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Tomo and Minamo approached Yukari the Kid's cabin. "Are you sure about this, Sheriff?"
"I'm damn sure! This is it!" Tomo pulled out her gun and took a deep breath. "HEY, YUKARI, YOU FAT TUB OF LARD! COME OUT OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!"
Gunfire erupted from the window as the duo ducked behind some rocks.
"Nice one, Sheriff." Minamo growled.
"Shut up! This is all that Kagura woman's fault!" Tomo hissed in anger.
Flashback
"I know where she lives." A tall and dark girl wearing cowboy attire smirked. "But it'll cost ya."
"If you know where she lives, then tell us!" Minamo protested.
"Shush, Nyamo!" Tomo hissed.
"Don't call me-" Minamo's protest was cut off by Tomo placing a hand over her mouth. "What's the price?"
"You tell me where Sakaki is, and I'll show you where you can find Yukari the Kid."
"Deal!"
End Flashback
"Remind me to never listen to her ever again!" Tomo groaned.
"GIVE IT UP, YOU VARMINTS!" Yukari's voice rang out. "I'M NEVER GIVING HER UP FOR NO ONE! Y'ALL HEAR ME?"
"JUSTICE WILL ALWAYS WIN IN THE END, KID!" Tomo shouted back. "AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!"
Tomo's hat flew off of her head as Yukari pulled her shotgun back. "You were sayin'?"
"EEK!" Tomo ran under a large rock and hid herself.
"Sheriff!" Minamo crawled in after and began to drag her out. "We can't just give up!"
"Then you go and save her!" Tomo protested.
"No, you're the sheriff!"
"Nuh-uh!" Tomo placed the star on Minamo's vest. "YOU'RE the Sheriff!"
"No, YOU ARE!"
"NUH-UH, YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU ARE!"
Yukari watched the quarreling duo with interest as she scratched her head. "What the heck is goin' on?"
WHAM!
Osaka knocked Yukari out from behind with a large vase. "For goodness' sake!" She stormed outside and walked right up towards the arguing duo.
"YOU!"
"NO, YOU!"
"NO! YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"NO! YOU!"
"NO, YOU!"
"QUIET!" Osaka screamed at the top of her lungs as she glared at the duo. "I've been waiting here for almost TWO days and you two took yer sweet time in rescuing me! Good lord, you call yourselves lawmen? For shame! HMPH!" She stormed right past them and hopped on a horse and ran off.
"Sheriff, wasn't that Osaka?"
"Yes, Deputy, I believe it was."
The duo sat there for a long, long time...
Meanwhile...
"Yahoo!" Kagura was riding alongside Sakaki as they carried large bags of money on their backs. "That was one hell of a train robbery!"
"This is a family-friendly fanfic, Kagura."
"Shoot, Sorry about that. Anyways, let's go find another train to rob! YAHOO!" The duo rode off into the sunset, hollering and shooting into the air.
The end.