Our Weird Life

Pairings: Logan/Kendall

Carlos/James

Disclaimer: Don't own any of BTR... IF I DID THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY EPIC!

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Kendall's POV

"Papa..." I felt someone nudge me. I ignored it and snuggled down into the blankets, and against Logan, to my left. "Dad..." I heard the voice again. "Kendall!" I felt a massive shove. I groaned, swatting away the hand. I heard a grunt, then footsteps shuffling on the carpet. I smiled to myself and rolled over, pulling Logan against me. He moaned and I layed my cheek in his hair. I inhaled, wanting to smell his vanilla shampoo. It was far from that smell, cuda product, and the scent of cinnamon. 'Wait... Logan uses vanilla...' I opened an eye to see James' body pressed to mine.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" I yelled out, pushing myself out of the bed and to the floor, pulling the covers with me. James yelled out, and looked over the edge of the bed at me.

"What the hell Kendall? Why did you scream?" He ran a hand over his short hair.

I placed a hand on my chest, to calm my rapidly beating heart. "You were cuddling!" I yelled, standing up.

"No I wasn't!" James said sitting up.

"You were though, Uncle James." Emery said from the door, as she juggled Shane on her hip.

"You can't prove that!" James yelled out, blushing. Emery chuckled as she opened up a photo on her phone. Of James, with his arm wrapped around my waist.

"I feel soooo violated!" I shivered. "Husband!" I yelled out, leaving the room to locate my husband.

Emery's POV

I shifted Shane to my other side as Uncle James shot out of bed.

"No!" He screamed out as he examined the picture better. "Oh god... Please delete this Em! Please!" I sighed, and shut the door.

"Only if you do me a favor." I said.

"What?" He asked, taking Shane from me.

"Well you see... I..."

Logan's POV

"Husband!" I blinked a few times as I heard Kendall yell out.

"Kenny?" I sat up, causing Carlos to awake also.

"LOGIE!" Kendall looked into the room, saw me awake, and jumped on me.

"Ow... Kenny... off." I groaned, in slight pain.

"Oh shiz..." He hoped off, as I gripped my midsection. I was quite sore.

"It's fine." I sighed.

"Where's my husband?" Carlos piped up from my side.

"My bed..." Kendall blushed bright red.

I tilted my head to the side and gave him a look.

"James slept in our bed since you were in here, and he..." I shuttered, "He spooned with me..." I fake cried.

"Aw... Poor Kenny." I chuckled and patted his back.

"OH HELL NO!" We all were dead silent as we heard James scream out from the floor below. Then we heard Shane start to wail. Carlos shot outta bed and was down to Shane in a second.

Emery's POV

"James! Shh!" I pushed a hand over his mouth.

"Shiz... Shaney... don't cry." James tried to shush the baby.

"What's wrong with you?" Carlos ran in. "Screaming in front of Shane like that!" He scooped the baby up and proceeded to rock him. Shane took one look at Carlos, and calmed down. "So I'll leave you two to your yelling..." He said, shutting the door again.

"Please Uncle James!" I begged him.

"NO! Not behind Kendall and Logan's back!" He shot back.

"But... Uncle James... Jace... he's my everything... he's like to me what Carlos is to you!" I said, tears springing to my eyes.

"Emery... He's 18... you're hardly 16... I don't want him to take advantage of you."

"Uncle James... Please!" I took ahold of his tank top.

"No Emery... and that's final!" He said looking over his shoulder.

"God... I hate you! And this damned family!" I screamed at him, and shoved past, to the hall. I skidded to a halt, as I came face to face with my parents.

"Em..." Logan had tears in his eyes.

I tried to pass him, my gaze to the floor, but Kendall took grasp of my wrist.

"Let. Me. Go. Kendall." I said dryly. His face was over taken with shock as he released my arm.

I ran up to the attic. It was suppose to be hidden, but I found it a while back. The entrance was in the back of the house, in the spare room. I climbed up there and hugged my knees. The 'hidden' door opened as Uncle Carlos peaked his head in.

Carlos' POV

"Em... are you okay?" I asked, spotting the girl. She shook her head. But I could already tell from the amount of tears falling.

"No one cares... No one cares that I love Jace. Especially Kendall." She said spitting out his name in hatred. "He just kicked him out." She looked up into my eyes. "Uncle Carlos... I love him... so much! And he said that we would be together forever... But since dad kicked him out..." She paused as more tears fell. "He won't answer my calls, or my messages online..."

"Hunni." I pulled her to my lap. "If he isn't willing to fight for you, then he isn't the guy for you."

"But Uncle Carlos..." She sobbed. "I wanted to be with him forever..."

"I know..." I kissed her head. "I think you should go apologize to Kendall. You really hurt him back there."

She nodded and started the climb back down the ladder.

Kendall's POV

"She is just upset... she just called you Kendall, so you would let go." Logan said rubbing my shoulder. I wiped my eyes and blew my nose. Yes, I, Kendall Francis Mitchel, was crying because of my daughter.

"But she said it with such hate..." I hung my head in my hands.

"KENDALL!" I heard my name being yelled out.

"Em?" I looked up at my young daughter.

"Daddy, I'm so sorry!" She ran over to me.

"Talk to us Em." Logan said patting the bed between us.

"Well... I just am upset how you threw my boyfriend out of the house." She told me.

"You're UPSET?" I stood. "He was taking your innocence!"

"Dad!" She stood and got up in my face as best she could. "I happened to love him!"

"Past tense?" Logan asked, taking her hand in his.

"Well... ever since you kicked him out, he won't answer my calls or message me back..." She sighed sadly.

"Forget the little dick!" I mumbled.

"Kendall!" Logan punched my arm. "Hunni. We just want you to be happy. And now, obviously, this boy isn't the one making you the happiest." Logan told her.

"I know…." She sighed. "I'm gonna go get something to eat." She stood.

"Okay hunni." Logan smiled to her. She closed the door.

Logan's POV

I looked over at my husband, and realized he was pulling off his shirt.

"Where you going?" I asked turning to face him.

"To shower…" He said, standing to pull off his sweat pants.

"Nuh-uh." I smirked as I pulled him down on me.

"Wha… Logie…" He smiled to me. I grabbed at the waist of his sweat pants and yanked them to his knees. "I want you Kenny." I whispered into his neck.

"Heh. What ever you say dear." He chuckled back, pulling off my shirt.

James' POV

"Jay…" Carlos looked into Shanes' room.

"Shh, he just fell asleep." I put a finger to my lips, and tiptoed out the door. "He's napping."

"Oh." Carlos smiled, and took my hand, pulling me to the bedroom. "Wanna have a bit of fun while he sleeps?" He asked pulling at my boxers.

"You know me to well babe." I chuckled and pulled down his pants and boxers. He pushed me onto the bed.

"You bottom…"

"Ha! I think not!" I said flipping us over, and locking my lips to his.

Emery's POV

I sighed, bored, as I flipped through the channels. I jumped as I heard a crash come from upstairs, then a scream. I stood and cautiously ventured up the stairs.

I walked up to my parents door, turning the knob slowly. "Dad?…" I opened it, as Kendall thrust into my father. "Ew!" I yelled out and slammed the door closed.

"Shit!" I heard from the room. "Em… we are soo sorry!" Dad opened his door as he yanked on a pair of jeans.

"You forgot the sign…" I huffed, crossing my arms.

"I'm sorry Em." Dad tried to hug me.

"Ew! Go shower! I'm not hugging you till then!" I told them, hanging the sign on the door handle. They chuckled and shut the door again. They weren't gonna shower… I shook my head and ventured up to the nursery. I saw Shane, asleep in his bed. I kissed his little head and walked across the hall to see if Uncle Carlos wanted to go shopping with me.

"Uncle Carlos?" I opened the door, before noticing the sign on their door.

"UGH!" Uncle Carlos groaned as James pushed into him.

"DAMN!" I screamed out and pulled the door shut.

"Shit not again!" I heard Uncle James yell out. I ran down the stairs and into my room.

"Em? Emery?" My uncle poked his head into my room.

"Sorry for the interruption Uncle Carlos." I blushed. "Man twice in five minutes…" I shook the thought from my head.

"You walked in on Kendall and Logan to?" He asked plopping on my bed.

"Yeah… ugh." I shuttered. "Anyway. Wanna go shopping? I need new bras."

"Sure! I need new clothes!" He hopped up, excited, and grabbed my hand. I chuckled and noticed him, still only in boxers.

"Go get dress! You dork." I pushed him out of my room.

"Oh yeah." He chuckled and ran up stairs.

"Meet me in the living room!" I yelled up to him.

"DAD!" I pounded on the bedroom door. "I'm going shopping with Uncle Carlos! Be back later!" I yelled.

"B…bye…" I heard Kendall yell out. Obviously still in the moment. I rolled my eyes and ran down stairs.

I grabbed my purse, and jacket.

"Ready!" My uncle ran down, fully clothed and carrying his wallet.

"Yay!" I giggled and we headed for the door.

"Oh wait…" He paused and yelled up the stairs. "Jay! Watch Shane while I'm gone!"

"Kay!" We heard him yell back.

"Come on Uncle Carlos!" I took his hand in mine and we ran to his car.