Warning: Crack, child show stars with weapons, Yaoi or Shonen-Ai, swearing, also some characters are OOC even some Oc's are :P I actual ment for them to become OOC sometimes like Death The Kid in this one.
Disclaimor: I do not own Soul Eater or the characters. I do own a pink hat that resebles Noah's, an office chair, the tilla tubbie army, General Barney now a vinalla pudding mess, Terminator Elmo, the Umpa Lumpa's, and the Sesame Street guard, Ai, Giriko's dream world, and the new and improved Giraffe armada. My sister Not Bob owns Isa and Pedo bear. I also own this plot! I don't own any TV show characters mentioned.
Parings: When I wrote the dream it bascally SCREAMED KidxCrona... anything else I add.
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Dino Kid: Yep Ragnaroks a crazy rapist XD
~Giriko's POV~
"Erg." I say rolling over feeling something hard. I open my eyes seeing a wall. A very symmetrical wall. Okay I hated this place already.
"So you are awake." I hear and turn to see Death the Kid the OCD shinigami brat.
"Shut up assymetrical shinigami brat." I say rolling back around.
"How dare you!" the shinigami brat yells, "I will give you to Ragnarok if you continue this insolence!"
"Kid-Kun t-that would be mean." I hear and turn back around seeing Crona Medusa's brat.
"But Crona he called me assymetrical." The shinigami brat whines.
"Please don't." Crona says.
"I can fight my own battles kid." I say and Crona hides behind the shinigami brat freaked out.
"I brought tacos!" That voice, I turn and see Ai holding taco's.
"They're symmetrical!" The shinigami brat had a really freaky face now as he looked at the taco's.
"Um... oh! Yeah they are aren't they!" Ai says looking at the taco's herself.
"Crona my love taco?" The Shinigami brat says.
"T-thank you." Crona says acsepting the taco.
"Can I have beer?" I ask.
"No." The shingami brat says.
"Saw leg-" I get cut off by something hard hitting my head.
"Maka-Chop!" It was Maka who had as much chest as a 5 year old.
"What the hell?" I yell mad at her. That was just uncalled for.
"No attacking the Symmetrical King." Maka says hitting the book against her hand.
"Okay flatty." I say rubbing my head.
"Grr." Maka litterally growls.
"M-maka-Chan." Crona says from behind the Shinigami brat.
"What Crona." Maka says smiling.
"Uno!" Ai yells and everyone turns and looks at her like she went insane or grew a second head.
"What is it Ai?" The Shinigami brat asks her.
"I can count to something really high in Japanese!"
"So can most of us." The Shinigami brat says, "And what does that have to do wi-" The shinigami brat gets cut off.
"Zero, Ichi, Ni, San, Yon, Go, Roku, Shichi, Hachi, Kyuu, Juu, Juuichi, Juuni, Juusan, Juuyon, Juugo, Juroku, Juunana, Juuhachi, Juukyuu, Nijuu, Nijuuichi, Ni-" Then she gets hit in the head by an eraser.
"That racket was just what I hated when I was alive." It was Sid the zombie teacher.
"Ow. What was that for Sid." Ai whines rubbing her hurt head.
"For making such a racket." Sid says tossing another erasor up and down.
"You're so mean!" Ai says mopping in a corner.
Okay this Ai was emotional, "Now someone get me a taco!" Very moody swingy too.
"A-ai you already have a bunch of tacos." Crona stutters.
"Oh! Thank you Crona!" Ai says eating a taco.
"Y-your welcome Ai-Chan." Crona says.
"Now to go tell Rags something." Ai says walking away.
"You better not tell him I'm here!" I yell.
"No something else." She says walking away smirking.
"What the hell." I say simply.
"Symmetrical King there is a meeting going on down stares you should be attending." Maka says the Shinigami brat nods and Maka, Crona, and him all leave me alone.
I laugh standing up walking over to the window. I break the glass. Then an alarm goes off.
"Damn!" I yell jumping out the window. I fall like 23 feet I sprain my ankle in impact, "Double damn! I don't have time for this!"
"Umpa lumpa." I hear chanted as I use my chain saw blades to move faster.
"There you are!" Liz says.
"Where have you been!" I yell at her.
"Getting my nails done." She says and I scream.
"Come on don't break down now the ware house is only 12 feet away." Liz says pointing at the ware house with the large sign, RESESTANCE BASE JOIN TODAY!
I limp back to base and open the door walking in.
"Hi Giriko finally back." Isa says like nothing happened drinking coca-cola.
"You are all insane." I say walking in.
Thank you. Isa says bowing.
That's not a compliment. I say walking past her and sitting down.
In my book it is. She says smiling.
Isa! We have enemy soldiers! Someone yells running in.
Giriko we're going out side! Isa says dragging me outside. Outside stood Dora The Explore.
What do you want Dora? Isa says staring at her.
I come to battle the chainsaw. Dora says glaring at me.
Why? I ask, What the fuck did I ever do to you?
The pain. The fun. The fright. The trouble. I like my coffee black just like my metal. The pain. The fun. The fright. The trouble. I like my coffee black just like my metal. I can't wait for you to fuck me up. Wait a minute. Wait a fucking minute. I can't wait for you to fuck me up. Wait a minute. A little minute. And a second. I can wait for you to shut me- Dora gets cut off by me cutting her head off.
Problem solved. I say turning around.
Hey beer! Isa says picking it up.
Finally I can get drunk here! I say, finally.
Yes you can. Isa says walking inside, But first we need pie.
You can have pie I'll just drink. I say reaching for the beer.
No! Isa says hitting my hand.
And why the hell not? I ask.
We use the pie to lure the poison elves out of the beer. Isa says very seriously.
Yeah have fun with that. I say and Gopher comes in with an apple pie.
Good job son! Isa says patting his back.
Thank you. Gopher says and Isa sets it next to the beer and I bunch of weird orange elves jump out of nowhere and start eating the pie then Isa gets out a blow torch and kills them all. Only minorly singing the pie.
I need a vacation. I say grabbing a beer, Finally! I say opening up the beer.
Bonsai! Someone screams and something lands on me.
I open my eyes growling and it was an apple pie. I look at the TV Dora The Explorer was playing and Patty was laughing shooting a Nerf gun shooting Dora in the head and blowing Boot's boots off.
I'm going to kill whoever threw that pie! I roar reeving my saw leg.
Time out! Ai yells sucking me into the book of Eibon.
I'm going to kill you Ai! I yell as I get sucked in.
A/N: Chapter three! Ah how far I'm going with this story. I've been writing these so they take up 8KB's of space when writen on notepad XD Well I've also been posting these at the same time as What Do They Know. Well I did start writting these at the same time :P Also if you haven't watch Repo! The genetic Opera it is an awesome movie/opera it's all singing and I like all the singers voices. One of their voices is a lead singer of a band! Well reviews are loved! And now sleep.