Alison in now 4 months old.

She has dark brown hair like the Joker and his green eyes.

Harley and the Joker had put on disguises so they could go for a walk. They were walking through the park on a warm sunny day. The Joker insisted that they should have their walks at night but Harley liked the warm sun on her shoulders since it was the 4th of July. Tonight they were going to see fireworks down at Gotham City waterfront. Harley bought this earmuff thing to protect Alison's ears from the blasts of the fireworks.

First they went to a small, corner diner and got pancakes. While the Joker was eating he looked to his left for some reason. He saw a tall, dark haired man with his family He had a gorgeous wife. She had long black hair and an hour glass shape body. They too had a baby. He thought he'd seen the man before. Maybe not. He really didn't care. Today was all about him and his two favorite girls. No mischief or evil plots.

Next they went to the park and they walked around it a couple times. After that they sat down at a bench. Harley saw two other moms with babies.

"I'm going to go over there," said Harley pointing at the other moms.

"Are you going to take Alison?" Asked The Joker inching the strolled toward her.

"Uhh… sure" said Harley getting up and got Alison's stroller.

The Joker watched as his girlfriend and daughter walked over to the young mothers. When Harley sat down and started a conversation. He thought he would go over by the wood at the end of the park and smoke. He'd been trying to cut back since little Acey was born. But it's been hard trying to parent a 4 month old.

When he got to the woods he pulled out a cigarette. But before he could get a littler. Two black gloves pulled him into the woods.

The Joker was being pulled deeper into the woods. The captor had put a cloth bag over his face and strapped handcuffs over his wrists.

A few yards and curse words later they reached an old abandon shed.

When they were in the shed the Joker heard the door lock and the captor walk toward him. The sound of the heavy boots in the creaky wood didn't scare him one bit.

The captor stopped in front of the Joker. He took off the sack. It was Batman in a black and gray cameo suit without a cape.

He tied the Joker's legs to the chair legs.

The Joker took one look and laughed hysterically. Batman just stared. Then when he calmed down batman asked "are you done?"

The Joker started to laugh harder this time. Then Batman punched him in the jaw. The chair fell over. Batman put the chair with the Joker in it back in the middle of the room.

The Joker stopped laughing except for a little giggle. Batman asked another question "how long are you going to keep up this charade ?"

"What charade?"Asked the Joker.

"You keeping the baby girl? What's her name?" Asked Batman.

The Joker laughed hysterically again "like I'm going to tell you shit."

Batman smacked him again but this time harder. When the chair and the Joker hit the floor Batman only picked up the Joker. The chair screeched on the hard wood floor.

"This is serious Joker!" Screamed Batman "What if you and Harley get thrown in Arkham? Who will take care of your BABY?" Batman through him against the wall. Then picked him up again.

The Joker just kept laughing and laughing.

"Fine" said Batman "But I'll be watching" with that he walked out the door leaving the Joker tied up.

The Joker swung the wooded chair against and it broke into a million pieces. He walked out of the door to go find his girlfriend and daughter so they could go to the water front to have a nice day.