Liz Lemon walked into her office carrying a doughnut and a coffee.
"Ya, ya, ya I got my doughnut and my coffee, ya, ya" she sang to herself, she gasped in surprise when she saw Jacqueline sitting there.
"Hello, uh, Lemon?" she only knew her by what Jack called her.
"Oh, my name is Liz, Liz Lemon" she told her, Jacqueline nodded briskly.
"Right, Lemon, so what is your relationship with my brother?" she asked, Liz opened her mouth and then closed, she frowned as she thought.
"I suppose we are friends" shrugged Liz, Jacqueline raised her eyebrows.
"Interesting, have you ever been together?" she asked.
"Me and Jack, good god no, I would never" exclaimed Liz
"Why not?" she asked.
"Well, he's Jack!" Liz didn't seem to be able to come up with a better answer.
"I see you point, but that's not a valid reason" Jacqueline sighed "Well then, to get to the bottom of this I guess I will have to become uh, friends with you"
"Why?" asked Lemon, surprised.
"Experiment, so what exactly do you do?" Jacqueline cocked her head to one side.
"I'm the head writer of TGS with Tracy Jordan" she said holding her head up.
"What's strange is that you sound proud of that" said Jacqueline.
"What, you've never seen the show?" asked Liz.
"No, I've seen the show, I'm required to research all of Jack's work and tell him what he is doing wrong" she smiled "Though he doesn't seem to be screwing up TGS that much"
"That's because he does nothing for it" muttered Liz under her breath.
"I don't doubt it" stated Jacqueline.
"So what do you do?" she asked
"I'm a stock market genius so I don't really have to do anything" Jacqueline said proudly leaning back in her chair, Liz went to go sit at her desk and began scarfing down the doughnut.
"Liz, I'm going to help you" said Jacqueline standing up "I'm going to help you get a guy"
"How do you know I'm not dating someone?" asked Liz offended, Jacqueline looked at her pointedly "Alright, I'm single"
"Yes, and I know just who to set you up with, but it's going to be tricky," she said tapping her chin "First of all, we are going to have to change your look, he doesn't usually go for people like you"
"Okay, who are we talking about?" asked Liz
"It doesn't matter right now" Jacqueline waved her off "I need to go take care of a few things, we'll take later"
"Fine whatever" said Liz stuffing the last of the doughnut in her mouth.
"You eat a lot don't you?" asked Jacqueline, Liz nodded causing Jacqueline to frown "Funny how you're still only 127" and with that Jacqueline left the room out to cause trouble, what else is new.