(No Pov)
Jinbe watched as Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura all arrived. They all came from different directions as well.
"Morning," Sakura barely managed to yawn without even looking where she was going. I could feel the waves and waves of 'Just kill me so I can sleep' rolling off of her.
"uh Way," I think naruto said. Who was he? Denki?
Sasuke looked wide awake but didn't say a word. Why do I feel like that's gonna happen often?
"Yo Guys!" I grinned standing there already.
"Not So loud," Sakura mumbled.
"How are you so..." Naruto fell asleep for a solid ten seconds before continuing his speech. "... Awake?" Naruto said the word like a demon from hell.
"Yeah... Didn't you sleep?" Sakura yawned so much that it was ridiculous.
"Well Duh, I went to sleep as soon as I got home," I smiled. I left out the fact that I didn't change my clothes, or do any schoolwork. But I mean really would those matter? What mattered was the Absolutely beastly Dinner I had.
"I hope Kakashi gets here soon, Oh hey look there's a black cat!"
(Five Hours Later)
It was nearly bloody Lunch time and Man I didn't care. I started transforming to pass the time. I transformed into Sakura with Sasukes face, Then Naruto with Elfmans Face.
"Morning Everyone, ready for your first day?" A certain Ninja asked.
"Hey, you're late!" Sakura and Naruto Chorused.
"Well A black cat crossed my path, So I had to take the long way," Kakashi answered.
Naruto and Sakura growled.
"Ahh, Did it have white spot's?" I asked. Sakura and naruto spun around to face me.
"YOU BELIEVE THIS!" They Chorused rather loudly. I leaned back and cleaned my ear.
"Well..." Kakashi cleared his throat. "Let's get started," Kakashi walked over and placed a clock on a log. "Here we go, It's set for noon," He pushed the Ancient looking clock inwards.
And then I heard them.
The Legendary.
The Bells!
"Your Assignment is very simple, You just have to take these bells from me," Kakashi said blandly. I smiled nearly jumping with joy. "That's all there is to it, If you can't get them by noon, you go without lunch," Kakashi said. I didn't even feel hungry. I wonder why?
"Wah?" Naruto gasped. I was shifting from foot to foot. Man was I excited. I mean this was Naruto's legendary test! The first time we get to see Ninjutsu on the scale of fire style!
"You'll be tied to those posts, And you'll watch while I eat my lunch in front of you," Kakashi explained.
"HELL YEAH! LET'S GO!" I exclaimed loudly.
"Jinbe Did you eat Breakfast by any chance?" Kakashi asked. I shook my head.
"Just really Excited Kakashi!" I smiled.
"Wait a minute there's four of us, How come there are only Two bells?" Sakura asked.
"Well that way at least two of you will end up tied to a post, and Ultimately Disqualified, For Failing to complete the mission, Those Two go back to the academy," Kakashi answered. "Then Again all four of you could flunk out too, You can use any weapons including shuriken If you're not prepared to kill me, you won't be able to take the bells,"
"Those weapons are too dangerous Sensei!" Sakura protested.
"Hey Kakashi, Is it okay to form teams?" I asked. Kakashi's Eye widened only Slightly. So slightly that even Sasuke couldn't see it. Kakashi shrugged.
"Especially since you couldn't even dodge that eraser," Naruto laughed.
"Class clowns are usually the weakest links, You can safely Ignore them, Lowest Scores losers," Kakashi Roasted Naruto.
"Holy SHIT, Naruto You need an entire Ice Jutsu For that Burn," I laughed.
"When I say Start, You can begin," Kakashi said. I watched Naruto Run up and get destroyed by Kakashi.
"Hold Up I didn't say start yet," Kakashi said.
"uh, Kakashi-" I tried.
"No Jinbe that doesn't count," Kakashi sighed. I huffed.
"Get ready... And Start!" Kakashi said. Sasuke and Sakura instantly vanished whilst I disappeared into a cloud of smoke.
"Ninjas must know how to conceal their movements and hide effectively," Kakashi voiced. However, Naruto wasn't even hiding. He was just standing there like he'd just scored a girlfriend and was about to brag to his brother.
"You and me right now Fair and Square! Let's go!" Naruto exclaimed. The look of 'what the hell is this kid thinking' showed on Kakashi's face and it was the exact thought on my mind.
"You know compared to the others you're a little bit weird," Kakashi sprouted facts.
"Oh yeah? the only thing weird here is your haircut," Naruto said. Insult Failure. Don't try again next time Naruto.
Naruto Ran towards Kakashi, And he wasn't even running properly. He was doing the standard arm's back and forth. I mean like really?
Kakashi Absolutely bored reached into his pouch and Naruto jumped back. Man naruto was an Idiot at first. I mean this is the main character really? Compared to Shippuden this naruto is like a bad joke told by your Drunk Work Friend who's gone through his Third divorce.
"Shinobi Battle Techniques part one, Taijutsu the Physical Art," Kakashi said. Pulled out from his pocket was the reason for my quest.
The Holy Book that No naruto Fan had ever read, The Pinnacle of Love.
'Icha Icha Paradise' I thought wide-eyed. Now I was no pervert. But how many Naruto fans could say they had read the Icha Icha Series. Zero. Well, I'm Gonna make it One at least!
"What the?" Naruto muttered.
"What are you waiting for? Make your move," Kakashi said.
"But- I mean- Why are you reading that book?" Naruto Asked.
"Why? To find out what happens in the story of course. Don't let it bother you, With your weak attacks it doesn't matter if I'm reading or whatever," Kakashi said.
"I'm Going To crush you!" Man Was naruto lucky I didn't have the commandment of Truth. Cause he'd be stone right about now.
Kakashi Casually blocked naruto's first hit to the head while still reading. Then Ducked under Naruto's High Kick which didn't make sense while still reading the book. Then He attempted to punch Kakashi. My eyes widened as I saw Kakashi behind naruto. This WAS IT!
"Don't let your enemy get behind you all the time," Kakashi chided. His hand's In a tiger sign.
"Naruto Get out of there! Quick he's going to-" Sakura was saying. Meanwhile, I Grinned and slowly untransformed from the Rock currently behind Kakashi. I knew that Kakashi was smart and all. However, there was one thing that he didn't know. My Secret Jutsu! "-Destroy you!"
"Too late," Kakashi said.
"Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu!" Kakashi then rammed the Tiger hand sign into naruto's ass then sent him flying. "A thousand years of-" Kakashi was saying.
However, suddenly Kakashi felt something. Like someone was walking over this grave. Turning his head around slowly He saw Jinbe Grinning widely With his fingers in the Tiger hand sign. Sakura and Sasuke raised their eyebrows. Kakashi himself couldn't move. He didn't know why but for some reason he was locked to the spot.
"Death?" I finished for him jamming my Alight Fingers in the same manner as He did to naruto. However, Kakashi realized that this was no Simple Joke. I had covered my fingers in Fire Chakra and Used them to ignite his insides. His Chest and Stomach burned as he kicked Jinbes face and ran over to the lake to get some water.
"What the hell was that?" Sakura muttered to herself.
"My Secret Jutsu! Modeled after the Jutsu Kakashi used against so many Students! Feel the Burning rage of all those students!" I yelled.
"Well that was unexpected," Kakashi sweat-dropped.
Dozens of Naruto Clones Burst from the water. They attacked naruto and were humiliated by Kakashi. Eventually, he noticed a bell near a tree. Walking over to grab it he fell for Kakashi's trap. But nearly instantly he was cut down by Jinbe's Kunai.
"Naruto, That's a fake," I sighed shaking my head.
Kakashi nearby Raised an eyebrow before being skewered by kunai and shuriken from Sasuke which then turned out to be a substitution. As Sasuke panicked I walked over and bowed to the log.
"Uhh, Jinbe What are you doing?" Naruto questioned.
" Bowing to the Holy Log," I answered simply.
"Never mind Kakashi's hair isn't the only weird thing around here," Naruto sighed.
"Yeah your Lack of Braincells even for my Cousin is just as weird," I chuckled. Naruto shouted in protest. I heard Sakura yell and I stopped.
"Hey Naruto, Go Find Sasuke," I said. Naruto growled.
"Hey! What's that mean? You Go find Sasuke!" Naruto snapped back.
"Naruto, We'll need all four of us to even have a chance of beating Kakashi, Besides if we form two teams and get a bell for each team we all pass," I explained. Naruto seemed to think for a second before grinning.
"Okay fine, But I'll go Find Sakura," Naruto grinned.
"Oh yeah go find the girl that's just screamed sure great idea," I sighed.
"yeah I know right? Later!" Naruto smiled running off to his love interest who will never love him back.
"What a Doof" I sighed before I turn around and Transform into a dragonfly. And Flew off to find the Uchiha.
I flew around until I found out I was too late. Sasuke was already head-deep in the dirt. I wonder if there's a joke in there somewhere?
I laughed to myself for a few good seconds. Apparently Having Photo-Graphic memory was a killer combination with transformation jutsu. Well, I wasn't complaining. What did you think that I could just transform into anime Girls for no reason?
"You good Sasuke?" I grinned dispelling the transformation jutsu. Sasuke glared at me before I Shrugged and lifted him up.
"Come on we've got to go find Naruto and Sakura," I said.
"Why? With that Level Of transformation Jutsu it'd be easy to grab the Bells," Sasuke replied.
"Yeah right. This isn't just any random guy Sasuke. It's Kakashi, I've heard a lot about him around town even in my few days of being here. We've gotta team up to beat him and all pass," I sighed.
"How, There is only two bells," Sasuke reminded me.
"Well yeah. But if we form two teams then the bell will go to both teams. That's why I asked the team question, Now come on!" I exclaimed. Sasuke took the lead as we ran around searching for Naruto and Sakura. After a suggestion from Sasuke, I transformed into a Dragonfly again and took refuge in Sasuke's hair. It was very weird being in pretty boys' hair.
I waited for a few minutes before I heard voices.
"Sasuke!" a Voice that wasn't Sakura's said in a sakuras way. Pokking my Insect head out of Sasukes hair I saw Sakura. But Something told me otherwise. I poofed out of Sasukes head with a grin.
"hey, Kakashi!" I grinned. Sakura stopped stunned. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at me.
"What? Jinbe it's me," Not-Sakura said.
"Really? Let me check," I narrowed my eyes at Sakura. Before a grin covered Not-Sakuras face. Kakashi now untransformed rushed at both of us and as fast as I could I transformed into an Elephant.
"What the? This level of transformation jutsu is Way above Chunnin level," Kakashi exclaimed. Letting out a loud Trumpet Both Naruto and the real Sakura appeared. Together me, Naruto, Sakura And Sasuke all charged at Kakashi.
Now I don't know what the hell happened. But somehow along the Way, Sasuke Got ahold of the Bells.
"Well Sasuke Passess," Kakashi sighed. Transforming back I grinned with a knowing smile as Sasuke handed one to Naruto.
"Mm?" Kakashi raised an Eyebrow.
"Hey, Kakashi! Me and Naruto are a team, Just Like Sasuke And Sakura!" Jinbe Exclaimed. Kakashi's eyes widened a fraction.
"That means we all pass! Right Kakashi-Sensei!?" Jinbe Grinned Cheekily.
"Well... Yeah, I guess so," Kakashi rubbed the back of his head astonished.
'I didn't except for that. That Jinbe's Pretty smart'
"Hey Jinbe, How did you know it was me?" Kakashi curious asked.
"Oh, I didn't really. I mean I asked Naruto to go Find Sakura, but my gut told me something was off, so I called your bluff," Jinbe answered after a second.
Sasuke noticed my hesitation though.
'he's hiding something'
For a second as Naruto looked at me my Eyes turned from just Blue like his to Pure Striking Blue. That seemed to pierce his very soul.
(Elsewhere, But very close)
Behind the Closed bars, A beast stirred. Its Orange Fur and Striking Red eyes opened.
"Zekriym,"
Hey everyone! Welcome to yet another Chapter of Truth! I hope you liked it! Now then Who is Zekriym?