HAHAHAHAHA. Sucka's. I don't think I'll be putting to much drama in this one. Oh well. Nothing you can do about it but request it. Please do...

"Ok... First thing's first. I need to get some pants on," I said talking to myself. "Wait! I already have pants on."

"Sonny, are you ok?" Some old guy said in the middle of the street. He had deep, green eyes full of mystery and experience. He had three long strands of hair on his head but was mostly bald. The hair was combed over his large forehead and curled back up to the middle of his head, from right to left.

"Sorry Gramps, can't help you." I said wondering who was controlling my mind right now.

-Inside Deadknuat's Head-

"Shit guys! He's on to us," said an alcohol molecule in my brain.

"Ok... Let's make him do something stupid so he doesn't question it," said a second molecule.

-Outside in The Real World-

"GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" I ran around screaming. Suddenly, I ran up to the nearest hot girl I saw and slapped her in the ass... This got me slapped in the face.

"I'm sorry ma'am... I have alcohol on the brains."

-Public Service Announcement-

And that, children, is why you don't do crack... or drink... or try to eat 50 cupcakes in a row.

-End Public Service Announcement-

"DEADKNUAT! HOW COULD YOU!" Screamed Jono. "You are going to fuck this whole mission up! What were you thinking drinking before a mission?"

"I didn't mean to... an- HOLY CRAP! A bat!" I yelled, ducking and weaving to avoid the flying bastard in the sky.

Luna and Tess just stood there.

Finally, Tess said, "Deadknuat... your an idiot. There is no bat there."

"You're sure? I am a horrible junk... I mean, drunk."

"No kidding, dumbshit," Luna said.

"Well, let's get going then. We'll sober you up on the way," Jono said.

-Two hours later-

The flashes of green and blotches of the brown were getting to my head. I couldn't focus on one constant thing because it was all a blur. My thoughts kept twisting and bending and distorting to form ideas that weren't mine.

We were leaping from branch to branch and not making as much progress with me slowing us down. Suddenly, I felt my feet hit only open air. I was descending rapidly and time felt like it was moving so fast. The last thing I remember is that I was falling and a flash of brown. A sudden pain following the flash of black let me know I was out.

When I woke up, we were camped out in a clearing in the middle of the woods. Wow, completely blanked there. Ok, let's start from the beginning. I am Deadknuat Hunter Dagonfix. I have 2 sisters, both of which were adopted by our foster parents. I was as well. I love my sisters, Tess and Jono to death. I am a ninja for the hidden leaf village. I specialize in disguise, retrieval, and deceiver's combat. I have a very high I.Q., but try too hard to understand everything, which gets me hurt sometimes. I love pancakes with chocolate chips in them. Both of my foster parents are dead. KIA in a secret Anbu mission they were both on. I never got to say goodbye...

"Dead, you awake?" Someone said. Luna. Still blanking on the last name, but we call her Luna Tuna. Specializing in combat missions and is good with mind control. She can make you do almost anything and has a charm that works on anyone. Anyone except a blonde haired Chuunin that she is in love with.

"Yeah, I am. My head is throbbing..." I trailed off. Confused as to where we were. It seemed familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it.

"Hidden Leaf's Forest, 8:36 p.m. We camped because Tess had to tend to your wounds." Jono said.

Jono specializes in tactical missions which involve taking apart the landscape and picking the best spot to do almost anything. She doesn't have as much tactical advantage with people like I do, but she is good.

Tess specializes in medical healing, raw energy, and her Monster. No, she isn't a Jinchuuriky(sp?). Monster, the energy drink. She needs it to function because she has an addiction. Addiction to caffeine. That would be a bad way to die I think. She has amazing strength and so much chakra built up in her bloodline, which none of us know, that she can literally match Sasuke in ninjitsu combat.

"Am I badly hurt?" I asked tentatively. The expression on Jono's face was one of utter concern, but she tried to hide it by turning her head to focus on the leaf she was dissecting in her hands. I looked to Luna who was gazing at the stars in a small open spot in the canopy in the trees. She didn't acknowledge me, probably a million miles away thinking of Blondie. Finally, I looked to Tess. She had an expression of utter guilt which she didn't try to mask.

"We... were able to get the alcohol out of your system. But..." Tess let the word hang.

"But what?" I said fearfully.

"When I tried to extract the alcohol out of your brain, I noticed you had...a... a small tumor in your head. You aren't going to like this, but I think you might have cancer," she dropped her head and I saw a tear drop from her eyes.

"And that happened from the stupid tree trunk!" I yelled.

"No you idiot! Do you know what this could mean? You could be dead within a month and I REFUSE to lose another family member EVER AGAIN!" Tess screamed and sobbed at me. She fell back on her knees and sat on her calves. I looked to Jono who was laying down covering her head with her headband, something she only did when completely stressed out.

"So... I could die very, very soon?" I asked slowly as to not confront them to quickly on it.

"I... think so Big Bro. Unless we get our hands on a good healing scroll, there may be no cure for it. It is in the part of your brain that controls memory. You will slowly start to lose your memory if it progresses. The faster you lose it, the faster the tumor is killing you. I can't help you here. The tree must have knocked it into the spot, which activated it. I could only locate it, not heal it. Damn my abilities!" Tess then threw a kunai towards the stars and bounced off of every tree between us and it quickly. She caught it in the air and sent it back towards the water bucket next to the fire. Just before it hit it, she jumped off the same trees and back to her spot, catching the kunai easily. She holstered it and decided it was time to rest.

"I have had a long day. I think we could all use a little bit of sleep. We have a big day ahead of us and we have to go double time to make it to the village." Jono said.

"Yeah. I'll see you in the morning... hopefully." I said.

With that, I'll leave you, the reader, to wonder what is going to happen next. I guess I did put a little more drama in it than expected. Sorry for taking so long. Had a bit of a writers block to work around. I'm going to start the new chapter sometime tomorrow hopefully, because I have to sleep considering it's midnight and tomorrow is a Wednesday. A school day as well.