I smiled. "Shall we summon Chuck?"

"Nope. Maybe we should go through that gate?" She said, pointing to the one Hoggle was guarding.

"Uh…It's a long shot, but okay." I smiled as I strode over. "Greetings, we come from Earth. Would you let us enter said gate in which you guard…ith?"

"…You are one of them 'slow' ones, huh?" Hoggle said. I glared at him.

"Be it as it may, will you let us in?"

"Only if you ask the right questions."

"THINGS THAT START WITH W!" Mel guessed.

"HOW DO WE GET INTO THE LABYRINTH!"

"Yes." Hoggle nodded, opening the gate

"Ha! I knew it was things that start with W."

"HIZAH!" I screamed, jingling little finger clankies as we entered the great door of doom.

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Um…sorry for the delay? I haven't been hyper enough to write on any of my spoofs! GAH! I promise I haven't outgrown spoofs yet though. And I most likely never will.

Review or I shall sacrifice you to Jareth with a spork,

Your lord and master,

Ko-Chan!(OR IS IT!)