Warning: Crack, child show stars with weapons, Yaoi or Shonen-Ai, swearing, also some characters are OOC even some Oc's are :P I actual ment for them to become OOC sometimes like Death The Kid in this one.
Disclaimor: I do not own Soul Eater or the characters. I do own a pink hat that resebles Noah's, an office chair, the tilla tubbie army, General Barney now a vinalla pudding mess, Terminator Elmo, the Umpa Lumpa's, and the Sesame Street guard, Ai, Giriko's dream world, and the new and improved Giraffe armada. My sister Not Bob owns Isa and Pedo bear. I also own this plot! I don't own any TV show characters mentioned.
Parings: When I wrote the dream it bascally SCREAMED KidxCrona... anything else I add.
~Giriko's POV~
I grown I look around. I was in a ware house, "Not this place again." I grown.
"Hey Giriko! Good timing! Wants some alcohol?" Isa asks.
"I can get out of this place faster!" I say grabbing it poping the lid off and tilting it up. I wasn't waking up. I usually wake up as soon as I open the lid.
Oh well at least I'll be drunk. Just as I was about to drink some. The glass blows up.
"What the hell!" I swear.
"Kyahahaha!" The small witch Angela laughs.
"Why you." I growl reeving my saw leg. First gear would be more than enough for this pipsqueak.
"Shut up saw guy." She says kicking me between the legs. That girl had a strong kick.
"Ow." I say now on the ground in pain.
"Angela what have I told you about kicking random men?" Mifune the girls gaurd says.
"Not to kick them." She pouts.
"Good now lets go get ice cream." He says and they walk out. Okay. What. The. Hell. That was random, more so than when Ai drank 88 cups of coffee. Seriously that girl did. She was banned from coffee after that.
"Hahaha! You got pwned by a little girl!" Isa laughs pointing at me.
"Shut up." I say standing up glaring at her.
"Isa! The Sesame street gaurd is lanching a full scale attack! Pac Man style!" Gopher yells as he runs in.
"Holy oatmeal! Ready the giant pacman suit! Giriko you are our only hope! Please help us for the sake of beer!" Isa says.
"Why not this is just some insane dream." I say sighing and next thing I know I'm outside wearing a pacman caustum running for my life from Oscar chasing me with a dumptruck.
"What does this have to do with the game Pac Man!" I scream.
"Plenty now get that glowing orb!" Isa yells pointing at a weird glowing thing. I shrug and run into it. Then I had Emeth and was in my chain saw form and Oscar was out of the dump truck in his trash can.
I laugh and kill him.
"We won!" Isa yells high fiving Noah.
"Ready the gumi bear catapolts!" Patty yells laughing. I turn seeing six giant origami giraffes loading gumi bears with swords and machine guns onto a catapult made out of steel.
"Okay light 'em up." Ai says reading a news paper on beach chair, "Oh look someone's selling a cross dressing boy saying it's a girl. He does look good in the dress. It's all pink and stuff. Green pigtails. Apparently wears an eye patch."
"I'm not even asking what news paper your reading." Liz says reading Cosmo next to her tanning.
"It's from London." Ai says drinking something.
Then I get hit in the face by something burning, "Hot!" I scream scraping it off. It was burning sugar. I look at the catapult the giraffe's were lighting the gumi bears up so they were flaming balls of melted sugar.
"Gopher ready the deit water cannon!" Isa yells putting one foot on a crate.
"You do know there no such thing as deit water." Gopher says.
"Yes there is it's the only thing my men drink besides alcohol." Isa says holding up a bottle of deit soda with the soda crossed out and water written in its place.
"Your men? What are you a pimp?" Pedo Bear says walking threw reading a London news paper, "Oh there is a cross dressing boy on sale from One_Hell_Of_A_Butler."
"How did you kn- Oh what are you talking about? Of course not! Hahahaha." Isa says then looks around supiciously, "Grell we may have been found out." She whispers into a walky talky.
"Who are you and how did you get this walky talky." A male *cough* gay *cough* what? I was just coughing! voice says.
"I'm your pimp you idiot!" Isa angrily whispers.
"Oooh! So your the one who's supposed to be washing my clothes!"
"What Joker's not washing them well enough?" Isa asks.
"That'll do pig. That'll do." The person over the walky says.
"Wut?" She asks looking at the walky talky.
"I have to go. Something about someone selling a cross dresser." The person says and Isa hides the walky.
"Okay men shoot down those girafe's!" Isa yells pointing dramatically.
In five minutes Isa had managed to plow down the girafe's with a chicago typewriter.
"Okay we need to prepare 'them'." Ai says eyes narrowing then she goes into the fetal position hitting her head on one knee, "Dear Gods why did it come to this!" She screams crying.
"Here's a blind fold." Liz says throwing it and it covering Ai's eyes.
"What's so bad it made Ai cry? Probably a rainbow." I say laughing lightly then I look around as music starts playing. I think something from 'The Nutcracker'.
"No. No. No. Please Gods no." Ai says rocking back and forth.
"Oh Gods if this is what I think it is we are DOOMED!" Isa says horrifed.
"What do you think it is?" I ask seriously it can't be THAT bad.
Neko: If only you knew.
Giriko: Who are you? What's going on?
Neko: I'm the author. Forshadowing!
Giriko: Forshadowing what? It's only going to be a couple sentences!
Neko: I'm leaving and writing the rest you just killed the mood.
"Men... in tights. A. K. A. Male ballete dancers." Isa says as several men in tights start prancing into the yard.
"Dear God my eyes!" A random person yells falling onto the ground clawing at their eyes.
Ai starts crying like a witch from Left 4 Dead probably had her last nerve snap.
"Graah!" She screams and mawls a close ballete dancer. I think I just found our answer.
"All your dreams will come true if you touch that girl!" I yell pointing at the crying Ai.
The dancers fall for it and quickly they all die.
"Thank you!" Ai says crying again hugging me.
I push her off creeped out. This dream was going way to far.
"I just had a vision I am getting rid of the bane on Alcohol!" Kid says from the top of a magically appearing castle that had flying horses with frying pans flying around it.
The castle was pink too. It also had a rainbow behind it. Bascically it looked like a little girls castle her parents would buy her to keep her quiet.
Everyone cheers at Kids annocment. Then Isa handed me a beer. Finally I could drink.
I tip the glass and I drink the beer! I was drinking! Now how am I going to wake up?
Then I feel like I'm chocking and I start coughing.
My eyes snap open and I sit up and something starts pouring on my head.
"Ai! I told you he'd wake up if you poured to fast! Now how are we going to see if people can get drunk in their sleep!" Isa yells at Ai who was holding a keg of beer.
"Sorry." She says sheepishly.
"I'm going to take a shower." I say walking away.
A/N: It's a fanfiction where a character is dreaming I can do whatever I beeping want to so meh. And I am sooo sorry I haven't posted in so long! It doesn't even seem like that long. Time just flies. I mean last time I posted this was early November now it's late Decemeber! Holy cow it's been a long time well at least I'm updating everything :D Next time I get an energy drink I'm going on a writing spree. Besides I need to finish up all the stories I've been writing so I can post ones I've started and thought up. Well good bye people! Endings a bit rushed but that's because I wanted this beeping done! So now good bye Prototype calls me!