A/n Here's chapter 3.
Chapter 3
Jasper
Jasper's pov:
Something was wrong today. I don't know how exactly but it was.
Alice and the others needed to hunt very badly. In fact my little pixie's eyes were blacker than coal, but that didn't mean I wanted her to go.
"Jasper," she had snapped.( She's always testy when she's thirsty.) " I need to hunt now.
"Of course," I mumbled.
"Don't worry I'll be back soon and every thing will be okay. Okay?" my pixie told me.
"Okay," I submitted defeated. She stood on her toes and kissed me hard and passionately.
I knew I should feel suspicious. My little wife was feeling very excited. Then again she's always excited.
"Bye Jazzy, Bella will be here in a few minutes and then we'll leave," she assured me.
Since I was the only one who wasn't thirsty I got to babysit Bella today. I loved Bella and was looking forward to seeing her, but she couldn't make up for my little Alice. Alice shot a withering look in my direction.
"Please Jasper we'll be back soon. Until then just have fun with Bella," she sighed.
"Aww poor Jazzy's whipped, can't even go a few hours without his Ali-wally. Or as you sometimes refer to her your sexy little pixie." Emmett teased.
"Emmett come here now," Rose shouted. He got up and ran up the stairs like a dog with his tail between his legs. I don't see how he could be so dumb. We all knew what was coming and Rose didn't disappoint. As soon as Emmett got to her, she slapped him in the head, and he just took it.
"Hah," I said "Who's whipped now?"
"You both are," Edward chuckled. Oh no way, Edward was not calling us whipped. Edward was the worst even though he had just found his mate.
"Edward, please does this sound familiar? 'Yes Bella. Of course, love. You're the one who's whipped dear brother." I told him.
"Seriously, and you never get to whip it like Jasper and I do." Emmett said. Edward shuddered at the thought, probably remembering something he had heard in the past.
"Ew Emmett crank down the lust before I go find Alice and cause you to leave late. If you know what I mean." I wandered off suggestively.
"Oh I know what you mean, the question is does Eddie know what you mean?" he teased.
Edward shuddered. Luckily for him, the doorbell rang before Emmett could start with the explanations. Of course they would have the whole car ride together.
Standing in the doorway was Bella. She was the only human I've ever really gotten to know since my change. Her and Edward caught a "private moment" in the doorway before Emmett shouted out "Get a room"
Bella broke away from Edward with a blush. She walked towards us without tripping, I must say that was a miracle. Edward growled at me. Served him right.
"Hey Emmett, Jasper" she said.
"Hello Bella," I said.
"Hey Bells," Emmett said running up to kiss her cheek.
They continued on in some meaningless conversation that I ignored for the most part. That's when Rose and my little angel came down the stairs. She dashed at me so fast I could hardly see her.
Then, she settled into my lap and kissed me gently on the cheek.
"Bye, Jazzy" she said seductively.
"Good-bye my little pixie." I said "I will see you soon"
Carlisle and Esme came down the stairs. Bella and I got up to hug everyone good-bye. Seconds later we were all alone. Now what to do with her? I guess we would just hang out.
"What do you want to do today, Bella?" I asked her.
"Why don't we just watch movies?" She asked. That was a great idea, actually. We had an enormous collection of movies, any type you could think of was in our movie gallery.
"Sure. What do you want to watch first" I asked.
"Anything, just put on your favorite." Awesome the rest of the family never let me watch my favorite movie.
We watched two or three movies before I started to notice a smell. What was it? It smelled very, very, familiar. Every time I thought I had it the idea seemed to dance just beyond my grasp. I finally decided to just ask Bella if she smelt it too.
"Bella do you smell something?" I asked. To my surprise she blused and her feelings turned from amused to humiliated.
"Umm maybe." She said. Did she really think she was fooling me?
"You're lying. Just please tell me," I begged hoping she wasn't hurt, because if she was Edward would kill me.
"About ten minutes ago I sort of got my period." she mumbled blushing profusely.
"And you didn't tell me?" I asked. Crap, this was really more than I ever wanted to know about Bella. And damn it Alice knew it, that's why she was feeling mischievous.
"I didn't think you wanted to know," she mumbled. She was right I didn't want to, but it was too late now.
"Don't you need to put on something to..." someone help me.
"Umm, yeah I do," she said almost as embarrassed as I was. Almost.
"Well, hurry back," I told her relieved.
"What do you mean hurry back?" she asked.
"Well that implies that you are leaving and will come back soon." I explained to her slowly.
"I can't go" she told me.
"Why not?" I asked hoping she wouldn't send me.
"Jasper if you haven't noticed my pants have a stain and I don't have anymore to change into." she told me. Okay to be honest, I knew she had me. All of her reasons were valid and I knew I would cave but, I really didn't want to do it.
"Fine," I mumbled after seeing she wasn't going to back down.
"Thanks Jasper. You are the best brother ever," she gushed standing up and hugging me. I see what she meant about that stain it was huge.
I hopped into Alice's yellow Porsche. Ugh people were going to think I was gay(A/n no offence to gay people) driving a yellow Porsche, and picking up some tampons. I pulled into Fork's small grocery store, thankful that I couldn't blush.
I walked in out of the pouring rain and got myself a basket. I went to the auto parts department first. There I picked up a bottle of oil and other car essentials. I walked into the aisles near and around the one with the tampons.
I loitered around until I finally worked up the courage to go in to the feminine hygiene aisle. Of course as soon as I was getting ready to go into the aisle two people I knew came around the corner holding hands and talking. Mike and Jessica.
"Mikey," I heard her purr into his ear. "Will you do me a favor?"
"Of course, Jess." I heard him say. Sucker. Everyone knows you should ask what the favor is before you agree to it.
"Will you go down the feminine aisle and pick me up a box of tampons?" she said quickly. "Thanks love you lots." Sucker, of course I shouldn't say anything. Bella suckered me too.
"Ugh," he groaned. Then he saw me watching him and walked into the aisle I was in. "Hi, Jasper"
"Hey Mike, what's up?" I greeted quietly feeling the embarrassment flow off of him in waves. We prattled on about stupid stuff until Jessica came over and asked was he done.
"Almost," he cried. Then we said our good-byes and went on our own ways.
I walked and stood in front of the feminine hygiene aisle. I was a 90 year old vampire, I could walk into an aisle and buy tampons.
I took an unneeded deep breath and walked into the aisle. A second later Mike came in too.
"Oh, hey Jasper, has Alice, you know?" he asked trying (and failing) to sound cool and calm.
"No these are for Bella" I said insulted that he thought my wife did that.
"Why isn't Edward buying them then?" he asked.
"He's camping and I'm the only one who's home now so... I had to do it." I complained.
"Well good luck," he said shuddering.
"You too, man." I said.
After that we didn't talk anymore as we shopped. Mike was done in a few minutes but, I stood in front of the shelf utterly confused. There were so many types. Did she want pads or tampons? Light, heavy or regular? I have no idea.
I went and found the first buggy I came to. Then I went to the aisle and put one box of each in the cart. Ugh, this was the most embarrassing thing I had ever done. Everywhere I went people stared at me puzzled.
Thanks to super speed I was at the front in no time. There are only two registers in this store and both were manned by people I went to school with who would love to tell that they had saw me buy feminine products.
At the empty register was Tyler Crowley and at the full register was Eric Yorkie. I took another cleansing breath, and plastered a smile on my face as I walked up to the counter.
"Hi Tyler," I said.
"Hey Jasper," he said. His eyes bucking out of his head as he looked at my purchases. His burning curiosity was really starting to bug me. "What's up with all this stuff?" he asked.
"Bella needed some and I didn't know what kind to get so...." I said deciding honesty was the best policy.
"Oh, yeah, sure" he said. I could tell he didn't believe me. Oh well. "That'll be $75.88" I handed him my Visa and hurriedly took my bags to the car.
I was home in less than five minutes. I knocked on the door and saw that Bella was curled on the couch crying.
Bella's pov:
I got bored waiting for Jasper to come back. So I putt on one of my favorite movies. Lassie. I could tell I was on my period, because even though it's sad I usually don't cry. But today I was sobbing quite loudly.
I was so wrapped in the movie I almost didn't notice Jasper come in. He had so many bags that if he was human he would be staggering under their weight. What all did he buy? He took one look at me crying and rushed right over. It was a funny sight. He couldn't decide wether to drop th bags or bring them over to me.
In the end he decided to bring the bags to me.
"What's wrong Bella?" he asked.
"Nothing, just hormones and Lassie," I replied
"Ohhhh" he said with understanding.
"What all did you buy?" I asked conversationally.
"Well, I didn't know what to get you so I bought you a box of each." he said. Crap that's right I don't think I ever told him what kind to get.
"Well um thanks." I said as I got up to put the tampons on. "Oh and for future reference, get the heavy duty tampons," I said. I saw him shiver as he thought of next time. I giggled to myself.
5 days later.
Jasper's pov:
Where the hell was my family? They were supposed to be back five days ago. I just have a feeling my wife is behind this. I love her but if she was behind this than she was dead.
Bella was an emotional wreck. She was all moody. One minute she was happy, then she was sad, then she was, hyper. It's to much for me to take. I don't see how Edward does it every month.
Just as I was thinking this Bella ran down the steps and shouted. "Yay! Jasper it's over."
It took me a moment to put her words together to mean anything. Then I got it. Bella' period was over. No more mood swings, or hormones. Yay. I literally jumped for joy. Then the door opened.
Speak of the devil and she shall appear. Alice opened the door and ran in to jump into my arms. She attacked my lips, but as much as I wanted her I pulled her away from me.
"You are an evil little pixie." I tell her my voice husky.
"What did I do to make you think that?" she asked playing innocent.
"You left me with a hormonal Bella, oh and I had to go buy her tampons," I said. Here she started laughing.
"You have to admit it was funny," she said in between her giggles. Okay she was probably right. I would have laughed if it was Edward or Emmett.
"Jazzy?" she said.
"Yes my angel," I asked wondering what she could want.
"I love you," she said kissing me again. When she was done I replied
"Despite all you have put me through I still love you," I said
"That's great. Remember that tomorrow when Mike and Tyler tell the whole school what you bought at the store." she teased as I groaned. Tomorrow would be pure torture.
A/n: How did you guys like that? I don't think it turned out as well as my other chapters did. You tell me. Read and review.