A/N: This chapter is written by Tori! :D
After untying the damsel in distress, Mello began to leave.
"Mells?" Tori called after him.
"Yeah?"
"Where are you going?"
"...Out." Mello stated simply after slight hesitation.
"Where to?" Tori asked, obviously curious.
"Nowhere in particular."
"Can I come?"
"No. Stay here." He said firmly.
"But...I want to come..." She whined with round eyes.
"Too bad?" the male said sympathetically leaving the room. Sucks he didn't see Tori follow him to wherever the hell he was headed to.
Apparently, Mello went to the Mafia base. While the Mafia members were discussing about blowing shit up, they didn't notice Tori stalking them in the window.
Suddenly, Mello stood up. "We have an eavesdropper." He left the room and walked outside to where Tori was stalking them from.
The Mafia members looked at each other, dumbfounded. "HUH WUUTTT?"
Tori muttered an "Uh oh" when she saw Mello exit the room. "Shit..." she swore.
The idiot Mafia members blabbed on about crap. "Blahblahblah Mello can take care of it. He's never been wrong!"
Tori continued swearing when Mello came up behind her like a ninja turtle-a sexy one- and shoved a gun in her face.
"HEY Y-" he began, then recognized the familiar face. "...TORI?"
"H-hey Mells..." she said nervously.
"...What are you doing here?"
"Can you put away your gun?" She said, remembering the other incidents in the past that involved a gun.
Mello put it away, and she sighed from relief.
"...Nothing. Just… um... hanging out?" she replied uncertainly.
"Then why here...?"
"I followed you..." she said slowly, then carried on cheerfully. "So whatcha up to?" ...Is Tori bipolar or something?
"Nothing. Go home."
"No!"
"Just go." He began walking back into the Mafia base. Tori snuck inside without Mello noticing, again.
The idiots were talking about crap that nobody actually cared about. "Mmgg lyke w-..." Then they saw Tori.
As if on command, they whipped out their guns and aimed at the poor girl that only wanted to hang out with Mello.
"WHO DA FAWK ARE YA?" they all asked, sounding like drug addicts.
"Uh..." the teenage girl wasn't sure of how to react. Mello face palmed, obviously frustrated.
"Shit!" the girl swore, not wanting to die – or almost die – again.
"I told you to go home."
"But I didn't!" Tori said with a mischievous grin.
The stupid Mafia members butted into their conversation. How rude. "OMGGGG MELLO YOU LYKE KNOW THIS GAL?" they asked as if it wasn't obvious enough for them.
"...Yes." he replied.
The retards lowered their guns. "OOPSIE DAISIES! SORRY!"
Randomly, a piece of paper landed on the table. "OPENZ ME!" it shouted silently.
A dude opened the paper "OMGG WUTS DIS?"
It's a picture of Mello and Tori kissing! How the hell did it manage to get in here without getting blown up? Oh well.
"LOL HEY DUDES LOOK AT DIS. MELLO'S GOT A GURLFRAN'!" the dude who had opened the paper exclaimed.
Mello shot the poor paper. What the hell did the paper do? Someone isn't being tree-friendly.
"THERE WUZ NO NEED FOR DAT DUUUUDE!"
Mello didn't say anything, but he was twitching.
A fat dude pointed to Tori. "OMG IZ DAT UR GURLFRAN'?" he asked. What the hell is up with this 'gurlfran'' crap? Can't they say girlfriend like a normal person?
Mello didn't say anything.
"LOL I THOUGHT YOU WAS GAY!" he said, suicidal.
"HE'S NOT FUCKING GAY!" Tori snarled at the fat dude. "SHUT THE FUCK UP FATASS!"
"I'm not fucking gay!" the lion roared.
The fat dude held his hands up as if that would stop them from beating the living shit and Big Macs out of him. "LOL I B JK NO NEED 2 BE SO SERIOUS!"
"HAHAHA!" the dude chortled.
"Tori, go home." Mello said for the millionth time.
Tori glanced out the window to see that it was raining and snowing. "I can't..."
Some person walked up to Tori. "HAY THAR GURLY!" he said, adding a pathetic wink.
"...Hi." She replied rather awkwardly.
The person put his arm around her shoulders "WANNNA HANG OUT?"
Mello stared, and Tori just gave him the weirdest look ever. "Uh..."
The dude that saw the picture whispered to the person hitting on Tori. "You might not wanna dew dat..."
The person let out a hideous hyena laugh. "OMGGG WHY NOT. MELLO IZ LYKE A GAY PIECE OF SHIZ. LOL HAHAHAHA!" He must be suicidal.
And so Mello shot him, and the person died but pathetically reported it. "NOOO! I DIED!"
Tori let out a small scream, still traumatized by the gun incident and the almost-dying incident.
"MELLS!" she cried jumping away from the corpse."DON'T DO THAT!"
"Why?"
"That scared me!"
"That's why you should've gone home."
"I don't want to!" She said with a pout.
Tori glanced around "So...What's this?" She asked.
"What's what?"
"HEY CAN MELLO'S GURLFRAN' SHOOT A GUN?" The dude asked as if Tori wasn't there. "MAYBE SHE CAN LYKE JOIN US!"
"NO." Mello inputted quickly.
"Join what?" She asked. Some evil spirit of gun belts came in and pulled Tori's gun belt off, making her gun clatter to the ground. The idiots stared at her with wide eyes. Tori stood there, unsure of what to do. "...Uh.."
She quickly retrieved her gun and the belt and put it on.
"She doesn't hav whut it takes tew be mafia," the boss commented. Luckily, Tori didn't hear him.
Mello gave him a death glare.
"Omg wut did i dew?" the Mafia boss asked, he had the IQ of a potato.
"Idiot!" Mello scolded.
Fat dude frowned. He almost didn't look like a crack head
"Huh...?" Tori seeing that she missed something. "What the hell are you trying to get me to join, anyway?"
"Nvm u cnt join nao," Fatass said.
"...Fuck you," Tori replied, very lady-like.
That random voice came back again, this time to bug the idiot Mafia members. "SO, IS TORI PERFECT FOR MELLO OR WHAT?" it asked.
The Mafia members looked around the room like the retards they are. "Huh whut?"
"IS SHE PERFECT FOR MELLO?" the voice repeated.
While the voice tried to get a bunch of idiots to understand it, Tori asked innocently, "Mells... Seriously, what is this?"
"Nothing. Go home." He said once more.
Some other dude who we will now call Homeslice grinned at Mello "NO, LET HER STAY! THIS MITE BE INTERESTING!"
"Mellllsss…" Tori whined once more.
Mello smacked his forehead and looked at her "What now?"
"Why are you so irritated now?" She asked with her hands on her hips. She's such a sass.
"You're not supposed to be involved."
The voice was still arguing with the retards. "ANSWER M,E RETARDS!"
"Idk? Idk his gurlfran' vry well." they replied to the voice. Wow, they finally learned something normal! Way to go retards!
Tori pulled out a chocolate bar "So? It's not like I'm gonna tell the world...whatever you're hiding from me," she said, chomping on it.
The voice sighed. "SO FAR?"
The members shrugged "Idkz, lol."
"That's not the point." Mello said. Just get to the point already! Listening to two conversations isn't as easy as sitting there looking pretty, you know!
"You don't trust me?" Tori assumed, upset.
"I'm not talking about that."
"Then what?"
The voice seemed to have given up on the retards. "God damn..." it said leaving to... wherever creepy voice-stalkers went.
"You could get h-" Mello began but was rudely interrupted by the idiots again.
"OMG PLZ LEEVE UR TALK 4 LATER!" the boss exclaimed. "WE HAV A PLAN TEW DEW!"
"...FUCK OFF ASS!" Tori yelled, wanting to hear what Mello had to say.
The Mafia boss pulled out his gun and aimed it at Tori.
"What the f-" She broke off, then pulled out her own gun "I have one too!"
"MELLO, IDC IF DIS IS UR GURLFRAN'. SHE NEEDZ TEW NO WHOS BOSS AROUND HERE!" He said, almost sounding normal. Almost.
"BOSS AROUND WHAT?" Tori asked still confused.
"...Can we just get on with the plan?" Mello offered, hoping to not waste anymore time.
"OMG LYKE FINE. I WILL LET UR GURLFRAN' OFF FOR NOW CUZ I'M IN A NICE MOOD!" the Mafia boss generously spared her life.
"MELLO! WHAT THE FUCK?" Tori asked.
"...What, Tori?"
"HE JUST POINTED A GUN AT ME!" Tori exclaimed.
"He didn't shoot."
The dude sighed heavily "OKAY OKAY, GET ON WIF DA PLAN PLZ!"
"WHAT PLAN? WHAT THE FUCK?" She wouldn't give up.
"SO IF WE ATTACK HEREZ, DA ENEMIES MIGHT GO HERE!" the dude said pointing to a map.
Homeslice pointed some more "OMGG DEN WE SHUD HAV BACKUP THERE!"
Tori stood there completely confused.
"Predictable." Mello said, along with some other smart stuff, which is too awesome to be typed out, and no! Not because I couldn't think of smart shit to say!
The Mafia boss stroked his chin "METHINKS THERE IS MUCH TRUTH IN MELLO'S WORDS."
Tori, wanting attention sighed heavily. "WELL, I'M GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE NOW." She successfully caught Mello's attention.
"What the fuck, Tori?"
"Yeah?"
"It's good enough that you're not being involved so far. Just wait for the snow to stop."
"OKEEEEYYYY THEN WHUT SHUD WE DO INSTEAD?" some dude asked.
Mello said some more smart shit that I was too bored to write down. I actually have a life you know, it's blue and it comes in extra small, small, me- I'll shut up.
Tori pulled out a gun and held it to her head as another suicide attempt. Mello slapped it out of her hand. "THE FUCK?"
"WHAT?" Tori asked as if what she was doing was completely normal.
"Stop trying to kill yourself!"
Homeslice coughed. "OKAY, YOU DRAMA LLAMAS, LOL!"
"Shut it." Mello snapped.
"BUT THERE IZ A GUARD HERE AND HE IZ LYKE RLY SMART OR SUMTHING!" the dude said.
Tori then dragged a chair to a ceiling light. Was she going to hang herself...?
...Yup. She pulled out a rope and tied it to the light an-
Mello grabbed her leg, pulling her down.
"Whaaaat?" she whined while the mafia members stared at the couple.
"Just stay put!"
Tori shrunk down in her chair.
"HOW ABOUT WE GET MELLO'S GURLFRAN' TO SEDUCE THE GUARD? CUZ SHES LYKE HOT TEW" Homeslice said.
"FUCK NO!" Mello said, I can't actually tell if he's unwilling to give her up or... Whatever, I'll shut up.
"BUT DAT CUD HELP OUR PLAN A LOT!" Homeslice frowned.
"BUT THERE ARE OTHER WAYS!" Mello yelled back.
"...Hot?" Tori repeated.
"YA WILL YOU HELPUS IN OUR PLAN PLZ?"
Tori paused and slightly turned her head "Uh... okay?"
"WE'RE ATTACKING ANOTHER MAFIA BASE!" Homeslice said stupidly.
"...Another?"
"YA."
"What is this...?"
Mello face palmed at Homeslice's stupidity.
"Whuts wut?"
"All of this...?"
"Uhhh we're a mafia organization? Y do u not know dat?" No, she didn't. Thanks a lot, retard.
"Mells..." Tori began.
No response.
"Mells...?"
"...What?"
"You kind of left the Mafia part out..."
"You shouldn't be involved."
"LETS EXECUTE OUR PLAN NOW!" the Mafia boss interrupted once more.
"Why not?" Tori asked.
"HEY GURL WE'LL EXPLAIN UR ROLE ON THE WAY!"
"It's dangerous." Mello answered.
"...I have a name." Tori said glancing at the boss.
The other members ditched them to the Mafia car.
"Hey Mells, why are you so worried about me, anyway?" she asked walking with him to the car.
No response again.
"...Mells?"
"You're inexperienced, so you can get killed?"
"...So?"
"...So I don't want to get blamed for your death...?" Nicely played, Mello. That's what every girl wants to hear. Tori froze in her steps, slightly shocked at his words.
"C'MON LET'S GO!" Homeslice said cheerfully breaking the tension.
"Yeah, 'cause me dying is far less important than you getting blamed." She walked ahead of him.
Homeslice pulled Tori ahead into the car. "LET'S GO!"
"Wha-" Tori started before being shoved into the van.
"OKI YOU ALL SET? MELLO CAN EXPLAIN DA PLAN TEW YOU."
Tori didn't really want to talk to Mello. I don't blame her; who would after that? ...That horse dude from Narnia? Yeah, I think so.
Mello was shoved into the van as well. Tori rubbed her side after being thrown into a huge gun that hung from the side of the van.
That creepy voice came back, yelling at Mello. "SAY SOMETHING!"
"So the plan… Basically, just distract a certain guard. The end." Mello explained.
"...How?"
"Well, they said to seduce, but you could try other ways."
"What the hell? Seduce? What the hell do they think I am? A slut?
"You don't have to if you don't want to?"
"...Okay."
The rest of the ride was drowning in awkward silence so I don't want to bore you with "..."s.
Homeslice opened the van doors and with a dramatic flourish of his arms, he said, "OMG LYKE WE'RE HERE!"
"...Okay?" Tori said awkwardly, hopping out of the van followed by Mello. She pulled out her gun and shot the air, and the mafia was confused.
"WHY YOU DO DAT?" the dude asked.
Tori didn't answer but bit a blood capsule, so blood dribbled from her mouth. I GET IT! Tori did that to attract attention from the other base so they would go to her so the retards would be able to go in! Gotcha!
Some enemies ran out of their base "OMGGG WHUT HAPPEN?"
Tori was face-down on the floor.
One enemy pointed to Tori's body "OMG LOOK A DEAD GIRL!"
Another enemy grinned with blackened teeth. "OMGG I LYKE NECROPHILIA!"
A fat one chortled, "DAT IZ NASTY DUDE LOLOLOL!"
The first enemy laughed along with them, then poked Tori.
He ran into the base and jumped to the other enemies. "OMG I FOUND A DEAD PERSON!"
More of them ran out to see, "OMG I WANNA SEE!"
The remaining ran out like retards as well. "OMG COOL!"
Some smart dude talked to them through a walkie-talkie they probably got out of a cereal box. "HEY, COME BACK HERE, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A TRAP!"
One smart person controlling a bunch of retards. Lovely. The stupid ones all "Aww'd" and went back to the base when- BOOOOOOM!
They all died. The building was a mass of flames and burning idiots. Tori jumped up to back away from the fire, swearing under her breath.
"OMG HEY GURL, WELL DONE!" the mafia boss said.
Tori beamed.
"YOU CAN JOIN US IF YOU WANT. U GOT DA POWAH!"
"...What?"
"WUD YOU LYKE TO JOIN DA MAFIA?"
"…I didn't even try. Um... I'll think about it? She said slowly.
Mello made his way over to Tori. "That was easier than I expected..."
Homeslice, of course, butted in. "OMG NOT RLLY. I WUZ LYKE CONFUZZLED!"
"...About what?" Mello asked.
"HOW TO SET UP A BOMB AT THE RIGHT PLACE, Y CANT I JUST THROW A GRENADE?"
Mello face-palmed once again.
"Welcome back!" Matt greeted cheerfully when they returned home. Of course, he was sucked into a video game.
"Thanks, Matt." Tori said.
"Eh? You went too?"
"...Yeah."
"Huh. Odd."
"Matt, go to your room." Mello said firmly.
"What? Why?" The gamer frowned.
"Just go."
The gamer left obediently, not wanting to start anything with Mello. Tori wasn't sure whether to leave for her room as well or...
"Tori."
"...Yeah?"
"Did the Mafia boss ask you to join?"
"...Yeah?" How the hell did Mello find out?
"Did you agree?"
"Not yet... I told him I would think about it…"
"You're telling him no."
"Why?"
"You shouldn't be involved with the Mafia."
"Why not?" Tori, being very strong willed and rebellious, wanted to join, of course.
"It's dangerous!"
"So...? I live for danger!"
"The mission we just went on happened to be attacking a bunch of retards." HA! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!
"You're in it..."
"And?"
"Well, why do you care if I get hurt or not? Besides the fact that you don't want to get blamed for it!" Tori gave Mello a serious stare.
No answer.
"That's what I thought."
"It's not about getting hurt. You could die."
"So what? Why do you care? I'm dying every fucking second!"
While they carried on their serious conversation, the creepy voice decided to bother Matt.
"Wonder what they're doing..."
"No idea." Matt said, completely engrossed in his DS.
Now back to Tori and Mello.
"Anything else you would like to talk about?" Tori asked, frustrated.
"No."
"Alright then." She said stomping outside dramatically, sitting on the steps like a loner.
That loser Alex happened to be walking by, not bothering to remember Tori's name, he greeted her. He needs to get a life and see that Tori's heart is engaged elsewhere!
"Hey, Brit."
"...Hey." Tori replied not bothering to correct him."
"Sup? Why you out here in the cold?"
"No reason..." She said, slightly shivering.
"Want 'ta come over?" Alex offered her.
After a long pause she shrugged "...Um, okay."
Matt was stalking them through the window when he called to Mello. "PSST, MELLO. CODE RED!"
"What?"
"SOME DUDE IS TAKING TORI AWAY! I FORGOT HIS NAME!" he reported, watching Tori and the loser walk.
Mello immediately ran out having heard the news. "TORI?"
Tori paused slightly. "What the- Mello?" She chose to ignore Mello and continued walking.
"So you pissed at Girly or somethin'?
She shrugged "I guess.."
Mello finally caught up to the two. "...Where are you going?" he questioned.
"A place..." Tori said not bothering to punch the kid in the face.
A random kid ran up to Mello and threw a snowball at him "HI MISTER!"
Mello twitched. "FUCK OFF!" he yelled at the kid, becoming pissed off.
The kid ran away, screaming. "AHHH! MISTER IS SCARY!"
Tori continued walking, and Mello called her once more.
"What?"
"Come back now."
Tori paused. "...Why?"
Alex was becoming impatient; he's probably on his period.
"Come on Brit!" he said pointing to the snow-dusted road.
"That is not my name!" She said returning to her normal state of aggression.
Alex became distracted and saw a slut, and ran to her.
"..." Tori still began to walk away.
"Tori..." Mello began less angrily.
"What?" She snapped.
Mello's eyes softened, "Come back."
Tori looked away, and finally nodded. "Fine."
"...Anything happen?" Matt asked innocently as the couple returned.
"Shut up" was Tori's reply. She went into the room she and Mello shared, and slammed the door.
"...Good going, Mello!" Matt congratulated. "What did you do this time?"
"...I don't know."
"You don't know what you did? That makes it harder." Matt said, pressing more buttons.
Mello was twitching, then he sat down and sighed.
"Mello has his monthly gift from Mother Nature," some voice butted in.
"Shut. Up."
"And Tori isn't here to defend you! See what you did?"
"..."
"What did you say to her before she got pissed off?" Matt asked Mello.
"I told her not to join the mafia."
"...Angrily?"
No answer from Mello, again.
"Mello wouldn't tell Tori why he didn't want her getting killed or hurt!" Some voice tattle-taled. "So now Tori thinks that Mello doesn't trust her!"
"..."
"That's what happens when you lie," the most-likely-to-get-fat-if-he-doesn't-stop-playing-games dude said.
"Then what the hell do you expect me to say? 'OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU, DON'T DIE!'?"
Both Matt and the voice chorused a "yes".
"..." Mello didn't say anything for a while. "...HELL NO!"
"But you do, right?" The voice asked.
"...What?"
"You don't want her getting hurt. Why?" it questioned. "And I know it's not because you don't want to be blamed for it!"
"...Because."
The mysterious stalker voice sighed, seeing that it won't be able to get shit from stubborn Mello. "I'll go, and come back. You can tell your Matty!" it said, 'poofing'.
"That's not a valid reason." Mello said not realizing the voice left.
"HEY PERSON, WHERE DID YOU DISAPPEAR TO?" he yelled at nothing.
"Just because I don't want someone to die doesn't mean I have feelings for them!" Mello continued.
"Then why don't you want her to die?" the wall somehow asked.
"She's a friend! It's natural that people wouldn't want their friends to die!"
"Just because I don't want Matt to be killed either doesn't mean that I love him." Mello scoffed.
"...LOLOLOLOLOL." Matt blurted out.
"What?"
"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!"
"..."
"But Tori is different! You just met her!" the wall said.
While the two- I mean three were having a serious conversation, Tori was escaping from the window. I think she's secretly a ninja.
"Pssst. Tori is escaping!" The wall reported. How the hell did it find out? Whatever.
"...WHAT THE FUCK!" Mello began running after the fleeing secret ninja girl.
Tori was running to the chocolate shop, and Mello trailing her. "STOP RUNNING!"
She ran into an alley and a stupid fence got in her way. "DEAD END LOLOL U FAIL!" the alley shrieked, I lied. It didn't.
Mello began slowing down, but the girl hopped the fence and ran into the chocolate shop, and hid in the girl's bathroom.
Mello waited like a retard, not realizing that Tori escaped from the window in the bathroom.
"Huh? Tori? Where's Mells?" Matt asked when she got home.
"Don't know, don't care." She replied storming into the room once again.
"...Okay then." Matt shrugged to himself and continued playing on his DS.
Mello finally realized that Tori was gone, and went home.
"What was that for, Tori?"
A random door appeared and sucked Tori into some place...MAYBE THEY WANT HER FOR NINJA TRAINING OR SOMETHING! That would be SO freaking cool!
Tori rubbed her side having landed on it. She looked around and her eyes caught a sign. "...Wammy's?" she read.
Some random children crowded around her, pointing and whispering. How rude. Some kid must have thought it was fun to die, and threw a ball at Tori's head.
Tori gave the kid that threw it a death glare, and threw it back so hard it left a ball mark in the poor kid's face.
Then noticing that kids were whispering about her, she snapped at them "STOP WHISPERING ABOUT ME!"
The children ran away with a fit of giggles, and Tori ran over to them and pushed them over.
A girl ran up to Tori and pulled on her sleeve, she was mute.
"...What?"
The girl gestured Tori to follow her, and so she did.
She pointed at a door, and it read "MELLO'S ROOM, KEEP OUT."
The little girl left and Tori opened the door and looked around. The room was almost empty.
Tori walked around "...I wonder if I can find his real name here..." she wondered aloud. Her foot caught a book that almost tripped her; she bent down and picked it up.
"Mihael Keehl" the name was inside the book. Tori knew that was his real name. YAY, IT'S TIME TO PARTTAAYYY!
The mysterious door came back and threw Tori at Mello, she quickly backed away and hid the book behind her.
"What the hell was that?" Mello asked.
Tori shrugged "No idea."
"You suddenly disappeared."
"I know...?" Well duh.
"So where did you go?"
Tori ignored the question. "...I have a secret."
"...Then why are you telling me?"
She shrugged "'Cause I want to..." after a small pause, she added in a whisper. "Mihael Keehl..."
Mello's eyes widened "How did you-?"
"What?"
"Who told you?"
"Nobody."
Mello was having a hard time believing her. "Then how did you find out...?"
Tori pulled out the book she was hiding. Mello blinked like Near, except it looked sexier on him.
"I think that's yours..."
After not receiving a reply she waved her hand in Mello's face. "Mells...?"
Mello took the book and blinked some more. "...Thank you."
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW! How cute! ...I'm sorry, I talk too much. Back to the story!
"Um...you're welcome..." Tori was surprised at his response.
Matt just had to ruin the moment and ran into the room "WHAT DID I MISS?" With a toothy grin.
"...Nothing."
The gamer frowned "That's... boring..."
Tori nodded. "Yup."
Disappointed, the gamer returned to his DS.
"...Mells?" Tori said uncertainly.
"Yeah?"
"...Are you okay?"
"Yeah, sure." He says that way too often. Yeah sure, yeah sure, yeah sure, yeah su- Shut up. I'm sorry!
"Does anyone else know?" asked the girl.
"...Not that I know of."
Tori took the liberty of repeating his name over and over. "Mihael Mihael Mihael Mihael!"
"Stop saying it." Mello gave her a sideways glance.
"...Sorry." she apologized. "I wonder if we could find Matt's name!" she suddenly said, standing up; her eyes bouncing with the excitement of a loud bratty five year old, only she wasn't one.
"Probably not. He can hack systems to clear his real name."
"But I found yours... I bet I can find Matt's name too!" She said reluctant to give up her epic quest for Matt's name.
"Maybe...?"
"His birthday is tomorrow, isn't it?" She asked. I'm not exactly sure how she found out; then again she might be a ninja!
"Yeah."
She jumped back to the topic they were discussing before "Does Matt know his real name?"
"Of course." As if on cue, the magical door appeared out of thin air and sucked them both in and out to Mello's former room.
The first thing Mello noticed was the wall, written in sharpie, was 'TORI WAS HERE!'.
Tori nervously giggled "...Hehehe?"
After seeing Mello's stare, she dropped the giggles. "What?"
"That's vandalising."
Tori didn't know how to respond to that, so she changed the topic. "...Can we just find the name?"
"Why do you want to know his real name anyway?"
"I just do." The teenage girl wasn't sure why she wanted to know either.
"That was very informative." The other teenager said sarcastically.
Those nosy kids from earlier barged into Mello's room with their friends, all armed with balls. "HEY GIRL!" They attacked Tori with balls. Don't take it the wrong way.
Tori sighed heavily "HOLY FUCK." Her hatred for children overpowered her ability to stay calm, and attacked all the kids with balls so they fell to the ground uselessly.
"Now where is that damn name?" Tori asked the air, flustered.
"How would I know?
"Look with me!" Tori was tearing through whatever was left.
"It's pointless effort..." Mello said, however he glanced around the room and looked at the bathroom door.
"TORI USED THE BATHROOM HERE!" was written on it in a sparkly pink sharpie mini. Those things are epic, I tell you.
No comment.
Tori pulled out a paper and blew the dust off. "I FOUND SOMETHING!"
"What is it?" Mello asked looking at it.
"It's your test!"
Mello grabbed it and yelled what sounded like Narnian and ate it. That's right, he ate it. "Now you can never get it! BWUAHAHAH!"
Tori gave him a "WHAT THE FUCK?" look and searched some more, on her fours.
The green-eyed girl pulled out a book and opened it. "Hey Mells, I found a book!" She scanned the book with her laser beams. "Who is Mail?"
"No idea?" Mello didn't recognize the name.
"Mail Jeevas?"
"Never heard of him."
"It's in your room though."
"...Why?" How the hell was Tori supposed to know? It's not her room.
Tori tucked the book under her arm and glanced around "...How do we get back?"
"I don't know? We would have to go back by plane unless the portal suddenly appears again."
Tori sighed "Shit, we're stuck here. I didn't bring my wallet so I can't really buy a ticket?"
The portal door appeared to them again, greeting them with a pedo-like "HAY GUYZ! I'M OUT OF ORDER. PLZ GTFO KTHXBAI!"
The two muttered a "Damn..." and Tori pointed to the door. "I guess we're gonna have to wait until it gets fixed?"
A random bird flew by and landed on the window leaving two plane tickets on it "M GUNA DROP THESE TICKETS TEW UR HOME TEH WINDOW OKIE?" it chirped before flying away, then getting hit by a flying ball.
Tori snatched the tickets before the evil wind could steal them away. "So...where's the airport?"
Welcome to Heathrow Airport.
"Gate 12, please board your flight to Mello's place, kthxbai." The speakers announced. The two made their way to the gate and sat down in some gangster first-class seats. The seats were lined up against the wall so the other side faced the opposite side.
"Welcome on board the British Airways, blahblahblah!" the flight attendant lady droned on.
To Tori's right was Mello, and to her left was a fatass. A bunch of sluts sat in the seat next to Mello.
The fatass lifted the arm rest with all the energy he had for the day, and his fat overflowed onto Tori's seat. She winced and inched closer to Mello.
The sluts winked their bright blue eye shadowed lids at Mello, wiggling their fingers as a wave. "LOLHAY BLONDIE!"
Mello didn't answer them, he twitched though.
The fatass waved over a flight attendant, and his arm fat jiggled in Tori's face. It smelled of cheese puffs and the cheap hot sauce from Taco Bell.
Tori flinched and winced some more. "EWWWWWW!"
"Isn't this supposed to be first class...?" Mello wondered out loud.
The fatass leaned against Tori for support, and Tori cried for help while she drowned in fat and skin.
Mello, as always, saved Tori from dying in fatass flubber. Unfortunately once Tori stood up the fatass took up both seats.
"Where the hell do I sit now?"
The sluts poked at Mello's arm "SO YAAA WHERE U GOIN'?"
"...Why do you want to know?"
They ignored that question and shrieked some more slut-talk. "LOLZZZ SOOOO U HEA WIT SUM1 SPECHUL?"
Mello ignored the sluts and looked away. The seats were mocking seat-less Tori. "WE R ALL FULL HAHA U FAIL!"
The flight attendant's voice sounded "WE R TAKING OFF PLX SIT OR ELSE U WILL DIE!"
Panic filled Tori when she swore "HOLY SHIT!"
Mello grabbed Tori's wrist and pulled her over and made her sit on his lap.
They'll be like that for about seven hours, which sucks for them.
The sluts prodded Mello with their fake nailed fingers. "OMGZ Y R U CHEATING ON ME BLONDIE?" they frowned at him, leaving cracks in their diarrhea medicine pink lipstick.
"I never agreed to go out with you." Mello said giving them a look.
"YA U DID!"
"And you don't even know my name..." Mello said, while Tori was shooting the sluts with her death beams.
"YA I DO!" the sluts lied.
"Then what is it?"
They had to think about it for a while before choosing the least likely name possible. "UUUHH TOM!"
"No it's not."
"YA IT IS!" they argued.
"Whatever. Shut up."
"I LUV U BF!"
Ignored.
The pilot's voice came over the intercom "OMGZ TEH PLANE IS CRASHING PLZ GET A RAFT AND WAIT UNTIL U REACH LAND KTHX!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?" Tori jumped up and shoved everyone out of her way to grab a raft and pull the tab to blow it up.
"OMGZ NO MORE RAFTZ BOO HOO U ALL DIE!" the pilot said before jumping out of the plane.
Tori grabbed Mello's wrist and they jumped onto the raft and into the water, along with those annoying sluts that invited themselves. If you're wondering, the fat dude already drowned.
Mello checked his mobile phone for signal. "...Shit, no connection." Obviously not.
The sluts had snuggled up to Mello, and Tori brought out the gun she was hiding behind her back, and shot the two sluts and dropped them in the water. Blood was everywhere, and surprisingly it was sparkly and smelled of Paris Hilton's new perfume.
"The bodies would float. Should've tied some sort of rock." Mello pointed out. Where the hell would they find a rock?
Tori shrugged "...Oh well."
Rain started to pour down on the pour victims and Tori shivered.
"Great, just freaking great..." Mello complained.
Waves splashed over their raft and Tori screamed with every one of them.
She lifted a flap in the raft to reveal an emergency kit, complete with tarp, a blanket, food, water, a first aid kit, a gun, a flashlight, and animal poison.
Tori hid under the tarp to protect her from the evil waves.
She was still cold, and complained some more "It's cooollllddd!"
"Wrap the blanket around you?"
"What about you?" She asked, concerned for Mello.
"I'm fine."
While the two bobbed along the waves in the raft, Near randomly appeared. "Hello, Mello. Hello, Tori."
Tori poked her head out, and Mello nearly fell into the threatening waves. "SHIT, NEAR! WHAT THE FUCK?"
"What the hell?" Tori stared at the boy that probably showered in bleach.
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?" Mello demanded.
"I see the two of you are in a catastrophe." The albino was getting doused with salty sea water.
"Yeah, 'cause of your presence." Mello snarled at him.
The wind took the blanket Tori was (not) so warm in, and threw it into the sea.
"FUCK!" she swore her teeth chattering.
Near happened to have a spare blanket and gave it to Tori. Mello glared at him threateningly.
"Thanks Near!" She said curling up in the blanket once more.
Near noticed Mello's glares and death beams. "What, Mello?"
"What the fuck do you want?" The older male asked.
"Nothing in particular."
Tori complained some more, since the blanket was soaked to the tip with rain water. "I'm cold!" she repeated inching closer to Mello.
The portal door had a large Hello Kitty band aid plastered over it when it appeared. "I WORK NAO!" It sucked Tori and Mello in, and out at the apartment leaving Near to die in the raft.
"Where the hell did you guys go?" Matt asked, not lifting his eyes from playing Mario Kart on his DS.
"Wammy's. Hey Matt, do you know anyone named Mail Jeevas?" Tori asked waving the book around.
"No, why?"
"Oh, because I found this book and stuff..."
"Where did you find it?" he asked taking some time off the game to look at the book, which he recognized.
"Mello's old room."
"You went there?"
Tori nodded. "Yup."
"That explains your sudden disappearance."
Then Tori thought about it for a moment. If Matt was Mello's former roommate, and he actually stopped playing to look at the book... that would mean that Matt's Mail, right?
"You're... you're Mail!" Tori pointed at Matt.
"If I was, I'd know?" Matt was mindfucking with them.
"Matt... Don't fuck with my mind!"
"Okay? You're just confusing yourself though."
Tori hid a mischievous grin "Then if it isn't you...I guess I'll go around door to door asking for the owner of the book!" Tori said getting up.
"...That's would be hurting the owner's privacy."
"So? I bet the owner wants it back." She said walking to the door.
"Besides, since you found it at Wammy's, it was probably there for a long time. They probably gave up on it already. Right, Mells?"
"I guess..." the blondie said, trying to stay out of it.
By this time, Tori already gave up trying to get the truth out of Matt so she walked outside and cupped her hands around her mouth as an intercom thingy.
"HEY WORLD! DID ANYONE LOSE A BOOK?"
A little girl made her way to Tori and raised her hand "I LOST MY CHARLOTTE'S WEB BOOK, DO U HAV IT?" along with a childish frown, which Tori wanted to punch.
"No? Want this book?" she showed the little girl the book.
"OOKI WHUT BOOK IZ IT?"
Tori shrugged. "Not sure, I haven't read it yet."
Tori was handing the book over, and the little girl was about to take it when Matt burst through the door and snatched the book, then ran back inside.
Tori walked back inside and pointed to the book. "Explain yourself, Mail."
"The book cover said "Guide to All Games 2005", so I wanted it."
Tori crossed her arms. "No, it didn't."
"Yes it did!"
"Show me, then."
Matt shoved the book in her face, in messy handwriting was "GULDE TO 4II GAME5 200S".
Tori grabbed the book and ran outside and shoved it at a random kid's face.
"Whuh?" the kid was confused, they always are.
"Want this book?"
"NO, I DONT READ!" the kid said crossing his tiny twistable arms.
Matt ran back outside and snatched the book "IT'S MINE NOW!" he said running, and shoved the book down his shirt.
Tori tackled Matt into the snow and they fought over the book.
"OW. HEY!" Matt tried shoving Tori off but once she's on fire, she'll burn the living shit out of you.
"LET GO OF IT!" she yelled trying to pry the book from him.
"NO!"
"BEFORE I SCREAM YOUR NAME!" she threatened.
"That's what she said!" Matt couldn't push away his cockiness, even at a time like this.
"MAI..." she began to yell.
"STOP BEING MEAN!"
"MAIL..."
Matt covered her mouth so she wouldn't reveal more, but she bit hard.
Matt pulled his hand back "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"
Tori grinned "So it is your name!"
"No it isn't!"
"Then why do you care if I scream it or not?" she began to yell his name again.
"BECAUSE PEOPLE WOULD GIVE ME WEIRD LOOKS!"
Just as Matt predicted, people stared at the two.
"SEE?" He pointed out.
The people whispered to each other, pointing. "Weird couple..."
Tori bared her teeth at the people "WE AREN'T A FUCKING COUPLE!"
The people backed away. "Wow, that girl's temperamental!"
Tori began to say his name once more. "MAIL JE-"
"FINE FINE, IT'S MY NAME!" Matt gave up.
Tori skipped back inside with a grin of triumph on her face, while Matt shook the snow off muttering.
The clock caught their attention when it yelled at them "LOLZ ITZ NOW MIDNIGHT! IT'S FEBRUARY FIRST YEY!"
"Matt!" Tori yelled. Matt was just walking back inside.
"Happy eighteenth birthday!" She said with a smile.
Instead of thanking her, he asked "How did you know?"
Tori wasn't exactly sure herself, after some time she shrugged "Um..I just did."
"...Huh."
Awkward silence...
"So yeah, what do you want to do for your birthday?" She asked, but then regretted it.
"...ARCADE!" Matt said obviously, you'd think he want to do something else since he goes there all the time. I guess not.
"...Alright, we'll go tomorrow."
"Damn..." Matt really wanted to go now, if he could find an arcade that was open at midnight.