A/n: So a lot of people have been asking about what happens at school the next day with Jasper. Well here it is. Read and review. Tell me if you like it.

Chapter 4

Jasper part 2

Jasper's pov:

I must admit I am very worried about going to school today. I wonder what Alice saw. She refuses to tell me anything except it involves what I bought at the store.

I barely paid attention as I put on what Alice picked for me. All I could think about were the horrors that lay ahead of me today. What could that stupid Newton and moronic Crowley have planned for me?

When I got downstairs I must admit I had planned on skipping school today. Just as I decided that Alice grabbed me by the and said "Don't even think about it, Jazzy" Damn it, stupid phsycic wife.

"What did she do this time?"Edward asked as he entered through the door to change clothes before picking up Bella.

"She's making me go to school, knowing that Mike and Tyler are going to make fun of me," I complained. Edward chuckled.

"You know this is all your fault, Edward." I complained.

"Dear brother, how are you going to blame this on me?" he asked as if he didn't know.

"Bella is your mate, not mine. You left her here with me while she was having her.... 'Monthly problem' and I had to go and get her hygiene products. Since I had no idea what kind to get, I had to buy all of the kinds."

"Technically, that is your fault. Have you ever heard of a cell phone?" he teased. Damn, he was right, I could have called. He smirked as he read my thoughts.

"Okay how about you tell me what I want to know and we'll call it even?" I bargained.

"Sorry can't do that Jazz." he replied still smiling.

"And why not?" I asked even though I was pretty sure of the answer.

"Your wife commanded me not to," was his simple answer. Great, I was right.

"Well I should go pick up Bella," he said getting up to leave.

"Good-bye," I mumbled like this was my last day alive.

"Bye Jazz," he chuckled.

He ran out of the door and as I was about to follow in to the forest, my little pixie flitted down the stairs and grabbed my hands. There was a scowl on her face and I just wanted to kiss it and make it better.

"Now I know you weren't going to run out on me," she said with unmistakable anger in her voice.

"No of course not," I quickly lied.

"Whatever," she murmured. "Let's go,"

Ugh, it look like I'm not going to get out of this. I never really thought that I would. When you're dealing with Alice, it's always better to let her have her way.

Today we decided to ride in the jeep, probably so that I couldn't ditch out early. Emmett sat in the front seat, smirking back at me. I ignored him as we drove to the school. We were there in 5 minutes.

Oh man, I must admit I was nervous. The first thing I did was sweep the area looking for Mike or Tyler. I didn't see them. Uh-oh that doesn't seem like a good sign. I was edgy as I walked to my first class.

Emmett was boisterous as ever, not even worrying like a good brother. I decided to fix that. I sent him some panic waves.

"OMC! Oh my Carlisle! Jasper something's going to go wrong today." he said panicky. That was almost as funny as the time I sent lust at him and made him make ut with some guy, and Rose wouldn't touch him for a week. Ahh, good times.

The day passed by with more panic attacks from Emmett. I became less weary as the day passed. In fact when I entered the lunch room, I was completely at ease and that's when I felt it. In a high school there are a lot of things to feel usually lust, anger, jealousy, angst, etc. but this was some thing different the emotion of satisfaction and payback.

I looked in the direction of where these emotions were coming. Uh-oh. There were Mike, Tyler, and Eric. They all grinned at me and beckoned me over. I ignored them. I went to sit at my usual table with the rest of my family and Bella. I didn't even pretend to get food today, I was so worried.

Alice and Edward laughed as they felt my distress. I need to calm down, or else everyone in a two mile radius would be having a huge panic attack. Rose glared at me. She was still upset with me for the whole panicky Emmett thing. He really embarrassed her. Hah she deserved it.

"Jazz," Rose said with a smile. "Your friends want you,"

I turned around unsure of who to expect. Mike, Tyler, and Eric were beckoning me over again. I made a big show of rolling my eyes at them. Apparently they weren't taking no for an answer. I turned around and the next thing I knew there was a tap on my shoulder.

I turned around to see Mike Newton smirking down at me.

"Newton, got a problem?" I asked in my meanest voice.

"Not as big as you're about to have, Hale," he told me.

Tyler and Eric were standing behind him looking and feeling slightly afraid. I must admit if this wasn't about me this would be humorous.

"Do your worst," I said.

"Oh we will," Mike said.

"Jasper did you use all of your tampons?" Tyler said loud enough for everyone else to hear. This got everyones attention. Even the teachers looked over at me. Great, this was just great.

"Whatever happened to shoppers confidentiality?" I murmured where they couldn't hear.

"Yeah he used them all," Emmett guffawed. Now the people who pretended that they weren't listening stopped pretending. I was so ruining Emmett's love life after this.

"Oh we're being confidential we didn't tell anyone that you came in the store and bought about thirty boxes of tampons." They said loudly enough for everyone to hear.

"They weren't for me," I said embarrassed.

"Oh, but who were they for?" he asked knowing he had me.

I pulled out the first name I could think of. "Alice," I said. Alice was staring daggers at me. Well looks like Emmett wasn't the only one who wasn't going to get any for a while.

"Alice you used thirty boxes?" Eric asked with a smile. Uh- oh he so shouldn't have asked Alice.

"No of course not Bella, Rose, Em, Jazz, and Eddie helped me." my malicious wife said. Usually that would be a turn on but when it was directed towards me it wasn't so cute.

"Well I can understand Bella and Rose but.... Em, Jazz and Eddie?" Mike asked amused. He rolled each of our nicknames around on his tongue. Ugh, his tongue something I didn't even think about.

"Yeah they used them too." Alice rambled on. It's a good thing vampires cant' blush because if they could we would all be the color Bella was right now. Mmm, everyone thought they were laughing now. Fine but it was payback time after school.

"Oh that would explain why they needed so much." Tyler laughed.

"Poor hormonal guys, or should I say girls," Mike laughed.

"I bet mind bigger than yours little buddy," Emmett called out as Mike blushed, while looking down at Emmett's pants. Ew.

"If there's even anything there," Edward threw in. I was surprised Edward said anything. Well I guess Mike was hitting below the belt. The kids in the cafeteria went wild with laughter. Of course, it didn't help that I was cranking up the hilarity of the situation.

"Aww, please let's leave Emmy alone,

"Hey Mike," I shouted as they turned.

"Yeah?" he said.

"Those tampons you bought. I know you used them. Did they feel good?" I asked just to get him riled up. I decided to hit him with some honesty to get the truth out of him.

"Yeah," he said "They felt like a dream" The whole school heard him and laughed.

I decided to skip the rest of my classes to torture Mike, Eric, and Tyler. I must say the fates must have wanted it. They had all their classes together after lunch. Emmett and Edward decided to come along and help me.

The first thing I did was send waves of lust at them. Man they were all over each other. Mike and Tyler then Tyler and Eric. It went on and on. The students were watching and snickering. Poor Mr. Varner thought it was him.

It took him all class period to see that three of his students were making out in the back of his class. They didn't stop even when he threatened them with detention. Then I had a bright idea. I sent out waves of attraction. They all looked up at Mr. Varner and ran to include him in their love fest.

At this point most of the students were falling out of their seats with laughter. "That's it detention, for three weeks." Mr. Varner shouted at his attackers. After that we went to our classes, to tell Rose and Alice about what had happened.

They started laughing so hard, that they got detentions too. The rest of school passed by quickly. My brothers and I ditched out of our last class early to finish our prank.

We met in the parking lot, and that's where we got the stuff out of Edward's Volvo. "The stuff" was three big screen plasma televisions with DVD players and of course cable hook ups.

We plugged up a tv at each of the doors of the school, and then we put in a certain DVD that we had made after lunch. (Emmett had a digital editing class that he went to to make these tapes.)

10 minutes later:

Mike's Pov:

School was over. Today had been a pretty good day. Me and my group had embarrassed Jasper and the other Cullen guys. Maybe Bella would realize she didn't need a wimp like Edward when she could have a real man like me.

As I walked down the hall to get to my car, with Eric and Tyler at my flanks, people kept laughing and pointing at us. I wonder why. Well there was that thing that happened after lunch today. But there's no way anyone would tell about that.

See, what happened was this uncontrollable urge to kiss Tyler came over me. I couldn't resist it so, yeah we started making out and then Eric wanted his turn. At the end of class Mr. Varner caught us and for some unexplainable reason I felt attracted to him. Weird.

But no, no on could know about that. As we neared the exit where my car was parked, I saw that there was a plasma screen parked in front of it. Everybody was laughing at whatever was on. Hmm, I wonder what they're watching.

As I got closer the laughing got louder. Everyone was pointing and laughing at us. What was so funny. And then I saw it. I was on the screen slobbing down Tyler, and then Eric, and then it looked like I was trying to seduce Mr. Varner. OME (Oh my Edward). This could not be happening.

Jessica Stanley walked up behind me and tapped me on the shoulder.

"Well that explains why you never asked me out," she said with a smile on her face. Everyone heard this and it just made them laugh harder.

Then I did something stupid. I took off running to the next available exit. Parked at that exit was another tv. I ran to the final exit, and of course there was another tv awaiting me. This one was different, on this one there was a picture of Jasper with the flashing words: Don't mess with the best!' at the bottom of the screen.

I wrenched the tv out of the way and ran all the way to my car.

Oh no not my beautiful suburban. Some evil fiend had painted it bright pink with the words I'm gay and proud on it. Two cars down Jasper was leaning against Emmet's big jeep laughing at me.

He walked over to me with his blond hair flapping in the wind.

""Don't mess with the best," he said as he turned and got in his car.

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