"OW!" Tori woke up from rolling of the bed. "MELLO!"

Mello drowsily propped himself up against the bed using his elbows. "What…?"

"The plan. Is he awake? Go check!"

'He' meaning Matt. The blond teenager obeyed the command, opening a door slightly before peeking in. He was awake. Playing video games, as always.

Mello closed the door silently and crept back into his bedroom, reporting back to the girl. "Yeah, he is."

"What should we do, exactly? Something that will really shock him and make him want to punch us in the face after?"

Before he could answer, a loud yell came from Matt's room. "YES! I COMPLETED IT! YESSS!"

A second later, the gamer burst into their bedroom as he always do, except this time he had black eye bags under his eyes. "HOLY SHIT, DUDES. I WON! I FREAKIN' WON! All I sacrificed was a night of sleep!"

"…Good for you, Matt." Neither of them honestly cared.

"YES! EPIC OWNAGE!"

Tori began whispering while the games geek was busy dancing around. "Just pretend that I'm your girlfriend.

Mello nodded, although rather hesitantly. Seeing that he isn't about to make a move, the girl pulled his arms to rest around her shoulders.

Matt didn't even notice. "OH CRAP, I TRIPPED OVER MY PLAYSTATION!"

"...Um, okay Matt," Tori coughed, trying to get his attention. "I found your, er... charger for something.

"Where?" The male turned around, and stared hard.

Tori stared back, while Mello smirked.

"...Mello's arm is around your shoulders?" Good observation, Matt.

"I know?"

"…WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?" he demanded, upset that he was unable to witness or record the scene.

"Last night," his friend responded quickly. "While you were drunk."

"DAMN! I MISSED ALL THE ACTION?"

"Yup."

Matt muttered to himself before addressing the pair once again with a grin on his face. "So, who confessed first?"

"…" The chocoholic shifted awkwardly.

"Erm…"

The games-addict stared.

"…None of your business, Matt," Tori stated.

He continued staring.

"Uh... Mello did!" She pointed at the said male.

"Er, yeah."

"Hmm…" Matt tried to picture the love confession in his mind thoughtfully.

The pair watched, hoping he would fall for their prank.

Suddenly, the gamer burst into laughter. "YOU LIE. MELLO'S TOO CHICKEN TO DO THAT. LOLOLOL."

"Wh… WHAT?" a fuming blond hollered. "FUCK YOU, MATT!"

He began rolling on the floor, chortling his head off. "BWAHAHAHAHA!"

"FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!" Mello swore excessively, tempted to attack his friend. "I'M NOT A CHICKEN!"

"HE'S NOT A CHICKEN, MATT!" Tori joined in, glaring.

Matt clutched his stomach, his face red from laughter. "CAN'T… BREATHE…"

"SHUT UP!"

He suddenly stood up abruptly. "Just kidding."

"…Huh?" Tori stared at the techno-genius as if he was insane while Mello raised an eyebrow.

"What?" Matt had a straight face.

"…What the hell's wrong with you?" The blond male couldn't help but back away slowly.

"Nothing?"

Tori sighed. "…Jeez, you're such an asswipe…"

"So, did you guys 'do it'?" Straight to the point.

"WHAT THE F-" The same words came out of the pretend couple's mouths. "HELL NO!"

"Okay okay, calm down! That was a joke too."

"Jesus Christ..." Tori smacked her forehead. "Not funny, Matt."

He raised his hands in defense. "Hey, you're the ones taking it so seriously."

They decided to drop the topic without verbally asking.

"So, what should we do today?" As if on cue to Tori's question, a flyer suddenly landed on Mello's head.

"What the heck is this?" He opened it.

"AMUSEMENT PARK. PLZ COME. MAFIA WELCOMED" was written on the flyer in large, bold letters. And also a noobish smiley face.

"Amusement park?" Matt snatched the flyer before scanning it, his eyes gleaming. "LET'S GO!"

Tori pointed at a row of Go Karts. "WE SHOULD GO ON THAT!"

"HELL YEAH!" The gamer placed his goggles over his eyes.

"MELLO! MELLO MELLO! GO ON WITH ME!" She hopped into the drivers seat. "I'm driving!"

The blond-head got in after. "I didn't know you could drive."

"Hehehe…"

"…Do you?"

The light flashed green for go. Tori didn't answer the question, and slammed down on the pedal. The cart jerked forwards.

"I have a bad feeli-"

Before Mello could finish his sentence, the teenager girl drove the cart into Matt's.

"Dude, I wasn't ready!" he complained, reversing out of the way.

Tori proceeded to slamming their cart into children and old ladies, while her partner was on the edge of the seat. "HOLY SHIT."

Matt suddenly crashed into the side of their cart. "HAR HAR."

"…" The girl slammed his cart into the wall in response.

"Ow!"

"CART NUMBER THIRTEEN, PLEASE STOP AT THE GATE AND GET OFF!" a speaker boomed. "YOU'RE MAKING A MESS!"

Tori pouted, now that her fun has been ruined, and pulls up to the side. "I didn't want to get off… But we have to!"

"Eh." Mello concealed his relief as he got off.

"POPCORN!" Matt was acting like an excited puppy, and ran off on his own.

"Look! Teacups!" The girl pointed at another direction. "I want on!"

"Okay?" The blond teenager shrugged, and sat down in a cup.

Another speaker began announcing a boring safety warning. "Please don't sit on the edge and k-"

"GO GO GO!" Tori yelled.

"WHEE, SPIN SPIN SPIN!" the giant cup shrieked. "OMG I'M GONNA HIT THIS CUP! JK, I LIED. HAHA, IN YOUR FACE!" No, not really.

She ignored the message of caution from the beginning and sat on the edge of the cup. "I'm flying!"

A worker immediately jumped up. "Please sit down properly!"

"Screw you."

"You're going to hurt yourself!"

"Wha- AHHH!"

The teacup suddenly whirled at a sharp turn, almost throwing Tori off, but Mello responded quickly and pulled her back into her seat.

"Be careful, damn it!" he scolded.

A small and light object flew across the sky and hit Tori on the head. "What the f-"

Another one also hit Mello. He picked it up, examining it. "Popcorn…?"

Then came a shower of popcorn, pelting them.

"…Matt!" Tori glanced around and caught sight of a certain red-head throwing popcorn. "MATT! FUCK OFF!"

He grinned. "NOPE."

A piece of popcorn missed the couple and hit a small child.

"BAWWW!" the child wailed. "I GOT BOOBOOZ ON MAH FOREHEAD. BAWWWW!"

"…Oops?"

"MELLO! LET'S GO ON THAT THING*!"

"Yeah, sure."

"YAY!"

They sat down in their seats and put on their seatbelts.

"…I'm scared!" Tori bleated, her hands clutching to the seatbelt.

"…Then why did you choose this ride?"

"I don't know! I th-"

And the ride started, sending all of the riders spinning and flipping in random directions.

Mello hadn't expected it to be like this, and his face twisted into lots of different expressions. "HOLY SH-"

"GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING RIDE!" the girl screamed. "HOLY FUCK! GET ME THE FUCK OFF!"

By the time the ride ended, Tori's face was green. She stumbled off. "Oh… my god…"

Mello jumped off the ride, almost tripping when he landed. The teenage girl began walking forwards in a drunken-manner. She stagger, about to fall into a random hole.

The blond teenager clumsily grabbed her wrist and pulled her back. She fell onto her back while he lied down on the floor.

"M-M-Mello…" the girl called weakly.

"Whaaat?"

"…What the heck?" Matt found the pair lying on the floor, and he pointed and laughed. "LOL."

"I can't see the world normally!" Tori reached her hand towards the sky, squinting.

"Neither can I… Everything's spinning…"

The adolescent in the striped shirt waved his hand in front of their faces.

"People are s- …AHH! WHAT WAS THAT!"

"Matt, stop it…" Mello smacked his friend's hand away.

"Wow, you guys suck," he chuckled.

"Screw you…"

"Chickens!"

"What did you say to me?" Tori demanded.

"I said, you suck!"

"Fuck you, Matt."

"Weeaaak!" he taunted, purposefully stretching the vowels. "You're both weeeaaaak!"

His best friend swiped a hand at him, missing terribly. "Shut. It."

"I need… help…" The girl finally managed to get up while Matt watched with amusement. She stumbled once again, about to fall into the same hole.

Matt grabbed Tori and pulled her firmly. "Sit your ass down!"

She collapsed back onto the ground. "Who just... grabbed me?"

"The popcorn did."

"I'M NOT DRUNK! FUCKING IDIOT!"

"I didn't say you were?"

Five minutes later, our hero and heroine of this story recovered to their normal state.

"MELLO! MELLO MELLO!" Tori pointed to roller coaster. "I want to go on that one!"

"It reminds me of Pokemon," Matt commented. "Deoxys!"

Mello raised an eyebrow. "…What?"

Goggle-head didn't bother to explain and neither did the chocoholic want to know. The trio sat down in their seats, with Tori next to Mello.

The ride lowered the safety bar. "ARE YOU READAAYYY?"

"I'm scared!' the teenage girl fretted, gripping onto the safety bar.

"Chicken!" Matt teased, imitating a chicken's clucking. "LOL."

"SHUT UP, MATT!"

He laughed wildly as the ride started, climbing up a sharp slope. "You're both such losers!"

Mello face-palmed. "Matt, shut it…"

"AHHH, NO NO NO!" Tori's eyes widened at the steepness of the slope.

"CHICKENS!" Stripy-shirt continued laughing as the car approached the very top. Time almost seemed to have stopped.

Tori grabbed Mello's arm. "THIS IS SCARY!"

Matt snickered. "YOU'RE SUCH A L-"

The car abruptly veered downwards at an extreme speed, the wind crashing into their faces like waves of water. Hypocritically, Matt opened his mouth and let out a high-pitched scream.

"AHHHHH!" the girl yelped, hiding her face in Mello's arm. "MELLO! I'M SCARED, I'M SCARED! I WANT TO DIE, I WANT TO DIE!"

The ride slowed down slightly as it reached the bottom of the slope, before climbing upwards again to the very top.

"NOT AGAIN! NOOO!" Tori continued, as the ride shot downwards like a bullet. "MELLO! MELLO, HELP ME!"

"SHUT UP, OLD LADY!" a kid yelled.

"…I'm not FUCKING OLD!"

Meanwhile, Matt continued bawling, covering his face with his hands.

"Matt, shut up!" Mello complained. "You scream like a fucking girl!"

Finally, the ride slowed to a stop. The red-head was still screaming, unaware that the torture has ended.

"Oh my god…" Tori gripped the blond's arms, shaking.

"Matt, it's over! Shut up!" He smacked his friend on the head unsympathetically. That's what he gets for calling the Mello a chicken and a loser.

Matt paused, mid-scream, looking up rather stupidly. "…Oh. Right."

"Let's go on the haunted house ride!"

"Okay."

Mello took a seat in the front while Matt sat down next to him.

"…I WAS SITTING NEXT TO MELLO! GET UP, MATT!" Tori commanded. "GET UUUUP!"

"What? Why?" he whined, pouting.

"I'M SITTING NEXT TO MELLO!"

"…Sucks for you?"

She turned to the blond – centre of attention. "MELLO, WHO DO YOU WANT SITTING WITH YOU?"

"…I'm not deciding shit."

"COME ON, MELLO! PICK!"

The mafia member couldn't. "I can't…?"

"COME ONNNN!"

"You sat with Mello for the last one million rides," Matt argued.

"So? I sit next to him on this one!"

"Sucks."

"…" She shoved herself in between the two males.

A worker came along, gesturing to Matt. "Sir, two people per seat."

He gave the worker a bland stare.

"HAHAHAHAHA…!" Tori laughed.

"Fine, you win!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

Poor Mattie went to sit on his own.

"0MMGGZZ LYKE HI MATT!111!"

HOLY SHIT, IT'S TIFFY THE MELLO FANGIRL!

"...Ew?" he 'greeted' back.

The ride started, entering a dark man-made cave. A clown appeared. "Welcome to the ha-"

"AHHH! CLOWN!" Tori pulled out her gun and shot him.

"…Tori, calm down." Mello lowered her gun. They didn't need anymore public attention.

"Dude, this fatass is taking up all the space!" Matt grumbled. "I'm squished right against the edge!"

"SHUT UP, MATT!" the girl snapped.

"B-but…!"

A woman dressed up as a zombie approached Mello's side. "I'm gonna-"

"FUCK OFF!" Tori threatened, punching her. "MINE!"

Immediately afterwards, Alex, the loser who tried to hit on the girl in the last chapter, appeared. "I'm lost. Help me? Wait… YOU'RE THE GIRL FROM THE ARCADE! Got my number?" He winked pathetically.

Mello aimed his gun at him within a millisecond. "Fuck off."

"Whatever." He walked away like a total failure.

Then another creepy midget clown jumped out. "HAHAHA, I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU WITH MY LASER MIDGET POWERS!"

"AHHH! A MIDGET CLOWN!" Tori reached to pull out her gun again instinctively.

The blond teenager quickly grabbed her wrist. "They're not rea-"

A sudden explosion went boom in their faces, causing Tori to scream and Mello to wince in pain from the loud noise. Matt, however, was completely used to explosions without warnings.

"Mello, Mello! I'm scared!"

"Try closing your eyes?"

"BOO!" A ghost popped up out of nowhere. "I'M SCARY!"

"Boo yourself!" Matt gave the ghost a thumbs-down. "Your outfit sucks ass!"

His BFF snickered at his comment.

"L00K M3LL M3LLZ IM N4WT SCR3AMING! LUFF ME!" Tiffy attempted to get his attention. Then a carrot materialized beside her, yelling 'boo!'. She shrieked, "4HHHHHH!"

Random creepers continued jumping out at Mello. "BOO! I SCARE UR GURLFREND, U CREEPY SISSY GURLY GURL."

"…" He lost his self-control and punched the actors.

"K, i'm done scaring you, gtfo," the ride announced.

"That was so gay!" Matt scoffed. "What a let-down."

Tori was still shaking. "Help me… Can't… get up…"

"STARTING AGAIN!" the ride suddenly declared as the car began moving forwards.

"NO! NO NO NO!"

The teenage girl was knocked out on her seat. Mello first shook her by her shoulders, then began prodding her arm when it didn't work. Poke poke poke.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" She jumped awake. "…Let's go on that water log ride!"

The group of three took their seat.

"I'M SCARED!" Tori pointed at a tall hill, shaking once again. "LOOK AT THAT!"

"YEY WE GO IN ZIG-ZAGZ!" the 'log' said in their imaginations. "U NEVER KNOW WHEN I MIGHT DROP."

"Help! MELLO, I-"

The said blond turned to face her. "What? HOLY SH-"

Then the 'log' dropped down, sliding along an abrupt slope.

"YEEEYYY!" the ride said. "WHOOSH! SPLASH! WATER ALL OVER U NAO!"

Tori flinched as droplets of water pelted her. "AHHH! The water's cold!"

Mello chortled.

"I'm fucking cold…" she shivered.

"Sucks." He took a bite out of his still-dry chocolate bar.

"...Why are you being mean to me now!"

The male smirked. "It's funny."

"...I'm not talking to you anymore!" She 'hmph'ed. "MATT! LET'S GO TO THE ARCADE!"

The gamer looked up in surprise. "Okay?"

A/N: I don't think I did the ending of this chapter very well. :U Here are the URLs to the pictures of some of the rides, since I fail at describing them.

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Update: JEWFOQIjfoiqiwne! won't display the URLs. I guess you'll just have to bear with your imaginations for now. ._.