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"Ugh… I'm bored…again." Buttercup said. Bonnie was at Sunnyside and like how they always do when they are bored, the toys were sitting in a circle… staring at the floor…saying any random thought that came to mind.
"What do you want to do then?" Woody asked tracing the wood design on the floor. Buttercup thought for a moment.
"LET'S PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE!" He exclaimed. A couple of giggles came from the crowd while others just coughed.
"Oh boy…" Buzz said nervously, looked at Jessie who was playing with her hat, pretending that she wasn't paying attention to the conversation.
Dolly laughed nervously and then gasped when she got an idea. "We should play spin the bottle with a twist, just to make it less awkward."
"What kinda twist?" Hamm asked.
"Find a bottle and I'll show you." The crowd groaned.
"I'm too lazy to get up… you go get it since it was your idea." Woody said to Buttercup.
"Fine…" And he got up and searched the room for a bottle. A few minutes later, he came back with a nail polish bottle. "Will this work?"
"Yeah, whatever you can find." Dolly said picking up the bottle. "Ok, so here's how it goes..."
"Wait, if you guys are gonna play, I'll take the kids somewhere else." Mrs. Potatohead said.
"I'll be joining her too. She could use some assistance" Mr. Pricklepants said as they both walked out of the room with the peas and the LGMs.
"And Jessie, make sure the Mr. doesn't kiss anyone!" Mrs. Potatohead said quickly before the door closed.
"With or without me, I'm pretty sure that's not gonna happen." She said kiddingly to Mr. Potatohead. "Oohh!" the crowd said while laughing.
"Ownage!" Woody said while giving her a high-five.
"I'm just messing with ya." Jessie said while Mr. Potatohead giving a noogie. He pushed her away and fixed his hat. "Yeah, you're lucky that I'm in a good mood, today."
"Anyways…" Dolly said "This is a game I like to call: Spin the Bottle Truth or Dare."
"Oh, I love this game already." Hamm said.
"So, you spin the bottle and whoever the bottle lands on, they have to pick truth or dare. But here's the catch, you don't get to pick …the bottle spinner does."
"I'm panicking now." Jessie said.
"Yeah, you should be, Jessie." Mr. Potatohead said.
"Well then let's start! I guess I'll go first, since I invented the game." Dolly said spinning the Bottle. It landed on Woody.
"Hmmm" Dolly pretending to think. "For Woody… I'll pick dare!" Woody was freaking out. 'Oh gosh'
"I dare you to have a make out session with the floor, with tongue." She said.
"That's it?"
"Oh! And you have to say your crush's name while doing so." Woody hesitated at first, but it was a dare… he had to do it.
"For how long?" He asked.
"Until I say stop." She said with an evil grin. Woody gave a disgusted look before leaning down and kissing the floor. Everyone laughed hard. They watched him make out with it for about 5 minutes.
"Oh Doll- I mean Bo! Oh Bo!" Woody moaned. The toys were laughing to the point that they were suffocating.
"OK! STOP RIGHT THERE!" Dolly yelled feeling awkward. Woody sat up and wiped his mouth. "My turn now, right?" He asked her. She nodded and he spun the bottle. It landed on Hamm. "I pick truth, since I have no good dares right now. Out of all of the girls here, who do you have a crush on?"
He thought about it. "I always found Jessie kinda cute… no" He shook his head. "More like EXTREMEY HOT!" Everyone looked at Jessie who was staring at Hamm in horror.
"Glad I'm not the only one." Buttercup said. Jessie's eyes got even bigger when he purred* flirtatiously at her. Buzz gave them a mean look as he put a protective arm around her. "Ok Hamm… you can spin… please… I'm begging you." She said after a few moments of awkwardness.
"Whatever you say… gorgeous." He replied with a wink.
"Oh Gosh…" She said while burying her face into her hands and everyone started cracking up. Buzz gave him a death glare as Hamm spun the bottle and it landed on Chuckles.
"I dare you to say Hello I am Lindsey Lohan every time someone says your name*." Hamm said.
"That's all you got?"
"Chuckles"
"Hello, I'm Lindsey Lohan."
And everyone started cracking up (even though it wasn't that funny). Chuckles spun the bottle and it landed on Mr. Potatohead. "Do you ever regret getting married to Mrs. P?"
He thought about it. "Sometimes…" Everybody's jaw dropped. "Thanks for the blackmail." Hamm said. "I ain't scared of you." Mr. Potatohead said while spinning the bottle. It landed on Jessie. Finally, he could get his revenge.
"I dare you to let me dare you 3 times."
"What! That doesn't count… right Dolly?" Jessie said hoping Dolly would back her up. She just grinned evilly. "A dare's a dare."
"YES!" Mr. Potatohead yelled victoriously. "First dare, I dare you to kiss Hamm on the lips." Both Hamm and Jessie's eyes widened.
"OH MY GOSH! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!"
"Yeah… pucker up Hamm." Hamm did what he said and Jessie leaned in and gave Hamm a quick peck on the lips. Everyone except Buzz started cracking up as she quickly wiped her tongue off with her hands. Mr. Potatohead stopped laughing and then got another idea.
"Ok Buttercup, your turn now."
"WHAT!"
"You heard the guy, kiss me." Jessie let out an annoyed sigh and quickly kissed him and then started coughing. "You're breath stinks." And everyone started laughing at Buttercup who started to turn red. Once they calmed down, Mr. Potatohead got his evil face back on. "Now kiss Hamm again, this time make it longer." Jessie made a face and gave Hamm a longer kiss on the cheek.
Then she started pretending to cry, and everyone started cracking up again. Buzz gave them an even darker death glare. Then he turned to Jessie. "Don't worry…" he whispered. "I'll beat them up later." She turned her head so that she was looking at him while still hiding her face. "There's no need for that, I have plenty of dirt on them*." She laughed and then revealed her face so she could spin the bottle. It landed on Woody.
"Who do you currently love?" She asked.
"Doll- I mean Justin Bieber!" And then he quickly covered his mouth. Everyone gasped.
"BIEBER FEVER ALERT!" And then they all got up and spun around a circle and spit on the floor.
"Wait isn't Justin Bieber a guy." Dolly asked while they.
"Well technically he's a girl but-"Jessie was rudely interrupted.
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! I never said I love him romantically!"
"Yes of course, Woody." Buzz teased. Woody gave him a death glare and spun the bottle. Coincidently, it landed on Buzz. Woody had just the dare.
"I dare you to become Mrs. Nesbit.!" Buzz's jaw dropped.
"Who the heck is Mrs. Nesbit?" Jessie asked.
"You're about to find out." Woody said dragging Buzz behind the bed. A few minutes Woody came out from behind the bed dragging Buzz and cracking up. Buzz was wearing a pink apron and a blue hat with a flower*. He looked at Jessie who was looking back at him wide eyed.
Everyone else just starred at him for and then Dolly stood up and cleared her throat. "Ahem… THE BIEBER FEVER IS SPREADING! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!" And they all started running around the room chaotically. And then Mrs. Potatohead walked in. "You better not be kissing-"And then she saw Buzz and started screaming and running around the room too. Buzz gave Woody a death glare. Woody shrugged.
"Hey, at least their not laughing."
1*. UNICORNS PURRING LIKE CATS FLIRTATIOUSLY AT COWGIRLS! THIS IS MADNESS!
2*. ?
3*. You'll see what she means later.
4*.What a coincidence! Bonnie has the Mrs. Nesbit outfit.
Wow… that's all I have to say bout this. Crappiest truth or dares I have ever come up with. Poor Jessie, I hate Mr. Potatohead now. He's evil. Don't worry she'll get 'im back later. So will Buzz with Woody. You'll see. For now, I have to get back to go beat the video game (in the shadows to the left actually does work with the Buzz Lightyear game part!) Bye- PLEAZDONTSTOPTHEMUSIC
Next Chapter: Prank Calls