The Holiday Naruto Parody Chapter 3, a naruto fanfic

The Holdiay Naruto Parody

Temari: Shika, wake up!!! It's our turn!!!

Shikamaru: Hm? Oh... How Troublesome.

BloodEngel: I do not own Naruto, or any songs/poems.

The Naruto Cast Presents...

A parody of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause

I Saw Temari Kissing Shikamaru

I saw Temari kissing Shikamaru

underneath the mistletoe last night.

She didn't see me creep

down the stairs like Jiraya to peep;

She thought that I was

tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Temari huggle Shikamaru

even though he chain smokes and must smell;

Oh, what a laugh it would have been

if Gaara had only seen

Temari kissing Shikamaru last night

The Naruto Cast Presents...

A parody of Joy to the World

Joy to the Fangirls

Joy to the Fangirls , the Sasuke is back!
Let Konoha receive this King;
Let every heart prepare Him room,
And Heaven and earth shall sing,
And Heaven and earth shall sing,
And Heaven, and Heaven, and earth shall sing.

Joy to the Fangirls, the Uchiha returns!
Let women their songs employ;
While mist and grass, rock, wave and sand
He's not with sound, oh joy,
He's not with sound, oh joy,
Repeat, repeat, no sound--oh joy.

No more let other chances grow,
Nor gain an extra pound;
He comes to make His blessings flow
Far as the curse-mark is found,
Far as the curse-mark is found,
Far as, far as, the curse-mark is found.

He rules the world with HAWT-NESS and grace,
And makes the villages prove
The glories of His righteousness,
I don't like episode repeats,
I don't like episode repeats,
I don't, I don't, like episode repeats!!!

The Naruto Cast Presents...

A parody of The Twelve Days Of Christmas

The Twelve Days Of Ninmas

On the first day of Nin-mas, my true love sent to me:

The Curry of Life, all for me!!!

On the second day of Nin-mas, my true love sent to me:

2 Silver Shurinken

and the Curry of Life, all for me

On the third day of Nin-mas, my true love sent to me:

3 Bowls of Ramen

2 Silver Shurinken

and the Curry of Life, all for me

On the fourth day of Nin-mas, my true love sent to me:

4 Huge nin-dogs

3 Bowls of Ramen

2 Silver Shurinken

and the Curry of Life, all for me

On the fifth day of Nin-mas, my true love sent to me:

5 Golden headbands!!!

4 Huge nin-dogs

3 Bowls of Ramen

2 Silver Shurinken

and the Curry of Life, all for me

On the sixth day of Nin-mas, my true love sent to me:

6 Shiny Kunai

5 Golden headbands!!!

4 Huge nin-dogs

3 Bowls of Ramen

2 Silver Shurinken

and the Curry of Life, all for me

On the seventh day of Nin-mas, my true love sent to me:

7 Kage Bushin

6 Shiny Kunai

5 Golden headbands!!!

4 Huge nin-dogs

3 Bowls of Ramen

2 Silver Shurinken

and the Curry of Life, all for me

On the eighth day of Nin-mas, my true love sent to me:

8 Genin working

7 Kage Bushin

6 Shiny Kunai

5 Golden headbands!!!

4 Huge nin-dogs

3 Bowls of Ramen

2 Silver Shurinken

and the Curry of Life, all for me

On the ninth day of Nin-mas, my true love sent to me:

9 Chuunin fighting

8 Genin working

7 Kage Bushin

6 Shiny Kunai

5 Golden headbands!!!

4 Huge nin-dogs

3 Bowls of Ramen

2 Silver Shurinken

and the Curry of Life, all for me

On the tenth day of Nin-mas, my true love sent to me:

10 Jounin Jumping

9 Chuunin fighting

8 Genin working

7 Kage Bushin

6 Shiny Kunai

5 Golden headbands!!!

4 Huge nin-dogs

3 Bowls of Ramen

2 Silver Shurinken

and the Curry of Life, all for me

On the eleventh day of Nin-mas, my true love sent to me:

11 Kage scowling

10 Jounin Jumping

9 Chuunin fighting

8 Genin working

7 Kage Bushin

6 Shiny Kunai

5 Golden headbands!!!

4 Huge nin-dogs

3 Bowls of Ramen

2 Silver Shurinken

and the Curry of Life, all for me

On the first day of Nin-mas, my true love sent to me:

12 Random Naruto Fanfics,

11 Kage scowling

10 Jounin Jumping

9 Chuunin fighting

8 Genin working

7 Kage Bushin

6 Shiny Kunai

5 Golden headbands!!!

4 Huge nin-dogs

3 Bowls of Ramen

2 Silver Shurinken

AND THE CURRY OF LIFE, ALL FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Naruto Cast Presents...

A parody of We Wish You A Merry Christmas

We Wish You A Merry Nin-mas

To you and your clan!!

We wish you a Merry Nin-mas,

And a Happy New Year.

Good tidings to you,

And all of your clan,

Good tidings for Nin-mas,

And a Happy New Year.

We all know the end is coming,

And soon will be here.

Good tidings to you,

And all of your clan,

Good tidings for Nin-mas,

And a Happy New Year.

We wish you a Merry Nin-mas,

And a Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!

Anyhow, I'm just going to put in a "troublesome" note. Mainly, I don't mean for anyone to be offended by this. It's all in good fun, I'm not making fun of any religeous holidays. I'm sorry if you were offended, but quite frankly I think it's silly to get mad about. Like the ever-debated "Happy Holidays" as opposed to "Merry Christmas" or whatever. Honestly, I think we should just wish everyone a good whatever-holiday-we-celibrate. It's dumb to hide your religeon like it were some kind of crime to be of that faith. I've found that if you're open with your religeon people are more comfortable, and willing to respect it. As such, I'll wish you all a Merry Christmas!