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The Looking Glass Wars Song Collection

Song #2: What Is This Feeling?

Sung by Dodge Anders and The Cat ft. General Doppelganger

Dodge: (spoken) My dearest, beloved Queen of Wonderland.

The Cat: (spoken) Your Imperial Viciousness.

Both: There had been murders on that birthday

The Cat: But of course, we had succeeded.

Dodge: But of course, Father lost his life.

Both: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond

(spoken) But …

There have been some clashes,
For you see, my rival is:

Dodge: Undeniably and extremely homicidal
And altogether, he's quite possible to despise:

The Cat: Suicidal.

Dodge: What is this feeling, so sudden and new?

The Cat: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you;

Dodge: My pulse is rushing;

The Cat: My head is reeling;

Dodge: My face is flushing;

Both: What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes! Loathing
Unadulterated loathing

Dodge: For your fangs.

The Cat: Your looks.

Dodge: Your purring.

Both: Let's just say – I loathe it all
E'vry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple, utter loathing.

With them, no exhilaration,
But with you, it's detestation!
It's so pure and strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast,
As long as I live, it will last,
And I will be loathing

Loathing you
My whole life long!

General Doppelganger: Dear Dodge Anders, revenge isn't good.
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!

General Doppel: He's a terror!
General Ganger: Hope you won't start!
General Doppel: We don't mean to show a bias –
General Ganger: - The Cat will kill you if you're off guard!

Dodge: Well, Redd sent these things to try us!

General Doppel: Poor Dodge Anders, anger inside –
General Ganger: - at someone who's strong and with nine lives.
General Doppel: We just want to tell you:
General Ganger: We're all on your side!

Generals Doppel and Ganger: We share your;

Both (Dodge and The Cat): What is this feeling, so sudden and new?
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you!
My pulse is rushing, my head is reeling,
Oh, what is this feeling?
Yes.
Ahhh.

Generals Doppel and Ganger: Loathing, unadulterated loathing,
For his fangs, his looks, his purring.
Let's just say – we loathe it all, e'vry little trait however small
Makes our very flesh begin to crawl
AHHH!

All: Loathing!

Generals Doppel and Ganger: Loathing.

Both (Dodge and The Cat): With them, no exhilaration,

Generals Doppel and Ganger: Loathing.

Both (Dodge and The Cat): But with you, it's detestation!

Generals Doppel and Ganger: Loathing.

Both (Dodge and The Cat): It's so pure, so strong!

Generals Doppel and Ganger: So strong!

Both (Dodge and The Cat): Though I do admit it came on fast,
As long as I live, it will last,
And I will be

Generals Doppel and Ganger (background): Loathing …

Both (Dodge and The Cat): Loathing for forever

Generals Doppel and Ganger (background): Loathing …

Both (Dodge and The Cat): Loathing, truly deeply loathing you,
Loathing you,
My whole life long!

Generals Doppel and Ganger: Loathing, unadulterated loathing.

The Cat: Meow!

Dodge: DIE!

I think I ruined the song for life. 3 But it was fun. Apologies to Stephen Schwartz, who wrote all the Wicked lyrics. :) Thanks to JaneVolturi96 and xo-music-of-the-night-ox for requesting this as a Cat/Dodge song. :D I added General Doppelganger as a kind of reference to when they tried to console Dodge when his father was killed.

Next: The Pussycat Dolls' When I Grow Up, sung by Alyss! :3

Reviews and song requests are welcome! :)

Seeya! ;)