Alison is now 6 months old.
Her hair was longer and her eyes were open more often and she smiled and giggled too.
Today Harley was going shopping all day with Poison Ivy. Ivy loves Alison. She shows it by buying her lots of toys. And plants. So many plants.
At 10:00 Harley was putting on the finishing touches of her disguise. The Joker was getting Alison ready for their quiet daddy daughter day.
Since the Joker and Harley have been at home with the baby they haven't been on a heist in like 7 months. So their running out of money. After Harley and Ivy are done with their shopping their going to rob Gotham's national bank. The only reason he's not going is because he thinks that
A) Harley should lose some of that baby fat. She doesn't have that much but she's not as thin as she used to be.
B) Is that the Joker wanted to stay home and watch Alison and protect her. Just in case the Bat jerk comes and tries anything.
The Joker didn't tell Harley what Batman said about them going to Arkam.
Harley was about to leave when the Joker came behind her and kissed her.
"Have fun," he said.
Harley just nodded and went over to the basinet with Alison in it and picked her up and kissed her little head. Then she carried her over to the Joker and handed her to him.
"Don't wait up," said Harley as she went out the door to meet Ivy.
The Joker took little Alison over to her play pen and put her in it. He sat down at the couch and turned n the TV. 'If only every day could be like this' he thought to himself.
Just as he was about to relax Alison started crying.
"Or maybe not" The Joker mumbled to himself. He looked at the clock. It was 10:05. Only 9 hours and 55 minutes till Harley gets back with the money.
The Joker went over to his daughters play pen. She was crying and looking at something. He looked to where she was looking. On the carpet was her purple little rattle. He picked it up and handed it to her.
She stopped crying and started to giggle and smile. That made the Joker laugh out loud. He went back to the couch.
The play pen was right next to the couch. So the Joker could keep an eye on his little trouble maker.
The soft rattling from the rattle and the TV made him sleepy. He decided to rest his eyes. He accidentally fell asleep.
Something hit the Jokers head. He woke up in shock and fell off the couch.
"What the…" he looked down at what appeared to be a purple rattle "Oh shit."
Then he looked at his watch. It was 12:20. He was asleep for 2 hours and 15 minutes. "Oh crap," said the Joker.
He heard crying. He looked down. Alison was covered in spittle. He picked her up and rocked her back and forth.
The he smelled something horrible. It was coming from his sweet little princess. He put Alison in one arm and pinched his nose with his free hand.
"You need a bath" he said to his daughter. When he said that she started to giggle.
"What's so funny" he said in a pinched voice. She laughed even harder and so did he.
The rest of the day was mostly them just hanging out. For lunch the Joker had left over Chinese food. Alison had mashed peas.
It was 7:00 and Harley hadn't come back yet. The Joker was starting to get slightly annoyed. How long does it take to rob a bank? So he turned on the TV and on to the news.
"Breaking News" said the Anchor lady "The feminist villains Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy have been caught by the Batman at about 6:30 while they were escaping the scene."
The Joker turned off the TV and picked up his cell phone and called a baby sitter.
Cat woman was getting ready for her big heist for the Jade Cat Eye. All she had to do now was pin her hair back and put on her mask. Then there was a knock on the door.
'Who could that be?' She thought to herself.
When she open the door she saw the Joker, his baby girl and a purple and green diaper bag.
"What do you want?" she asked.
"You need to watch this while I break out Harley and her annoying friend out of Arkam. Thanks!" He handed her the baby and diaper bag and ran off down the hall.
Cat Woman stood there in shock and then she just shrugged and said "The Jade Cats Eye can wait."
She went inside and closed the door with the baby to wait for her insane parent's crazy till they get back from Arkam.
At 6:00 a.m. there was a knock on the door. Cat Woman picked up the sleeping baby hoping her parents would take her home now and away from her cats. All night she was crying and pulling on their tales and ears.
When she opened the door there was the Joker, Harley and Poison Ivy standing there covered with mud, twigs and dirt. The Joker had cotton candy on his head.
Cat Woman tried not to laugh.
"Just give us the kid," said the Joker. Harley took her baby and held her in her arms.
"Don't ask," said Poison Ivy.
"But...," began Cat Woman.
"Don't ask," said Poison Ivy taking the diaper bag and walking down the hall with Alison, The Joker and Harley.
Cat Woman burst out laughing.