Alright, I promised this one would be longer... and I didn't lie suprisingly. My all nighter made me understand 3 things: 1. Cheese is not good at 4 in the morning. 2. If you are talking to someone, do not suggest a giant orgy the next time you hang out. And finally, 3. You need to commit to what you say. Which, I always do anyway... Onto the Story!

I'd packed my bags faster than I normally would have. The truth being put out on a plater and boiled with a side of butter and some cooked asparagus smothered in vegitable oil, I wanted to go on this mission. I wanted to leave my boring life in Konoha and get out of town. Leave the village and do something exciting or adventurous for once. I finally got what I wanted, and I couldn't have been more wrong to leave the peace than I ever was before.

"Dead, are you packed?" Tess said.

"No," I said with a hint of sarcasm in my voice. "I'm stuffed though." At this, I smiled. Tess and I both know that if you were in England and said that it meant you were pregnant.

"Well, good. I've been waiting to be an aunt for a while now." she said snobishly.

"If you wanted a kid, or a life, all you had to do was ask." I sneered. "I could set you up with a bunch of amazing fan boys."

"You know what?" she said.

"What?" I said stupidly.

At this comment she disappeared, and reappeared, on my ceiling, where she took a kunai and cut my ceiling fan off so it would fall on me. I, being totally awesome and sexy, tripped on a crack and had the entire thing land on me. It wouldn't have if the stupid pebble didn't trip me. Or was it a crack in the floor? Whatever the case, something tripped me or I would have dodged it.

BAM-

"Skank!" I gasped as the 100 lb. ceiling fan landed on me.

She held the knife to my throat. "What did you say?" she said as she stared me down.

"I said, 'I smell a skunk'. What did you think I said?" I lied.

She pulled the blade closer. "I thought you said 'skank'. But I know you wouldn't say that, considering you are under a huge ceiling fan."

After that comment made by my oh-so-glorious sister, she walked away in her flame black shorts and red T-shirt with black flames in the center and covering her back. She put her kunai away with her red leather fingerless gloves, and quickly left my room. I barely got a glimpse of the black ninja sandals and red shuriken pouch.

"Why do I always get in these stupid situations?" I said to myself. With that being said, I pushed the ceiling fan off of myself and walked into the kitchen.

There was a note and pancakes on the table.

Deadknuat,

We went out to the weapons shop by the Uchiha Mansion. Don't ask me why it had to be the one across town. Tess just had to go get new weapons at this shop. I left some breakfast and a little bit of cash in case you needed to go to get some new gear. Enjoy little brother and remember, I only have so much money. :) I will see you later.

-3 Jono.

"Well that explains the pancakes, but doesn't explain the fact that I'm missing money. Oh, where could it be?" I said to myself.

I looked around the kitchen, checked the counters, looked in the fridge for a drink, found a drink, slapped the alien in my room for the money he owed me, looked in my shoes, and I finally sat down and stared at my plate of pancakes.

"Where the hell is the fricken money!" I screamed to the heavens. I finally sat down and bit into my chocolate chip pancakes. They were good. Nice and soft and chocolaty.

-SLICE-

"Ouch, what the hell?" I said and inspected my tounge. I had a paper cut.

I proceded to spit my food back onto my plate. I inspected the note thouroghly and on the back was another smart comment.

Hahahahahahaha, You never read the backside. Too bad, you didn't specify what to put in the pancakes. So, I put the money in there along with the chocolate chips and now you have to throw up to get the money again. Oh well, too bad you Bulemic dumbass.

-3 Jono.

"I'm gonna kill her." I muttered to myself. I inspected the food again and surely enough, there was more money in there. It totalled up to about 1000 Yin. (AN: That's about $10 in America.)

I also got 500 Yin out of that cheapo alien in my closet. Dumbass won't come out of the closet.

I started to walk downtown. On my way I took a good look around the village and reality sank in. This could be the last time I see the village look this peaceful if I don't do a good job. Scratch that, a great job. I needed to be on my best ability to make this mission the best success. There would be no way I can make a mistake.

"Shit." I said. I sat down in the middle of the street. I didn't care who noticed or stared at me in that strange manner. I got enough of that at the academy. Being a Chuunin just wasn't as easy as it used to be. With all the tension around the lands, I had been running at least 3 missions a week. Usually they were easy C rank missions, but I had been waiting for this vacation and had looked forward to these 3 weeks of rest and training. Day one of my break and I get another mission, of couse I "volunteered" for it, but still I would have enjoyed it.

"Hey, Dead. Deadknuat! HEY!" Luna screamed. I looked up to see the white haired Kunoichi staring back at me. She has violet eyes, ones I never understand. Her black tank top was a little ruffled and she had on tight, white pants that went down to her ankles, inches before her black ninja shoes. She was pointing and waving at me with her hands which were covered in wraps that went up to her elbow. She looked at me again and just smiled now that my eyes went into focus and she could tell I was paying attention.

"I'm sorry..." I said. "My mind was on the mission. I just got a good look at the village for the first time."

"Well, how about we get something to eat? All this screaming at you made me realize that I didn't eat breakfast." Luna smiled.

"Ok, I guess. I already ate, but..." I trailed off thinking about my breakfast earlier today.

"Deadknuat, don't you space on me again!" she commanded. "I don't want to have to kick your ass in the middle of this street before I even get breakfast." she scolded.

"What are you my mother?" I replied.

"No, but still, I don't want to have to deal with it." she sneered.

"Well, fine, where do you want to eat?" I questioned.

"Ichiraku!" she screamed.

"Of course..." I sighed. "Well, Ramen Lover, I'm not paying for it. I have to buy weapons and such, and I only have 1500 Yin."

"Alright, well, I can pay for it. Sounds good to me."

"Whatever works."

-A half hour later-

I was sitting at Ichiraku and wondering if this Ramen was as spicy as was foretold. I smelled the supposed spicy ramen. It smelled like any other ramen. I inspected it furthermore and finally took a bite.

"Well, this isn't haaaaaaaww!" I yelled and stood up. I ran around the Ramen Bar, yelling and looking around for something to drink.

"AAAH!" I yelled as I ran outside the hut and looked around. I saw a man sitting on the street side passed out and had a bottle next to him with something in it. I grabbed the bottle and opened it. I drank as fast as I could to get the taste out of my mouth when a new taste entered.

"What the hell? What is this stuff?" I looked at the bottle. "Oh no."

"Dead, you ok?" Luna said as she walked out of the Ramen Bar.

"I just drank a whole brand new bottle of Sake." I said. "And, now it's setting i-in." I stuttered as I sat in the middle of the street, light headed and wobbly.

"Dead, your drunk aren't you?" Luna said.

"Well, maybe, but I don't wanna go to the weapon's shop. I need to sober up. Do me a favor, and go to the weapon's shop and buy be two double sided kunai. Please, I need to try and sober up before we go on this mission and I screw it up and get us all killed!" I yelled.

The village, all my friends, and even the alien in my closet would all be killed if I didn't fix this. The only problem is, how?

Alright it took later than expected, but I got the story up. My next big battle scene comes in the next installment and I can't wait for you all to read it. Be prepared for some drama, some romance, and one big ass-kicking-fiesta!