I do not own Azumanga Daioh. And I'm sorry for not updating this story.
Yukari grinned as she gripped her guns that were in their holsters. "If they dare come to take my pretty away, I'mma shoot them dead." She grinned evilly.
Osaka whimpered as she tried to sneak out the back door. "Don't even think about it, missy!" Yukari's voice rang out through the house. She quickly went back to her room.
Meanwhile, Tomo and Minamo were at the town of Dry Gulch. "Well, Deputy, I reckon this is where Yukari the Kid is at," The sheriff tipped her hat.
"You think she might be at that saloon over there?" Minamo pointed to the building where loud gunshots and wild screams rang out.
"Oh, good lordy, no!" Tomo yelped. "She couldn't be in there!" Her knees were shaking and knocking against each other in fear.
"But Sheriff, maybe one of them knows where she is." Minamo insisted.
"Fine, Nyamo. Let's go take a look." Tomo sighed, defeated.
"Don't call me that!" Minamo scolded.
Sheriff Yomi was sitting on a barstool with a deadpan face as she watched the bar brawl that was taking place.
"I'M GUNNA GUT YOU UP AND PUT YOUR BEEHIND ON MY TROPHY WALL!"
"LIKE HECK YOU ARE, YOU TUMBLEWEED EATIN' VARMINT!"
She yawned as the two cowboys shot at each other. It was business as usual in Dry Gulch.
Suddenly, she saw Tomo enter the saloon with a determined look in her eyes. "ALRIGHT, YOU DIRTY, NO-GOOD, SONS-OF-COYOTES! STICK YER HANDS IN THE AIR AND NOBODY, AND I MEAN, NOBODY GETS SHOT!"
"This is not what I had in mind, Sheriff." Minamo sighed.
"Excuse me," Yomi got up from her stool and walked over to the pint-sized sheriff. "What do you think you're doing?"
"I'm keeping the peace! I'm Sheriff Tomo!" She eyed Yomi's badge on her vest. "And it's nice to see a fellow sheriff in this town!" Tomo extended her hand out.
Yomi glared at her. "Do you realize that you're ruining the only entertainment I have in this god-forsaken hell-hole?"
"Excuse me. This is a family-friendly fanfic." Minamo scolded. "No cursing allowed."
"Oh, I'm sorry." Yomi sarcastically spat out. "I mean, HECK-hole."
"What do you mean?" Tomo looked confused. "Aren't you supposed to keep the peace?"
"Peace? You mean to go around all day, walking around in this boring-ass town and do nothing but go on our daily lives?"
"YEAH!" Tomo shouted.
"Forget that." Yomi shook her head. "Now get out of here. I'm busy."
"But what about Yukari the Kid?"
At the mention of her name, everyone screamed and ran around the saloon in a frenzied panic.
"LAND SAKES!"
"NOT THE KID!"
"SOMEONE SAVE US!"
"I CAN'T FIND MY PANTALOONS!"
Yomi pulled out her pistol and shot into the air. "EVERYONE, SHUT UP!" She glared at everyone with a cold look.
Then she turned to Tomo. "I don't know who that person is and if you ever say that name again, I'll shoot you in the… rump."
CRAAASH!
"OOF!" Tomo landed face-first on the ground. "My behind hurts like a-"
WHUMP!
"Ooh…" Minamo groaned as she sat unknowingly on her sheriff. "Man, that girl is strong..!"
"Deputee…" Tomo said, muffled. "GEFF OFF MEE!"
"Oh, sorry, Sheriff!" Minamo quickly got off and brushed off her clothes. Tomo stood up and grumbled in anger. "Well, that was a waste of time! Who's gonna lead us to Yukari now?"
"I know where she lives," A soft yet deep female voice answered.
Tomo and Minamo turned around and stared in shock. "You're… You're…!"
Who is it? Who is the mysterious stranger girl? Find out next time!