A/N: Another installment of my Sue story - sorry for the REALLY LONG WAIT (to those of you who really liked it). More to come soon :) (sorry if I lost my edge, it'll come back)

Disclaimer: I don't own GLEE or any of its characters

I've done it Journal. After a day's worth of phone calls and a favor from the district judge, the ginger bush baby is on jury duty, and who did they call to fill in for her? That's right journal, ME – or should I say, Susan Smith PhD. The day of reckoning is upon us! Oh, journal, I have not felt so alive in the longest time! I'm about to end Will Schuester and his club of sexually promiscuous Ewoks! Oh journal, it was a mere 29 years ago that I was born into this world. Never once did I get what I wanted, never once did I get accolades, and now, look at me! I'm going to get it all! Well, it's time to get into costume journal!

Love, Forever and Always,

Sue Sylvester

P.S. You should know, journal, that Taylor Swift stole that from me. I've contacted my lawyer, but it'll be a while.

I slowly retreated from my desk, toward my closet. I quickly grabbed the wig and adjusted it onto my head. I had one thing to wear, and one thing only – an old gray pantsuit. I put it on, shuddering as I did so, knowing I was giving up a part of my being – albeit a small sacrifice for a great cause. I then proceeded to my bathroom, ready to apply the cosmetics and jewelry that my maid prepared.

"Senora Sylvester, I put a the make-up on a the uh counter, uh. Si," she said, leaving the bathroom.

"It's Senorita," I told her before entering.

"You look good," she said in that accent of hers. I nodded and signaled her away.

Then I saw her, Aphrodite, looking at me from the mirror. She gently touched her face as I touched mine, her lips as I touched my lips. We were one in the same, she and I. This beauty, I never thought it could be so powerful.

With my newfound confidence, I rushed out of my home and hopped into my new rental, a Toyota Prius. This plot had to be believable, so I could no longer drive my gas-guzzler. I smiled at my excuse for a neighbor for once and drove off. I saw him pick his nose through my rearview mirror, typical typical fat man.

I arrived at William McKinley a few minutes before the start of the day. I maneuvered my way through the hallways until I reached my second least favorite room – Figgins' office. It used to be in first place until the Choir room was given to Schuester. The immigrant welcomed me into his office with open arms, literally – he embraced me for the worst 30 seconds of my life. He then offered me some tea, I declined, and he told me my duties.

"And at no point can you insult the children or break the confidentiality agreement. We have a teacher here, she was suspended, that would do just that. It's been so great without her." His accent made it hard for me to understand him, but I smiled and nodded, but then he said it: "You looks so familiar, have we met before?"

I froze, and then I stuttered, "No…uh, no, not unless you went to Ohio State," I joked.

He stared at me, I thought he would not fall for it, but then he smiled. Just like a mouse caught in a mouse trap…I caught him. He showed me to my office, or should I say headquarters, for the next week, and I started with some easy paperwork.

It wasn't until lunch time that I faced my first real dilemma – a student walked into the office. What's worse, it was that creepy ginger perm she-male, Jacob Ben Israel.

"Oh, uh…you aren't Ms. Pillsbury. Um, do you know when she'll be back," he asked, looking rather quizzical and perverted at the same time.

"In about a week, ginger," I said coldly. He frowned and sauntered out of the office as I quickly took out my journal.

Dear Journal,

This first day is awful! I'm making so many gaffes, it's not good! It won't be long before they discover that this Aphrodite is not Susan Smith PhD, but Sue Sylvester, award winning cheerleading coach and political figure. Oh, Journal, I have to figure something out.

Until tomorrow,

Sue

A/N: The next (two to three) chapters will continue the role of Sue as Susan and it will explore her interacting with various GLEE clubbers.