The Joker's Little Girl Part 1 Chapter 3
The Joker walked to his and Harley's bedroom. He saw Poison Ivy lightly close the door behind her.
When she turned around she gave him the death glare. "If you lay one finger on Harley I will-"
"Save it weed," said the Joker. "I won't touch her, now that she's apparently carrying my child." He rolled his eyes.
"One finger clown," threatened Ivy as she pointed her index finger in his face. "And I'm coming."
"Yeah. Now make like a house fly and buzz off," dismissed the Joker.
She glared at him one more time. Then stormed out of the Fun House, slamming the door behind her.
The Joker quietly opened the bedroom door and peered inside. It was dark but he could make out Harley's sleeping form. He closed the door and walked to his office. He started thinking. 'Harley's pregnant. Crap. So I'm going to be… I need a drink.' When he got to his office he poured himself some whiskey. He had to take care of this. Harley needed a doctor because there is no way in hell is her delivering this baby.
He picked up his phone and dialed someone's number who would never say no to him. "Hello Dinozzo?" Asked the Joker. He was one of the Mob Bosses from the meeting. He was the weakest of the group. More of a family man than anything else. "I need the number of your kid's doctor. Why? Because I'll kill you if you don't! Okay, also if you tell anyone about this I'll kill you." The Joker hung up and stared at the number. He started thinking again. 'I'm going to be… I need another drink.' The alcohol burned as it went down.
"Mista J?" asked Harley as she entered his office. Any other day he would have shouted at her to get out. But he didn't know if it was the alcohol or the other thing. Probably the alcohol. He mentioned for her to sit on his lap. She stood in front of him instead.
"Do you want to talk about this? I mean- "She was silenced when he held a finger to her face. The Joker pulled her into his lap.
"I got the number of this really great kid doctor. But you'll have to call," said the Joker.
"I wouldn't have it any other way," said Harley as she kissed him.
Author's note:
Okay I know this isn't that great, this part is really just an introduction really. Even if you already know about Harley and the Joker. It's just this is how the universe is going to be. The next part is when we really get started. But the next two chapters are really important, so, enjoy.
-Lizzy Skellington