The Holdiay Naruto Parody

Naruto: All right, now it's my turn!!! Belive it!!!

BloodEngel: I do not own Naruto, or any songs/poems.

The Naruto Cast Presents...

A parody of Adam Sandler's Chanukah Song

Naruto's Ninjakah Song

Okay...This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of nin-mas songs out there and uhh..
Not too many ninjakah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice little ninish kids who don't get to hear any ninjakah songs.
Here we go...

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes ninjakah
So much funakah
To celebrate ninjakah
Ninjakah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a nin-mas tree
Here's a list of people who are ninish just like you and me
Rock Lee-kun lights the menorah
So do Tsunade, Kakashi, and the late Zabuza

Guess who eats together at the carnegie deli?
Haku from the Mist Village and even Temari
Sakura's half ninish, Sasuke's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin nin!

You don't need 'deck the halls' or 'jingle bell rock'
Cause you can spin a dreidel with Kurenai and Mr. Asuma - both ninish

Put on your yarmulke
It's time for ninjakah
The owner of the Suna supersonicahs
Celebrates ninjakah

Jiraiya, not a nin
But guess who is? Kazekage Gaara- he converted
We got Kiba and his doggie dear, Akamaru
Shikamaru's a quarter jewish- not too shabby

Some people think that Konohamaru is
Well he's not, but guess who is?
All his friends's!
So many nins are Special Jounin
Baki-sensei isn't, but I heard Ebisu is

Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate ninjakah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely ninjakah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy ninjakah
Happy ninjakah!!!

Naruto: I seem to be on a role, so I'd better keep going!!!

The Naruto Cast Presents...

A parody of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Sasuke Got Beat Up By Itachi

Sasuke got beat up by Itachi

Running away from his Village, one random day

You can say there's no such thing as Akatsuki,

But as for me and Gaara, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much sake,

And I begged him not to go.

But he was a stuborn jack-a$$,

So he stumbled out the gate in the middle of my show.

When they found him the next morning,

At the scene of the attack...there were footprints on his forehead, and incriminatin' curse marks on his back.

Sasuke got beat up by Itachi,

Running away from his Village, one random day

You can say there's no such thing as Akatsuki,

But as for me and Gaara, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Sakura,

She's been takin' this so well.

See her in there dating Rock Lee,

Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with her cousin Belle.

It's not nin-mas without Sasuke.

All the Village's dressed in black.

And we just can't help but wonder:

Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
Sasuke got beat up by Itachi,

Running away from his Village, one random day

You can say there's no such thing as Akatsuki,

But as for me and Gaara, we believe.

Now the ramen is on the table

And this pudding tastes like crap.

And a blue and silver candle,

That would just have matched Sasuke's hair.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours.

"Better watch out for yourselves."

They shouldn't run away too,

To a man who rides on snakes and plays with little boys.

Sasuke got beat up by Itachi,

Running away from his Village, one random day

You can say there's no such thing as Akatsuki,

But as for me and Gaara, we believe.

Orochimaru: Ahem...I believe it's my turn.

The Naruto Cast Presents...

A parody of Deck the Halls

Death the Halls

DEATH the halls with boughs of kunai,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

I don now my gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Snake-tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing Snake before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in creepy measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I show you my special treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the Wind and Leaf,
Fa la la la la, la la la la!!!!!!

BloodEngel: Finale is next!!!!