Chapter 16: 'Jackasses'

We see Sky, Issei, Kiba, Saji, Riser, Vali, Arthur, Sirzechs, Gr-ug, Biku, Gasper, Draig(Human form), and Albion(Human form) running from a bunch of angry Deathclaws while yelling and Screaming in fear.

"RUN!" "OH SHIT!" "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!" "WHY DID WE THINK IF THS!?"

Then Trihexa suddenly appears in front of everyone while one of its heads is struggling to close down on Rizevim.

They continue to run until one by one they get tumbled over With Sky and Kiba, the last ones going through a house with Kiba jumping through a window and Sky stopping in front of the camera. "HI IM SKY AKASHIYA WELCOME TO JACKASS!"

We see the camera pan over to some Raiders, one of them clearly drunk and trying to make sparks with two lawnmower blades on a fuel tanker.

Someone threw a grenade at them killing the Raider.

We cut to Sky in a magic outfit and Riser in a fake picture frame. "Hello Boys and Girls it's time for a puppet show." Sky said, revealing a tank with a hole and a snake in it.

"Once upon a time there was a hungry serpent and a lonely field mouse who needed a friend." Sky said while Riser puts his dick that's covered to look like a mouse. "Hello mister serpent." Sky said in a high voice and the snake saw this and slowly went to the fake mouse. "My name's Mister Mousie and I wanna be your friend." "Just make sure my penis is all the way I wanna look good." Riser said.

"Say, what do I get from being your friend? Snakes are known for eating mice, after all."

Everyone else is tensed up but the boys keep snickering and Riser getting scared. "Let me tickle your tail." Then the snake tried to bite the fake mouse but he hit the string making everyone except Riser you went wide eyed laugh. "That's not nice! That's not how we play back home!"

"Oh man..." Issei said.

Sky had Riser's dick pointed to the snake and said something that made tense. "C'mon give me a little kiss, little kis-" Sky was interrupted by the snake biting Riser's dick making everyone laugh and Riser scream. "HIS TOOTH IS STUCK ON MY DICK!" Riser screams, shaking off the snake and going to get clothes. "Well that's all folks." Sky said, still laughing.

Immediately after saying that, Sky was sent flying by a Yao Guai swiping at him with its claws.

Sky then killed Yao Guai.

We then cut to a scene with Sky, Kiba and Vali in the dxd universe in a ball pit. "Hello I'm Sky and this is the anaconda ball pit." Sky finished as Vali punched him in the nuts. "OH FUCK! I have a cup and that still hurts." Sky got payback as he kicked Vali in the nuts.

"So Sky if you didn't know anaconda are ambush hunters." Issei said.

"What does that mean?" Sky asked.

"They surprise you." Akeno answered.

"I don't know if I'm gonna be that surprised." Sky said leaning to the snake then quickly turned around to Vali and Kiba. "I swear- don't fucking push me." "Not gonna push you." "I'm on your team man."

Sky attempted to pick up the snake but got bit in the wrist instead. "Oh fuck!" The other two tried to help but the snake's tail wrapped Valis' leg with Kiba behind him holding him in place making Vali hit him. "Get your fucking hands off me!"

Sky keeps getting bitten then the three successfully get the snake out then Sky looks at his arm. "Oh man you got nailed." "I hope Asia is prepared to heal those." When they thought it was over, another anaconda attacked Vali, making a jump and falling out of the ball pit. "OH SHIT! We forgot about the other snake.!" Sky said, laughing at that.

We cut to Gr-ug in some normal attire with a sandwich and water bottle in Kouh park, about to sit down after saying hello to a young couple then 'Breaking' the bench and groaning pretending to be in pain with his pants split revealing his bare green ass then running away.

"What the fuck just happened?" Someone asked.

We then cut to Issei, Matsuda, Motohama, Vali and Sky in prisoner outfits pissed off while Gasper and Kiba wore guard outfits.

"Hello, I'm Kiba and we got some prison escapees." He said, smirking.

"But they have to go through The Taser Hall to escape." Gasper said giggling. "Ready guys."

"Go!" Someone yelled, making the prisoners go through whole they yelled in pain. "AH FUCK!" This fucking sucks!" Get the fuck out of my way!"

The others laughed and they all escaped and grunting in pain.

"I don't want to fucking do that again. Ever." Issei said making Asia kiss him making him feel better.

I apologize for the fact that I just wanted to do some jackass things. Next chapter is the wedding of Akashiya, Sitri and Phoenix. Till next time!